Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101

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An alternate ending to Sam & Max: Season Two features Homestar Runner revealing himself as the evil "mastermind" behind it all. This segment is one out of seven "alternate endings", released by Telltale Games to promote the DVD-ROM release of Sam & Max Beyond Time and Space.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner

Places: The Sam & Max version of Hell (main office)

Date: July 22, 2008

Running Time: 0:45

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{The video starts with a blue screen, with "ALTERNATE ENDING #101" written in yellow font. After a second, some smaller, grey font appears; at the top is written "PROPERTY OF TELLTALE GAMES, INC." and, at the bottom, "DO NOT DISTRIBUTE".}

{A beep is heard, and the scene cuts to a high-backed chair in Hell's main office.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: At last, the truth is revealed! {Chair swings round, revealing Homestar, who is significantly smaller than the chair itself} And so ends {zoom in on Homestar} our deadly game of cat and mouse... and dog... and rabbit... {zoom out} thingy. My diaperbolical plan began fifteen years ago...

{The camera shot changes with two black, clockwise swirls. Homestar is now sitting on the chair's arm.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And then I fell in with some magical hobos, smuggling rye toast through the mists of the Coches Mountains.

{The camera shot changes again to Homestar standing on the chair.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And they were all like {zoom in} "ebola raygun? You must be crazy". But I said {zoom out} "in your face, scientists! The Homestar Runner plays by a different set of crescent wrenches!"

{The scene fades into an advertisement for the Sam & Max Season 2 DVD.}

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