Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds
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Learn how to disguise a severed leg as a chefs' bathroom!
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Date: Friday, August 18, 2017 (Twitter); Thursday, August 24, 2017 (YouTube)
Running Time: 1:58
Page Title: Mom will never know!
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[edit] Transcript
{Video opens showing Strong Bad's boxing glove holding an uncapped marker.}
STRONG BAD: Weclome back to more {logo comes onscreen} Skills of an Artist! Today is Alliteration Day. We're gonna draw {moves marker rhythmically to the words} Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds! {logo fades out} Let's go! I make drawing dot-dot-dot!
{Strong Bad begins drawing a vertical line.}
STRONG BAD: Everybody, side-take your hearts out.
{Strong Bad draws another vertical line to the right of the first one.}
STRONG BAD: Vrrrt.
{Strong Bad connects the two vertical lines with a curved line on the bottom.}
STRONG BAD: And then we do a close-'em-up here. Little like a little smile. {hover-traces the line} Just a teeny smile. Hmm?
{Strong Bad draws two upside-down parabolas within the open shape.}
STRONG BAD: And now, some vaunted humps. {points out the two toenails} These are his weird, giant, chitinous toenails. Now, let's sever this mug! Okay!
{Strong Bad draws a serrated curve at the top to close the shape.}
STRONG BAD: I'd definitely use a serrated knife, so let's make the incision here. Oh yeah, that looks so good.
{Cut to later. Strong Bad has already drawn a straight curve within the serrated curve.}
STRONG BAD: {drawing a cartoon-style bone on top} Now here's his chib... fibula. Leg. It's his leg bone.
{Cut to later. Strong Bad has closed the shape around the exposed leg bone, and added extra curves around the bone to resemble muscle flesh.}
STRONG BAD: And you couldn't make a cut like that without urrrgh... little mess.
{Strong Bad draws a dripping shape coming out from the exposed flesh on the top.}
STRONG BAD: {adding an extra blood drop} Just a little mess.
{Cut to later. Shading lines have been drawn on the left side of the leg and the left side of the toenails.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, since this is Strong Sad, it's got to be casting a pall.
{Strong Bad draws several small lines to the right of the leg to create a shadow.}
STRONG BAD: {zig-zagging over the shadow} Lookit that pall.
{Cut to later. The shadow is now scribbled more fully.}
STRONG BAD: BUt you can't leave a drawing like this lying around your house. What if Mom comes in? So, now we get clever.
{Strong Bad draws dots on the toenails to make them look like doors with knobs.}
STRONG BAD: Okay, let's see, here's a doorknob.
{Strong Bad draws vertical shading lines on the doors.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, these are some lovely wooden doors.
{Strong Bad draws a square shape above the doors.}
STRONG BAD: These are the... {writing in the sign} Chef's Bafrooms.
{Strong Bad points to the exposed bone on top, which he modifies to like a chef's toque.}
STRONG BAD: Because this a chef's hat! Y'know what I'm saying? Look! {drawing an arrow and writing out} Chef's hat. Mom will never suspect a thing! And uh, this blood is uh, {drawing an arrow and writing out} marinara, of course. Because this place is for chefs to use the bathroom.
{Strong Bad draws an awning on the left side of the bathrooms.}
STRONG BAD: So, naturally, there'd be a little café over here.
{A small table with two chairs is drawn underneath the awning.}
STRONG BAD: Little bistro. Lookit that! Mom will never know the difference!
{Strong Bad writes a series of S's in time with each word.}
STRONG BAD: Strong Sad's Soft Severed Soolnds. You could just tell Mom that this {hovers over the S's} SSSSS, that's the sound of the people, the chefs! Peeing! In the restroom! That's great, she'll love it! Okay, see you next time!
[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Trivia
- The Tweet text reads, "Join along with me as we chop off Strong Sad's leg together!"
- The YouTube description reads, "Go from severed leg to quaint bistro restrooms in no time! It's marinara, mom!"
[edit] Remarks
- There is some blood coming out of the soolnd.
- Strong Bad diguises his drawing as a chefs' bathroom to hide it from the viewer's mother, and writes the sound of the chefs peeing.
[edit] Inside References
- The subject of the drawing is Strong Sad's severed soolnds.
- Strong Bad greets the viewers with "weclome".
- "Dot dot dot" was said out loud in Under Construction.
[edit] External Links
- watch "Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds"
- watch "Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds" on YouTube
- watch "Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds" on Twitter
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