Six-Sadded, Die. - Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d
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In the second episode of Six-Sadded, Die, Strong Sad and Lucky Yates try to figure out how to play Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Sad, The Sad Kids, Lucky Yates, Announcer (voice only)
Date: Monday, August 13, 2018
Running Time: 8:36
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{Shot of a black surface; a six sided die lands with a blank face up}
STRONG SAD: Six-Sadded— Oop.
{Strong Sad picks the die up and rolls it again; the die lands on two}
STRONG SAD: Six-S—
{Strong Sad picks the die up and once again rolls; it lands on five}
STRONG SAD: Six-Sadded— {grunts in frustration}
{Strong Sad rolls the die again, landing on two and revealing that two of its faces have been modified}
STRONG SAD: Six— {grunts in frustration}
{Strong Sad picks up the die and places it so the modified sides face the camera, revealing it to resemble his head.}
STRONG SAD: Six-Sadded, {sound slows down as logo fades in} Die.
{Fade to black. Cut to a top-down shot of Strong Sad's hands near a "Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d" board game.}
STRONG SAD: {rolling his R} Grrreetings, all you Six-Sadders out there, and welcome back to the Six-Sadded, Die. We've got a real treat for you today! And I'm not even talking about the game we're going to be playing! I'm talking about my special guest—
{The camera pans over to Lucky Yates, sitting at the table in front of a castle-themed wall}
STRONG SAD: Mr. Lucky Yates!
LUCKY YATES: {waves at the camera} Hi. {to Strong Sad} Hi, Strong Sad.
{Throughout the video, the camera pans down to the board when Strong Sad speaks, and up to Lucky when he speaks}
STRONG SAD: So, thanks for coming on the... the Six-Sadded, Die, Lucky, uh...
LUCKY YATES: I'm... very excited about this one.
STRONG SAD: We should give everybody a little background, I suppose, uh... Lucky and I have sort of a standing date, we go thrifting together.
LUCKY YATES: We are thrift store friends.
STRONG SAD: That's right, that's how we met.
LUCKY YATES: That's right, this is, uh... the— our first venture outside the world of thrifting together.
STRONG SAD: Yeah, what do you think of my... my gaming dungeon I've constructed here, Lucky?
LUCKY YATES: {looking around} Uh, I didn't realize that... kindergarten classes also had thrift stores.
STRONG SAD: Oh, my kindergarten class was a real dungeon, I'll tell you that.
LUCKY YATES: Ah ha haaa. Like... like for real, though?
{The camera pans down sadly}
STRONG SAD: Yes...
LUCKY YATES: Oh.
{Video cut}
STRONG SAD: Why don't you tell 'em what we found at the thrift shop?
LUCKY YATES: Oh man, I'm really excited about this one.
{Video cut. The camera zooms into the title on the board.}
LUCKY YATES: Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d!
{Cut to Lucky}
LUCKY YATES: So, uh, anyw— I don't re— all I remember is a commercial that I saw maybe twice.
{Cut to bad-quality footage of the game from the Trogdor!! The Board Game video. The Jurvy-Skat music from Family Resemblence plays.}
ANNOUNCER: Watch out! When Daddy's P.O.'d, the family fun never stops!
{Cut back to the board game}
LUCKY YATES: I remember... kind of things like all of this in the commercial!
{Video cut. Lucky is pointing at the colored shapes.}
LUCKY YATES: {points at the green shape} I think these are grass... {points at the blue shape} and I think this is water...
{Cut to a notepad and pencil in a box}
LUCKY YATES: {points at the box} A notepad an— and pencils! Tiny pencils in there, and—
{Cut to Lucky with the shapes}
LUCKY YATES: {holding the red and gray shapes} Dirt? S— brick and steel? {confused stuttering}
STRONG SAD: The elements, it's an elemental game!
LUCKY YATES: {holds up clear shape} Right, wind? Perhaps?
STRONG SAD: {overlapping} Okay...
LUCKY YATES: I d— I don't know!
{Video cut. Lucky is pointing at the dice.}
LUCKY YATES: I don't really remember there being four-sided die, but maybe there were. {video cut} I don't know. We'll figure it out.
{Video cut. Strong Sad is pointing at the Sad Kids.}
STRONG SAD: And who do you think these... speaking of urchins...
LUCKY YATES: These are clearly the children! {gestures to Daddy} This is Daddy... {video cut; drawing a trail in the air with his finger} And I remember, he moves! He whizzes around the b— game board.
{Strong Sad starts tapping Daddy's head}
LUCKY YATES: Uh, yeah, I think we're supposed to tap—
STRONG SAD: Do it!
LUCKY YATES: We're supposed to tap his head... {taps Daddy's head}
STRONG SAD: Come on, Daddy! {video cut} So, uh, today we're just going to try and recreate the game without instructions, right, Lucky?
{Cut to Lucky}
LUCKY YATES: Yeah, I'm really excited about this. And we— we'll piece it together, I'm— I'm confident.
STRONG SAD: Absolutely! Uh... all right, uh— you go first!
LUCKY YATES: Oh! Uh... great! All right. Um...
{Cut to the game board}
STRONG SAD: {gestures to the Sad Kids} Who do you want to be, here?
LUCKY YATES: {picks up the boy} I'll be, uh, I'll be the— the... {video cut} fellow in the 1930s hat. {video cut; places the boy at the beginning of the board} We'll start here, from the house...
STRONG SAD: Okay, we'll start at the cookout...
LUCKY YATES: And then, maybe... we have to get to the lawnmower to do our chores, and then maybe back? I don't know...
{Video cut}
STRONG SAD: It definitely wouldn't P.O. him if we did our chores—
LUCKY YATES: Yeah, that's what I'm assuming.
STRONG SAD: —so maybe that's our goal, yeah.
LUCKY YATES: Get to do the chores, and don't make him angry in the meantimes. {video cut; he is rolling the dice} So, why don't we roll the two with the numbers on them.
STRONG SAD: Oh!
LUCKY YATES: {rolls} All right, I got a nine. Six and a three, so...
STRONG SAD: Okay!
LUCKY YATES: {moves the boy nine spaces} One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine...
{Cut to Lucky}
STRONG SAD: All right, hammock?
LUCKY YATES: I'm touching Daddy's hammock—
STRONG SAD: Not bad...
LUCKY YATES: —sooo... I'll fffool— no...
STRONG SAD: No...
LUCKY YATES: {picks up the blue die} I— {laughing} I will roll... I'm touching a Daddy possession, {rolls} I'll roll Daddy... uh oh.
{Cut to a close-up of the dice. There is a symbol of a person moving, with an arrow.}
STRONG SAD: That looks like Dad moves!
LUCKY YATES: This is Daddy moves...
{Cut back to the game}
STRONG SAD: So, uh, where's he go? Maybe he goes to the hammock!
LUCKY YATES: We'll do the hammock! {moves him to the hammock}
STRONG SAD: Okay!
LUCKY YATES: To the next thing, that makes sense! Now I'm really close to Daddy, I'm assuming I'm in trouble... {video cut; picks up an orange frame} I'll put a frame... I'll put a frame in— in the frame-holder, and then hold it up to Daddy. {places frame in front of Daddy}
STRONG SAD: Oh! {holds his fingers up to Daddy like a camera} It's like a little... we're takin' a little, uh, portrait, there.
LUCKY YATES: Yeah. It's like, uh... cheeese!
STRONG SAD: Hey, Daddy!
{Video cut}
LUCKY YATES: {taps Daddy's head} Touch Daddy's head... and he doesn't even get angry... {trails off}
STRONG SAD: {tapping Daddy's head} Come on, come on, maybe we gotta charge 'im up— we're priming him.
LUCKY YATES: I don't know...
STRONG SAD: It's like the— before you start a lawnmower? You know, from the old days?
LUCKY YATES: Yeah, you gotta pump, {cut to Lucky} uh, pump gas into the car.
STRONG SAD: Exactly!
LUCKY YATES: Uh, anyway, I don't— I don't think I— I P.O.'d Daddy, so I'm gonna {cut to the game} say it's your move. {passes the dice}
STRONG SAD: Okay! Uh, okay, we'll see... {picks up dice} here we go... ohhh... let's, uh, roll a sad six! {rolls}
LUCKY YATES: Ooh, five and a six—
STRONG SAD: Five and a six!
LUCKY YATES: That's eleven, ohh.
STRONG SAD: Okay, here we go. {video cut; moving the girl} Nine, ten, eleven. {the girl lands near Daddy} So... I—
LUCKY YATES: Oh, you have to— {turns girl toward Daddy} you're confronting Daddy.
STRONG SAD: Oh. Ooh, maybe— is this where we need to write something?
LUCKY YATES: I think this is perhaps where we need to pen a— a... a note to Daddy. {video cut} Perhaps a note of appreciation, would you like to, uh, would you like to dictate one to me?
STRONG SAD: Yes, uh, okay. {Lucky starts writing} Dear... Daddy. {video cut} Just... wanted to... let you know... {video cut} that we like... how not P.O.'d you are.
LUCKY YATES: Oh, excellent strategy. {video cut; rips the page from the notepad} And we'll do this... and then... {puts the note under Daddy} put it under Daddy.
STRONG SAD: Okay! {taps Daddy} Come on!
LUCKY YATES: He's not P.O.'d! He's—
STRONG SAD: When is he gonna go— I guess—
LUCKY YATES: —perhaps he's been appeased.
{Cut to two white opaque cubes and two yellow translucent cubes on the barbecue}
STRONG SAD: What are these?
LUCKY YATES: It's time to put, uh, {picks up a white cube; cut to the board game} a marshmallow in Daddy's mouth. {drops the cube and misses} Whoop, wait, hold on. {puts it in Daddy's mouth}
STRONG SAD: Maybe— maybe those will get 'im... finally riled up. {Lucky taps Daddy} I just want to see that Daddy... {video cut} go on a rampage!
LUCKY YATES: {rolling the dice} Maybe he will, maybe he will. {video cut; rolls} Ooh, doubles!
STRONG SAD: That's gotta do something!
LUCKY YATES: Doubles, doubles, doubles, I rolled double 4.
STRONG SAD: Intriguing!
{The board game commercial music plays}
LUCKY YATES: Uh, something must have to happen here. {picks up a red shape; video cut} I'm gettin' stonewalled for rollin' doubles...
{Video cut; Lucky places the wall next to Daddy, who is now near the barbecue}
STRONG SAD: Is that good or bad?
LUCKY YATES: ...From the barbecue!
{Cube wipe to the shapes}
STRONG SAD: I think it's sandwich ingredients! {video cut} Let's go tomato...
LUCKY YATES: {places a red shape on a stack of gray and orange next to the board} All right...
STRONG SAD: And lettuce...
LUCKY YATES: {stacks a green shape on top} All right...
{Video cut}
STRONG SAD: {points to the blue shape} Uh, the Hellmann's?
{Cube wipe to the game. The Sad Kids are both on the hammock. Lucky rolls the dice.}
LUCKY YATES: And roll! Four, and a five!
STRONG SAD: Five! You—
LUCKY YATES: You win!
STRONG SAD: Double bounce! So I go {picks up the girl and bounces her five times} one, two, three, four, five!
LUCKY YATES: {picks up the boy and bounces him to the start} Ohhh...
STRONG SAD: Ohhh...
LUCKY YATES: I got bounced back to the patio. {cut to the barbecue; picks up a yellow cube} Let's put a red-hot {cut to Daddy} coal in his mouth!
STRONG SAD: Oh ho!
LUCKY YATES: {drops the dice and misses} Uh oh... {picks up the dice}
STRONG SAD: That'll get him P.O.'d!
{Video cut; Strong Sad is tapping Daddy}
LUCKY YATES: Uh...
{Cut to Lucky rolling the dice}
STRONG SAD: This guy's got a high tolerance.
LUCKY YATES: He loves his children! {rolls}
{Cut to the game}
STRONG SAD: I'm afraid— I d— I don't wanna open the battery compartment!
LUCKY YATES: I dunno...
STRONG SAD: For fear of exposing us to toxins!
{Cut to Strong Sad rolling the dice}
STRONG SAD: What do you call that corrosive junk that forms on batteries from the '80s, Lucky?
{Video cut}
LUCKY YATES: Yeah, I always just called it, uh, battery tears.
{Cube wipe to later. Lucky is showing his dagger tattoo on his arm.}
LUCKY YATES: Hey, Daddy! Look, I got... a cool... skull dagger tattoo, maaaah!
STRONG SAD: Ahh! He's underage! He shouldn't be getting a tattoo!
{Cut to Lucky}
LUCKY YATES: I think it was pulled off the market because of these {cut to Daddy} gnarly chest hairs that he's got. That's just mean.
{Sliding door wipe to the game. Strong Sad has a page in front of him.}
LUCKY YATES: It's time to draw the daddy! {flips the sand timer} Go!
STRONG SAD: Okay, okay. Uh... {starts drawing; the video speeds up} See, he's got the cro-magnon forehead there, giant Muppety eyes, got that big jaw, don't forget his stubble...
{Video cut; the drawing is finished and the speed returns to normal}
LUCKY YATES: He's gonna be so P.O.'d!
{Cut to Lucky, staring, unamused. The music stops abruptly.}
STRONG SAD: ...And they're called soolnds, and really it wouldn't be any different than a regular foot rub, if you're interested. {long pause}
{Cut to the game. The music continues.}
LUCKY YATES: {replaces the red "stone wall" with a green shape} And that gives you a lawn...
STRONG SAD: Okay...
LUCKY YATES: {unintelligible} I think that goes in front... {puts it in front of the lawnmower}
STRONG SAD: Okay...
LUCKY YATES: ...of the lawn, I'm no longer stonewalled from the barbecue, so that helps me out.
STRONG SAD: So, can you go back there and get some s'mores yourself? {starts tapping Daddy}
{Cut to Daddy}
LUCKY YATES: Let's give him a s'more! {places a white cube in Daddy's mouth}
STRONG SAD: And... go!
LUCKY YATES: {taps Daddy; cut to Lucky shaking his fists and smiling} YAAHHH! {pan down to reveal Daddy is spinning on the barbecue} He's stomping on his own food! That's how angry he is! Now nobody gets dinner!
{Cut to the game}
STRONG SAD: Oh no!
LUCKY YATES: Maybe it's 'cause we put all these things in his mouth.
{Video cut; Daddy is spinning in the center of the board}
STRONG SAD: Whoaaa, Daddy tornado!
LUCKY YATES: {laughing} Oh no! {cut to Lucky} He's P.O.'d!
{Cut to the game. Strong Sad taps Daddy, knocking him over onto the girl.}
LUCKY YATES: {laughs} No!
{The music stops. Cut to Lucky.}
STRONG SAD: Well, Lucky, uh... what do you— what do you think? How close do you think we came to the real deal?
LUCKY YATES: Uh... I don't know that we came close at all, but, uh, I think we certainly improved upon the game.
STRONG SAD: Absolutely! I don't think, uh— the game could— there's no way it was even half this good!
LUCKY YATES: Yeah!
{Video cut}
STRONG SAD: We got letter-writing, we got portraiture...
LUCKY YATES: Yeah, we got windows to souls, and sandwich building...
{Video cut}
STRONG SAD: Well, hey, thanks for coming... thanks for coming to my gaming dungeon, Lucky Yates!
LUCKY YATES: Yeah, well... some people would call it a... rec room, but you're welcome.
STRONG SAD: I'll, uh... I'll see you next week? At the thrift shop?
LUCKY YATES: Yeah. Okay. Uh... {video cut} I'm gonna be late.
STRONG SAD: Oh. Okay. {cut to the game} Should I— I'll just go... go in, or wait for you outside?
{Cut to Lucky}
LUCKY YATES: You can go in.
STRONG SAD: ...Or if it's raining...?
LUCKY YATES: Uh, if it's raining, stay outside.
STRONG SAD: Okay. O— o— okay. Thank you, Mr. Yates.
LUCKY YATES: Oh d— aww, don't make it formal. Don't make me— don't make me leave feeling bad. Take it back.
STRONG SAD: It's okay...
LUCKY YATES: Take back...
STRONG SAD: No, I don't take...
LUCKY YATES: Take back your sadditude.
STRONG SAD: No, it's, uh, it's okay.
{Video cut}
LUCKY YATES: {points at the camera} This has been Six-Sadded, Die. {long pause; Strong Sad pokes his finger} Aw, I'm unpowered again!
{The Six-Sadded, Die logo fades in}
STRONG SAD: {voiceover} Six-Sadded, {sound slows down} Die.
{Fade to black}
[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Explanations
- This is the sequel to the first Six-Sadded, Die, and was created as a result of achieving the fifth stretch goal for Trogdor!! The Board Game and reaching 12,000 backers. The board game was previously seen in a Trogdor!! The Board Game promotional video.
[edit] Inside References
- Strong Sad says "greetings" in the same exaggerated manner that he did in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2 and the previous Six-Sadded, Die.
[edit] Real-World References
- "Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d" is a reference to the board game Don't Wake Daddy.
