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| + | <div style="font-size:200%;font-family:serif;transform:scale(1.3,1.0);">'''[[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc|<span style="display: inline-block;color:orange;text-shadow:0px 1px 1px black,0px 3px 3px black,0px 5px 5px red,0px 7px 7px orange">User Page</span>]]<span style="visibility:hidden">-</span>{{dot}}<span style="visibility:hidden">-</span>[[User talk:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc|<span style="display: inline-block;color:orange;text-shadow:0px 1px 1px black,0px 3px 3px black,0px 5px 5px red,0px 7px 7px orange">Talk Page</span>]]<span style="visibility:hidden">-</span>{{dot}}<span style="visibility:hidden">-</span>[[Special:Contributions/Gfdgsgxgzgdrc|<span style="display: inline-block;color:orange;text-shadow:0px 1px 1px black,0px 3px 3px black,0px 5px 5px red,0px 7px 7px orange">Contributions</span>]]<span style="visibility:hidden">-</span>{{dot}}<span style="visibility:hidden">-</span>[[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig|<span style="display: inline-block;color:orange;text-shadow:0px 1px 1px black,0px 3px 3px black,0px 5px 5px red,0px 7px 7px orange">Signature</span>]]<span style="visibility:hidden">-</span>{{dot}}<span style="visibility:hidden">-</span>[[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/Pages|<span style="display: inline-block;color:orange;text-shadow:0px 1px 1px black,0px 3px 3px black,0px 5px 5px red,0px 7px 7px orange">New Pages</span>]]<span style="visibility:hidden">-</span>{{dot}}<span style="visibility:hidden">-</span>[[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sandbox|<span style="display: inline-block;color:orange;text-shadow:0px 1px 1px black,0px 3px 3px black,0px 5px 5px red,0px 7px 7px orange">Sandbox</span>]]'''</div></div> | ||
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| - | I | + | {{#switch:{{#rand:1|3}}|1=Boogity boogity! I'll scare your {{#switch:{{#rand:1|3}}|1|2=[[Malloween Commercial|dad]]|3=[[Marshie vs. Little Girl|pants]]}}.|2|3=Come on in heeeere!}} I'm '''Gfdgsgxgzgdrc'''. (It's frightening to spell, memorize, or pronounce, so you can just call me Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP.) I am a vampire and |
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===Articles=== | ===Articles=== | ||
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*[[Santam'n is a Blade Man]] | *[[Santam'n is a Blade Man]] | ||
*[[The Actions You Can Do (video)]] | *[[The Actions You Can Do (video)]] | ||
| + | *[[Homsartifacts]] | ||
| + | *[[Strong Sad's Diet]] | ||
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*I've uploaded {{p|l=http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=upload&user=Gfdgsgxgzgdrc&page=&year=&month=-1&hide_patrol_log=1 over 700 images}} to the wiki. (Over 1,100, if you include new versions of existing images.) | *I've uploaded {{p|l=http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=upload&user=Gfdgsgxgzgdrc&page=&year=&month=-1&hide_patrol_log=1 over 700 images}} to the wiki. (Over 1,100, if you include new versions of existing images.) | ||
*[[@StrongBadActual]] [[twitter:StrongBadActual/status/772974571871870976|Tweeted my picture]], and liked these [[twitter:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/status/955608118259458048|two]] [[twitter:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/status/1087077113314783232|things]]! | *[[@StrongBadActual]] [[twitter:StrongBadActual/status/772974571871870976|Tweeted my picture]], and liked these [[twitter:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/status/955608118259458048|two]] [[twitter:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/status/1087077113314783232|things]]! | ||
| + | *{{#switch:{{#rand:1|13}}|1=I read that a [[That A Ghost|ghost]].|2=I'm an abomination, and I'm coming to your house [[winter pool|after school]].|3=Jibblie jibblie jibblie.|4=I bet I get... a million pounds of candy this year. [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|A million pounds!]]|5=I think I'm dressed up as some kind of a golf cart, so I've got that going for me, [[Halloween Fairstival|which is nice]].|6=Taco-Man came by. We played a little foosball, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|played a little foosball]].|7=I will not be upstaged by Taco-Man [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|two years in a row]]!|8=I got instant spray-on Halloween Night! I got Halloween Night vision goggles! I even got this do-it-yourself [[Happy Hallow-day|Halloween Night hovercraft kit]]!|9=I was probably talking about the crisp, cool air... the fallen leaves, dappling the ''[[I Killed Pom Pom|MURDER]]!''|10=I can do a 220 in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|4:45]].|11=I sure hope they sell Large Bean plush dolls in the [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|museum gift shop]]!|12=I got a little ghost jorbie in my pictures! [[Haunted Photo Booth|Hey there, jorbie!]]|13=I could write a song called [[Malloween Commercial|"Stack 'Em to the Heavens"]]! | ||
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I'm working on a few big wiki projects. Here is thems. | I'm working on a few big wiki projects. Here is thems. | ||
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*Cleaning up [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018]] and [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019|2019]] ([[Talk:@StrongBadActual|see checklist]]) | *Cleaning up [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018]] and [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019|2019]] ([[Talk:@StrongBadActual|see checklist]]) | ||
*Expanding the YouTube table on [[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/Pages]] for a future [[homestarrunnerdotcom]] page | *Expanding the YouTube table on [[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/Pages]] for a future [[homestarrunnerdotcom]] page | ||
| + | *Creating the pages on [[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/Pages]] | ||
*Making a draft of a redesigned [[Songs]] page on [[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sandbox]] | *Making a draft of a redesigned [[Songs]] page on [[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sandbox]] | ||
*Transcribing [[PAX - 8 Apr 2018]] | *Transcribing [[PAX - 8 Apr 2018]] | ||
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[[HRWiki:April Fools' Jokes and Other Baleeted Nonsense|April Fools' Jokes and Other Baleeted Nonsense]] ended, so I gotta document my pranks somewhere. | [[HRWiki:April Fools' Jokes and Other Baleeted Nonsense|April Fools' Jokes and Other Baleeted Nonsense]] ended, so I gotta document my pranks somewhere. | ||
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| - | | 1 = [[ | + | <div class="firstHeading" style="font-size:200%; margin-top:0.711em;margin-bottom:0.208em;text-align:left;float:left;position:absolute;left:0.55em;top:-1px;width:98%;font-family:serif;transform:scale(1.3,1.0);text-align:center;color:white;border-bottom:8px solid black"><span style="text-shadow:0px 1px 1px orange,0px 3px 3px red,0px 5px 5px orange">'''{{#switch:{{#rand:1|200}} |
| - | | 2 = [[ | + | | 1 = [[Homestarloween Party|<span style="color:orange">Oh, lookin' good, Strong Bad. The Chiquita Banana lady, that's great!</span>]] |
| - | | 3 = [[ | + | | 2 = [[Homestarloween Party|<span style="color:orange">For the last time, I'm Carmen freakin' Miranda!</span>]] |
| - | | 4 = [[ | + | | 3 = [[Homestarloween Party|<span style="color:orange">We're gonna play Flashlight Ghost-Story-Telling with a Flashliiight!</span>]] |
| - | | 5 = [[ | + | | 4 = [[Homestarloween Party|<span style="color:orange">Once, there was this green gobliiin... and um, he used to... look arooound... and um, I guess he did a daaance.</span>]] |
| - | | 6 = [[ | + | | 5 = [[The Goblin|<span style="color:orange"><big>''{The Goblin dancing music}''</big></span>]] |
| - | | 7 = [[ | + | | 6 = [[Homestarloween Party|<span style="color:orange">And... the goblin, he had a Gremlin!</span>]] |
| - | | 8 = [[ | + | | 7 = [[Homestarloween Party|<span style="color:orange">So then the robot came and he started vaporizing everybody with his vapor-gun!</span>]] |
| - | | 9 = [[ | + | | 8 = [[Homestarloween Party|<span style="color:orange">And so it turns out the robot had a human brain which was stolen from a kindly old man.</span>]] |
| - | | 10 = [[ | + | | 9 = [[Homestarloween Party|<span style="color:orange">And the robot's human brain remembered his children and his stolen life, and he was moved to tears.</span>]] |
| - | | 11 = [[ | + | | 10 = [[Homestarloween Party|<span style="color:orange"><big>And none of them lived.</big></span>]] |
| - | | 12 = [[ | + | | 11 = [[Homestarloween Party|<span style="color:orange">Gee... thanks for coming to my party, Strong Sad.</span>]] |
| - | | 13 = [[ | + | | 12 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange">We're all coming to your house to trick or treeeeat!</span>]] |
| - | | 14 = [[ | + | | 13 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange">So just answer the door, pick a treat, and drag it on top of us. We'll do the rest.</span>]] |
| - | | 15 = [[ | + | | 14 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange">My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an "oach Z".</span>]] |
| - | | 16 = [[ | + | | 15 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange">Ooh, Jorjyfruits! Oh, I mean Jerjyfrorts. I mean, GEORGIE FRORGIE! George Foreman?</span>]] |
| - | | 17 = [[ | + | | 16 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange"><big>Trick or treat, I'm horrible!</big></span>]] |
| - | | 18 = [[ | + | | 17 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange">Well, if you think that I'll accept this paltry treat just because it has "butter" in the name... well, you'd be right!</span>]] |
| - | | 19 = [[ | + | | 18 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange">IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR PERRY RUNNING?</span>]] |
| - | | 20 = [[ | + | | 19 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange">I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!</span>]] |
| - | | 21 = [[ | + | | 20 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange">If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit...</span>]] |
| - | | 22 = [[ | + | | 21 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange"><big>Where in the world is my candy?</big></span>]] |
| - | | 23 = [[ | + | | 22 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange"><big>What's fun about eating less candy?</big></span>]] |
| - | | 24 = [[ | + | | 23 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange"><big>Trick or treat, I guess.</big></span>]] |
| - | | 25 = [[ | + | | 24 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange">Believe it or not, I'm walkin' around, I never thought I could trick or tre-e-eat...</span>]] |
| - | | 26 = [[ | + | | 25 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange">Hey Strong Bad, I really like your costume. The Spanish Inquisition? That's great.</span>]] |
| - | | 27 = [[ | + | | 26 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange"><small>Look, for the last time, I'm not The Spanish Inquisition, I'm not Cab Calloway, and I'm not Strong Bad wearing a yellow turtleneck!</small></span>]] |
| - | | 28 = [[ | + | | 27 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange"><big>I'M CARMEN FREAKIN' SANDIEGO!!</big></span>]] |
| - | | 29 = [[ | + | | 28 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange"><small>Did any of you guys go to that house that was givin' out change? I changed my costume and went back ten times. I made 35 dollars!</small></span>]] |
| - | | 30 = [[ | + | | 29 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange">I like your costume, Strong Sad, but you weren't invited this year.</span>]] |
| - | | 31 = [[ | + | | 30 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|<span style="color:orange">Let's totally freak 'em out. Let's repeat the stuff we just saaaaid!</span>]] |
| - | | 32 = [[ | + | | 31 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange">I mean, a pajama jammie-jam?</span>]] |
| - | | 33 = [[ | + | | 32 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange"><big>I'm da bee.</big></span>]] |
| - | | 34 = [[ | + | | 33 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange">Thanks for comin' to my party, you all look great, blah, blah, blah.</span>]] |
| - | | 35 = [[ | + | | 34 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange">It's time for the judging of the pumpkiiiins!</span>]] |
| - | | 36 = [[ | + | | 35 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange">Pchew! Pchew! Wchew! That was... the lightning...</span>]] |
| - | | 37 = [[ | + | | 36 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange">I call it "Self Portrait in Late October".</span>]] |
| - | | 38 = [[ | + | | 37 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange">I call it last place. Ding!</span>]] |
| - | | 39 = [[ | + | | 38 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange">Now that's talent! Good prize!</span>]] |
| - | | 40 = [[ | + | | 39 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange">Cool, a W. What's that supposed to stand for? Witches' brew?</span>]] |
| - | | 41 = [[ | + | | 40 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange">I left it on the vine, I left it on the line, I mean, I left it on—</span>]] |
| - | | 42 = [[ | + | | 41 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange">Hey Strong Bad. So, um, are you supposed to be the Green Hornet?</span>]] |
| - | | 43 = [[ | + | | 42 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange">Oh, right, right, you're supposed to be the um, the witches' brew.</span>]] |
| - | | 44 = [[ | + | | 43 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange">No! I'm the bee! Like, from nature.</span>]] |
| - | | 45 = [[ | + | | 44 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange">You get most improved. Ding!</span>]] |
| - | | 46 = [[ | + | | 45 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange">Whoa. Looks like you scared The Cheat.</span>]] |
| - | | 47 = [[ | + | | 46 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange">Are you supposed to be dressed up as some kind of a witches' brew?</span>]] |
| - | | 48 = [[ | + | | 47 = [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|<span style="color:orange">Made from the best stuff...</span>]] |
| - | | 49 = [[ | + | | 48 = [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|<span style="color:orange">I'll have 90 rolls of toilet paper and 60 dozen eggs. And a corn dog.</span>]] |
| - | | 50 = [[ | + | | 49 = [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|<span style="color:orange">Everybody's houses and pumpkins and trees won't know what hit 'em.</span>]] |
| - | | 51 = [[ | + | | 50 = [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|<span style="color:orange">I'm dressed to Hamburgle... Robble! Robble!</span>]] |
| - | | 52 = [[ | + | | 51 = [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|<span style="color:orange">I bet I get... a million pounds of candy this year. A million pounds!</span>]] |
| - | | 53 = [[ | + | | 52 = [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|<span style="color:orange">I'm holdin' out for cookies with gold-plated chocolate chorps!</span>]] |
| - | | 54 = [[ | + | | 53 = [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|<span style="color:orange"><big>Track or trort!</big></span>]] |
| - | | 55 = [[ | + | | 54 = [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|<span style="color:orange"><big>Aww, ZAAAAG-nut!</big></span>]] |
| - | | 56 = [[ | + | | 55 = [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|<span style="color:orange">Let, me, in. Da, da, da. Let me in!</span>]] |
| - | | 57 = [[ | + | | 56 = [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|<span style="color:orange">I told you I'd get a million libs of candy.</span>]] |
| - | | 58 = [[ | + | | 57 = [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|<span style="color:orange">And the Goblin showed up, dressed up like a Santam'n.</span>]] |
| - | | 59 = [[ | + | | 58 = [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|<span style="color:orange">Hey, Strong Bad, I really like your El Debarge costume.</span>]] |
| - | | 60 = [[ | + | | 59 = [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|<span style="color:orange">No, I'm Carmen freakin' Mir— no, wait. I'm Ozone. From Breakin'.</span>]] |
| - | | 61 = [[ | + | | 60 = [[Halloween Fairstival|<span style="color:orange">What about that drippy towel over there? That's pretty scary, huh?</span>]] |
| - | | 62 = [[ | + | | 61 = [[Halloween Fairstival|<span style="color:orange">What could be scarier than Blue Star Ointment?!</span>]] |
| - | | 63 = [[ | + | | 62 = [[Halloween Fairstival|<span style="color:orange"><small><small>This night. Black as pitch.<br>Doom from inside me wells up.<br>Pray I don't get egged.</small></small></span>]] |
| - | | 64 = [[ | + | | 63 = [[Halloween Fairstival|<span style="color:orange">I mean, seriously, people, it's the '90s!</span>]] |
| - | | 65 = [[ | + | | 64 = [[Halloween Fairstival|<span style="color:orange">Step right up and get your Halloween on! Bobbin' fer turduckens!</span>]] |
| - | | 66 = [[ | + | | 65 = [[Halloween Fairstival|<span style="color:orange">This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen!</span>]] |
| - | | 67 = [[ | + | | 66 = [[Halloween Fairstival|<span style="color:orange"><big>Cold, hot, fresh witches' brew!</big></span>]] |
| - | | 68 = [[ | + | | 67 = [[Halloween Fairstival|<span style="color:orange">Witches' brew, eh? All right, we'll take one jar!</span>]] |
| - | | 69 = [[ | + | | 68 = [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|<span style="color:orange"><big>Wah! You scared me!</big></span>]] |
| - | | 70 = [[ | + | | 69 = [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|<span style="color:orange"><small>So, here's the deal: I'm lost inside this haunted mansion, and I need your help to find my costume and get outta here!</small></span>]] |
| - | | 71 = [[ | + | | 70 = [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|<span style="color:orange">Homestar Michael Runner, what did you do to my Halloween Potion recipe?</span>]] |
| - | | 72 = [[ | + | | 71 = [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|<span style="color:orange">Can I draw ducks and bugs all over the recipe for your Halloween Potion?</span>]] |
| - | | 73 = [[ | + | | 72 = [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|<span style="color:orange">Taco-Man came by. He gave me some water, he gave me some water.</span>]] |
| - | | 74 = [[ | + | | 73 = [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|<span style="color:orange">Pom Pom, give the man some stank water. I will not be upstaged by Taco-Man two years in a row!</span>]] |
| - | | 75 = [[ | + | | 74 = [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|<span style="color:orange">Oh, great, the secret guy.</span>]] |
| - | | 76 = [[ | + | | 75 = [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|<span style="color:orange">Location, location, location!</span>]] |
| - | | 77 = [[ | + | | 76 = [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|<span style="color:orange">Whoa. This is a cool new background!</span>]] |
| - | | 78 = [[ | + | | 77 = [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|<span style="color:orange">It's perfect for the chucking off of busted old TVs.</span>]] |
| - | | 79 = [[ | + | | 78 = [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|<span style="color:orange">Well, a little eye of newt, some toe of frog. Baby, you got a witches' brew goin'!</span>]] |
| - | | 80 = [[ | + | | 79 = [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|<span style="color:orange">Backyard peaches! Treats come true! Karate Summer, what wouldja do? The world is the egg, and diapers come true...</span>]] |
| - | | 81 = [[ | + | | 80 = [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|<span style="color:orange">Loquentia... Imbruglia... Precipitous... Saralee...cheesecake... Denouement...</span>]] |
| - | | 82 = [[ | + | | 81 = [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|<span style="color:orange">I THiNk We'rE GoNNa BEcomE fAST fRiEnDs.</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 82 = [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|<span style="color:orange">Strong Bad, Blanche from the Golden Girls? Genius!</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 83 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange">Grody bloody gross and blood!</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 84 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange">In unrelated news, this newsboy get-up is not my Halloween costume!</span>]] |
| - | + | | 85 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange"><small>How are we supposed to scandalize and vandalize without the protective cover of Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Halloween night?</small></span>]] | |
| - | | 86 = [[ | + | | 86 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange">After that, we'll form into a giant robotic Halloween Night-finding space panther! ...Or not.</span>]] |
| - | | 87 = [[ | + | | 87 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange">I got this spooky yucky chew toy for ya!</span>]] |
| - | | 88 = [[ | + | | 88 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange">Homestar, you are aware that Halloween Night is not a puppy, aren't you?</span>]] |
| - | | 89 = [[ | + | | 89 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange">But seriously, we have to find Halloween Night.</span>]] |
| - | | 90 = [[ | + | | 90 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange">Hort! Hort hooort! Hort hort!</span>]] |
| - | | 91 = [[ | + | | 91 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange">Cracket! Cracket-dadadadadadada!</span>]] |
| - | | 92 = [[ | + | | 92 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange">I even got this do-it-yourself Halloween Night hovercraft kit!</span>]] |
| - | | 93 = [[ | + | | 93 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange">Even that rotten old skull doesn't seem so creepy.</span>]] |
| - | | 94 = [[ | + | | 94 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange"><big>A-jam on it!</big></span>]] |
| - | | 95 = [[ | + | | 95 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange">Cough it up, King of Town! We know you ate Halloween Night!</span>]] |
| - | | 96 = [[ | + | | 96 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange">Harrpy Haerrlo— <small>not you, Coach Z.</small></span>]] |
| - | | 97 = [[ | + | | 97 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange">HAPPY HALLOWEEN!</span>]] |
| - | | 98 = [[ | + | | 98 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange">HAPPY DAY OF THE DEAD!</span>]] |
| - | | 99 = [[ | + | | 99 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange">Eggs tree, eggs tree! This get-up is mah get down!</span>]] |
| - | | 100 = [[ | + | | 100 = [[Happy Hallow-day|<span style="color:orange">That's the best Evil Carmen Sandiego costume I've ever seen!</span>]] |
| - | | 101 = [[ | + | | 101 = [[Jibblies 2|<span style="color:orange">Come on in heeere.</span>]] |
| - | | 102 = [[ | + | | 102 = [[Jibblies 2|<span style="color:orange">Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</span>]] |
| - | | 103 = [[ | + | | 103 = [[Jibblies 2|<span style="color:orange">Why is he holding that torch?!</span>]] |
| - | | 104 = [[ | + | | 104 = [[Jibblies 2|<span style="color:orange">Poodonkis must be stopped!</span>]] |
| - | | 105 = [[ | + | | 105 = [[Jibblies 2|<span style="color:orange">So wait. Was there ever a ''Jibblies 1''?</span>]] |
| - | | 106 = [[ | + | | 106 = [[Jibblies 2|<span style="color:orange">"Original" and "horror movie"? Not these days.</span>]] |
| - | | 107 = [[ | + | | 107 = [[Most in the Graveyard|<span style="color:orange">Try the ketchup fountain yet?</span>]] |
| - | | 108 = [[ | + | | 108 = [[Most in the Graveyard|<span style="color:orange">Where's the decaying flesh? The rotting corpses? The stink of death?</span>]] |
| - | | 109 = [[ | + | | 109 = [[Most in the Graveyard|<span style="color:orange">We have a cemetery? This is awesome!</span>]] |
| - | | 110 = [[ | + | | 110 = [[Most in the Graveyard|<span style="color:orange">I heard that if you find him right at midnight, he'll spin all your Halloween candies into gold!</span>]] |
| - | | 111 = [[ | + | | 111 = [[Most in the Graveyard|<span style="color:orange">I wonder why they call it "Snarling Hungry Sheep Hill".</span>]] |
| - | | 112 = [[ | + | | 112 = [[Most in the Graveyard|<span style="color:orange">I'm the Captain Caaaaveman of the graveyard train!</span>]] |
| - | | 113 = [[ | + | | 113 = [[Most in the Graveyard|<span style="color:orange">A little less lurk, and a little more skulk.</span>]] |
| - | | 114 = [[ | + | | 114 = [[Most in the Graveyard|<span style="color:orange"><big>ZGOR! I VOTE ZGOR!</big></span>]] |
| - | | 115 = [[ | + | | 115 = [[Most in the Graveyard|<span style="color:orange">Augh! The Cheat's got rabies again!</span>]] |
| - | | 116 = [[ | + | | 116 = [[Most in the Graveyard|<span style="color:orange">Happy Carousel of Progress, Pom Pom.</span>]] |
| - | | 117 = [[ | + | | 117 = [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre|<span style="color:orange">I thought these were Tales of the McArby: the mythical fast-food crossover sandwich of legend!</span>]] |
| - | | 118 = [[ | + | | 118 = [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre|<span style="color:orange">Oh no! Macrame! My worst nightmare!</span>]] |
| - | | 119 = [[ | + | | 119 = [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre|<span style="color:orange">How will I ever type with these waggly knuckled monstrosities?!</span>]] |
| - | | 120 = [[ | + | | 120 = [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre|<span style="color:orange">Oh no, the evil moon is crashing into the Earth again! What a totally un-frustrating way to play a video game!</span>]] |
| - | | 121 = [[ | + | | 121 = [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre|<span style="color:orange">All right, I'm just gonna save everybody some time and burn through these.<br><small><small><small>Pom Pom? Underwater orange juice man? Classic. Strong Bad? Scarecrow and Mrs. King? I would've preferred Jake and the Fat Man, but nice work. The Cheat as the thorax? Love it. Favorite part of the insect. Coach Z? Not sure if I wanna know the answer to this, but did you steal Mickey Mouse's pants? Marzipan, off-duty Ronald McDonald? It is what it is. And finally, Homestar, you seem to be distraught. People try and make me sound a lot... weird, y'know, and I'm strong! And I can... kick...</small></small></small></span>]] |
| - | | 122 = [[ | + | | 122 = [[Which Ween Costumes?|<span style="color:orange"><small>What are you talking about? We stand around in the snow dressed in Decemberween-themed costumes every year. It's our thing! It's what we do!</small></span>]] |
| - | | 123 = [[ | + | | 123 = [[Which Ween Costumes?|<span style="color:orange">Strong Sad, you look like a deranged Easter Bunny.</span>]] |
| - | | 124 = [[ | + | | 124 = [[I Killed Pom Pom|<span style="color:orange">Oh man, Pom Pom, this Halloween is gonna be the Christmas ball!</span>]] |
| - | | 125 = [[ | + | | 125 = [[I Killed Pom Pom|<span style="color:orange">Hot tricks, cool treats, good friends, and MURDER!</span>]] |
| - | | 126 = [[ | + | | 126 = [[I Killed Pom Pom|<span style="color:orange">What manner of stitch witchery have I stumbled upon this Hallows-eve?</span>]] |
| - | | 127 = [[ | + | | 127 = [[I Killed Pom Pom|<span style="color:orange">Who? Pom Pom? Never heard of him! Sounds like someone who's still alive, though.</span>]] |
| - | | 128 = [[ | + | | 128 = [[I Killed Pom Pom|<span style="color:orange">Hey Strong Sad, there's a bad horror movie on. Wanna make snappy comments and obscure references while we watch it?</span>]] |
| - | | 129 = [[ | + | | 129 = [[I Killed Pom Pom|<span style="color:orange">You killed Pom Pom!</span>]] |
| - | | 130 = [[ | + | | 130 = [[I Killed Pom Pom|<span style="color:orange">Man, inflatable pumpkin, you're a way better best friend than that floaty old Pom Pom ever was.</span>]] |
| - | | 131 = [[ | + | | 131 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!</span>]] |
| - | | 132 = [[ | + | | 132 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange"><big>Scary shoes!</big></span>]] |
| - | | 133 = [[ | + | | 133 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">Really? Spooky shoes?</span>]] |
| - | | 134 = [[ | + | | 134 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and haunted extended stay motels even.</span>]] |
| - | | 135 = [[ | + | | 135 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">Welcome to St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse morgue-tuary!</span>]] |
| - | | 136 = [[ | + | | 136 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">Open weeknights in October. Located just off I-20.</span>]] |
| - | | 137 = [[ | + | | 137 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">Why is he wearing cycling gear? He's not even that serious about riding!</span>]] |
| - | | 138 = [[ | + | | 138 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">Hey, I can do a 220 in 4:45.</span>]] |
| - | | 139 = [[ | + | | 139 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">Strong Mad! Oyster! Smoothie! Breath! Caked! Armpit! Latte!</span>]] |
| - | | 140 = [[ | + | | 140 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">This has been a supreme fish delight!</span>]] |
| - | | 141 = [[ | + | | 141 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">It's somehow worse than if it only got one star!</span>]] |
| - | | 142 = [[ | + | | 142 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">Say hello to the new face of terror! Large Bean!</span>]] |
| - | | 143 = [[ | + | | 143 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">Don't you think that Large Bean is unsettling?</span>]] |
| - | | 144 = [[ | + | | 144 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange"><small>And next on our tour, if you'll all please gather around. Fill in all available space please. We have a prime specimen of Large Bean.</small></span>]] |
| - | | 145 = [[ | + | | 145 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">Other varieties include small bean... extra large bean... and of course, my favorite, teenie weenie beanie.</span>]] |
| - | | 146 = [[ | + | | 146 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">I sure hope they sell Large Bean plush dolls in the museum gift shop!</span>]] |
| - | | 147 = [[ | + | | 147 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">Shut up! Large Bean will eat your soul! He'll eat all your souls!</span>]] |
| - | | 148 = [[ | + | | 148 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange"><small><small>When nights are chill and filled with doom,<br>again will rise the cursed legume.<br>So if you're out on Hallowe'en,<br>beware the wrath of Largest Bean!</small></small></span>]] |
| - | | 149 = [[ | + | | 149 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">See? This guy respects Large Bean.</span>]] |
| - | | 150 = [[ | + | | 150 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">I'm sorry, Strong Bad. I— I... I can't get behind Large Bean.</span>]] |
| - | | 151 = [[ | + | | 151 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">Best — tropical — Beetlejuice — costume — ever — worn — by man — or beast!</span>]] |
| - | | 152 = [[ | + | | 152 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">Oh, so you're not dead, Pom Pom. That's pretty great.</span>]] |
| - | | 153 = [[ | + | | 153 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|<span style="color:orange">Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one.</span>]] |
| - | | 154 = [[ | + | | 154 = [[Later That Night...|<span style="color:orange">Ah, here we are in the spooky woods after a hilarious Halloween adventure.</span>]] |
| - | | 155 = [[ | + | | 155 = [[Later That Night...|<span style="color:orange">Hot zervy, Colindula. I've been Kuwaiting for you all nice.</span>]] |
| - | | 156 = [[ | + | | 156 = [[Later That Night...|<span style="color:orange">Whoa! Look at all those melty candy bars!</span>]] |
| - | | 157 = [[ | + | | 157 = [[Later That Night...|<span style="color:orange">Oh, I got a hit! We got us a good read! On account of my name, Sharpdene!</span>]] |
| - | | 158 = [[ | + | | 158 = [[Later That Night...|<span style="color:orange">Try a sample pack of new Fluffy Puff Pumpkin-Spice-Latte-Flavored-Banana-Bread Malloweens!</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 159 = [[Later That Night...|<span style="color:orange">And now it's time to relax and oh-so-gently comment on each other's costumes. A-like we always do.</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 160 = [[Later That Night...|<span style="color:orange">Oh Mad, Strong Man, the door from Seinfeld?</span>]] |
| - | + | | 161 = [[Later That Night...|<span style="color:orange">Coach Z, are you running out of '80s and '90s rappers to be?</span>]] | |
| - | | | + | | 162 = [[Later That Night...|<span style="color:orange">Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. Bump. Bump.</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 163 = [[Later That Night...|<span style="color:orange">Go ahead, take as money as you like. And then I'll call the police.</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 164 = [[Later That Night...|<span style="color:orange">Oh, oh, you will respect and condooone Sharpdene!</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 165 = [[Haunted Photo Booth|<span style="color:orange">I don't wanna go in that spooky place, Marzipan! Don't make me go!</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 166 = [[Haunted Photo Booth|<span style="color:orange">Aw, Marzipan... I hate these dang old photo boofs. It's an absolute waste of a perfectly good boof!</span>]] |
| - | + | | 167 = [[Haunted Photo Booth|<span style="color:orange">It's the crown jewel of my Halloween party!</span>]] | |
| - | | | + | | 168 = [[Haunted Photo Booth|<span style="color:orange">I wanna make this ghost appear! Maybe it'll possess us with demonic barf powers!</span>]] |
| - | + | | 169 = [[Haunted Photo Booth|<span style="color:orange">How come we didn't get no cool ghosties?!</span>]] | |
| - | | | + | | 170 = [[Haunted Photo Booth|<span style="color:orange">I got a little ghost jorbie in my pictures! Hey there, jorbie!</span>]] |
| - | + | | 171 = [[Haunted Photo Booth|<span style="color:orange">We're gonna get haunted by this photo booth at any cost!</span>]] | |
| - | | | + | | 172 = [[Haunted Photo Booth|<span style="color:orange">Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 173 = [[Haunted Photo Booth|<span style="color:orange">Stabby Gabby's always crabby. Stabby Gabby's always crabby.</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 174 = [[Haunted Photo Booth|<span style="color:orange">Demonic barf powers. Demonic barf powers! Demonic barf powers!!</span>]] |
| - | + | | 175 = [[Haunted Photo Booth|<span style="color:orange">Orange-and-black loose tooth removers... <small>loose tooth removers... <small>loose tooth removers...</small></small></span>]] | |
| - | + | | 176 = [[Haunted Photo Booth|<span style="color:orange">Zapruder! Middleman! Toast Crunch!</span>]] | |
| - | | | + | | 177 = [[Haunted Photo Booth|<span style="color:orange">AAaaAAaa! These nickel slots are finally payin' off!</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 178 = [[Haunted Photo Booth|<span style="color:orange">Hey, Homestar! I really like your Mark Lemke costume! "Homestar Runner for the Braves"?</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 179 = [[Haunted Photo Booth|<span style="color:orange">Shut up, wrong-say Homestar! I'm right-say Homestar, and I right-say I'm Dale Murphy!</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 180 = [[Haunted Photo Booth|<span style="color:orange">Here comes the ThnikkaStan!</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 181 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange"><small>This Halloween I'm finally going to tell a top-notch four-and-a-half-stars-with-over-six-hundred-reviews-quality ghost story!</small></span>]] |
| - | + | | 182 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">Mr. Poofers must die!!</span>]] | |
| - | + | | 183 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">Who the crap is Mr. Poofers?</span>]] | |
| - | | | + | | 184 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">Hey everyone! Hey everyone, look! Hey everyone, look at Mr. Poofers!</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 185 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">Miffa miffa meeka moo!</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 186 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">I'm gonna take a nap on my college hammock, so don't eat my pimecones!</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 187 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">What a prize! An old man's beard, no less!</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 188 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">Wasn't Mr. Poofers supposed to die?</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 189 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">Then Mr. Poofers' head fell off and he died, died, died.</span>]] |
| - | + | | 190 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange"><small>Mr. Poofers was thinking about a branch, a hotel, and a $350 pair of loafers. Gee whiz! That's a lot of Kansas match right there!</small></span>]] | |
| - | + | | 191 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">See? It's like somethin' takes a hold of ya when you're telling a Mr. Poofers story!</span>]] | |
| - | + | | 192 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">Ain't nobaddy can get fatally irresponsible with an animal like Coach Z!</span>]] | |
| - | | | + | | 193 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">Look, gentlemen! A roundish box! Mr. Poofers pretended there was such thing as a roundish box.</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 194 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">It was half a hairbrush.</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 195 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">Oh, shut up, Coach Z, you infant. I'll kill the stupid dog.</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 196 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">Pimecone.</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 197 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">It was nearly sunset. Old Man Rootbeer stood at the end of the ave, flamethrower slung 'cross his back.</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 198 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">Why can't we slice that pie?</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 199 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">Well, I guess we'll just have to start worshiping Mr. Poofers as our dark overlord.</span>]] |
| - | | | + | | 200 = [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|<span style="color:orange">All hail Mr. Poofers.</span>]] |
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