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Enjoying the Homestar Runner website with a viscosity since 2004. This is MHarrington. I really love Homestar Runner. I visit that website a lot. I've been a member since April 9, 2006, though I've been doing stuff anonymously earlier in November of '05.



[edit] How did I discover the site, anyway?

Well, it all started around October/November 2004 (around the time Strong Bad's Compy 386 would be going bye-bye). I was just hanging around minding my own business when I should hear my sister listening to Teen Girl Squad. I asked her what she was watching and she showed me, and I liked it. Then my sister started showing me around where she discovered this series and I've been hooked on the website ever since.

[edit] Favorite emails

[edit] Unofficial Quotes of the Week

With apologies to Venusy and DorianGray. I had this idea since October of 2008, but didn't want to put it down at first, for fear of getting in trouble for plagiarism. At first, it was one quote of the week, but I decided to increase it to two.

Quote From
Strong Bad: "Um... where's my house?" other days
Bubs: "I got a shallow gup and a crallow nup; somebody give me that Mallow Cup." The House That Gave Sucky Treats
Homsar: "These Easter pants are getting way too tight!" DNA Evidence
Strong Bad: "We had that lightswitch installed so you could the lights on and off, NOT so you could throw lightswitch raves!" techno
Homestar Runner: "Rondleman, you crack me up. Crack me UP!" Biz Cas Fri 1
Strong Mad: "E-COMMERCE! E-BUSINESS!!" the facts
Homestar Runner: "Let's get it on like Diddy Kong." monster truck outtake
So and So: "I love the mall! I wish the mall could be my ringtone." Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
Senor Cardgage: "Well, if you could just sign right here on the dotty line, the adaption will be complete." alternate universe
Bubs: "Grabbing your butt? That's not very ladylike." 1 step ahead
Strong Bad: "I am here stealing your presents. Sorry, kids, today is not your lucky day." That Time of Year
Strong Bad: "Yo, Anony! Maybe try calling the cops and giving them some valuable information to help solve a crime without revealing your own identity!" rock opera
Stinkoman: "Is this your crazy, mixed-up way of asking me for some type of BIRTHDAY CHALLENGE?!?" Happy Trogday
The Homestar Runner: "Give me the high sign." Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
Coach Z: "Have you tried these new crazy curly fries? I mean, they're crazy! It's like a French fry, but it's all curled up into a curlied Q!" Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2
Homestar Runner: "Oh, I'm Homestar, and this is the quote of the week!" Quote of the Week exclusive (based on First Time Here?)
The King of Town: "Poopsmith, pack-a my bags! And don't forget my plastic fangs!" rated Easter egg
Homsar: "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Caramel corn for president, please!" rampage
Strong Sad: "Ropes are for dopes!" A Folky Tale
Marzipan: "Hey, guys, Homestar Junior's talking now!" Where's The Cheat?
Homestar Runner: "Butt dance again! Like the rhythm's down your pants now!" bottom 10
Strong Bad: "Creeping rusty meat. Truly the heart and soul of all death metal." death metal
Coach Z: "Hey, look! That king's gone mad with power! He's gonna eat The Chort!!" Where's The Cheat?
The Ugly One: "I got jimmies." Teen Girl Squad Issue 2
Bubs: "Your total comes out to fifteen tooty-two!" lackey
Blue Laser Commander: "I just HATE your face so much! And that sweater makes me retch!" Quote of the Week exclusive (based on Fan Costumes '08)
Marshie: "Stack 'em to the heavens. Stack 'em to the heavens! I could write a song called 'Stack 'em To The Heavens'!" Malloween Commercial
Strong Mad: "OOH AHH! OOH AHH!" Happy Fireworks
The King of Town: "I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!" virus
Old-Timey Strong Bad: "Parsnip soup, eh? We'll make parsnip pie!" Parsnips A-Plenty
Strong Bad: "Once again, your visual style just looks thrown together. It looks like you don't care." Main Page 15
1-Up: "Now I'm on the moooooon!" Quote of the Week exclusive (based on Stinkoman 20X6)
Homestar Runner: "I hate that freakin' marshmallow." Meet Marshie
Marzipan: "I wonder if he likes me. Will I make the team? I wish my parents would stop fighting." being mean
Homsar: "AaAaAaAa, I'm cryin' on the inside..." impression
Strong Sad: "Oh, I don't know, Homestar, that looks really dangerous." In Search of the Yello Dello
Cheerleader: "I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 5
Gunhaver: "Uh, sorry, Reynold, I'm afraid lights-out for you is at oh-now hundred hours!" Commandos in the Classroom
Bubs: "Get back here and let me confiscate yo' film!" part-time job
Senor Cardgage: "Hey, Brethany. Are you came to fetch the dodgers?" Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective
Stinkoman: "Dot dot dot." Under Construction
Coach Z: "Crackity towel! Tommy John surgery!" Halloween Fairstival
Strong Mad: "I LOVE YOU, TONY STONY! NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!" Homestar Presents: Presents
Homestar Runner: "This yard work is hard work!" {Strong Bad:} ("quipped The Homestar Runner.") The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
The King of Town: "I told you you'd never amount to anything! I'm not even your real father!" pet show
Strong Bad: "What?! Do the Right Thing?? You got me this for like the last three years, man!" The Best Decemberween Ever outtake
The Homestar Runner: "Were you trying to sneak a nip o' hooch?" That a Ghost
Marzipan: "Come on, Carol, let's rock." marzipan
Homsar: "AAAaaaAAAaaa, I'm just in time for the murder mystery!!!" suntan
Homestar Runner: "Oh, you granola bars are all the same! Except for the ones with chocolate chips!" Strong Badia the Free
Bubs: "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth at least a Reservoir Dogs collector's spoon." Halloween Potion-ma-jig outtake
What's Her Face: "Pizza belongs in a triangle!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
Strong Bad: "Some people are octopus-handed. Gregor is going to throw it at the principal." kids' book alternate take (based on the Sketchbook)
Crackotage: "Blue Laser in jail? I can't believe what I'm seein'! It's almost got my pants a-peein'!" 2 Part Episode: Part 1
Coach Z: "Hey, watch where you're pointin' that 3D!" SBCG4AP Advertisement
Strong Bad: "Some people run over others. Frankie ran over a lawyer." kids' book alternate take (based on the Sketchbook)
Strong Sad: "I'm not a crybaby, I'm tormented!" Homestar Ruiner
Old-Timey Strong Bad: "Curses! All they got in here is Parcheesi! Can't a gentle-man at least get a game of, say, pole-dagger? Or Polynesian roulette?" Sickly Sam's Big Outing
Strong Bad: "Some people puke all over themselves. Albert has red hair." kids' book alternate take (based on the Sketchbook)
Marshie: "Yowza! Guess who birthday it is! MINE!" bottom 10
The King of Town: "I'm in my 60s!" space program
Strong Mad: "I CAN'T SPELL YOU!" virus
Homestar Runner: "Now how 'bout my star back, Strong Bad?" Marshmallow's Last Stand
The Ugly One: "I'm in love with liquid paper." Quote of the Week exclusive (based on the Teen Girl Squad main menu)
Marzipan: "It's really not about man's struggle with double-sided tape." Quality Time
Stinkoman: "One day you'll get your baby turn. For babies! Who have a turn!" 8-Bit is Enough
Homsar: "AaAaAaA, don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!" interview outtake
Bubs: "I'm not running a country club, you know!" part-time job
Fightgar: "You're deep dish! And you've got extra cheese! Oh, pepperoni!" Commandos In the Classroom
Coach Z: "That's a nice wig ya got on your craw growth job there Homestar Runguy!" {Strong Bad:} (pronounced Coach Zee.) The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
Strong Sad: "Uh, I think I'd like my money back now." cliffhangers
The Homestar Runner: "Don't get me goin'! I'll rattle you down!" Kick the Can DVD commentary
Strong Bad: {drum and feedback noises} "Don't you know I have a BIG OL' RED HEAD, and a fat little body, and I never change my clothes! No, I never change my clothes!" do over
Drive-Thru Whale: "Relinquish your pipes, please, fellas." Blubb-O's Commercial
The King of Town: "I'm on a diet! It's strictly Arbor Day and Earth Day for me this year!" Happy Hallow-day
Strong Mad: "Did you just say, 'Polymascotfoamalate'?" caffeine outtake
Senor Cardgage: "Grape soda banked?" Non-Sequitur Champion
Cheerleader: "Any o' you boys wanna ditch this preschool party? I know of a couple HAWT junior college jams we could hit." Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
Homestar Runner: ("Okay, here goes. Two and three and four...") {singing poorly to off-key music} "Backyard peaches! Treats come true! Karate summer! What would ya do? The world is the egg, and diapers come true!" Halloween Potion-ma-jig
Marzipan: {Male announcer:} (The Marzipan says...) "I'm the only girl!" Who Said What Now?
Homsar: "Think I won the powerball." Homsar Character Video
Blue Laser Commander: "Which one of you ate the last bratwurst?" Cheat Commandos...O's
Bubs: "I am NOT related to Bosco!" Quote of the Week exclusive
1-Up: "Everybody says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy, too!" japanese cartoon
Old-Timey Strong Bad: "Rrrah! I can't believe I'm being eaten! What a tragedy! I was supposed to sell you to the glue factory and whatnot!" Sickly Sam's Big Outing
Coach Z: "I once shoved an M-80 up my nose just to impress the lady-types." Happy Fireworks
Strong Sad: "My paunch does NOT smell!" dictionary
Strong Bad: "Another victim claimed by Strong Bad's Powers of Persuasion. No living The Cheat can resist the P.O.P." Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon
Crack Stuntman: "Please take me back!" Pistols For Pandas
The King of Town: "I'm dressed to Hamburgle! Robble! Robble!" 3 Times Halloween Funjob
What's Her Face: "I can count to G!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 7
Strong Mad: "THIS ONE'S NOT MY FAULT!" Play Date
Drive-Thru Whale: "If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me." Homestar Ruiner
Homestar Runner: "My friends call me Scruffle's." pet show
Gunhaver: "Hey! Where the cold cuts at?!" The Next Epi-Snowed
Marshie: "I'm going THIS way!" Meet Marshie
Marzipan: "I once accidentally wore a fur coat for an entire date before I realized it wasn't a faux-fur, but faux-faux fur, made from real faux-fauxs." Baddest of the Bands
Stinkoman: "Man-o, man-o! Who would've thought that giving thanks was such a formidable challenge?" Twenty THANXty Six
Homsar: "You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine." army
Senor Cardgage: "Good efening, Bontilda. Forty-twone will be on your lest." the movies
Bubs: "This is just fine." Bug In Mouth Disease
Coach Z: "Aw, crackles! I forgot to pay my bills again this year..." Homestar Presents: Presents
The Homestar Runner: "Aw, phooey! And after that, pooey! Not you again!" Decemberween Short Shorts
Strong Sad: "Strong Bad, did you put wildebeest pheromones in my laundry again?" what I want
So and So: "Let's see... Lion's mouth plus Decemberween present divided by peer pressure times height equals... TRIPLE SALCHOW!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 6
Strong Bad: "Using ridiculously elaborate schemes involving bone-curdling injuries to avoid spending time with family is the kind of Decemberween tradition I can get behind." A Death-Defying Decemberween
The King of Town: "Well, you know what I always say, 'If you can't beat make The Poopsmith smell good, join... beat make The Poopsmith smell good!'" KOT's VOQPCS!
Strong Mad: "I SHOULD WIN! I SHOULD WIN IT!" local news
Blue Laser Commander: "What kind of power-up is 'moist beam'?" 2 Part Episode: Part 1
Homestar Runner: "Whew! It's not in the pool, but I did find this Strong Sad-brand concrete block." Where My Hat Is At?
Marzipan: "I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you." Donut Unto Others
Homsar: "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate." for kids
Marshie: {distorted voice} "You can't destroy me!" candy product Easter egg
Bubs: "Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPEG. I had no choice." virus
Old-Timey Marzipan: "This must be Skid Row." Sickly Sam's Big Outing
Coach Z: "Hey, Pop, can I borrow the Vorlvo?" rated
Strong Sad: "Each day, we die a little more, yo! Betta ax somebo-day!" Halloween Potion-ma-jig
Trogdor: "No! Your style! I couldn't handle it!" 8-Bit is Enough
Strong Bad: "Can't you see Grandma is watching her stories?" Bug In Mouth Disease
The King of Town: "Puts on a Burger King crown and thinks he's cock of the block?" A Decemberween Pageant
Stinkoman: "You don't know what a robot is? Hahahaha! You're so dumb! Ahahahaha! Dumb!" 20X6 vs. 1936
Strong Mad: "BLUE SOCK! BLUE SOCK!" geddup noise
1-Up: "Did we miss a challenge?" Under Construction
The Ugly One: "I can't believe I was voted most prettiest." Teen Girl Squad Issue 14
Homestar Runner: "Moving into this mascot costume was probably the coolest and least locking-myself-out-of-my-house-enest decision I ever made." 4 branches
Crackotage: "I'm thankful for the gift of rhyme. I'm also thankful for this lime! Hibbity-jeebity!" Let Us Give TANKS!
Marzipan: "This place is perfect for my Intro to Photography class. I've already hit the railroad tracks and an abandoned factory. This will complete the amateur trifecta." Most In the Graveyard
Old-Timey Strong Bad: "I'll go by you with a spine-toothed comb!" alternate universe DVD commentary
Homsar: "AaAaAaA, I taped his mouth to my torso!" Quote of the Week exclusive
Sci-Fi Greg: "Ever since my experience points went into triple digits, I've had to keep the ladies and Valkyries off with a two handed plus three broad sword." Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 Easter egg
Bubs: "What's wrong with your voice? You sound all fat, depressing, and Allan Poe. And you're gonna be real po' if you don't pay that late fee!" Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2 Easter egg
Senor Cardgage: "Look at this can of peas, Helvetica. Won't you help me buy it for you?" garage sale
Coach Z: "Oof! I think I'm going to puke my pants!" secret recipes
Strong Sad: "Oh, yellow crayon, only you know what really happened!" Hremail 62
Strong Bad: "You can keep talkin', or you can start runnin'!" Rotten Eggs
The King of Town: "Have you tried showering? Bathing? Wearing a baseball cap and putting deodorant on outside your shirt?" KOT's VOQPCS!
The Homestar Runner: "Aw, there's no ghosts here, just a bunch of gross am-in-als." That a Ghost
Gunhaver: "The express lane is reserved for ten items or less. You got two too many!" Shopping For Danger
Strong Mad: "I HAVE A POSSE!" Quote of the Week exclusive
Homestar Runner: "Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants! Long, my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants!" long pants
What's Her Face: "Um, what is this... 'dress' you speak of? Is a... food?" Teen Girl Squad Issue 15
Rather Dashing: "Where's my cottage...?" Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer
Marzipan: {singing} "Sweet, sweet The Cheat..." {no longer singing} ("I wrote that song.") cheatday DVD commentary
Drive-Thru Whale: "Steve, drive around the seventh window." Drive-Thru
Homsar: "I'm a touchy-feely-holic!" Jibblies 2
Stinkoman: "Oh, man, those first 400 bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." time capsule
Bubs: "BAH-lo-NEH!! Come on, people! Come on, palm tree! I'm trying to sell a baloney sammich!" Weclome Back
The Blue Knight: "Access to Trogdor is strictly for peasants. You don't smell like a peasant, you don't dress like a peasant, and you certainly aren't on fire like a peasant!" Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer
Coach Z: "Get yer head in the game, The Chort! The Cheat is wide open!" mascot
Strong Sad: "Do we have an emergency eyewash station?" garage sale
Blue Laser Commander: "Hey, kid! Wanna smoke some candy with me?" Commandos in the Classroom
Strong Bad: "Oh, it's-a me, the chef-a! A-which a-one o' you guys ordered the smack in the face-a?" Date Nite
Senor Cardgage: "My coma's toast..." A Decemberween Mackerel
The King of Town: (Hiccup) "More gravy, please..." Some Stupid Turkey

[edit] My original combolations

I also created some of the articles listed, including ones with some of The Brothers Strong actually smiling. That is quite a bunch there, isn't it?

[edit] Combolations Gallery

[edit] Favorite Toon Series

My favorite parts of the website have to be the Big Toons, the Holiday Toons (especially the Halloween ones) and of course the Strong Bad Emails. In fact, I love the Halloween toons so much that I've also spent time trying to figure out what kinds of costumes the characters would go good with. And of course, I'm always contemplating for next year's Halloween toon. My ideas for them are presented below.

[edit] Favorite Big Toons

[edit] Favorite Holiday Toons

[edit] My Ideas for Halloween Costumes

As I said before, one of my favorite sections of the website that is not SBEmail-related is the Halloween sections, where the characters dress in different costumes. In fact, I've been trying to figure out some of the ideas for costumes, the lists for which are presented below. I also have two more batches, one almost entirely my own, the other based on different pictures from this website (the pictures and concepts on this website are not mine, but I like the concepts too much to ignore).

[edit] First Batch

Some of my ideas for Halloween costumes

There are also pictures for my ideas as well for your convenience to give you an idea of what they would look like in the costumes (courtesy of Adobe PhotoDeluxe). I have recently merged both of the pictures' content for one big concept. With the exception of Bubs, all of the characters' costumes appear in either of the pictures to the side.

More of my ideas for Halloween costumes

[edit] Second Batch

[edit] Third Batch

This batch, as I said, is based on different concepts as seen in this blog here (save for Marzipan, whose costume is not in any of the concepts). As I said before, also, these concepts are not my ideas, but I love these ideas too much to resist. The only costume in the list that was entirely my own idea (actually, my sister's idea) was Marzipan as Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top. You can view the website to see exactly what the characters would look like in these costumes below.

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