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| The Homestar Runner Enters the Longest Page Title on the Website Contest! || [[Strongest Man in the World Contest]] || This page title is not the longest on the site; it is second only to [[Shopping For Danger]]. | | The Homestar Runner Enters the Longest Page Title on the Website Contest! || [[Strongest Man in the World Contest]] || This page title is not the longest on the site; it is second only to [[Shopping For Danger]]. | ||
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| - | | Your dreams were your ticket out... || [[Weclome Back]] || References the John E. Sebastian song "Welcome Back," which was the theme song from the sitcom [[Wikipedia:Welcome Back, Kotter|Welcome Back]]. | + | | Your dreams were your ticket out... || [[Weclome Back]] || References the John E. Sebastian song "Welcome Back," which was the theme song from the sitcom [[Wikipedia:Welcome Back, Kotter|Welcome Back, Kotter]]. |
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| Folky Tales || [[A Folky Tale]] || | | Folky Tales || [[A Folky Tale]] || | ||
Revision as of 04:44, 15 September 2007
Page titles on homestarrunner.com are often unique and interesting. This is a list of all know page titles, with the exception of Strong Bad Email, which usually just contains the name of the current computer.
Contents |
Big Toons
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| All your questions....sort of answered!! | DNA Evidence | |
| Meet me on down at the Chez Perez! | Date Nite | |
| The Homestar Runner Enters the Longest Page Title on the Website Contest! | Strongest Man in the World Contest | This page title is not the longest on the site; it is second only to Shopping For Danger. |
| Your dreams were your ticket out... | Weclome Back | References the John E. Sebastian song "Welcome Back," which was the theme song from the sitcom Welcome Back, Kotter. |
| Folky Tales | A Folky Tale | |
| Sittin’ with a kitty... | Cool Things | "Sittin' with a kitty" is a lyric from the Sonic Youth song "Kool Thing." |
| Don’t...kill...bugs. | Bug in Mouth Disease | |
| Blue Las-alert, Kids! Cheat Commandos will be right back after these messages! | Shopping For Danger | |
| The Bighouse! | Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon | |
| Presented in Glorious "SOUND-O-VISION" | Parsnips A-Plenty | |
| Where is the Cheat? | Where's The Cheat? | |
| The Luau | The Luau | |
| A Jorb Well Done | A Jorb Well Done | |
| The Reddest Radish | The Reddest Radish | |
| IN SEARCH OF THE YELLO-DELLO v2. | In Search of the Yello Dello New Version | |
| In Search of the Yello Dello | In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version |
Shorts
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| Cut her some FLAX! | Quality Time | |
| B.O.D.H. Local 1-1-Style | Ever and More! | Conforms to the practice of referring to a local union as a "local" followed by that local union's number. |
| Lookout World! | One Two, One Two | |
| Deleted Scenes have Deleted Scenes? | Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene | |
| We now return to the REAL Cheat Commandos! | An Important Rap Song | Reference to such cartoons as The Real Ghostbusters & The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. |
| Shoots up to 300 feet! | Drive-Thru | |
| For Reals This Time! | KOT'S VOQPCS! | |
| Homestar Decker-Slaney | No Hands On Deck! | Reference to U.S. middle-distance runner Mary Decker-Slaney. |
| Dare to Bare! | Summer Short Shorts | Reference to a slogan used by hair-removal product Nair, who became famous for their ad jingle where people asked "Who wears short shorts?" |
| Not Just Yet!! | Sbemail 150?!? | This toon was released before the much-anticipated 150th email. |
| A-Lotsa the Cheatsa! | 500 The Cheats | |
| Here Comes Sickness! | Sick Day | "Here Comes Sickness" is a song by Mudhoney. |
| Buy all our Teaching Aids and Filmstrips! | Commandos in the Classroom | a takeoff of the Cheat Commandos advertising jingle, "Buy All Our Playsets And Toys!!" |
| Con as in Convention! | TrogdorCon '97 | |
| Things Are Looking Up! | The Li'l Brudder Show | |
| A Lem Sportsinterviews Joint | Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer | A double-reference to Leomard Sportsinterviews, who directed the movie, and Spike Lee, who often dubs his movies "A Spike Lee Joint". |
| Coming Soon from Vitrelecix! | Peasant's Quest Preview | Videlectrix is spelled incorrectly. |
| So a guy walks up to an ATM... | Experimental Film | |
| Need A Loan??!! | Senor Mortgage | |
| Breakfast is Fundamental | Cheat Commandos...O's | |
| Witness the Cheatar! | The Cheatar | |
| Compy 386!! | Cheat Commandos | The page title is "Compy 386!!", yet this is not an email. This is probably because The Brothers Chaps used the source HTML code from an email and forgot to change the title. |
| Mr. Shmallow makes good! | Mr. Shmallow | Reference to the email 2 emails, in which Old-Timey Strong Bad says "Uncle Strong Bad makes good!" |
| The Ballad of The Sneak | Ballad of The Sneak | |
| T-TV, TV Show! | Lookin at a Thing in a Bag | |
| Quite Exciting This Computer Magic! | Arcade Game | A quote from the movie This is Spinal Tap. |
| CHALLENGE AND FIGHTING!! | 20X6 vs. 1936 | |
| 404 Doodoo Error | The System is Down | Refers to the 404 error that appears when attempting to access an incorrect URL. |
| New from Galoob! | Meet Marshie | Galoob was a toy company that has since been bought by Hasbro. |
| Interview | The Interview | The page title for an unfinished version is "Metro.pop Interview". |
| Fluffy Puff Marshmallows | Fluffy Puff Commercial | |
| Listen in wonder! | Theme Song Video | |
| old | Kick the Can | |
| A Web-Only Special Offer | Strong Bad Sings |
Holiday Toons
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| The Short Shorts are BACK! And Holiday Scented! | Decemberween Short Shorts | |
| A Very Tremendous Chimendez Thanksgiving | Let us give TANKS! | Reference to A. Chimendez. |
| The Crazy Dress 'Em Ups | Fan Costumes '06 | |
| HA HA HA HA Halloween Night! | Happy Hallow-day | |
| Burninating 3 Candles! | Happy Trogday | This toon celebrates the third anniversary of Trogdor. |
| Reign On, Parade! Reign On! | Fall Float Parade | |
| The Ween Aught Five | More Fan Costumes | May be a reference to Homestar Presents: Presents, in which Bubs is selling "Aught Four Crap" and then he says, "Gotta make room for the Aught Five Crap." |
| Choose it or Lose it! | Halloween Potion-ma-jig | |
| Fuh-lamable! | Happy Fireworks | |
| Battle of the Network Stars!! | Senorial Day | "Battle of the Network Stars" was an annual TV special in the late 70s that pitted stars from various TV shows teamed up by network (ABC vs NBC vs CBS) competing in various olympic-style events. |
| Finally At Last!!! | HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! | |
| White and Drifted Snow, Yo! | Homestar Presents: Presents | |
| Have a Rather Dashing Decemberween! | Snowglobe | |
| A Boogidy, Boogidy | Halloween Fairstival | |
| Bury me deep I'm cold and clammy! | That A Ghost | Taken from an interview with Matt Chapman in which he says this line as Homsar. The interview can be seen here. |
| Coming Soon! The biggest name is Web Advertising!! | Under Construction | |
| Get Scared NOW! Ask me how! | 3 Times Halloween Funjob | |
| Halloween 2003 | Fan Costume Commentary | |
| M-A-Double L-O-W-Double E-N | Malloween Commercial | |
| Superbowl 20X6 | Superbowl Dealie | A reference to 20X6. |
| A Decemberween Pageant | A Decemberween Pageant | |
| A Pumpakin Carve-nival | Pumpkin Carve-nival | Homestar Runner says "pumpakin" in the toon. |
| Sponsored by Dolly Madison! | The Best Decemberween Ever, A Holiday Greeting | Refers to Dolly Madison Bakery, a sponsor of various cartoon specials on CBS — including Peanuts — throughout the 1960's and 1970's. |
| Strap on that feed bag!! | Some Stupid Turkey | |
| Trick, then treat, then smell feet | The House That Gave Sucky Treats | |
| Little Boy Blue | A Mother's Day Message | A double reference to Little Boy Blue, a nursery rhyme, and Strong Bad, who, in the toon, is dressed in a blue sailor's outfit. |
Puppet Stuff
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| Biz Cas Fri 3 | Biz Cas Fri 3 | |
| Biz Cas Fri 2 | Biz Cas Fri 2 | |
| Biz Cas Fri 1 | Biz Cas Fri 1 | |
| Strong Bad vs. Little Girl! | Strong Bad vs. Little Girl! | |
| Homestar vs. Little Girl 2 | Homestar vs. Little Girl 2 | |
| Labor Dabor | Labor Dabor | |
| Puppet Jam: Mission Control | Puppet Jam: Mission Control | |
| Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities | Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities | |
| Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams | Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams | |
| Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes | Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes | |
| Puppet Time | Puppet Time | |
| Everybody Knows It | Everybody Knows It | The original title was "Some Puppet Thing!". |
Powered By The Cheat
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| Powered By The Cheat!! | New Boots, Crazy Cartoon | |
| Everybody To The Limit | Everybody To The Limit | |
| The Cheat Theme Song | The Cheat Theme Song |
Features
Strong Bad Email
See Strong Bad Email Page Titles.
Teen Girl Squad
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 | Menu | The page title is "Teen Girl Squadxorx!!!!" in leetspeak. |
| TEE GEE ESS!! | Issue 1 | |
| Teen Grrrl Squad!! | Issue 2 | An appearance of "grrrl". |
| TGS Numba 3 | Issue 3 | |
| TGS Tissue 4 | Issue 4 | |
| Spring Type Break! | Issue 5 | An appearance of "type". |
| DecemberTeen Girl Squad (Decemberween In July) Secret Decemberween Gift Exchange!! (Teen Girl Squad menu) | Issue 6 | |
| Diaper School Grads! | Issue 7 | In this toon, the girls are toddlers. |
| Soopa Groop | Issue 8 | |
| Summatime Style! | Issue 9 | |
| Tenth Issue-versary! | Issue 10 | |
| Eleven Division Titles! | Issue 11 | Likely refers to the Atlanta Braves, who, at the time of the toon, had won 11 consecutive National League East division titles. |
| Vamlumtimes Day! | Issue 12 | In the toon, the girls celebrate Valentine's Day. |
| Bebe's Sitter's Kids! | Issue 13 | Reference to comedian Robin Harris's "Bébé's Kids" stand-up comedy act. After his death, his routine was adapted into a movie, also called "Bébé's Kids". |
Marzipan's Answering Machine
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 1 | Version 1.0 | |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 2 | Version 2.0 | |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 3 | Version 3.0 | |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 3 | Version 4.0, Version 6.0 | For some reason, Version 6.0 is titled "Volume 4". |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 5 | Version 5.0 | |
| Marzipan's Spooky Answering Machine | Version 7.0 | This answering machine is a Halloween special. |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine | Versions 8.0-current |
Special Cartoons
Character Videos
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| Characters | Menu | |
| Homerun Hitter! | Homestar Runner | |
| Get ready for the new! | Strong Bad | |
| Incredible Cheating Action! | The Cheat | |
| Light Fuse, Get Away!! | Strong Mad | |
| Poetry Slam!! | Strong Sad | |
| The Most Mackinest!! | Pom Pom | |
| Oh Yeah Yeah!! | Marzipan | Reference to Marzipan's song "Oh yeah yeah" from the email marzipan. |
| Drop Down and Gimme 20!! | Coach Z | |
| Bargain Basement Prices!! | Bubs | |
| Go Go Cookie Dough!! | The King of Town | |
| Crapatola!! | The Poopsmith | |
| The Hand-Me-Down Clown!! | Homsar |
Intros
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| Everybody! Everybody! | Intro, Intro 2 | |
| Everybody! Doo Hoo Doo Hoo! | King of Town Intro | The original page title was "Nobody! Nobody!" |
| That's Mike going 'Beeooo!' | Old Intro | The original page title was "Everyone Love the Homestar Runner". |
| The Original Website! | Old Intro 2 | The original page title was "Homestar Runner!" |
Other
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| Jumping Jack Contest | A Jumping Jack Contest | |
| This was gonna be glutemate great! | Eggs | Glutamate is an amino acid. It is spelled wrong in the title. |
| Field Day intro | Field Day Intro | |
| HomestarRunner.com Welcome Speech | First Time Here? | |
| Tandy 400! Slightly Not-Working - Only $900!! | King of Town Email | In gimmicks, Strong Bad asks to borrow $900 from Strong Sad to repair the Tandy 400. |
| I do my own GRFX | Lappynapped! | Refers to a business card seen in the toon. |
| 8:30! Be there! | Marshmallow's Last Stand | In the toon, the War for the Star takes place at 8:30 PM. |
| Bless This Mess! | Needlepoint | Refers to the phrase "Bless This House", which is often seen on needlepoint pictures. Additionally, "Bless This Mess!" is also a needlepoint picture seen in Ned Flanders' closet from The Simpsons. |
| Not the 100th Email!!! | Not the 100th Email!!! | |
| Super Homestario Bros. | Super NES | Reference to Super Mario Bros. |
Games
New Games
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| AWEXOME CROSS 98!! | Awexome Cross | |
| More Marshie for the Kids! | Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up | |
| Peasant's Quest | Peasant's Quest | |
| I FEEL ASLEEP! | Population: Tire | The Viidelectrix page title is "pop_tire". "I FEEL ASLEEP!" is a quote from the game Metal Gear. |
| I Rhino! I hunger! | RhinoFeeder | The page title refers to the arcade game Sinistar, in which the player battles a large spaceship shaped like a head that says, "I hunger!". |
| Secret Collect featuring a Strong Bad! | Secret Collect. | The Viidelectrix page title is "Furtive Acquire", which is synonymous with "Secret Collect". |
| Check out my new gameplay! | Stinkoman 20X6 | Reference to Stinkoman's line in 3 Times Halloween Funjob, "Check out my new cosplay!". |
| I Strong Bad! I hunger! | StrongBadZone | Another reference to the game Sinistar (see Rhinofeeder explanation above). |
| Thy Dungeonman! Thy Hunger! | Thy Dungeonman | Yet another Wikipedia:Sinistar reference (see StrongBadZone and RhinoFeeder above). |
| Behold Thy Graphics!! | Thy Dungeonman 3 | This is the first Thy Dungeonman game with graphics. |
| TROGDOR!!! | TROGDOR! | The Viidelectrix title is "And in the night, there is time for ... Trogdor!", a reference to the song Trogdor. |
Handheld Games Menu
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| litebrite | Astro-Lite 2600 | The page title for the old version is "Astro-Lite 2600". |
| Play drums for Marzipan! Do it! Now!! | Audition With Marzipan | |
| Bronco Trolleys!! | Bronco Trolleys | |
| This guy's got moves!!! | Dancin' Bubs | The original page title was "Dancin' Bubs!". |
| Homestar Runner Fortune Cookies | Fortune Cookies | |
| Hairstyle Runner! | Hairstyle Runner | |
| Smell that purple ink!! | Homestar Quiz | Refers to the use of ditto machines to make copies in school; they typically used purple ink and had a strong, distinctive smell. |
| Homestar Talker | Homestar Talker | |
| The Original Website! | She Loves Me! | The original page title was "She loves me..." |
| Strong Libs | Strong Libs | |
| Who Said What Now? | Who Said What Now? |
Videlectrix Games
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| Take some steps! | 50K Racewalker | |
| Duck Guardian One! Save a Duck, Save THE WORLD!! | Duck Guardian One | The Viidelectrix page title is "Duck is great time." |
| Over 100 Hours of Gameplay! | Hallrunner | |
| Don't Forget Your Inhaler! | Kid Speedy | The Viidelectrix page title is "Kid Weedy". |
| Pigs on Head - Handheld Gamings-on! | Pigs on Head | |
| Comes with 3 volume set of Thy Encyclopedias and Reference Guide! | Thy Dungeonman II | |
| Where's an Egg? | Where's an Egg? |
Navigation
Main Pages
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| What's not to love about Homestar Runner? | Main Page 1 | |
| Homestar Runner | Main Page 2, Main Page 3 | |
| The Comeback Kid!! Also known as Homestar Runner! | Main Page 4 | |
| Doing it right ways all the time...it's Homestar Runner! | Main Page 5 | |
| Homestar Runner must be dead! | Main Page 6 | |
| Dead as a doornail! | Main Page 7 | |
| What's so great about Homestar Runner? | Main Page 8 | |
| Trapper Keeper!! | Main Page 9 | Trapper Keeper is a seller of American binders and notebooks. |
| Old Timey Fun Timey! | Main Page 10 | |
| More news at 11! | Main Page 11 | |
| Come Forth on July!!! | Main Page 12 | |
| Homestar Runner Game Pac | Main Page 13 | |
| Nakers!!! | Main Page 14 | |
| Powered by The Cheat | Main Page 15 | |
| WE'RE SNOWED IN!! | Main Page 16 | |
| 20X6!!! | Main Page 17 | |
| Sweet Cuppin Cakes | Main Page 18 | |
| The Show!! | Main Page 19 | |
| Duckie Shirt!! | Main Page 20 | |
| Many Green Lines! | Main Page 21 | |
| Drop a train on em! | Main Page 22 | "Drop a train on 'em!" is a quote from virus. |
| Backstage Pass | Main Page 23 | |
| 20/200! | Main Page 24 | 20/200 is the visual acuity measurement used as the threshold for legal blindness. |
| Everyone loves tofu!! | Luau Main Page | |
| kingoftown.com!! | King of Town Main Page | |
| Homestar Talker | Strong Bad's Room Main Page | The main page is found after winning the Homestar Talker. |
| LEGITIMATE MENU PAGE! | Homsar Main Page |
Toons Menus
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| Fun in the Living Room! | TV Time Toons Menu | |
| Can I Take Your Order, Please? | Chinese Food Toons Menu | The original page title was "Lucky Toons Menu". |
| telebision at its best! | Telebision Toons Menu | |
| toons | Oldest Toons Menu |
Games Menus
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| Shots do NOT hurt other players... yet. | Scrolling Shooter Games Menu | |
| Viidelectrix | Viidelectrix | |
| Exciting Handheld Action! | Handheld Games Menu | |
| The Games Menu!! For the Whole Damn Family!! | Third Games Menu | This is a use of swearing. |
| The Original Website! | Second Games Menu, First Games Menu | Previous titles for the second games menu were "Games!", "The Games Menu!! For use with Joysticks or Paddles", and "The Games Menu!! For the Whole Damn Family!!" The original title for the first menu was "Games!". |
Character Pages
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| Characters | Character Videos | |
| Yearbook | Yearbook Character Page | The page title for the Autographs page is "This year was the best!" |
| The Original Website! | Old Characters Page | The original page title was "She loves me...", which was the page title for She Loves Me!. |
Other
| Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
|---|---|---|
| Oops! You bwoke it. | 404'd | |
| Email Menu - It's maybe just for email againymore! | ||
| FAQ - Ouch. What do you do? | FAQ | "Ouch. What do you do?" is a quote from the NES game The Goonies II; enemies shout this phrase when attacked. |
| Homestore Runner! | Flash Store | |
| Everybody! Everybody! | Index Page | |
| Privacy Policy and Terms of Use: BORING! | Legal | |
| Check out this old Crap! | Museum | |
| Podstar Runner Come On And Come On, Ya'll | Podstar Runner | Reference to the intro for rampage. |
| Make-a Your Own-a Pumpakin! | Punkin Stencils | Homestar says "pumpakin" in Pumpkin Carve-nival. |
| Homestar Sketchbook | Sketchbook (museum) |
