Scroll Button Songs (video)

This article is about the DVD feature. For the up-to-date list of all scroll button songs, see Scroll Button Songs.

"Scroll Button Songs"

Scroll Button Songs is a compilation of the first several songs that Strong Bad sings on the Strong Bad Email menu.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z

Places: Computer Room

Computer: Tandy 400, Compy 386

Running Time: 1:29

DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc One

[edit] Transcript

{Between each song, the scene cuts to show what the menu looked like at the time the song was featured.}

STRONG BAD: Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack!

COACH Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!
STRONG BAD: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack.

STRONG BAD: Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you!

STRONG BAD: Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long!

STRONG BAD: The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin.

STRONG BAD: I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? Wha'.

STRONG BAD: Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it!

STRONG BAD: Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my email client. Huzzah!

For all of the scroll button songs, Strong Bad's eyes have their usual reflection; however, on the site, they do not. His eyes, in fact, gain their current reflection after the Lappy takes over.