Toons By Length

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Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 is the longest toon on the site, with a daunting time of thirty-one minutes and nine seconds.
Old New Intro is the shortest toon on the site, with a time of twenty seconds.

This is a list of every toon in order of length.

The longest official toon is Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 (I Killed Pom Pom counting only Flash toons), and the shortest is the Old New Intro. Counting unofficial toons (for example, those that are absent from the Toons menu), the longest toon is the SBCG4AP Playthrough live stream at nearly two hours, and the shortest toon is Strong Bad's three-second cameo in Dad's Garage's Kickstarter video.

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[edit] Statistics

Type of Toon Average Total
Big Toons 4:31 1:44:01
Shorts 2:20 2:50:30
Powered by The Cheat 2:01 18:12
Hremails 3:22 10:06
Holiday Toons 5:44:54
Puppet Stuff 1:52 33:43
Video Stuff 4:36 2:08:50
Skills of an Artist 2:11 43:43
Disk 4 of 12 16:47 1:07:09
Teen Girl Squad 2:26 36:39
Marzipan's Answering Machine 1:30:05
Character Videos 0:52 10:28
strongbad_email.exe 2:49 1:41:58
Everything Else 2:12 33:06
YouTube 4:25 1:19:31
Kickstarter
  • 26:41 (including live streams)
  • 5:53 (not including live streams)
6:13:41
Halloween Teasers 7:48
Other
  • 5:43 (including live streams)
  • 1:17 (not including live streams)
4:17:59
All (not including emails) 4:54 28:24:06
All (including emails) 4:47 39:01:28

As of 2022 Costume Pack Now Available‎ (October 23, 2022)

[edit] List

[edit] Big Toons

Rank Length Toon
#1 7:02 Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold
#2 6:45 In Search of the Yello Dello New Version
#3 6:18 Where's The Cheat?
#4 6:00 Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
#5 5:36 The Luau
#6 5:35 DNA Evidence
#7 5:24 Kick-A-Ball
#8 5:10 Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2
#8 5:10 Bug in Mouth Disease
#10 4:56 Shopping For Danger
#11 4:37 Weclome Back
#12 4:25 Career Day
#12 4:25 Strongest Man in the World
#14 4:17 Date Nite
#15 4:10 Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1
#15 4:10 A Folky Tale
#17 4:00 Cool Things
#17 4:00 A Jorb Well Done
#19 3:32 In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version
#20 2:38 Parsnips A-Plenty
#21 2:23 The Reddest Radish
#22 2:02 The King of Town DVD New Version
#23 1:26 The King of Town DVD Old Version

[edit] Holiday Toons

Rank Length Toon
#1 31:09 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2
#2 17:59 Decemberweenvent Calendar
#3 14:33 Halloween Potion-ma-jig
#4 10:33 The House That Gave Sucky Treats
#5 9:30 Fan 'Stumes 2021
#6 9:25 Mr. Poofers Must Die
#7 8:41 Fan 'Stumes 2022
#8 7:48 I Killed Pom Pom
#9 7:22 Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
#10 6:58 Hooked on Decemberween
#11 6:52 the next april fools thing
#12 6:44 Jibblies 2
#13 6:43 Decemberween in July
#14 6:29 2022 Costume Pack Now Available
#15 6:25 Most in the Graveyard
#16 6:09 Fan 'Stumes 2020‎
#17 6:06 The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods
#18 6:05 Halloween Fairstival
#18 6:05 Decemberween Short Shorts
#18 6:05 A Decemberween Mackerel
#21 6:00 3 Times Halloween Funjob
#22 5:57 Doomy Tales of the Macabre
#23 5:38 Fan 'Stumes 2019
#24 5:34 Fan Costumes 2017
#25 5:32 Pumpkin Carve-nival
#26 5:30 The House That Gave Sucky Tricks
#27 5:27 A Death Defying Decemberween
#28 5:14 Happy Hallow-Day
#29 5:12 sbemail 206
#30 5:06 Later That Night...
#31 5:04 Homestarloween Party
#32 5:04 Fan Costumes 2016
#33 5:00 Halloween Hijinks
#33 5:00 Let us give TANKS!
#35 4:48 Fan Costumes '09
#36 4:47 April Fool 2014
#36 4:47 Sickly Sam's Big Outing
#38 4:43 The Best Decemberween Ever
#39 4:31 Haunted Photo Booth
#40 4:23 A Decemberween Pageant
#41 4:20 Homestar Presents: Presents
#42 4:08 Fan Costumes '07
#43 4:06 Fan Costumes '06
#44 4:01 Fan Costumes 2018
#44 4:00 That a Ghost
#46 3:57 Fan Costumes '08
#47 3:28 Fall Float Parade
#48 3:25 Record Store Day
#49 3:10 Fan Costumes 2015
#50 3:05 More Fan Costumes
#51 2:51 Happy Dethemberween
#52 2:50 Senorial Day
#53 2:43 Best Caper Ever
#54 2:30 Toikey TV
#55 2:28 Fan Costume Commentary
#56 2:15 Trogday 08
#57 2:14 Twenty THANXty Six
#58 2:11 Costume Commercial
#59 1:49 Happy Trogday
#60 1:47 Under Construction
#61 1:46 Punkin Show
#62 1:40 Halloween Safety
#62 1:40 Malloween Commercial
#64 1:39 Happy 20th Trogday!
#65 1:38 A Holiday Greeting
#66 1:35 Decomposing Pumpkins
#67 1:33 Sloshybowl
#68 1:30 Happy Fireworks
#69 1:26 April Fool 09
#70 1:12 HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!
#71 1:03 A Mother's Day Message
#72 1:00 Snowglobe
#73 0:54 Xeriouxly Forxe
#74 0:48 Rotten Eggs
#75 0:39 Superbowl Dealie
#75 0:39 Some Stupid Turkey
#77 0:15 Which Ween Costumes?

[edit] Powered by The Cheat

Rank Length Toon
#1 3:19 Fish Eye Lens
#2 2:40 Rap Song
#2 2:40 Mile
#4 2:35 New Boots
#5 2:17 Trogdor Was A Man
#6 2:09 Crystal Fortress
#7 1:56 Everybody to the Limit
#8 1:47 Trudgemank
#9 1:20 The Cheat Theme Song
#10 1:12 Crazy Cartoon

[edit] Teen Girl Squad

Rank Length Toon
#1 4:14 Teen Girl Squad Issue 15
#2 3:40 Teen Girl Squad Issue 14
#3 3:30 Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
#3 3:30 Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
#5 3:25 Teen Girl Squad Issue 13
#6 3:20 Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
#7 2:24 Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
#8 2:05 Teen Girl Squad Issue 9
#9 1:57 Teen Girl Squad Issue 5
#10 1:53 Teen Girl Squad Issue 7
#11 1:38 Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
#12 1:37 Teen Girl Squad Issue 3
#13 1:22 Teen Girl Squad Issue 6
#14 1:12 Teen Girl Squad Issue 2
#15 0:52 Teen Girl Squad Issue 1

[edit] Marzipan's Answering Machine

Rank Length Toon
#1 31:09 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2
#2 5:39 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2
#3 4:50 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0
#4 4:42 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2
#5 4:24 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
#6 4:06 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2
#7 3:57 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0
#8 3:56 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0
#9 3:30 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2
#10 3:18 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0
#11 3:17 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2
#12 3:16 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2
#12 3:16 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0
#14 3:04 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0
#15 2:39 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2
#16 2:38 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0
#17 2:24 Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0

[edit] Character Videos

Rank Length Toon
#1 1:15 Strong Sad's Character Video
#2 1:09 Strong Bad's Character Video
#3 0:59 Homestar Runner's Character Video
#4 0:58 The Cheat's Character Video
#4 0:58 Marzipan's Character Video
#6 0:54 Bubs's Character Video
#7 0:51 Coach Z's Character Video
#8 0:49 Pom Pom's Character Video
#9 0:47 The King of Town's Character Video
#10 0:38 Homsar's Character Video
#11 0:36 The Poopsmith's Character Video
#12 0:34 Strong Mad's Character Video

[edit] Halloween Teasers

Rank Length Toon
#1 1:40 Halloween Safety
#2 0:55 The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser
#3 0:46 Haunted Photo Booth Teaser
#4 0:43 Doomy Tales of the Macabre Teaser
#4 0:43 Jibblies 2 Teaser
#4 0:43 The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Teaser
#7 0:41 Most in the Graveyard Teaser
#8 0:36 Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser
#8 0:36 2022 Costume Pack Now Available Teaser
#10 0:25 Later That Night... Teaser

[edit] Other

Rank Length Toon
#1 1:12:16 Medium At A Distance
#2 1:11:25 The Kali Kazoo Show - 18 Apr 2021
#3 1:00:12 Trogdor! LIVE with the Brothers Chaps!
#4 5:30 Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike
#5 5:15 Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015
#6 4:19 Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Recording Sesh
#7 3:38 W00tstock - 18 Jul 2013
#8 3:24 Baddest of the Bands Promo
#8 3:24 Burninate the House
#10 2:46 Sbemailiarized!
#11 2:11 These peoples try to fade me
#12 2:02 Lappynapped!
#13 2:00 SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer
#13 2:00 SBCG4AP Advertisement
#15 1:52 First Time Here?
#16 1:45 slash/slash
#17 1:26 Super NES
#18 1:15 Broken Compy Menu
#19 1:04 Pom Pom, Too
#20 0:53 Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer)
#21 0:48 Halloween Hide & Seek v2.0 Trailer
#22 0:45 Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101
#23 0:43 Field Day Intro
#24 0:39 Where the Crap Are We?
#25 0:35 Eggs
#26 0:34 Respectably French!
#27 0:32 Old Everybody Intro
#28 0:31 Nerds & Music - 22 Aug 2020 cameos combined
#29 0:30 Sbemail 100 fakeout
#29 0:30 Workin' on the Game
#31 0:27 King of Townmail
#32 0:25 Sbemail 200 Fakeout
#33 0:24 Happy T!
#34 0:23 Homestar and Marzipan's Thank You Message
#35 0:20 Flag Intro
#35 0:20 Ween Intro
#37 0:17 King of Town Intro
#37 0:17 Late Night Thank You Message
#39 0:15 Old Intro 2
#39 0:15 Old Intro
#41 0:11 Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You Message
#42 0:08 The Aquabats! Super Kickstarter!
#43 0:07 Needlepernt
#44 0:06 Back Door Message
#45 0:05 Bubs's Thank You Message
#46 0:03 Dad's Garage Celebrity Endorsement Kickstarter Video

[edit] Shorts

Rank Length Toon
#1 6:10 Limozeen vs. sloshy
#2 5:30 Kick the Can
#3 4:15 Commandos in the Classroom
#4 4:10 The Next Epi-Snowed
#5 3:56 Donut Unto Others
#6 3:51 Hremail 7
#7 3:50 Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
#8 3:48 Compy Catalog
#8 3:48 Where My Hat Is At?
#9 3:24 Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
#11 3:20 4 Gregs
#12 3:19 Fish Eye Lens
#13 3:10 Trogdor Con '97
#14 3:09 Hremail 2000
#15 3:07 No Hands On Deck!
#16 3:06 Hremail 62
#17 3:04 Characters from Yonder Website
#18 3:00 Experimental Film
#18 3:00 Strong Bad Classics!
#18 3:00 The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar
#18 3:00 The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
#22 2:54 The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show
#23 2:52 Summer Short Shorts
#24 2:50 Ever and More
#25 2:48 The Baloneyman
#26 2:47 The Interview
#27 2:46 Play Date
#27 2:46 New Boots
#29 2:40 Where U Goin' 2?
#29 2:40 Rap Song
#31 2:24 On Break
#31 2:24 Fluffy Puff Commercial
#33 2:19 Drive-Thru
#34 2:17 Trogdor Was A Man
#35 2:13 Cheat Commandos...O's
#36 2:11 Somber Vacation
#37 2:09 Crystal Fortress
#38 2:05 Loading Screens
#38 2:05 Ballad of the Sneak
#40 2:02 Pistols for Pandas
#41 2:01 An Important Rap Song
#42 2:00 Flash is Dead!
#42 2:00 The Li'l Brudder Show
#44 1:55 20X6 vs. 1936
#45 1:54 Everybody to the Limit
#46 1:53 Limozeen Live (practice)
#47 1:50 Blubb-O's Commercial
#48 1:48 Quality Time With Cardboard Homestar
#49 1:47 Trudgemank
#50 1:45 Sbemail 150?!?
#51 1:44 Arcade Game
#51 1:44 Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
#53 1:43 Sick Day
#54 1:42 Strong Bad Sings
#54 1:42 Coach Z's 110%
#56 1:31 One Two, One Two
#57 1:30 Place Ya Bets!
#58 1:22 Senor Mortgage
#59 1:20 The Cheat Theme Song
#60 1:19 79 Seconds Left
#61 1:10 Peasant's Quest Preview
#61 1:10 Non-Sequitur Champion
#63 1:06 The System is Down
#64 1:03 Cheat Commandos
#64 1:03 Mr. Shmallow
#66 1:00 Theme Song Video
#67 0:56 Diaper Sunrise
#67 0:56 Meet Marshie
#69 0:54 Squintmojis
#69 0:54 The Cheatar
#71 0:47 Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic
#72 0:32 500 The Cheats
#73 0:20 Old New Intro

[edit] Puppet Stuff

Rank Length Toon
#1 7:22 Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
#2 2:22 Marshie vs. Little Girl
#3 2:12 Dangeresque: Puppet Squad
#4 2:10 Biz Cas Fri 3
#5 2:00 Biz Cas Fri 2
#5 2:00 Labor Dabor
#7 1:52 Action Cool News-oween Report
#8 1:50 Biz Cas Fri 1
#9 1:25 Homestar vs. Other Little Girl
#10 1:21 Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial
#11 1:14 Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes
#12 1:11 Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams
#12 1:11 Puppet Time
#14 1:10 Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities
#15 1:08 Strong Bad vs. Little Girl
#16 1:07 Homestar vs. Little Girl 2
#17 1:06 Puppet Jam: Mission Control
#18 1:02 Everybody Knows It

[edit] Video Stuff

Rank Length Toon
#1 30:27 Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle
#2 16:25 Disk 4 of 12 - World Games
#3 14:00 Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare
#4 11:13 Strong-Play: Marzipan Beef Reverser
#5 6:17 Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum
#6 4:23 Skills of an Artist LIVE!!
#7 3:02 Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery
#8 2:55 Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer
#9 2:52 Really Cool Boat
#10 2:42 sloshy - No-stalgia
#11 2:19 Guitar
#12 2:15 Draccus
#13 2:14 End Boss
#14 2:13 Tennis Shorts
#15 2:09 Diskette
#15 2:09 Cornucopia
#17 2:08 Large Bean
#18 2:05 Cartoon Characters
#19 1:58 Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds
#20 1:54 Sammich
#21 1:52 Barf Bag
#22 1:50 Clownbread
#23 1:48 Classic Stand-up Arcade Game
#24 1:38 Muscleman
#24 1:38 Cannonmouth
#26 1:36 Posh Toilet Paper
#27 1:25 Expando Deck Promo
#28 1:23 Eagle

[edit] strongbad_email.exe

Rank Length Toon
#1 8:34 Puppets on the Road
#2 8:13 Email Intros
#3 7:16 Sketchbook (video)
#4 6:07 Email Intros, Part Two
#5 4:38 Sample of Style Too
#6 4:12 Sample of Style
#7 3:54 Some Puppet Stuff
#8 3:39 Real-Live E-Mails
#8 3:39 Comic Book Movie
#10 3:32 Sample of Style Too: Some Outtakes
#11 3:07 Making of Email 100
#12 3:04 Some Extras
#13 3:03 Accent
#14 3:02 160 Seconds
#15 2:53 Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes
#16 2:45 Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True
#17 2:36 Nite Mamas (Karaoke)
#18 2:32 Family Resemblence
#19 2:19 Because, It's Midnite (karaoke)
#20 2:08 Grumblecakes (video)
#21 1:56 Fhqwhgads (karaoke)
#22 1:51 Trogdor (Karaoke)
#23 1:45 Rock Opera (karaoke)
#24 1:41 Secret Song (video)
#25 1:38 Moving Very Slowly (video)
#26 1:37 Videro Games
#27 1:32 Dangeresque (Karaoke)
#28 1:29 Scroll Button Songs (video)
#29 1:20 Greeting Cards
#30 1:11 It's Like It Was Meant to Be (video)
#30 1:11 Space Program Alternate Take
#32 1:02 E-mail Birds
#33 0:54 The Cheatar (making of)
#34 0:45 3D Menu Screen Tests
#35 0:34 Alternate Universe Video
#36 0:19 Day at the Park

[edit] Everything Else

Rank Length Toon
#1 4:03 Why Come Only One Girl?
#2 3:43 The Limozeen Advantage
#3 3:29 Blue Laserdisc Challenge
#4 3:13 Peasant's Quest Outtakes
#5 2:38 Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It
#6 2:27 Exaggerations
#7 2:15 Halloween Awards Show
#8 1:59 Bubslegum Comics
#9 1:50 Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues
#9 1:50 From the Vault
#9 1:50 Flashforward
#12 1:29 Flash's 10th Birthday
#13 1:10 Your Hair is Messed Up
#14 0:38 Puppet Jam: President's Daughter
#15 0:32 An Open Forum

[edit] YouTube Exclusive

Rank Length Toon
#1 39:06 Trogdor!! The Board Game Playthrough
#2 4:58 Social Media Crap Compilation 1
#3 4:16 Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation
#4 3:58 Social Media Crap Compilation 2
#5 3:28 Social Media Crap Compilation 3
#6 3:09 Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition
#7 2:46 Trogdor's Fiery Rage (video)
#8 2:29 Quickstart Overview (video)
#9 2:17 Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl!
#10 2:16 Stinkoman Level 10 Launch Trailer
#11 2:11 WarioWare D.I.Y. Compilation
#12 1:53 Strong Bad Gameways
#13 1:31 The Actions You Can Do (video)
#14 1:26 Kooky Moonlight
#15 1:16 Record Store Day 2018
#16 1:09 Greatest American Homestar
#17 1:03 Stack 'Em to the Heavens!
#18 0:57 Halloween Hide & Seek v2.0 Trailer
#19 0:19 Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee

[edit] Trogdor!! The Board Game Kickstarter

Rank Length Toon
#1 1:48:11 SBCG4AP Playthrough
#2 1:29:55 Trogdor Playthrough with Strong Bad & friends!
#3 1:01:01 Final Hours Playthrough
#4 55:44 Trogdor Live Playtest @ GenCon
#5 15:38 Six-Sadded, Die
#6 8:36 Six-Sadded, Die: Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d
#7 7:25 Six Sadded Die - Trogdor!! The Board Game Unboxing
#8 7:00 Six-Sadded Die - Trogdor!! The Board Game Expando Deck
#9 4:53 Six-Sadded, Die. - Peasant Burnination
#10 4:30 Six-Sadded, Die. - Trogdor's Fiery Rage
#11 3:43 Wyrmwood Video
#12 2:39 Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)
#13 2:31 Six-Sadded, Die. - The Void Tower
#14 1:55 Meeple Grove

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