Homestar vs. Other Little Girl

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"There's only one planet now?! What happened to the rest?!"

Homestar learns stuff from another little girl.

Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Homestar, Other Little Girl

Place: Strong Badia

Date: Monday, November 28, 2005

Running Time: 1:25

DVD: Everything Else, Volume 3

Contents

[edit] Transcript

{The Homestar puppet and Other Little Girl are in front of a white fence. There is a chair nearby.}

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {Climbs on the chair} Homestar, you need classes. You don't go to school and you don't know anything.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, you got to teach me then.

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: I am!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, what are we going to learn today in school?

{Cut}

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {Singing and playing the keyboard and as she sings the words appear on screen, with a bouncing ball, sing-along style, while Homestar dances along to the music} You can never live in two places... 'Cause there's only one of you.

{Cut}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's an amazing song!

{Cut}

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {Showing a cutout of the United States} Um—this is... has to be held up really carefully.

{Cut}

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: It's called... The United States of America.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ohhh!

{Cut}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What planet is it on?

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Uhh... There's only one planet.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: There's only one planet now?! What happened to the rest?!

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {caressing Homestar's head} Well, there's only one planet... that has air.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ohhhhhh!

{Cut}

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {points at map} Where do you live? Right here?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No. That's Texas.

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {looking at the camera, amused} No, it's not!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No? Where is that?

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: It's Texas.

{Cut}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Where do you live?

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {points to map} Right here in Georgia.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That looks like Miss'sippi.

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Not Mississippi...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No?

{Cut}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You're pretty smart, Other Little Girl. {She hugs him} Awww... That's the sweetest hug.

{Cut}

{Other Little Girl smiles at the camera and hits Homestar on the head}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oaugh! {falls down}

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {laughs}

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Explanations

[edit] Remarks

  • The Other Little Girl is not to be confused with Little Girl who starred in prior Puppet Stuff cartoons.
  • This toon does not yet have its own html file associated with it for use with the rando tab on the navbar.
  • Despite the catchy song, Homestar has been seen in more than one place at a time on occasion.

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