User:MHarrington
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Enjoying the Homestar Runner website with a viscosity since 2004. This is MHarrington. I really love Homestar Runner. I visit that website a lot. I've been a member since April 9, 2006, though I've been doing stuff anonymously earlier in November of '05.
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[edit] How did I discover the site, anyway?
Well, it all started around October/November 2004 (around the time Strong Bad's Compy 386 would be going bye-bye). I was just hanging around minding my own business when I should hear my sister listening to Teen Girl Squad. I asked her what she was watching and she showed me, and I liked it. Then my sister started showing me around where she discovered this series and I've been hooked on the website ever since.
[edit] Favorite emails
- guitar
- dragon
- flashback
- theme park
- origins
- alternate universe
- radio
- bottom 10
- sisters (I never get tired of looking at those pictures of the two girls or Strong Bad going "Ali... Ali's sister...")
- virus
- rock opera
- garage sale
- kids' book
- techno
[edit] Unofficial Quotes of the Week
With apologies to Venusy and DorianGray. I had this idea since October of 2008, but didn't want to put it down at first, for fear of getting in trouble for plagiarism. At first, it was one quote of the week, but I decided to increase it to two.
Quote | From |
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Strong Bad: "Um... where's my house?" | other days |
Bubs: "I got a shallow gup and a crallow nup; somebody give me that Mallow Cup." | The House That Gave Sucky Treats |
Homsar: "These Easter pants are getting way too tight!" | DNA Evidence |
Strong Bad: "We had that lightswitch installed so you could the lights on and off, NOT so you could throw lightswitch raves!" | techno |
Homestar Runner: "Rondleman, you crack me up. Crack me UP!" | Biz Cas Fri 1 |
Strong Mad: "E-COMMERCE! E-BUSINESS!!" | the facts |
Homestar Runner: "Let's get it on like Diddy Kong." | monster truck outtake |
So and So: "I love the mall! I wish the mall could be my ringtone." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 |
Senor Cardgage: "Well, if you could just sign right here on the dotty line, the adaption will be complete." | alternate universe |
Bubs: "Grabbing your butt? That's not very ladylike." | 1 step ahead |
Strong Bad: "I am here stealing your presents. Sorry, kids, today is not your lucky day." | That Time of Year |
Strong Bad: "Yo, Anony! Maybe try calling the cops and giving them some valuable information to help solve a crime without revealing your own identity!" | rock opera |
Stinkoman: "Is this your crazy, mixed-up way of asking me for some type of BIRTHDAY CHALLENGE?!?" | Happy Trogday |
The Homestar Runner: "Give me the high sign." | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 |
Coach Z: "Have you tried these new crazy curly fries? I mean, they're crazy! It's like a French fry, but it's all curled up into a curlied Q!" | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 |
Homestar Runner: "Oh, I'm Homestar, and this is the quote of the week!" | Quote of the Week exclusive (based on First Time Here?) |
The King of Town: "Poopsmith, pack-a my bags! And don't forget my plastic fangs!" | rated Easter egg |
Homsar: "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Caramel corn for president, please!" | rampage |
Strong Sad: "Ropes are for dopes!" | A Folky Tale |
Marzipan: "Hey, guys, Homestar Junior's talking now!" | Where's The Cheat? |
Homestar Runner: "Butt dance again! Like the rhythm's down your pants now!" | bottom 10 |
Strong Bad: "Creeping rusty meat. Truly the heart and soul of all death metal." | death metal |
Coach Z: "Hey, look! That king's gone mad with power! He's gonna eat The Chort!!" | Where's The Cheat? |
The Ugly One: "I got jimmies." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 2 |
Bubs: "Your total comes out to fifteen tooty-two!" | lackey |
Blue Laser Commander: "I just HATE your face so much! And that sweater makes me retch!" | Quote of the Week exclusive (based on Fan Costumes '08) |
Marshie: "Stack 'em to the heavens. Stack 'em to the heavens! I could write a song called 'Stack 'em To The Heavens'!" | Malloween Commercial |
Strong Mad: "OOH AHH! OOH AHH!" | Happy Fireworks |
The King of Town: "I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!" | virus |
Old-Timey Strong Bad: "Parsnip soup, eh? We'll make parsnip pie!" | Parsnips A-Plenty |
Strong Bad: "Once again, your visual style just looks thrown together. It looks like you don't care." | Main Page 15 |
1-Up: "Now I'm on the moooooon!" | Quote of the Week exclusive (based on Stinkoman 20X6) |
Homestar Runner: "I hate that freakin' marshmallow." | Meet Marshie |
Marzipan: "I wonder if he likes me. Will I make the team? I wish my parents would stop fighting." | being mean |
Homsar: "AaAaAaAa, I'm cryin' on the inside..." | impression |
Strong Sad: "Oh, I don't know, Homestar, that looks really dangerous." | In Search of the Yello Dello |
Cheerleader: "I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 |
Gunhaver: "Uh, sorry, Reynold, I'm afraid lights-out for you is at oh-now hundred hours!" | Commandos in the Classroom |
Bubs: "Get back here and let me confiscate yo' film!" | part-time job |
Senor Cardgage: "Hey, Brethany. Are you came to fetch the dodgers?" | Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective |
Stinkoman: "Dot dot dot." | Under Construction |
Coach Z: "Crackity towel! Tommy John surgery!" | Halloween Fairstival |
Strong Mad: "I LOVE YOU, TONY STONY! NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!" | Homestar Presents: Presents |
Homestar Runner: "This yard work is hard work!" {Strong Bad:} ("quipped The Homestar Runner.") | The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw |
The King of Town: "I told you you'd never amount to anything! I'm not even your real father!" | pet show |
Strong Bad: "What?! Do the Right Thing?? You got me this for like the last three years, man!" | The Best Decemberween Ever outtake |
The Homestar Runner: "Were you trying to sneak a nip o' hooch?" | That a Ghost |
Marzipan: "Come on, Carol, let's rock." | marzipan |
Homsar: "AAAaaaAAAaaa, I'm just in time for the murder mystery!!!" | suntan |
Homestar Runner: "Oh, you granola bars are all the same! Except for the ones with chocolate chips!" | Strong Badia the Free |
Bubs: "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth at least a Reservoir Dogs collector's spoon." | Halloween Potion-ma-jig outtake |
What's Her Face: "Pizza belongs in a triangle!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 |
Strong Bad: "Some people are octopus-handed. Gregor is going to throw it at the principal." | kids' book alternate take (based on the Sketchbook) |
Crackotage: "Blue Laser in jail? I can't believe what I'm seein'! It's almost got my pants a-peein'!" | 2 Part Episode: Part 1 |
Coach Z: "Hey, watch where you're pointin' that 3D!" | SBCG4AP Advertisement |
Strong Bad: "Some people run over others. Frankie ran over a lawyer." | kids' book alternate take (based on the Sketchbook) |
Strong Sad: "I'm not a crybaby, I'm tormented!" | Homestar Ruiner |
Old-Timey Strong Bad: "Curses! All they got in here is Parcheesi! Can't a gentle-man at least get a game of, say, pole-dagger? Or Polynesian roulette?" | Sickly Sam's Big Outing |
Strong Bad: "Some people puke all over themselves. Albert has red hair." | kids' book alternate take (based on the Sketchbook) |
Marshie: "Yowza! Guess who birthday it is! MINE!" | bottom 10 |
The King of Town: "I'm in my 60s!" | space program |
Strong Mad: "I CAN'T SPELL YOU!" | virus |
Homestar Runner: "Now how 'bout my star back, Strong Bad?" | Marshmallow's Last Stand |
The Ugly One: "I'm in love with liquid paper." | Quote of the Week exclusive (based on the Teen Girl Squad main menu) |
Marzipan: "It's really not about man's struggle with double-sided tape." | Quality Time |
Stinkoman: "One day you'll get your baby turn. For babies! Who have a turn!" | 8-Bit is Enough |
Homsar: "AaAaAaA, don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!" | interview outtake |
Bubs: "I'm not running a country club, you know!" | part-time job |
Fightgar: "You're deep dish! And you've got extra cheese! Oh, pepperoni!" | Commandos In the Classroom |
Coach Z: "That's a nice wig ya got on your craw growth job there Homestar Runguy!" {Strong Bad:} (pronounced Coach Zee.) | The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw |
Strong Sad: "Uh, I think I'd like my money back now." | cliffhangers |
The Homestar Runner: "Don't get me goin'! I'll rattle you down!" | Kick the Can DVD commentary |
Strong Bad: {drum and feedback noises} "Don't you know I have a BIG OL' RED HEAD, and a fat little body, and I never change my clothes! No, I never change my clothes!" | do over |
Drive-Thru Whale: "Relinquish your pipes, please, fellas." | Blubb-O's Commercial |
The King of Town: "I'm on a diet! It's strictly Arbor Day and Earth Day for me this year!" | Happy Hallow-day |
Strong Mad: "Did you just say, 'Polymascotfoamalate'?" | caffeine outtake |
Senor Cardgage: "Grape soda banked?" | Non-Sequitur Champion |
Cheerleader: "Any o' you boys wanna ditch this preschool party? I know of a couple HAWT junior college jams we could hit." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 |
Homestar Runner: ("Okay, here goes. Two and three and four...") {singing poorly to off-key music} "Backyard peaches! Treats come true! Karate summer! What would ya do? The world is the egg, and diapers come true!" | Halloween Potion-ma-jig |
Marzipan: {Male announcer:} (The Marzipan says...) "I'm the only girl!" | Who Said What Now? |
Homsar: "Think I won the powerball." | Homsar Character Video |
Blue Laser Commander: "Which one of you ate the last bratwurst?" | Cheat Commandos...O's |
Bubs: "I am NOT related to Bosco!" | Quote of the Week exclusive |
1-Up: "Everybody says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy, too!" | japanese cartoon |
Old-Timey Strong Bad: "Rrrah! I can't believe I'm being eaten! What a tragedy! I was supposed to sell you to the glue factory and whatnot!" | Sickly Sam's Big Outing |
Coach Z: "I once shoved an M-80 up my nose just to impress the lady-types." | Happy Fireworks |
Strong Sad: "My paunch does NOT smell!" | dictionary |
Strong Bad: "Another victim claimed by Strong Bad's Powers of Persuasion. No living The Cheat can resist the P.O.P." | Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon |
Crack Stuntman: "Please take me back!" | Pistols For Pandas |
The King of Town: "I'm dressed to Hamburgle! Robble! Robble!" | 3 Times Halloween Funjob |
What's Her Face: "I can count to G!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 7 |
Strong Mad: "THIS ONE'S NOT MY FAULT!" | Play Date |
Drive-Thru Whale: "If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me." | Homestar Ruiner |
Homestar Runner: "My friends call me Scruffle's." | pet show |
Gunhaver: "Hey! Where the cold cuts at?!" | The Next Epi-Snowed |
Marshie: "I'm going THIS way!" | Meet Marshie |
Marzipan: "I once accidentally wore a fur coat for an entire date before I realized it wasn't a faux-fur, but faux-faux fur, made from real faux-fauxs." | Baddest of the Bands |
Stinkoman: "Man-o, man-o! Who would've thought that giving thanks was such a formidable challenge?" | Twenty THANXty Six |
Homsar: "You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine." | army |
Senor Cardgage: "Good efening, Bontilda. Forty-twone will be on your lest." | the movies |
Bubs: "This is just fine." | Bug In Mouth Disease |
Coach Z: "Aw, crackles! I forgot to pay my bills again this year..." | Homestar Presents: Presents |
The Homestar Runner: "Aw, phooey! And after that, pooey! Not you again!" | Decemberween Short Shorts |
Strong Sad: "Strong Bad, did you put wildebeest pheromones in my laundry again?" | what I want |
So and So: "Let's see... Lion's mouth plus Decemberween present divided by peer pressure times height equals... TRIPLE SALCHOW!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 6 |
Strong Bad: "Using ridiculously elaborate schemes involving bone-curdling injuries to avoid spending time with family is the kind of Decemberween tradition I can get behind." | A Death-Defying Decemberween |
The King of Town: "Well, you know what I always say, 'If you can't beat make The Poopsmith smell good, join... beat make The Poopsmith smell good!'" | KOT's VOQPCS! |
Strong Mad: "I SHOULD WIN! I SHOULD WIN IT!" | local news |
Blue Laser Commander: "What kind of power-up is 'moist beam'?" | 2 Part Episode: Part 1 |
Homestar Runner: "Whew! It's not in the pool, but I did find this Strong Sad-brand concrete block." | Where My Hat Is At? |
Marzipan: "I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you." | Donut Unto Others |
Homsar: "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate." | for kids |
Marshie: {distorted voice} "You can't destroy me!" | candy product Easter egg |
Bubs: "Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPEG. I had no choice." | virus |
Old-Timey Marzipan: "This must be Skid Row." | Sickly Sam's Big Outing |
Coach Z: "Hey, Pop, can I borrow the Vorlvo?" | rated |
Strong Sad: "Each day, we die a little more, yo! Betta ax somebo-day!" | Halloween Potion-ma-jig |
Trogdor: "No! Your style! I couldn't handle it!" | 8-Bit is Enough |
Strong Bad: "Can't you see Grandma is watching her stories?" | Bug In Mouth Disease |
The King of Town: "Puts on a Burger King crown and thinks he's cock of the block?" | A Decemberween Pageant |
Stinkoman: "You don't know what a robot is? Hahahaha! You're so dumb! Ahahahaha! Dumb!" | 20X6 vs. 1936 |
Strong Mad: "BLUE SOCK! BLUE SOCK!" | geddup noise |
1-Up: "Did we miss a challenge?" | Under Construction |
The Ugly One: "I can't believe I was voted most prettiest." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 |
Homestar Runner: "Moving into this mascot costume was probably the coolest and least locking-myself-out-of-my-house-enest decision I ever made." | 4 branches |
Crackotage: "I'm thankful for the gift of rhyme. I'm also thankful for this lime! Hibbity-jeebity!" | Let Us Give TANKS! |
Marzipan: "This place is perfect for my Intro to Photography class. I've already hit the railroad tracks and an abandoned factory. This will complete the amateur trifecta." | Most In the Graveyard |
Old-Timey Strong Bad: "I'll go by you with a spine-toothed comb!" | alternate universe DVD commentary |
Homsar: "AaAaAaA, I taped his mouth to my torso!" | Quote of the Week exclusive |
Sci-Fi Greg: "Ever since my experience points went into triple digits, I've had to keep the ladies and Valkyries off with a two handed plus three broad sword." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 Easter egg |
Bubs: "What's wrong with your voice? You sound all fat, depressing, and Allan Poe. And you're gonna be real po' if you don't pay that late fee!" | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2 Easter egg |
Senor Cardgage: "Look at this can of peas, Helvetica. Won't you help me buy it for you?" | garage sale |
Coach Z: "Oof! I think I'm going to puke my pants!" | secret recipes |
Strong Sad: "Oh, yellow crayon, only you know what really happened!" | Hremail 62 |
Strong Bad: "You can keep talkin', or you can start runnin'!" | Rotten Eggs |
The King of Town: "Have you tried showering? Bathing? Wearing a baseball cap and putting deodorant on outside your shirt?" | KOT's VOQPCS! |
The Homestar Runner: "Aw, there's no ghosts here, just a bunch of gross am-in-als." | That a Ghost |
Gunhaver: "The express lane is reserved for ten items or less. You got two too many!" | Shopping For Danger |
Strong Mad: "I HAVE A POSSE!" | Quote of the Week exclusive |
Homestar Runner: "Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants! Long, my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants!" | long pants |
What's Her Face: "Um, what is this... 'dress' you speak of? Is a... food?" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 15 |
Rather Dashing: "Where's my cottage...?" | Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer |
Marzipan: {singing} "Sweet, sweet The Cheat..." {no longer singing} ("I wrote that song.") | cheatday DVD commentary |
Drive-Thru Whale: "Steve, drive around the seventh window." | Drive-Thru |
Homsar: "I'm a touchy-feely-holic!" | Jibblies 2 |
Stinkoman: "Oh, man, those first 400 bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." | time capsule |
Bubs: "BAH-lo-NEH!! Come on, people! Come on, palm tree! I'm trying to sell a baloney sammich!" | Weclome Back |
The Blue Knight: "Access to Trogdor is strictly for peasants. You don't smell like a peasant, you don't dress like a peasant, and you certainly aren't on fire like a peasant!" | Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer |
Coach Z: "Get yer head in the game, The Chort! The Cheat is wide open!" | mascot |
Strong Sad: "Do we have an emergency eyewash station?" | garage sale |
Blue Laser Commander: "Hey, kid! Wanna smoke some candy with me?" | Commandos in the Classroom |
Strong Bad: "Oh, it's-a me, the chef-a! A-which a-one o' you guys ordered the smack in the face-a?" | Date Nite |
Senor Cardgage: "My coma's toast..." | A Decemberween Mackerel |
The King of Town: (Hiccup) "More gravy, please..." | Some Stupid Turkey |
[edit] My original combolations
I also created some of the articles listed, including ones with some of The Brothers Strong actually smiling. That is quite a bunch there, isn't it?
- 1974
- 1984
- 8-Bit Is Enough Responses (The Field)
- 8-Bit Is Enough Responses (Gel-Arshie's Backstage)
- Appearances By All 12 Main Characters
- Arby's
- Boats
- Burgers
- Cars
- Cheerleader's Boys
- Cop-out
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)
- Doom
- Douglas
- Email Intros, Part Two
- Fan Costumes '07
- Game Show References
- German
- HRWiki:Featured articles/Archive 5
- HRWiki:Featured articles/Archive 6
- HRWiki:Featured articles/Archive 7
- HRWiki:Featured articles/Archive 8
- Hobos
- H*R.com updates 2008
- Icon References In Halloween Costumes
- Lasers
- The Legend of Zelda
- Mario
- Mottos and Slogans
- Mustaches
- Pistols For Pandas
- Popular Music References
- Reptiles
- Sesame Street
- Sid and Marty Krofft
- Space Invaders
- Strong Bad and Bubs' Relationship
- Strong Bad and Strong Mad's Relationship
- Strong Bad Email By Closing
- Strong Bad Email Show
- Strong Bad Email Spin-offs
- Strong Bad Smiling
- Strong Mad Smiling
- strongbad_email.exe Disc Five
- The Poopsmith's Signs
- The Three Stooges
- Until Next Time...
- Words with Omitted Syllables
[edit] Combolations Gallery
"The '74s was the prime of my dating year!" |
Mindy: Chief cheerleader from 1984 to 1987 |
Looks like Strong Bad ended up playing Punch-Out!! instead of TROGDOR!. |
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"Come on and get in the boat, fish fish!" |
Two Cars, TN |
"Oh boy, girls! Boys!" |
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"Pfff. What a cop-out." |
"Good thing there are always two sides to every gun!" |
Pom Pom is a Cacodemon |
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"Douglas! Douglas!" |
"It's the little things that make these costumes so terrible." |
"The Poopsmith, for 500 points..." |
Sufferin' Schnitzels! |
No hobos!!! |
"Oh, no, the evil moon is crashing into the earth again!" |
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"I'm a video game!" |
"I've enclosed half of my mustache therein!" |
Totally legal. Totally. |
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Corporate Rock Still Sucks |
This turtle was found inside a boy's shoe! |
Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter G... |
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"There's nobody dumber than Homestar Runner on The Strong Bad Email Show!" |
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Nice work, The Strap. Another successful DVD for... Space Captainface! |
The Poopsmith is not amused. |
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"Scar, Let Moe!" |
"Okay, so until next time, on a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great." |
"...with some t-sauce, and m-rooms?" |
[edit] Favorite Toon Series
My favorite parts of the website have to be the Big Toons, the Holiday Toons (especially the Halloween ones) and of course the Strong Bad Emails. In fact, I love the Halloween toons so much that I've also spent time trying to figure out what kinds of costumes the characters would go good with. And of course, I'm always contemplating for next year's Halloween toon. My ideas for them are presented below.
[edit] Favorite Big Toons
- The Reddest Radish
- A Jorb Well Done
- Where's The Cheat?
- Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon
- Bug In Mouth Disease
- A Folky Tale
- Strongest Man In the World
- Date Nite
- DNA Evidence
[edit] Favorite Holiday Toons
- All major Halloween toons
- Decemberween Short Shorts
[edit] My Ideas for Halloween Costumes
As I said before, one of my favorite sections of the website that is not SBEmail-related is the Halloween sections, where the characters dress in different costumes. In fact, I've been trying to figure out some of the ideas for costumes, the lists for which are presented below. I also have two more batches, one almost entirely my own, the other based on different pictures from this website (the pictures and concepts on this website are not mine, but I like the concepts too much to ignore).
[edit] First Batch
There are also pictures for my ideas as well for your convenience to give you an idea of what they would look like in the costumes (courtesy of Adobe PhotoDeluxe). I have recently merged both of the pictures' content for one big concept. With the exception of Bubs, all of the characters' costumes appear in either of the pictures to the side.
- Homestar Runner as Ferris Bueller
- Strong Bad as Gene Simmons
- The Cheat as Potato Chip Popple
- Strong Mad as E. Honda (of Street Fighter fame)
- Strong Sad as Sean Nelson (of the band Harvey Danger)
- Pom Pom as Norm Peterson (from Cheers)
- Marzipan as Judy Jetson
- Coach Z as D.M.C.
- Bubs as Det. Rico Tubbs (from Miami Vice)
- The King of Town as Franken Berry
- The Poopsmith as Dr. Hans Reinhardt (from The Black Hole)
- Homsar as Waldo
[edit] Second Batch
- Homestar Runner as Doogie Howser, M.D.
- Strong Bad as J. R. Ewing (from Dallas)
- The Cheat as Moosel (from The Wuzzles)
- Strong Mad as Babs Johnson (from Pink Flamingos)
- Strong Sad as Derek Smalls
- Pom Pom as Herbie Hancock
- Marzipan as Beatrix Kiddo
- Coach Z as Ali G
- Bubs as Eddie (from The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
- The King of Town as Mayor McCheese
- The Poopsmith as Arsène Lupin III
- Homsar as Gomer Pyle
[edit] Third Batch
This batch, as I said, is based on different concepts as seen in this blog here (save for Marzipan, whose costume is not in any of the concepts). As I said before, also, these concepts are not my ideas, but I love these ideas too much to resist. The only costume in the list that was entirely my own idea (actually, my sister's idea) was Marzipan as Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top. You can view the website to see exactly what the characters would look like in these costumes below.
- Homestar Runner as Rowdy Roddy Piper
- Strong Bad as Destro (of G.I. Joe fame)
- The Cheat as a Smurf
- Strong Mad as The Ogre (from Revenge of the Nerds)
- Strong Sad as Ignatius Reilly
- Pom Pom as Bluto (from National Lampoon's Animal House)
- Marzipan as Billy Gibbons
- Coach Z as LL Cool J
- Bubs as The King of Cartoons (from Pee-wee's Playhouse)
- The King of Town as The Frito Bandito
- The Poopsmith as a Baseball Fury
- Homsar as Wario