Strong Libs
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Strong Libs is a parody of the game Mad Libs featuring The Brothers Strong. They have the same basic concept as Mad Libs, where the player supplies various names and parts of speech in a prompt. The chosen words are then placed into blank spaces in a short story, the results of which can be very funny.
The Strong Bad libs generate humorous insults and put-downs, while Strong Mad's are all shouts of doom and destruction. Strong Sad's, naturally, offer depressing stories.
Date: January 24, 2001 or earlier
Page Title: Strong Libs
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[edit] The Libs
Words that are starred (*, **, ***) are entered once and reused correspondingly throughout the story.
[edit] Strong Badlibs
Prompts for Strong Badlibs are headed with "What are you waiting for? Fill it out!!"
[edit] Lib One (My Idiot Brother)
My idiot brother (guy's name)* is such a (food item)**! When I (verb) him, he (verb-ends in s)***. When he loses a (noun), he (verb-ends in s)***. And when I call him a (food item)**, he (verb-ends in s)***!! I hate my idiot brother (guy's name)*.
[edit] Lib Two (Some Guy I Laughed At)
The other day I was at (place) eating (plural noun) when out of nowhere came this (adjective) guy. I could tell he had serious (noun) problems from the get-go. His (body part) was all (adjective) and stank like (celebrity). A (noun) was hanging out of his pants. He fell down in a puddle of (liquid). I laughed my (body part) off.
[edit] Lib Three (You Stink and I Hate You)
HEY YOU!! You smell like (plural noun)! And your (body part) is (adjective). Why don't you go to (place) and quit (verb-ends in ing) up my stuff. You make me want to (verb)! You remind me of a (adjective) (animal). (Exclamation)!!! You're (adjective). Get away from me. Who invited you anyway? Homestar (verb)-er? Well, he (verb-ends in s) too. You guys probably learned to (verb) from the same (occupation). I hope you like (plural noun). Cause you (verb).
[edit] Strong Madlibs
Prompts for Strong Madlibs are headed with "FILL IN BLANK." and request "ALL CAPS PLEASE" in order to match the rest of the story.
[edit] Lib One (WHO I MUST DESTROY)
I MUST DESTROY (CELEBRITY)!
[edit] Lib Two (I AM STRONG MAD)
HARD LIKE (NOUN). I (VERB) DOWN ON THE WORLD BELOW. ALL WILL (VERB) AT MY (BODY PART). BEHOLD MY (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN). I AM STRONG MAD. I AM (ACTOR).
[edit] Lib Three (THE WAR WALRUS)
ALL HAIL (NAME)*, THE WAR WALRUS. ONCE EVERY (NUMBER) YEARS HE IS FREED FROM HIS PRISON IN THE (NEWSCASTER) ZONE. HE WILL BRING (PLURAL NOUN) AND (PLURAL NOUN) TO THE PEOPLE OF (PLACE) . WITH HIS MIGHTY (NOUN) IN HAND HE WILL (VERB) YOU ALL. IN ORDER TO BE SPARED YOU MUST LEAVE A (FRUIT) UNDER YOUR (BODY PART). ONLY THEN WILL (NAME)* (VERB) YOU.
[edit] Strong Sadlibs
Prompts for Strong Sadlibs are headed with "Would you mind Filling this stuff out?"
[edit] Lib One (Dead Flowers)
I (verb) in the dark. Where am I? Where is my (noun)? (Adjective). Phantoms make (plural noun) in the night. I am alone. I float like (comedian).
[edit] Lib Two (When I Die)
When I die I hope somebody comes to the funeral. Somebody (adjective). I hope there are big (plural noun) full of (adjective) flowers. And there'll be a (occupation) who will read passages from (magazine) in my honor. And (adjective) girls will cry out my name. And all the people who (verb-past tense) me when I was little will (verb) their eyes out. But nobody would ever come to my funeral so nevermind.
[edit] Lib Three (A Boy Named Fat Kid)
Once there was a boy named (boy's name)*. Nobody at (rock star's name) Elementary School liked him. They hated him and (verb-past tense) on him and called him (noun). Once they even put (adjective) (animal-plural) in his underpants. He told the teachers but they just made fun of his (body part). There was a girl named (another name) that thought he was cute but she (verb-past tense) (plural noun). (Boy's name)* was very (adjective) that day. Then one day he got (adjective) and everybody liked him. But then he found out they were kidding and really making a (noun) out of him. He (verb-past tense) some more. He is still a (noun) today.
[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Glitches
- In the story pages for the Strong Mad Libs and Strong Sad Lib 1, the libs' text can be edited (including copying and pasting) much like a normal word processor.
- After completing Strong Sad's third lib, pressing 'Go Back', and then returning to the lib, the second-to-last blank will still be filled in.
[edit] Fast Forward
- Strong Libs return in A Jumping Jack Contest, in which the viewer can play a Strong Lib while waiting for the toon to load.
- In homestar hair, Strong Bad suggests that his viewers send him completed Strong Libs instead of Hairstyle Runner images.
- In lackey, a Strong Lib-like activity is playable in an Easter egg.
