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-	Cuck	+	=Astrology's Mare in the Wall (ft. YouTube's automatic subtitles)=
-	Cuck	+	{{abouttoon}} {{for|[[contest]]|Strongest Man in the World Contest}}
-	Cuck	+	{{toonnav|Big Toon|10years|Weclome Back|Date Nite}}
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-	Cuck	+	[[Image:Strongest Man Contest Judges.png|thumb|"Really quite an impressive ball!"]]
-	Cuck	+	With the help of [[YouTube]]'s automatic subtitles, [[The Brothers Chaps]] celebrate [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]'s 10th anniversary with a remake of the [[Original Book|original story]].
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-	Cuck	+	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Pom Pom|Pump Up]], [[Strong Bad|Strong Bed]], [[The Cheat|Gee]], [[The Announcer]], [[Mr. Bland|Mr. Plan]], [[The Robot (storybook)]], [[Señor|Senior]], [[The Grape Fairie|The Great Fairy]], [[The Fat Bee|The Fat Be]]
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-	Cuck	+	'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Gymnasium]]
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-	Cuck	+	'''Date:''' Monday, August 21, 2006
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-	Cuck	+	'''Running Time:''' 4:25
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-	Cuck	+	'''Page Title:''' The Homestar Runner Enters the Longest Page Title on the Website Contest!
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-	Cuck	+	'''DVD:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 3]]
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-	Cuck	+	==Transcript==
-	Cuck	+	''{The cover page of the Original Book appears. The book opens to the first page.}''
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-	Cuck	+	''{Homestar Runner changes into his modern form, and the old background is replaced by The Field. A record scratch noise is heard.}''
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-	Cuck	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Everybody loves to me! How would you ever ghastly?
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-	Cuck	+	''{Pom Pom enters and pulls out a flier}''
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-	Cuck	+	'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''
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-	Cuck	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Astrology's mare in the wall contest? ''{pan to a closeup of Homestar Runner}'' Oh, sweet dog, you go up all over with.
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-	Cuck	+	''{Pan to the gymnasium, where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are wearing aerobic gear and lifting weights. The training music from [[montage]] is playing in the background.}''
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-	Cuck	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Extra sauce, Bob Bob! Let me see a four on that extra sauce! Let strangers where the wall car just ain't gonna win itself!
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		+	''{Pan to a scene of the setting sun. Silhouettes of Homestar Runner and Pom Pom jump up and high five each other.}''
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		+	''{Fade out. Cut back to the Field, where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are walking to the right.}''
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		+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Red, Pom Pom, I feel great! I feel flesh is a bagel! I bet I could lift fifty Strongest Man in the Wall Contest!
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		+	''{They approach a sign pointing the way to the contest, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are waiting.}''
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		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, long to cheat! If it isn't the big, fat, yellow blob and Pom Pom!
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		+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{closeup of Homestar}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' Whoop late. ''{closer closeup of Homestar}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' You— wait. ''{another closeup}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' Wait—
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		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Let me break it down for you like this: I am the very strongest. Well, on the other hand, inversely, you guys are ''not'' very strong!
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		+	'''POM POM:''' ''{looks angry, loud bubble noises}''
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		+	''{Strong Bad reacts in surprise.}''
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		+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa, Pom Pom! Let's chill down the language before the contest, huh?
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		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, gee. We better go start signing autographs. There's a pretty big line building up over there. ''{exits with The Cheat}''
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		+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looking determined}'' Come on, Pom Pom! Let's go get Strong Bed's autograph!
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		+	''{Pom Pom gives Homestar an annoyed look, but Homestar doesn't notice.}''
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		+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I hear there's a pretty big vine building up.
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		+	''{Cheering voices over momentarily before cutting to a banner reading "Strongest Man In The World Contest".}''
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		+	'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover over microphone}'' Ladies and gentlemen, you ''cannot'' be ready for the ''{pan down to show The Announcer}'' Strongest Man in the World Contest!
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		+	''{He flips the microphone from one hand to the other.}''
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		+	'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Next meet our smoking-hot contestants!
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		+	''{Cut to a darkened scene with a silhouette of Mr. Bland and disco lights in the background.}''
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		+	'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Healing from the middle of the road, the prince of plane, the master of Monday, ''{spotlight turns on}'' Mr. Plan!
		+
		+	''{Cut to a beige background of panning cubes and "mr. bland" scrolls to the right. Mr. Bland strikes an action pose. Cut back to The Announcer.}''
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		+	'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And text a returning champion, the walking—
		+
		+	''{Cut to a similar disco lights scene with The Robot in silhouette.}''
		+
		+	'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' —metal robot... The Robot!
		+
		+	''{A spotlight shines on The Robot and he waves. A blue background of screws and hex nuts pans in, and "The Robot" appears while The Robot holds a waving pose. Cut back to The Announcer.}''
		+
		+	'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And from Foreign Lands, before advanced:
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		+	''{Cut back to the disco scene, now with Señor in silhouette.}''
		+
		+	'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Senior Hahaha Having A Little Trouble!
		+
		+	''{A brown background of [[beans]] pans in, and "Señor" appears while Señor strikes an action pose.}''
		+
		+	'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And...
		+
		+	''{Cut to silhouettes of Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar Runner, whose respective spotlights turn on as their names are mentioned.}''
		+
		+	'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{quickly}'' Pom-Pom-Strong-Adult.
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		+	''{Homestar looks surprised. Cut back to The Announcer. The scene is bright again.}''
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		+	'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Great Fairy! Hit me with da rules!
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		+	''{Pan up to The Grape Fairie riding his bee. He makes a scroll appear that reads "Rules".}''
		+
		+	'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' ''{in a Bronx accent}'' I use those brains, listen up smart. I started off with like twenty grapes.
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		+	''{A pile of [[grapes]] takes the place of the floating scroll.}''
		+
		+	'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' That I is one at a time.
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		+	''{A grape appears above the pile.}''
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		+	'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' The bomb was the most grapes—
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		+	''{A golden bowl-shaped trophy appears in place of the grapes.}''
		+
		+	'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' —where's this gold ball.
		+
		+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{from offscreen; sounds impressed}'' Gang, Pom Pom, you see that gold ball? ''{zooms in on "golbol"}'' That's a nice gold ball.
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		+	'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Let's get this over with!
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		+	'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Ah-sealed. ''{zaps a pile of grapes on top of the contestants}''
		+
		+	'''MR. BLAND:''' ''{speaking monotone}'' Okay... This is going really well.
		+
		+	''{The pile of grapes crushes Mr. Bland.}''
		+
		+	'''MR. BLAND:''' Oh.
		+
		+	''{Cut to silhoettes of everyone on a yellow background.}''
		+
		+	'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Down goes Bland!
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		+	'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Ba-ba! ''{pings a single grape over each contestant}''
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		+	''{Cut to Señor, impossibly balancing the entire pile on one hand.}''
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		+	'''SEÑOR:''' Oh, no, boy. I having a little trouble!
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		+	''{The pile falls on Señor, accompanied by the word "Sblounskched!" and the sound of a bowling ball hitting some pins.  He sticks his arm out of the grapes.}''
		+
		+	'''SEÑOR:''' I feel alive!
		+
		+	''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat, with Pom Pom in the background.}''
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		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Her cheek—
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		+	'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
		+
		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' —you're our friend The Robot is about to do a set of his acoustic numbers. Or should I say, unplug?
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		+	'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises, salutes}''
		+
		+	''{The Cheat slides to the feet of The Robot, who is apparently plugged into an outlet on a very small section of wall out of nowhere.}''
		+
		+	'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{looks around, unplugs The Robot's cord, and slides away}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''
		+
		+	''{Cut to The Robot, who shuts down and drops the pile of grapes. General sad "Aw"s among the crowd are heard as the eyes of The Robot disappear slowly.}''
		+
		+	''{Cut to Homestar, whose grapes appear to be floating in mid-air, due to his lack of visible arms.}''
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		+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks around}'' Did nobody just see that?! Judge? Fairy? Giant be?
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		+	''{Cut to The Grape Fairie and The Announcer, who are admiring the bowl and not paying attention to the contest.}''
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		+	'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Honest a guy, Mookie Wilson gave me gobo to my aunt in 1974.
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		+	'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Really quite an impressive ball.
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		+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off screen}'' Hellooo?
		+
		+	'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Oh. Right.
		+
		+	''{Cut to Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar.}''
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		+	'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Crazy eights! ''{poofs another grape on top of everyone}''
		+
		+	''{Strong Bad begins to lose his grip on the grapes.}''
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		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, gee! Big help here! Big help!
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		+	'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{rushes over}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay... Even and out there on the south side.
		+
		+	'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
		+
		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Up her up.
		+
		+	''{Cut to Homestar.}''
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		+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I'd seriously. And forced it was cute, but dis is just poor-the-line unsportsmanlike! Let me outline my master plan. I will (a) drop my grapes, and (b) I'd cover that cheat! ''{drops his grapes; walks over to Strong Bad and The Cheat}'' Could I just borrow this a second? ''{grabs The Cheat}''
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		+	'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{surprised The Cheat noises}''
		+
		+	''{Homestar kicks The Cheat about his feet like a hackysack, then does a slow-motion flip and bicycle kicks The Cheat off screen.}''
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		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wobbling, melodramatically}'' Oh!
		+
		+	''{Strong Bad drops a couple of grapes, then the entire pile crushes him.  The action-pose scene appears, this time with a green grapes background, "squished bad", and Strong Bad under his pile of grapes.}''
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		+	''{Cut to Pom Pom}''
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		+	'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Pump Up wins!
		+
		+	''{Pom Pom winks; a record scratch sounds, cut to Homestar}''
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		+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, what?!
		+
		+	''{Cut to Strong Bad, still buried.}''
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		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh... These grapes are succulently crushing my windpipe... Ooh, but they're seedless! ''{The pile of grapes begins to collapse as Strong Bad eats it}''
		+
		+	''{Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom holding the golbol.}''
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		+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, seriously, Pop Pop. Give it a golf ball!
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		+	'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises, pulls the golbol back a bit}''
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		+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, that's good. But I still what. I sportsman like everybody! Now give me a gold ball!
		+
		+	'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''
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		+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I lied, fine. You can give it to me for my birthday. Now check out my big league game!
		+
		+	''{Homestar crosses his left leg over his right and jumps into the air. The Grape Fairie and the Fat Bee enter from the upper right, the announcer from the lower left. Pom Pom jumps in the air holding the trophy. The scene fades into the last page of the Original Book with "1996-2006" written across the upper left. The ending also provides a link to the original book.}''
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		+	<div style="margin-top: -1em; padding-top: 1px">
		+	<p style="margin: 2.5em 0 0em; text-align: center; font-size: 115%; line-height: 1.3">
		+	Weclome to the  '''<span style="font-size: 120%">Characters Website Wiki</span>''', the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Family Might/Could]] gnarledge bait that [[HRWiki:Introduction|andyjuan can ebert]].
		+	</p>
		+	<p style="margin: 0 0 1em; text-align:center;">
		+	We're crabbishly wracking on [[Special:Statistics|some]] [[Special:Allpages|raticles]] about everyman's flavorest netwoik suprastore.
		+	</p>
		+	<p style="font-variant: small-caps; text-align: center; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 1em; font-size: 105%;">
		+	'''Important Lines to Stand In:''' [[Main Pages|Home Lawn]]&nbsp;| [[Toons|Cursèd Video Tapes]]&nbsp;| [[Games|Fetch the Dodgers]]&nbsp;| [[Characters|Lifty Fernandez]]&nbsp;| [[Downloads|Re-Financin']]&nbsp;| [[Store|Tremendous Savings]]&nbsp;| [[Email|Talk To Me For More Than Four Seconds]]&nbsp;| [[Legal|Identificaption]]&nbsp;| [[Museum|TER-ti-A-ry]]</p>
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		+	{| cellspacing="8" style="margin-left: -8px; margin-right: -8px;"
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		+	=== Brownst the knoblegje blaze ===
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		+	<div style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom:.2em; font-size: 105%;">
		+	<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Feeters:'''</span> [[Strong Bad Email|Steak Sammich E-meals]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|Frank Calls]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Teen Girl Squad|Little Childrens]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Powered by The Cheat|Aminators by the Cradgorge]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Puppet Stuff|These Guys]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Holidays|Combolations]]&nbsp;&middot; [[FeedBurner Page|FeetBrowser]]</p>
		+	<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Popcorns:'''</span> [[Quote of the Week|Husband of the Year]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Weekly Fanstuff|Weekly Family Might/Could]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Sketchbook|Puddin Patch Friends]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Random Toon|{{#switch:{{#rand:1|3}}|1=Old Denominator|2=Old Wintergreen|3=Old Soderbergh}}]]</p>
		+	<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 1.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Misceroni:'''</span> [[Secret Pages|Dump Tell No Mandy]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Places|Nearest Bus Stamp]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Items|Melty Candy Bars]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Songs|Let The Little Childrens Go]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Glossary|Almost One Word and Not Quite Another]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Interviews and Public Appearances|Handsome Talking Experts]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Links|Recyclables]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Inside Jokes|Terrible Herbst]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Running Gags|Aldi Bags]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Sightings|So Many Slices of Gum]]</p>
		+	</div>
		+
		+	=== This week's fortifying canceltation ===
		+	{{featuredimage|Can_of_Peas.png|120px|"No probalo!"}}
		+	'''[[Senor Cardgage|Snorer Chard-gate]]''' first approved of the [[Strong Bad Email|Wrestlem'n Compooter-Machine]] [[kind of cool|some of cool]], in which [[Strong Bad|the guy with the mask]] is flasked about the most stylish of Belindas. He descrivals about all of a cone-offer trangle-down with two beards. Once of them are, in the words of face-man, "so much cool [and] you do not understand". Cord-rage Jones is apparently creepin' cross the streetway, at [[The Brothers Strong|these guys' house]] a little times ago, who was a sketch and gifted the elephant nicemares. This guy is rounding [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage|his own morguetake]] and maybe a [[Senorial Day|drivey-round type thing]], in alsoddition to grappling a jorb as that [[the movies|chicken movie man]]. He has maybe also gotten nineteen-juan of those [[Crazy Go Nuts University|Interweb universary net-sights]] during his munch brake, and clue-ding some type of cool dance he has to do in ninety-twelve staples all the thyme. His moneyker is propernounced "[[Senor|Stave]]", because the spelling is not safe for little childrens. He is appearancely [[Left Handedness#Ambidextrous Characters|ambidextrosity]], Bertelda. '''[[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101|(mayo...)]]'''
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		+	<div align="right" class="noprint">'''[[HRWiki:Featured article selection|Hellote detect arpicles]]''' &middot; '''[[HRWiki:Featured articles|Mortgage blanketer...]]'''</div>
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		+
		+	=== What's know ===
		+
		+	<p style="margin: .5em 0 .5em;">''Recent updates to the <span class="plainlinks">[[HR:|official Homestar Runner site]]</span>.''</p>
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		+	<div class="iconlist">__NOTOC__<div style="float:right; margin:0 0 0.5em 1em;"><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px">[[File:too cool.png|"It's clearly state-of-the-arp!"|180px]]</div></div>
		+	<!--Don't forget to add the update to the current seroncrateman.exe updates page.-->
		+	====October 11, 2017====
		+	*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Skills of an Artist|State of the Arp]]: [[Skills_of_an_Artist#LIVE.21.21:_Cross-sectioned_The_Cheat|LEAVES!!: Crass-sanctioned Little Yellow Dog Man]] {{linkbox|fjbUjf9INRs|watch|YouTube}}
		+
		+	====October 6, 2017====
		+	*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Halloween Teaser|Hollow Greens Treasler]]: [[Haunted Photo Booth Teaser]] {{watch|ween17 teaser.html}}
		+	*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Main Page Message|Home Lawn Massage]]: ''[[New Toon Soon|bean toon spoon]]''
		+
		+	====October 5, 2017====
		+	*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Store|Tremendous Savings]]: [[myshopify:collections/lazy-halloween-costumes|Lazy Halloween Costumes!]]
		+	*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Main Page Message|Home Lawn Massage]]: ''[[Pumpkin Stencils|grold punkin stamples]]'' {{hrlinkbox|ween_stencils.html|view}}
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		+	====October 3, 2017====
		+	*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Skills of an Artist|State of the Arp]]: [[Skills of an Artist#Classic Stand-up Arcade Game|Plastic Stamp-ump Parade Jame]] {{linkbox|uFW3XtmDNcQ|watch|YouTube}}
		+
		+	====September 27, 2017====
		+	*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Short|Shirt]]: [[Characters from Yonder Website|Cramblers from Characters Wedsite]] {{watch|yonderwebsite.html}} {{linkbox|f4Bq42UdpAU|watch|YouTube}}
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		+	====September 21, 2017====
		+	*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Skills of an Artist|State of the Arp]]: [[Skills of an Artist#Majestic Eagle|Magicifent Beard]] {{linkbox|StrongBadActual/status/910886363909652480|watch|Twitter}}
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		+	====September 11, 2017====
		+	*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Skills of an Artist|State of the Arp]]: [[Skills of an Artist#Cartoon Characters|Characters Website]] {{linkbox|arT7yCgtlQo|watch|YouTube}}
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		+	====September 7, 2017====
		+	*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Store|Tremendous Savings]]: [[myshopify:collections/senor-cardgage|Regular Teep-Shirt Collection]]
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		+	====September 4, 2017====
		+	*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Skills of an Artist|State of the Arp]]: [[Skills of an Artist#End Boss|End Boss]] {{linkbox|oKc0zMGGaRg|watch|YouTube}}
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		+	====August 28, 2017====
		+	*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Short|Shirt]]: [[Squintmojis|Squishmoticams]] {{watch|squintmoji.html}} {{linkbox|S1pxD-N3g5U|watch|YouTube}}
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		+	====August 24, 2017====
		+	*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Skills of an Artist|State of the Arp]]
		+	**[[Skills of an Artist#Sammich|Steak Sammich]] {{linkbox|f7zMs8cFTKQ|watch|YouTube}}
		+	**[[Skills of an Artist#Posh Toilet Paper|Parch Terlet Paper]] {{linkbox|0h0pdijjs3c|watch|YouTube}}
		+	**[[Skills of an Artist#Cannonmouth|Canonmoth]] {{linkbox|QEtTH30Dc1g|watch|YouTube}}
		+	**[[Skills of an Artist#Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds|Rhinom'n's Slivered Sounds]] {{linkbox|lit1KQw1y6g|watch|YouTube}}
		+	**[[Skills of an Artist#Muscleman|Masklemound]] {{linkbox|wHRzjguU2pU|watch|YouTube}}
		+
		+	====August 14, 2017====
		+	*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Strong Bad Email|Steak Sammich E-meal]] #0.29: [[too cool|style tapes]] {{watch|sbemail207.html}} {{linkbox|UpelIgwoUKw|watch|YouTube}}
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		+	{{SERVER}}/skins/common/images/feed-icon.png '''[[Special:Updates|CSS feet]]''' | '''[[{{MediaWiki:Currentevents-url}}|More Snoring Carbgauge dot egg updates...]]'''
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		+	<div style="border: 1px solid #ffad80; padding: 0.5em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #fff7cb; margin: 0; text-align: center">If you've found this knowledge base useful, and you [[HRWiki:Donations|help me buy it]], I'll cut you in.</div> __NOTOC__ __NOEDITSECTION__
		+
		+	=Smarty Juice=
		+	[[File:SmartyJuice.png|thumb|100px|Down the hatch!]]
		+	'''Smarty Juice''' is a type of beverage that comes in a brown glass bottle with an orange label, available in "Swirly Font" flavor. Its side effects include "drowsiness, euphoria, and unbelievably soothing children's programming", implying possible alcohol. It is first mentioned in [[Skills of an Artist#Cartoon Characters|Skills of an Artist - Cartoon Characters]], when [[Strong Bad]] compares [[Homestar Runner]]'s eyes as he draws them to "Smarty Juice drops". Later, Strong Bad, Homestar, [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]] and presumably [[Marzipan]] drink ten-year expired Smarty Juice, which causes them to somehow hallucinate and act in the children's show [[Characters from Yonder Website]]. [[Strong Sad]], deciding that the side effects sound okay, drinks a bottle himself and joins them. The drink may have some relation to "Faceless Megacorp".
		+
		+	==Appearances==
		+	*Skills of an Artist [[Skills of an Artist#Cartoon Characters|Cartoon Characters]] (mentioned)
		+	*[[Characters from Yonder Website]]
		+
		+	<nowiki>[[Category:Food and drinks]]</nowiki>
		+
		+
		+	=Toons=
		+	''[list of toons]''
		+
		+	== Special Cartoons ==
		+	Other toons not featured on the toon menu.
		+
		+	===[[YouTube]] exclusives===
		+	{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
		+	|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
		+	! <small>Screenshot</small> !! Name !! Description !! Length !! Year
		+	|-
		+	| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:Strong Bad Gameways logo.png|75px]]
		+	| [[Strong Bad Gameways]]
		+	| Strong Bad gives safety tips for his Gameways.
		+	| 1:53
		+	| 2008
		+	|-
		+	| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:coack z puke video.png|75px]]
		+	| [[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]]
		+	| A quality videograph wherein Coach Z, being of pukeable stature, pukemakes most moistly into the perceived hairpiece of another wholly different and completely unrelated dude.
		+	| 0:19
		+	| 2009
		+	|-
		+	|align=center| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:Strong Bad Worldbuilders Book.jpg|50px]]
		+	| [[Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer) - Worldbuilders 2014|Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer)]]
		+	| Strong Bad, your favorite character, and according to him the ONLY character on Homestar Runner, has teased you with a teasing teaser for his upcoming masterpiece, "[[Strong Bad Classics!|The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden]]".
		+	| 0:53
		+	| 2014
		+	|-
		+	| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:joystick-wagglin-halloween.png|75px]]
		+	| [[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition]]
		+	| Special Halloween edition of Joystick Waggling'
		+	| 3:09
		+	| 2016
		+	|-
		+	| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:TwitterSOAA1.png|75px]]
		+	| [[Skills of an Artist#Sammich|Skills of an Artist - Sammich]]
		+	| The master of the foreshortened pizzang draws a ham sammy. Mmmm...seasoned fortulami.
		+	| 1:54
		+	| 2017
		+	|-
		+	| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:TwitterSOAA2.png|75px]]
		+	| [[Skills of an Artist#Posh Toilet Paper|Skills of an Artist - Posh Toilet Paper]]
		+	| Squanch it out! Draw the fanciest toilet papes money can buy.
		+	| 1:36
		+	| 2017
		+	|-
		+	| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:TwitterSOAA3.png|75px]]
		+	| [[Skills of an Artist#Cannonmouth|Skills of an Artist - Cannonmouth]]
		+	| The new classic? You better believe it! It's picture day for Cannonmouth!
		+	| 1:38
		+	| 2017
		+	|-
		+	| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:TwitterSOAA4.png|75px]]
		+	| [[Skills of an Artist#Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds|Skills of an Artist - Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds]]
		+	| Go from severed leg to quaint bistro restrooms in no time! It's marinara, mom!
		+	| 1:58
		+	| 2017
		+	|-
		+	| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:TwitterSOAA5.png|75px]]
		+	| [[Skills of an Artist#Muscleman|Skills of an Artist - Muscleman]]
		+	| Bulging bundles and number 2 pencils! Strong Bad shares his best ab drawing tips.
		+	| 1:38
		+	| 2017
		+	|-
		+	| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:TwitterSOAA6.png|75px]]
		+	| [[Skills of an Artist#End Boss|Skills of an Artist - End Boss]]
		+	| Strong Bad busts out the graph paper to design the best end boss ever!
		+	| 2:14
		+	| 2017
		+	|-
		+	| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:TwitterSOAA7.png|75px]]
		+	| [[Skills of an Artist#Cartoon Characters|Skills of an Artist - Cartoon Characters]]
		+	| Learn to draw Character 1 and Character 2 using the most laid back methods ever devised (far-out).
		+	| 2:05
		+	| 2017
		+	|}
		+
		+	===[[strongbad_email.exe]]===
		+	{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
		+	|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
		+	! <small>Screenshot</small> !! Name !! Description !! Length !! Year
		+	|-
		+	| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:Strong Bad Gameways logo.png|75px]]
		+	| [[Strong Bad Gameways]]
		+	| Strong Bad gives safety tips for his Gameways.
		+	| 1:53
		+	| 2008
		+	|}<!--
		+	*[[Greeting Cards]]
		+	*[[E-mail Birds]]
		+	*[[Videro Games]]
		+	*[[Email Intros]]
		+	*[[Scroll Button Songs (video)]]
		+	*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
		+	*[[Trogdor (Karaoke)]]
		+	*[[Nite Mamas (karaoke)]]
		+	*[[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]
		+	*[[Fhqwhgads (karaoke)]]
		+	*[[Secret Song (video)]]
		+	*[[Moving Very Slowly (video)]]
		+	*[[Some Puppet Stuff]]
		+	*[[Sample of Style]]
		+	*[[Making of Email 100]]
		+	*[[The Cheatar (making of)]]
		+	*[[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]]
		+	*[[3D Menu Screen Tests]]
		+	*[[Day at the Park]]
		+	*[[Some Extras]]
		+	*[[Family Resemblence]]
		+	*[[Real-Live E-Mails]]
		+	*[[Puppets on the Road]]
		+	*[[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]]
		+	*[[Sample of Style Too]]
		+	*[[Sample of Style Too: Some Outtakes]]
		+	*[[It's Like It Was Meant To Be]]
		+	*[[Grumblecakes (video)]]
		+	*[[Because, It's Midnite (karaoke)]]
		+	*[[Rock Opera (karaoke)]]
		+	*[[Accent]]
		+	*[[Email Intros, Part Two]]
		+	*[[160 Seconds]]
		+	*[[Space Program Alternate Take]]
		+	*[[Alternate Universe Video]]-->
		+
		+	===[[Everything Else]]===
		+	{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
		+	|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
		+	! <small>Screenshot</small> !! Name !! Description !! Length !! Year
		+	|-
		+	| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:Strong Bad Gameways logo.png|75px]]
		+	| [[Strong Bad Gameways]]
		+	| Strong Bad gives safety tips for his Gameways.
		+	| 1:53
		+	| 2008
		+	|}<!--
		+	*[[Where the Crap Are We?]]
		+	*[[Puppet Jam: President's Daughter]]
		+	*[[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]]
		+	*[[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It]]
		+	*[[Bubslegum Comics]]
		+	*[[Exaggerations]]
		+	*[[From the Vault]]
		+	*[[Peasant's Quest Outtakes]]
		+	*[[Your Hair is Messed Up]]
		+	*[[Peasant's Quest Animatic]]
		+	*[[An Open Forum]]
		+	*[[Here's How We Made It]]
		+	*[[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
		+	*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
		+	*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
		+	*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]]
		+	*[[Halloween Awards Show]]
		+	*[[Flashforward]]
		+	*[[Flash's 10th Birthday]]
		+	*[[Where's The Cheat? (game)|Where's The Cheat?]]
		+	*[[The Limozeen Advantage]]
		+	*[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]]-->
		+
		+	===Other===
		+	{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
		+	|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
		+	! [[Character Videos]] !! Intros !! Early Flash !! Books !! Other !! Not on the Site
		+	|-
		+	| valign="top" |
		+	*[[Homestar Runner's Character Video|Homestar Runner]]
		+	*[[Strong Bad's Character Video|Strong Bad]]
		+	*[[The Cheat's Character Video|The Cheat]]
		+	*[[Strong Mad's Character Video|Strong Mad]]
		+	*[[Strong Sad's Character Video|Strong Sad]]
		+	*[[Pom Pom's Character Video|Pom Pom]]
		+	*[[Marzipan's Character Video|Marzipan]]
		+	*[[Coach Z's Character Video|Coach Z]]
		+	*[[Bubs's Character Video|Bubs]]
		+	*[[The King of Town's Character Video|The King of Town]]
		+	*[[The Poopsmith's Character Video|The Poopsmith]]
		+	*[[Homsar's Character Video|Homsar]]
		+	| valign="top" |
		+	*[[Intro]]
		+	*[[Intro 2]]
		+	*[[Flag Intro]]
		+	*[[Ween Intro|Halloween Intro]]
		+	*[[King of Town Intro]]
		+	*[[Old Intro]]
		+	*[[Old Intro 2]]
		+	*[[Scroll Button Songs]]
		+	| valign="top" |
		+	*[[First Flash]]
		+	*[[Pom Pom, Too]]
		+	*[[Second Flash]]
		+	| valign="top" |
		+	*[[Original Book|The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man In The World Contest]]
		+	*[[Where My Hat Is At?]]
		+	*[[Strumstar Hammer]]
		+	| valign="top" |
		+	*[[First Time Here?]]
		+	*[[Field Day Intro]]
		+	*[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
		+	*[[King of Town Email]]
		+	*[[Super NES]]
		+	*[[Happy T!]]
		+	*[[Joy of Painting]]
		+	*[[Lappynapped!]]
		+	*[[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]
		+	*[[Page Load Error]]
		+	| valign="top" |
		+	*[[If I Ran the Camera]] <small>''(Removed From Site)''</small>
		+	*[[These peoples try to fade me]] <small>''(CD Easter egg)''</small>
		+	*[[Broken Compy Menu|Strong Bad Email?]] <small>''(Removed From Site)''</small>
		+	*[[Store Thank You Messages]] <small>''(From the [[Yahoo Store]])''</small>
		+	*[[Non-Sequitur Champion]] <small>''(From the Yahoo Store)''</small>
		+	*[[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]] <small>''(On [[Telltale Games]] site, advertising the [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|game]])</small>
		+	*[[W00tstock - 18 Jul 2013]] <small>''(Presentation)''</small>
		+	*[[Dad's Garage & Friends - 11 Jul 2014]] <small>''(Presentation)''</small>
		+	*[[Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015]] <small>''(Presentation)''</small>
		+	*[[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]] Alternate Version <small>''(Presentation at [[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show - 2 Sep 2016|Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show]] and its [[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show - 7 Oct 2016|follow-up]])''</small>
		+	|}
		+
		+	==207 Seconds (Rough Estimate)==
		+
		+	''(The entirety of [[160 Seconds]], but with "160" in the intro replaced with "207")''
		+
		+	[[4 branches]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Chinese b-
		+
		+	[[the chair]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Class!
		+
		+	[[what i want]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Forgettably precious.
		+
		+	[[looking old]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Up to your chin right
		+
		+	[[strong badathlon]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' To the wrong athletes
		+
		+	[[unnatural]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Kill him? '''STRONG SAD:''' We do-
		+
		+	[[the movies]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' -tuce. Throw
		+
		+	[[your funeral]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Abraham Lincoln
		+
		+	[[from work]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' -veges. It helps
		+
		+	[[rough copy]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' -tellectual property.
		+
		+	[[underlings]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Get Mrs. Hard-
		+
		+	[[more armies]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Saaay
		+
		+	[[the paper]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Doesn't quite
		+
		+	[[mini-golf]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' In this infernal pl-
		+
		+	[[concert]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. They're a
		+
		+	[[hygiene]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' No matter what he does.
		+
		+	[[original]]: '''BUBS:''' B'zuh!
		+
		+	[[bike thief]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Side of this couch
		+
		+	[[pizza joint]]: '''MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME:''' It burns!
		+
		+	[[slumber party]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Can you guys start
		+
		+	[[web comics]]: '''TAKE DAGGER:''' Hiya
		+
		+	[[business trip]]: '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Units? '''STRONG BAD:''' What
		+
		+	[[yes wrestling]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' The power... of
		+
		+	[[diorama]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -lupe Hidalgo
		+
		+	[[nightlife]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' More...more
		+
		+	[[environment]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -pliant sticker!
		+
		+	[[winter pool]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' You're such a good
		+
		+	[[fan club]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(screams)''
		+
		+	[[pet show]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Potion. A taste
		+
		+	[[licensed]]: (Strong Bad slides) '''STRONG BAD:''' What's
		+
		+	[[buried]]: '''BUBS:''' Is! '''STRONG SAD:''' Uh
		+
		+	[[shapeshifter]]: '''COACH Z:''' Coming to your concession
		+
		+	[[rated]]: '''BUBS:''' Bake sale!
		+
		+	[[specially marked]]: ''(The [[Deleted]] buzzer, and a message reading "SBEMAIL 194 IS NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE A 194th SECOND")''
		+
		+	[[love poems]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Apples!
		+
		+	[[hiding]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Coma!
		+
		+	[[your edge]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Where'd you check?
		+
		+	[[magic trick]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' But now, not only does
		+
		+	[[being mean]]: '''HUNGRY SHARK:''' Makes me wanna
		+
		+	[[email thunder]]: ''(Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)''
		+
		+	[[hremail3184]]: '''COACH Z:''' Bad! I was gonna
		+
		+	[[imaginary]]: '''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' -ti! I'd like you to meet
		+
		+	[[independent]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Solid gold sc-
		+
		+	[[dictionary]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' To Z
		+
		+	[[videography]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(chuckles)''
		+
		+	[[sbemail206]]: '''ANNOUNCER:''' For all your consummate
		+
		+	[[too cool]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Mysteriously with no return
		+
		+	== homestarrunnerdotcom ==
		+	[[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sandbox#homestarrunnerdotcom]]
		+
		+	==Sbemail Filmography==
		+
		+	==[[Homestar Runner]]===
		+	{| class="wikitable"
		+	! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
		+	|-
		+	| 2001 || 7 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|14.3%
		+	|-
		+	| 2002 || 49 || 10 || 11 || 20.4% || 22.4%
		+	|-
		+	| 2003 || 36 || 16 || 20 || 44.4% || 55.5%
		+	|-
		+	| 2004 || 28 || 20 || 23 || 71.4% || 82.1%
		+	|-
		+	| 2005 || 19 || colspan=2|16 || colspan=2|84.2%
		+	|-
		+	| 2006 || 24 || 17 || 20 || 70.8% || 83.3%
		+	|-
		+	| 2007 || 22 || colspan=2|20 || colspan=2|90.9%
		+	|-
		+	| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|12 || colspan=2|80%
		+	|-
		+	| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|80%
		+	|-
		+	| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
		+	|-
		+	| 2017 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
		+	|-
		+	| Total || 207 || 117 || 128 || 56.5% || 61.8%
		+	|}
		+
		+	===[[Strong Sad]]===
		+	{| class="wikitable"
		+	! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
		+	|-
		+	| 2001 || 7 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|14.3%
		+	|-
		+	| 2002 || 49 || 5 || 7 || 10.2% || 14.3%
		+	|-
		+	| 2003 || 36 || 18 || 19 || 50% || 52.7%
		+	|-
		+	| 2004 || 28 || 8 || 12 || 28.6% || 42.8%
		+	|-
		+	| 2005 || 19 || colspan=2|8 || colspan=2|42.1%
		+	|-
		+	| 2006 || 24 || 10 || 14 || 41.6% || 58.3%
		+	|-
		+	| 2007 || 22 || colspan=2|15 || colspan=2|68.1%
		+	|-
		+	| 2008 || 15 || 9 || 11 || 60% || 73.3%
		+	|-
		+	| 2009 || 5 ||colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|80%
		+	|-
		+	| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
		+	|-
		+	| 2017 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
		+	|-
		+	| Total || 207 || 80 || 93 || 38.6% || 44.9%
		+	|}
		+
		+	===[[Strong Mad]]===
		+	{| class="wikitable"
		+	! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
		+	|-
		+	| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|4.1%
		+	|-
		+	| 2003 || 36 || 6 || 7 || 16.6% || 19.4%
		+	|-
		+	| 2004 || 28 || 8 || 10 || 28.6% || 35.7%
		+	|-
		+	| 2005 || 19 || colspan=2|6 || colspan=2|31.6%
		+	|-
		+	| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|4 ||colspan=2|16.6%
		+	|-
		+	| 2007 || 22 || colspan=2|6 ||colspan=2|27.2%
		+	|-
		+	| 2008 || 15 || 3 || 4 || 20% || 26.6%
		+	|-
		+	| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|20%
		+	|-
		+	| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
		+	|-
		+	| 2017 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
		+	|-
		+	|Total || 207 || 38 || 42 || 18.4% || 20.3%
		+	|}
		+
		+	===[[The Cheat]]===
		+	{| class="wikitable"
		+	! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
		+	|-
		+	| 2002 || 49 || 14 || 15 || 28.6% || 30.6%
		+	|-
		+	| 2003 || 36 || 22 || 24 || 61.1% || 66.6%
		+	|-
		+	| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|18 || colspan=2|64.2%
		+	|-
		+	| 2005 || 19 || 15 || 16 || 78.9% || 84.2%
		+	|-
		+	| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|15 || colspan=2|62.5%
		+	|-
		+	| 2007 || 22 || colspan=2|16 || colspan=2|72.7%
		+	|-
		+	| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|11 || colspan=2|73.3%
		+	|-
		+	| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|3 ||colspan=2|60%
		+	|-
		+	| Total || 207 || 114 || 118 || 55.1% || 57%
		+	|}
		+
		+	===[[Marzipan]]===
		+	{| class="wikitable"
		+	! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
		+	|-
		+	| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|4.1%
		+	|-
		+	| 2003 || 36 || colspan=2|5 || colspan=2|13.9%
		+	|-
		+	| 2004 || 28 || 7 || 8 || 25% || 28.6%
		+	|-
		+	| 2005 || 19 || 5 || 7 || 26.3% || 36.8%
		+	|-
		+	| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|9 || colspan=2|37.5%
		+	|-
		+	| 2007 || 22 || 6 || 7 || 27.2% || 31.9%
		+	|-
		+	| 2008 || 15 || 3 || 4 || 20% || 26.6%
		+	|-
		+	| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|2 ||colspan=2|40%
		+	|-
		+	| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 ||colspan=2|100%
		+	|-
		+	| Total || 207 || 40 || 45 || 19.3% || 21.7%
		+	|}
		+
		+	===[[Coach Z]]===
		+	{| class="wikitable"
		+	! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
		+	|-
		+	| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|7 || colspan=2|14.3%
		+	|-
		+	| 2003 || 36 || 12 || 14 || 33.3% || 38.9%
		+	|-
		+	| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|10 || colspan=2|35.7%
		+	|-
		+	| 2005 || 19 || 7 || 8 || 36.8% || 42.1%
		+	|-
		+	| 2006 || 24 || 8 || 11 || 33.3% || 45.8%
		+	|-
		+	| 2007 || 22 || 8 || 11 || 36.3% || 50%
		+	|-
		+	| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|10 || colspan=2|66.6%
		+	|-
		+	| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|40%
		+	|-
		+	| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
		+	|-
		+	| 2017 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
		+	|-
		+	| Total || 207 || 66 || 75 || 31.9% || 36.2%
		+	|}
		+
		+	===[[Bubs]]===
		+	{| class="wikitable"
		+	! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
		+	|-
		+	| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|5 || colspan=2|10.2%
		+	|-
		+	| 2003 || 36 || colspan=2|9 || colspan=2|25%
		+	|-
		+	| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|9 || colspan=2|32.1%
		+	|-
		+	| 2005 || 19 || colspan=2|5 || colspan=2|26.3%
		+	|-
		+	| 2006 || 24 || 9 || 12 || 37.5% || 50%
		+	|-
		+	| 2007 || 22 || colspan=2|8 || colspan=2|36.3%
		+	|-
		+	| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|6 || colspan=2|40%
		+	|-
		+	| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
		+	|-
		+	| 2017 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
		+	|-
		+	| Total || 207 || 53 || 56 || 25.6% || 27.1%
		+	|}
		+
		+	===[[Pom Pom]]===
		+	{| class="wikitable"
		+	! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
		+	|-
		+	| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|4.1%
		+	|-
		+	| 2003 || 36 || colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|11.1%
		+	|-
		+	| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|7.1%
		+	|-
		+	| 2005 || 19 || 3 || 4 || 15.7% || 21%
		+	|-
		+	| 2006 || 24 || 3 || 4 || 12.5% || 16.6%
		+	|-
		+	| 2007 || 22 || 4 || 5 || 18.2% || 22.7%
		+	|-
		+	| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|26.6%
		+	|-
		+	| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|20%
		+	|-
		+	| Total || 207 || 23 || 26 || 11.1% || 12.6%
		+	|}
		+
		+	===[[The King of Town]]===
		+	{| class="wikitable"
		+	! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
		+	|-
		+	| 2003 || 36 || 3 || 4 || 8.3% || 11.1%
		+	|-
		+	| 2004 || 28 || 6 || 7 || 21.4% || 25%
		+	|-
		+	| 2005 || 19 || 6 || 7 || 31.6% || 36.8%
		+	|-
		+	| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|16.6%
		+	|-
		+	| 2007 || 22 || 8 || 9 || 36.3% || 41%
		+	|-
		+	| 2008 || 15 || 3 || 6 || 20% || 40%
		+	|-
		+	| Total || 207 || 30 || 37 || 14.5% || 17.8%
		+	|}
		+
		+	===[[The Poopsmith]]===
		+	{| class="wikitable"
		+	! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
		+	|-
		+	| 2003 || 36 || colspan=2|6 || colspan=2|16.6%
		+	|-
		+	| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|14.3%
		+	|-
		+	| 2005 || 19 || 0 || 1 || 0% || 5.2%
		+	|-
		+	| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|6 || colspan=2|25%
		+	|-
		+	| 2007 || 22 || 2 || 3 || 9.1% || 13.6%
		+	|-
		+	| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|13.3%
		+	|-
		+	| Total || 207 || 20 || 22 || 9.6% || 10.6%
		+	|}
		+
		+	===[[Homsar]]===
		+	{| class="wikitable"
		+	! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
		+	|-
		+	| 2001 || 7 || colspan=2|1 || 14.3%
		+	|-
		+	| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|1 || 2.1%
		+	|-
		+	| 2003 || 36 || 2 || 4 || 5.5% || 11.1%
		+	|-
		+	| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|4 || 14.3%
		+	|-
		+	| 2005 || 19 || colspan=2|3 || 15.7%
		+	|-
		+	| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|1 || 4.1%
		+	|-
		+	| 2007 || 22 || 1 || 2 || 4.5% || 9.1%
		+	|-
		+	| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|1 || 6.6%
		+	|-
		+	| 2009 || 5 || 0 || 1 || 0% || 20%
		+	|-
		+	| Total || 207 || 14 || 18 || 6.7% || 8.7%
		+	|}
		+
		+	==Trapped City, Canada: Wiki Edition==
		+
		+	*[[User:RickTommy|{{#switch:{{#rand:5}}
		+	|1=RichardThomas
		+	|2=RickyTom
		+	|3=JackTimmy
		+	|4=HankJohnny
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		+	*[[User:BazookaJoe|{{#switch:{{#rand:3}}
		+	|1=RifleMike
		+	|2=SniperJake
		+	|3=MachineGunBob}}]]
		+	*[[User:Espemon333|{{#switch:{{#rand:7}}
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		+	|2=Umbremon444
		+	|3=Vaporemon777
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		+	*[[User:Fangoriously|{{#switch:{{#rand:6}}
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		+	*[[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc|{{#switch:{{#rand:5}}
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		+	*[[User:Dagoth|{{#switch:{{#rand:8}}
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		+	|2=Dacelt
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		+	|7=Dasaracen
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		+	*[[User:Im man|{{#switch:{{#rand:4}}
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		+	|2=Hes boy
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		+	*[[User:The Knights Who Say Ni|{{#switch:{{#rand:9}}
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		+	|7=There Are Some Who Call Me... Tim
		+	|8=The Cavaliers Who Scream None Shall Pass
		+	|9=The Paladins Who Exclaim "Get On With It!"}}]]
		+	*[[User:Catjaz63|{{#switch:{{#rand:3}}
		+	|1=Dogrok36
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		+	|4=Mauve Spanner}}]]
		+	*[[User:SRMX12|{{#switch:{{#rand:4}}
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		+	|1=Llm445
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		+	*[[User:That'sBupkis|{{#switch:{{#rand:8}}
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		+	*[[User:DeFender1031|{{#switch:{{#rand:5}}
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		+	|1=Deb2016
		+	|2=Edb1936
		+	|3=Ywv1987}}]]
		+	*[[User:Homestar-Winner|{{#switch:{{#rand:3}}
		+	|1=Homeschool-Runner
		+	|2=Homsar-Floater
		+	|3=Strong-Pom}}]]
		+	*[[User:Bad Bad Guy|{{#switch:{{#rand:4}}
		+	|1=Good Good Man
		+	|2=Great Great Person
		+	|3=Cool Cool Glasses
		+	|4=Rad Rad Dude}}]]
		+	*[[User:GreenHelmet|{{#switch:{{#rand:8}}
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		+	|2=FlashFight
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		+	|7=ReinForcements
		+	|8=FireBert}}]]
		+	*[[User:DorianGray|{{#switch:{{#rand:7}}
		+	|1=AeolianWhite
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		+	|6=MacedonianBlue
		+	|7=TyrianBrown}}]]
		+	*[[User:Jay|{{#switch:{{#rand:8}}
		+	|1=Queue
		+	|2=Vee
		+	|3=Sea
		+	|4=You
		+	|5=Bee
		+	|6=Tee
		+	|7=Why
		+	|8=Walk}}]]
		+	*[[User:Pidgeot|{{#switch:{{#rand:7}}
		+	|1=Fearow
		+	|2=Noctowl
		+	|3=Swellow
		+	|4=Staraptor
		+	|5=Unfezant
		+	|6=Talonflame
		+	|7=Toucannon}}]]
		+	*[[User:Super Martyo Brother|{{#switch:{{#rand:3}}
		+	|1=Supreme Lutigio Sibling
		+	|2=Awesome Wartyo Brethren
		+	|3=Powerful Walutigio Comrade}}]]
		+	*[[User:AbdiViklas|{{#switch:{{#rand:5}}
		+	|1=AliMonkeydude
		+	|2=FhqwhgadsSibbie
		+	|3=VinnieKaiser
		+	|4=KerrekJhonka
		+	|5=MalinkoGardenboy}}]]
		+	*[[User:Qermaq|{{#switch:{{#rand:4}}
		+	|1=Xerox
		+	|2=Zdancewicz
		+	|3=Joalinkj
		+	|4=Volkhov}}]]
		+	*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|{{#switch:{{#rand:11}}
		+	|1=Hamster Loafer
		+	|2=Chezétoile Coureur
		+	|3=Casaestrella Corredor
		+	|4=Casastella Corridore
		+	|5=Huisster Loper
		+	|6=Glavnayazvezda Begun
		+	|7=Spítiastéri Droméas
		+	|8=Hōmusutā Rannā
		+	|9=Jitakuhoshi Sōsha
		+	|10=Jiāxīng Zhuǎnlún
		+	|11=Jibbyeol Dallineunsalam}}]]
		+	*[[User:JoeyDay|{{#switch:{{#rand:6}}
		+	|1=JakeyNight
		+	|2=JoanieAllTheTime
		+	|3=JohnnyAfternoon
		+	|4=JoshieEvening
		+	|5=TommyYear
		+	|6=JimmyMonth}}]]
		+	*[[User:DEIDATVM|{{#switch:{{#rand:4}}
		+	|1=EFJEBUWN
		+	|2=MEECNDVD
		+	|3=CAOCECDT
		+	|4=DIABOLIPRENSVM}}]]
		+	*[[User:InterruptorJones|{{#switch:{{#rand:4}}
		+	|1=InterruptingCow
		+	|2=ArguerFred
		+	|3=TheRInRoutine
		+	|4=QuietJames}}]]
		+	*[[User:Octan|{{#switch:{{#rand:6}}
		+	|1=Quadran
		+	|2=Pentan
		+	|3=Septan
		+	|4=Octoman
		+	|5=Bio Rex
		+	|6=Draq}}]]
		+	*[[User:Maxmushroom|{{#switch:{{#rand:3}}
		+	|1=Samtoadstool
		+	|2=Minmycelium
		+	|3=Minifungi}}]]
		+	*[[User:Bluebry|{{#switch:{{#rand:5}}
		+	|1=Strawbry
		+	|2=Raspbry
		+	|3=Appl
		+	|4=Watermeln
		+	|5=Blackbry}}]]
		+	*[[User:Lapper|{{#switch:{{#rand:6}}
		+	|1=Comper
		+	|2=Tander
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		+	|4=Compay
		+	|5=Lapy
		+	|6=Bloc}}]]
		+	*[[User:The Paper|{{#switch:{{#rand:4}}
		+	|1=New Paper
		+	|2=Envelope Paper
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		+	|4=CGI Paper}}]]
		+	*[[User:The 386|{{#switch:{{#rand:4}}
		+	|1=That 400
		+	|2=This 486
		+	|3=An NT6
		+	|4=Those Dreams}}]]
		+	*[[User:KieferSkunk|{{#switch:{{#rand:4}}
		+	|1=SieferWeasel
		+	|2=TifaMink
		+	|3=HieferBadger
		+	|4=BeefeaterFerret}}]]
		+	*[[User:Tampo|{{#switch:{{#rand:6}}
		+	|1=Brody
		+	|2=Stlunko
		+	|3=Saargtson
		+	|4=The Liekand
		+	|5=An Ice Machine
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		+	*[[User:Theyellowdart|{{#switch:{{#rand:7}}
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		+	*[[User:H*Bad|{{#switch:{{#rand:4}}
		+	|1=Strong*R
		+	|2=Coach*Pom
		+	|3=H*Sad
		+	|4=H*Mad}}]]
		+	*[[User:Nova Scotia|{{#switch:{{#rand:5}}
		+	|1=New Brunswick
		+	|2=Prince Edward Island
		+	|3=Northwest Territories
		+	|4=Newfoundland
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		+	*[[User:PikaSka|{{#switch:{{#rand:7}}
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		+	|6=LucaRiocksteady
		+	|7=MentoChu}}]]
		+	*[[User:Oddball XP|{{#switch:{{#rand:5}}
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		+	*[[User:Guard Duck|{{#switch:{{#rand:6}}
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		+	|5=Defender Cow
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		+	*[[User:AgentSeethroo|{{#switch:{{#rand:3}}
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		+	*[[User:Askingforachallenge|{{#switch:{{#rand:3}}
		+	|1=Wannabetheguytoo
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		+	|1=AscheMusic
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		+	|1=No Loafing
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		+	|1=Joshie
		+	|2=Johnny
		+	|3=Joseph
		+	|4=Henry}}]]
		+	*[[User:ACupOfCoffee|{{#switch:{{#rand:5}}
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		+	|2=SonOfAChipwich
		+	|3=GhostOfChristmasPast
		+	|4=AMugOfTea
		+	|5=AGlassOfWine}}]]
		+	*[[User:OptimisticFool|{{#switch:{{#rand:3}}
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		+	|5=SlippyToad
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		+	*[[User:Wolf O'Donnel|{{#switch:{{#rand:3}}
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		+	|3=Andrew Osinkly}}]]
		+	*[[User:Salty|{{#switch:{{#rand:4}}
		+	|1=Bitter
		+	|2=Sour
		+	|3=Sweet
		+	|4=Umami}}]]
		+	*[[User:Meuhcoin|{{#switch:{{#rand:3}}
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		+	|2=Ouafbê
		+	|3=Groincroac}}]]
		+	*[[User:TheNintenGenius|{{#switch:{{#rand:4}}
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		+	*[[User:Marth 99|{{#switch:{{#rand:6}}
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Astrology's Mare in the Wall (ft. YouTube's automatic subtitles)

This article is about the toon. For the contest, see Strongest Man in the World Contest.

Toon Category: Big Toon

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With the help of YouTube's automatic subtitles, The Brothers Chaps celebrate Homestar Runner's 10th anniversary with a remake of the original story.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Homestar Runner (storybook), Homestar Runner, Pump Up, Strong Bed, Gee, The Announcer, Mr. Plan, The Robot (storybook), Senior, The Great Fairy, The Fat Be

Places: The Field, Gymnasium

Date: Monday, August 21, 2006

Running Time: 4:25

Page Title: The Homestar Runner Enters the Longest Page Title on the Website Contest!

DVD: Everything Else, Volume 3

Transcript

{The cover page of the Original Book appears. The book opens to the first page.}

{Homestar Runner changes into his modern form, and the old background is replaced by The Field. A record scratch noise is heard.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Everybody loves to me! How would you ever ghastly?

{Pom Pom enters and pulls out a flier}

POM POM: {bubble noises}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Astrology's mare in the wall contest? {pan to a closeup of Homestar Runner} Oh, sweet dog, you go up all over with.

{Pan to the gymnasium, where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are wearing aerobic gear and lifting weights. The training music from montage is playing in the background.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Extra sauce, Bob Bob! Let me see a four on that extra sauce! Let strangers where the wall car just ain't gonna win itself!

{Pan to a scene of the setting sun. Silhouettes of Homestar Runner and Pom Pom jump up and high five each other.}

{Fade out. Cut back to the Field, where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are walking to the right.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Red, Pom Pom, I feel great! I feel flesh is a bagel! I bet I could lift fifty Strongest Man in the Wall Contest!

{They approach a sign pointing the way to the contest, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are waiting.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, long to cheat! If it isn't the big, fat, yellow blob and Pom Pom!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {closeup of Homestar} Hey! {normal view} Whoop late. {closer closeup of Homestar} Hey! {normal view} You— wait. {another closeup} Hey! {normal view} Wait—

STRONG BAD: Let me break it down for you like this: I am the very strongest. Well, on the other hand, inversely, you guys are not very strong!

POM POM: {looks angry, loud bubble noises}

{Strong Bad reacts in surprise.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa, Pom Pom! Let's chill down the language before the contest, huh?

STRONG BAD: Come on, gee. We better go start signing autographs. There's a pretty big line building up over there. {exits with The Cheat}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {looking determined} Come on, Pom Pom! Let's go get Strong Bed's autograph!

{Pom Pom gives Homestar an annoyed look, but Homestar doesn't notice.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I hear there's a pretty big vine building up.

{Cheering voices over momentarily before cutting to a banner reading "Strongest Man In The World Contest".}

THE ANNOUNCER: {voiceover over microphone} Ladies and gentlemen, you cannot be ready for the {pan down to show The Announcer} Strongest Man in the World Contest!

{He flips the microphone from one hand to the other.}

THE ANNOUNCER: Next meet our smoking-hot contestants!

{Cut to a darkened scene with a silhouette of Mr. Bland and disco lights in the background.}

THE ANNOUNCER: Healing from the middle of the road, the prince of plane, the master of Monday, {spotlight turns on} Mr. Plan!

{Cut to a beige background of panning cubes and "mr. bland" scrolls to the right. Mr. Bland strikes an action pose. Cut back to The Announcer.}

THE ANNOUNCER: And text a returning champion, the walking—

{Cut to a similar disco lights scene with The Robot in silhouette.}

THE ANNOUNCER: —metal robot... The Robot!

{A spotlight shines on The Robot and he waves. A blue background of screws and hex nuts pans in, and "The Robot" appears while The Robot holds a waving pose. Cut back to The Announcer.}

THE ANNOUNCER: And from Foreign Lands, before advanced:

{Cut back to the disco scene, now with Señor in silhouette.}

THE ANNOUNCER: Senior Hahaha Having A Little Trouble!

{A brown background of beans pans in, and "Señor" appears while Señor strikes an action pose.}

THE ANNOUNCER: And...

{Cut to silhouettes of Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar Runner, whose respective spotlights turn on as their names are mentioned.}

THE ANNOUNCER: {quickly} Pom-Pom-Strong-Adult.

{Homestar looks surprised. Cut back to The Announcer. The scene is bright again.}

THE ANNOUNCER: Great Fairy! Hit me with da rules!

{Pan up to The Grape Fairie riding his bee. He makes a scroll appear that reads "Rules".}

THE GRAPE FAIRIE: {in a Bronx accent} I use those brains, listen up smart. I started off with like twenty grapes.

{A pile of grapes takes the place of the floating scroll.}

THE GRAPE FAIRIE: That I is one at a time.

{A grape appears above the pile.}

THE GRAPE FAIRIE: The bomb was the most grapes—

{A golden bowl-shaped trophy appears in place of the grapes.}

THE GRAPE FAIRIE: —where's this gold ball.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {from offscreen; sounds impressed} Gang, Pom Pom, you see that gold ball? {zooms in on "golbol"} That's a nice gold ball.

THE ANNOUNCER: Let's get this over with!

THE GRAPE FAIRIE: Ah-sealed. {zaps a pile of grapes on top of the contestants}

MR. BLAND: {speaking monotone} Okay... This is going really well.

{The pile of grapes crushes Mr. Bland.}

MR. BLAND: Oh.

{Cut to silhoettes of everyone on a yellow background.}

THE ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} Down goes Bland!

THE GRAPE FAIRIE: Ba-ba! {pings a single grape over each contestant}

{Cut to Señor, impossibly balancing the entire pile on one hand.}

SEÑOR: Oh, no, boy. I having a little trouble!

{The pile falls on Señor, accompanied by the word "Sblounskched!" and the sound of a bowling ball hitting some pins. He sticks his arm out of the grapes.}

SEÑOR: I feel alive!

{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat, with Pom Pom in the background.}

STRONG BAD: Her cheek—

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: —you're our friend The Robot is about to do a set of his acoustic numbers. Or should I say, unplug?

THE CHEAT: {affirmative The Cheat noises, salutes}

{The Cheat slides to the feet of The Robot, who is apparently plugged into an outlet on a very small section of wall out of nowhere.}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises} {looks around, unplugs The Robot's cord, and slides away} {The Cheat noises}

{Cut to The Robot, who shuts down and drops the pile of grapes. General sad "Aw"s among the crowd are heard as the eyes of The Robot disappear slowly.}

{Cut to Homestar, whose grapes appear to be floating in mid-air, due to his lack of visible arms.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {looks around} Did nobody just see that?! Judge? Fairy? Giant be?

{Cut to The Grape Fairie and The Announcer, who are admiring the bowl and not paying attention to the contest.}

THE GRAPE FAIRIE: Honest a guy, Mookie Wilson gave me gobo to my aunt in 1974.

THE ANNOUNCER: Really quite an impressive ball.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off screen} Hellooo?

THE GRAPE FAIRIE: Oh. Right.

{Cut to Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar.}

THE GRAPE FAIRIE: Crazy eights! {poofs another grape on top of everyone}

{Strong Bad begins to lose his grip on the grapes.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, gee! Big help here! Big help!

THE CHEAT: {rushes over} {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Okay... Even and out there on the south side.

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Up her up.

{Cut to Homestar.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I'd seriously. And forced it was cute, but dis is just poor-the-line unsportsmanlike! Let me outline my master plan. I will (a) drop my grapes, and (b) I'd cover that cheat! {drops his grapes; walks over to Strong Bad and The Cheat} Could I just borrow this a second? {grabs The Cheat}

THE CHEAT: {surprised The Cheat noises}

{Homestar kicks The Cheat about his feet like a hackysack, then does a slow-motion flip and bicycle kicks The Cheat off screen.}

STRONG BAD: {wobbling, melodramatically} Oh!

{Strong Bad drops a couple of grapes, then the entire pile crushes him. The action-pose scene appears, this time with a green grapes background, "squished bad", and Strong Bad under his pile of grapes.}

{Cut to Pom Pom}

THE ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} Pump Up wins!

{Pom Pom winks; a record scratch sounds, cut to Homestar}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Right, what?!

{Cut to Strong Bad, still buried.}

STRONG BAD: Ohh... These grapes are succulently crushing my windpipe... Ooh, but they're seedless! {The pile of grapes begins to collapse as Strong Bad eats it}

{Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom holding the golbol.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: All right, seriously, Pop Pop. Give it a golf ball!

POM POM: {bubble noises, pulls the golbol back a bit}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, that's good. But I still what. I sportsman like everybody! Now give me a gold ball!

POM POM: {bubble noises}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I lied, fine. You can give it to me for my birthday. Now check out my big league game!

{Homestar crosses his left leg over his right and jumps into the air. The Grape Fairie and the Fat Bee enter from the upper right, the announcer from the lower left. Pom Pom jumps in the air holding the trophy. The scene fades into the last page of the Original Book with "1996-2006" written across the upper left. The ending also provides a link to the original book.}