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Hey all, AgentSeethroo here. I got tired of having a userspace that I didn't come up with, so uhhh...here's the new one.
I'm in the US Air Force, no I'm not a pilot, and no, not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot.
I'm a Contract Administrator, which simply means I (along with other people in my career field) buy everything that comes through the gate at lovely Luke AFB in scenic Phoenix, AZ, where I'm currently stationed.
I try to help out here at the Wiki and Wiki Forum whenever I can, so for the most part I split my time between this site and my website, the Black Box Republic. I have an actual Halo Wiki and Forum dedicated to everything from movie, video game and music review, to our own Halo 2 Clan information.
Here's the interview I wrote back when my UserSpace was DVD themed. I like it, so it's stayin' in.
 Interview with the Director
The uncut, complete interview.
REPORTER: Sorry, just straightening up my notes...
AgentSeethroo: No problem...I'll wait.
REPORTER: I'm a little nervous, this is my first interview..
AgentSeethroo: Don't worry about it! It's easy. Look, I'll show you! Let me interview you!
AgentSeethroo: Mr. REPORTER, are you an evil leprechaun?
REPORTER: uhh...no, what kind of ques- <gets interrupted>
AgentSeethroo: <interrupts> Don't dodge the question Mr. REPORTER, my sources are VERY reliable.
REPORTER: This is supposed to make me more relaxed?
AgentSeethroo: I'm asking the questions here.
REPORTER: Oh. Sorry.
AgentSeethroo: Ok, so my notes say that you're married. How's married life treatin' ya?
REPORTER: um...those notes say that you're married...they're my notes...
AgentSeethroo: <looking down at notes> Right. So they are...
REPORTER: Ok so...it's my turn now right?
AgentSeethroo: You're feeling better now?
REPORTER: Sure, whatever, let's just get this over with.
AgentSeethroo: That's the spirit!
REPORTER: Mr. Seethroo, what was your inspiration throughout the production of this film?
AgentSeethroo: Aw, crap, your time's up, I have another interview in 2 minutes!
REPORTER: Of...course...you do. Thank you for your time...
AgentSeethroo: No, thank you! <gets up and walks out>
 The Outro
Ya'll come back now, ya hear!