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Homestore Runner!

The Store, also known as Homestore Runner, is where one can buy Homestar Runner merchandise. It is also one of the main sources of income for The Brothers Chaps, allowing homestarrunner.com to remain ad-free.

Rather than running on Yahoo's Small Business Ecommerence system that the Flash Store and Yahoo Store used to run on, the Shopify store runs on the Shopify store directly on the site rather than having a custom URL.

Shopify replaced the Yahoo Store on March 23, 2015, when most direct links to the Store were replaced to direct to the Shopify store.

Page Title: All Types of Crazy Crap!

Contents

[edit] Products

[edit] Shirts

Shirt Close-up Name Description
Trogdor Shirt

Nothing says "I was in college in the early-to-mid 2000's like a shirt with everyone's favorite beefy-armed dragon.

STRONG BAD FULL BODY
Strong Bad Mask
H*R Fun Run Ah, Fun Runs! Remember how you had to wake up at like 6AM on Saturday and miss cartoons and all they gave you for breakfast was a banana and some GatorGum? This Labor Dabor 1 Mile Fun Run T-Shirt remembers! (Sweat stains not included)
Homestar Stripey Shirt Whoa-OOOOAAA-aaa! Homestar's swooshing all over this shirt like the outside of a 70's roller rink! Oh man! Next birthday! Roller skate party! Put it on the calendar now!
Sloshy Record Store Day Shirt Celebrate Record Store Day with this obscure Sloshy t-shirt featuring their even-more-obscure B-side-only 7-inch "B-est of B-Sides." What could be obscurier than releasing your new single on a t-shirt instead of any actual listenable media?!
Sloshy Shirt

Show how much you don't really even care about Sloshy with the official band t-shirt! People will now all-the-time come up to you and go, "Slosh-aaayy!" Isn't that GREAT?!

Jibblies Shirt Give everyone else the Jibblies with this horrible t-shirt of the horrible painting from Strong Mad's closet!

WHY IS HE HOLDING THAT TORCH?!

WARNING: Side effects may include people actually trying to come on in here.

Sleepy Homestar Shirt Wake up and have a coffee with sleepy Homestar and his weird bunny(?) slippers.

Now you too can put cinnamon on your face to mimic an unshaven style!

Thanks for breaking his cow lamp!

It's Dot Com Shirt Let everybody, everybody know that you know that homestarrunner.net is, in fact, dot com.
Brainkrieg Shirt Originally only available in 'hastily hand-drawn in paintpen on thrift store t-shirts right before our show at the Rec Center' format, now YOU can proudly wear Brainkrieg's band logo on your front portion! JUGGA JIGGA WUGGA!
Taranchula Shirt
You Reek-A! Shirt Designed by Strong Bad in the email underlings, our new "You Reek-A" t-shirt is the perfect way to send a subtle hint to all of your friends, relatives and smunderlings. These are 100% cotton shirts with some kind of science person on the front and blank on the back.
Everybody Everybody Shirt Stop waffling and buy this shirt.
Videlectrix Shirt Videlectrix is the leading name in pixelated gaming so the next logical addition to their product line is t-shirts! An image of the patented Videlectrix floppy disk adorns this 100% cotton t-shirt. PLUS these shirts are "Sharpie Ready" so you can write in the title of your favorite Videlectrix game! Is it Trogdor or Peasant's Quest or maybe Pigs on Head? Go to the Videlectrix Catalog to reacquaint yourself with the whole Videlectrix family.
Trogdor New Shirt
Trogdor Lite Shirt Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty.
Thnikkaman!! Shirt YOU can be the Thnikkaman when you sport this 100% cotton "orange poppy" colored shirt. (Sunglasses not included).
Teen Girl Squad Shirt Wear this one out and every boy will have a crush... on YOU!
Strong Badman Shirt Little Stiny, get me a danish!
20X6 Stinko Man Shirt Inspired by the 20X6 Stinko Man game, this cool shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 Stinko Man" on the front.
Strong Sad Shirt Look at that voluptuous belly.
Strong Sad Face Shirt If this shirt could talk, it would say "Each day, we die a little more."
Scalding Lake Shirt Look Rather Dashing in this stylish Scalding Lake t-shirt.
Your Head A Splode! Shirt Splo your head up with a giant vector StrongBadZone head on a black, 100% cotton pre-shrunk tee shirt.
Stinko Man Double Deuce Shirt If you're up for a challenge or maybe some light fighting, then you need this shirt featuring Stinko Man in his famous "double deuce" pose.
Pom Pom Shirt He's Big and Orange, and so is this great shirt, with Pom Pom's image floating across the front!!! You're sure to love it!! Get yours today!!
The Pizz From the successful and well reviewed pizza joint of the same name, The Pizz t-shirt offers 100% cotton comfort.
Pistols for Pandas Shirt Let's make an endangered species into an endangering one.
Nebulon Shirt Everyone will like a "no one likes your styles" shirt.
Support the Municipality! Shirt The King of Town in his most oppressive form!

*Poopertroopers not included

Marzipan (Flower) Shirt Don't be caught at a chinchilla protest without this shirt! No pressed bunson was harmed in the making of this shirt!
No image yet No image yet Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Shirt
Limozeen Shirt Proclaim your allegiance to METAL! Now you can own a shirt featuring Strong Bad's favorite metal band – Limozeen!!
Li'l Brudder Raglan Shirt He'll scrape right along and right into your heart!
Eh! Steve! Shirt
Duck Shirt Some folk will say you are a terrific athlete when you wear your very own Duck Shirt just like the one the Homestar Runner wears in Strong Bad email 100!
Cheat Commandoes Shirt Reynold, Fightgar, Gunhaver, Firebert and Silent Rip - all on a cool navy blue 100% cotton preshrunk tee shirt. Buy all our playsets and toys (and shirts!)
Coach Z Shirt Not Coach X or Coach Y, but Coach Dang Z!
No image yet No image yet The Cheat Since 1983 Shirt Since 1983!
No image yet No image yet The Cheat Shirt No rule is solid. Teh Ch8r's gonna Ch8 in this great time style t-shirt from the people that brought you the Star Shirt and the Duck Shirt.
Crazy Go Nuts University Shirt Whether you're fighting or sometimes striving, you'll always be in fashion in this genuine Crazy Go Nuts University t-shirt.
Senor Cardgage Shirt He's a garage sale lurker, he's a movie theater ticket taker and now he's on his very own t-shirt! This 100% preshrunk cotton t-shirt features Senor Cardgage and his famous quote "No Probalo!"
Bubs Shirt You'll always be awesome in this light blue shirt featuring Free Country USA's enterprising entrepreneur - BUBS. Please note: there is not a typo on this shirt. It's supposed to say "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND." Just calm down.
No image yet No image yet Bear Holding a Shark Shirt As seen in SBEmail 145!! For a limited time only, you can have your very own "My Baby Got Stole by a Bear Holding a Shark" T-shirt.
No image yet No image yet Homestar Baseball Jersey Wear this one to the Big Game! Go back to the farm leagues with this baseballularly-styled t-shirt with those 70's sleeves, know'mtalkinbout?
No image yet Homsar Shirt You TOO will be the pride of the peaches in this dashing Homsar t-shirt. 'It was all started... by a misspelling.' - Maybe Walt Disney
No image yet Raised by a Cup of Coffee Let people know where you came from with this 'Raised By A Cup of Coffee' logo shirt. This poor logo used to have to sit on the back of a Homsar t-shirt and now it's steppin' out on its own like Joe Jackson!
City (comma) State Shirt Fresh from the sbemail "independent," we bring you the official film crew t-shirt from the movie "city (comma) state."

Note: "Film crew" now appears on front. So nobody misses it.

Wind-Up Homestar For a long time there, only Mike ever designed the t-shirts because Matt is terrible with Illustrator. But then Matt made this one and a couple people actually bought it! Hooray!
Get Ye Flask You may never actually be able to 'get ye flask' like Thy Dungeonman but you can most certainly get this shirt!
Star Shirt Upgrade from that Duck shirt and fish this ol' star shirt right up out your craw, just like Homestar Runner! Now with arm-holes!
No image yet No image yet Team Kneepads Join the team! No, not Team Elbowpads, Team Kneepads! Ride the pine next to Reggie Toupee himself. Available in both royal and navy blue.
No image yet No image yet Air Cardgage Sky high with Senor Cardgage's iconic combover in this delicious slice of apparel.
No image yet No image yet Witch's Brew This year's hottest Halloween costume is here! Confuse your kids and neighbors with a shirt that says "Witch's Brew" in a 80's spring break/surf style for some reason.

This shirt is not available in the Shirts section, and can only be found from the front page or the Lazy Halloween Costumes! collection.

[edit] Hoodies

Shirt Close-up Name Description
Trogdor Hoodie The crisp fall air is no match for Trogdor's world famous pullover hoodie! Pretend you are a peasant that has been burninated to a golden black! Wingaling style never looked so good!
Trogdor Zip Hoodie Zip up that majesty! Let Trogdor's burnination (and softy fleecey whatev) keep you warm on those cool Peasantry nights! Two pockets for holding extra spinedies and consummate V's. Drawstrings for hiding your ugly peasant face inside the hood!
Star Zip Hoodie Hey wow! Homestar's famous star shirt is now in zip-hoodie form! This changes everything, right? Perfect for those crisp autumnal breeze-winds! This thing will never get stuck in your craw!

[edit] Baby Stuff

Shirt Close-up Name Description
no image no image 20X6 Stinko Man Run - Onesie For your little Stinko Mans.
no image no image 20X6 Stinko Man Run - Youth Shirt
File:Homestar Babies Onesie Detail.PNG Homestar Babies
Bear Holding A Shark Onesie Every baby who's anybaby wants to get stole by a bear holding a shark. Make it happen for the dang kid!
no image no image Teeny Tiny Girl Squad Onesie Your little one will never crinkle when they walk in this onesie.
Trogdor Onesie

[edit] DVDs and CDs

[edit] Available

Disc Name Description
Everything Else, Volume 1 Give the non-sbemails some love with the first collection of Everything Else from the website!
Everything Else, Volume 2
Strong Bad Sings CD

The Strong Bad Sings CD features extended versions of your favorite Strong Bad hits such as

20 tracks in all. Comes with color booklet and LIMOZEEN sticker to put on your crappy practice amp!

PLUS, pop it into your computer for an exclusive video of the Coach Z song "These Peoples Try to Fade Me."

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Disc Name Description
Strong Bad Emails — Disc 5
  • Emails 131 - 160 with all the easter eggs and pop-ups<br>
  • Commentary tracks on every email<br>
  • One "DVD exclusive" never-before-seen email!<br>
  • Over two hours of non-stop hilarity

[edit] iPhone/iPad

iPhone 6 iPhone 5 Name Description
Compy iPhone Case

Dumb down that smartphone a couple notches with the Compy iPhone Case. Manual calibration dials! Gigantic serial port! 56k modem! OMG STATUS LITEZZ!!

Available for iPhone 6, 6+, 5*, and 4.

*Works with iPhone 5s but may obscure the camera flash.

Homestar Stripey iPhone Case

Strong Bad-proof your iPhone 4, 5*, 6, or 6+ with this image of swirly Homestar prancing all over the dang place!

*will also fit iPhone 5S but may partially obscure the camera flash

Videlectrix Fhone Machine iPhone Case

Videlectrix finally horns in on the handheld market! "Play" all your favorite "games" in 2 modes and 2 types even!!*

Choose from Stinkoman 20X6, Trogdor, Peasant's Quest, Where's an Egg?, and StrongBadZone!

*Oh man! This is NOT a real handheld gaming device! It's just an iPhone case with some pictures on it! We put things in quotes up there so you can't sue us!

All available in iPhone 6, 6plus, 5, 5s, and 4!

[edit] Mugs

Mug Front Mug Back Mug Side Name Description
Raised by a Cup of Coffee
World's Best Crooked Cop

Is there a crooked cop in your life that you've always wanted to say, "Hey, I put masking tape on a coffee mug for you," to? Then this here mug will make the perfect gift! It's just like the one The Chief gave to Dangeresque after he solved the Alfonso Headspin Case of '84.

*NOT ACTUAL MASKING TAPE. JUST LOOKA LIKE IT. CANNOT BE REMOVED AND USED TO ATTACH NUNCHUKS TO FIREARMS.

Sleepy Homestar Mug Wake up with sleepy, cinnamon-faced Homestar every morning with this great, great, great, great mug.
Trogdor Mug Drink your coffee (or tea, if you must) from a beefy-armed, wing-a-ling mug. The almighty Burninator on one side, the unmighty burninated thatch-roofed cottage on the other.

[edit] Posters

Poster Name Description
Trogdor Poster

Mom is totally gonna send you back to Sunday School when she sees Lord High Wingaling all up on your wall! No frills for r'lz! Just Trogdor in all his majesty! Burninate your bed, dorm, or rumpus room walls with this mug*!

(*not an actual mug. s'a poster.)

[edit] Playsets & Toys!

[edit] Available

Playset Name Description
Cheat Commandos Figurines Cheat Commandos Figurines

Buy all their playsets and toys! These vinyl figurines are just under 2 inches tall and ready for action! Set includes Gunhaver*, Crackotage, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Firebert, Reynold, and even Blue Laser Commander! (*does NOT have gun)

If you have a lame backyard with no cool waterfalls or boulders in it, then print out your own playsets HERE to maximize fun and adventure!

Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1 Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1

This set features all your favs! Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, Strong Mad, and Pom Pom! Perfect for your desk, monitor, cubicle, dorm room, or prison cell!

These little guys are between 1 inch (The Cheat) and 3 inches tall (Strong Mad). Made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor.

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Playset Name Description
Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1 Homestar Runner Figurines Series #2 Oh stamps! Here are even more figurines! This set has Homsar, the King of Town, the Poopsmith, Homestar Running (with action bush mini-extreme-playset!), and Bucket-hand/Megaphone-hand Strong Bad featuring bonus BathTime The Cheat!

These little guys are between 2 and 2.5 inches tall made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor.

[edit] Banners

Image Date
Wave o' T-shirts! August 22, 2016 - September 7, 2017
Proletariat, Gelzatrude! Unknown
Lazy Halloween costumes! October 5, 2016 - present

[edit] Collections

In addition to the main categories at the top of the page, there are several product collections.

Name Descripton Items
Trogdor
Senor Cardgage Course syllabus, Mandy-perth! Have a lunk at all my latent teep shirt desigms!
Lazy Halloween Costumes! Can't decide what obscure popular culture reference to be for Halloween? Let us decide for you with these in-world, in-character shirts! Guaranteed to be recognized by maybe a couple people after you explain in great detail what you are dressed as!

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[edit] Remarks

  • The bottom copyright notice says "Copyright © 2017 Homestore Runner" despite Homestar Runner trademarks and copyrights being filed under Harmless Junk, Inc.

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