Mottos and Slogans
From Homestar Runner Wiki
In addition to normal catch phrases on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the Homestar Runner universe have slogans, mottos or jingles.
[edit] Appearances
[edit] Ab-Abber 2000
- "They'll be all up ons!" — suntan
[edit] Blubb-O's
- "You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's" — nightlife, Blubb-O's Commercial
- "Come the Heck Down" — Blubb-O's Commercial
[edit] Bubs' Concession Stand
- "We're always awesome!" — Bubs's Character Video
- "We've got everything! Twice!" — Homestar Ruiner
[edit] Bubs' Old Pizza
- "It's-A Really Old" — privileges
[edit] Cheat Commandos
- "Buy all our playsets and toys!!"
- "Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!"
- "Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!" (according to Gunhaver; not what they usually say, as Silent Rip noted) — An Important Rap Song
[edit] Coach Z Ale
- "Differently Lame!" — time capsule
[edit] Cold One
- "A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." — property of ones
[edit] Compé
- "Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." — Compy Catalog
[edit] Crazy Go Nuts University
- "The future is you... probably" — CGNU
[edit] Fluffy Puff Marshmallows
- "Seriously, folks, they're the best." — Fluffy Puff Commercial
- "The first one to eat a million, wins." — the show
- "Made from the best stuff!" — Meet Marshie, Pumpkin Carve-nival, A Decemberween Pageant
- "They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!"
- "Yeah! Still!" — retirement
- "Why ever drink again?" — Marshie vs. Little Girl
[edit] Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights
- "Handpuffed at the factory in Neuconsin" — Mr. Shmallow
- "Look Lively!!" — Mr. Shmallow
[edit] Grampy Aught-Six
- "Because Piccadilly's not open 24 hours." — Compy Catalog
[edit] Hamburger Shampoo
- "Geddup Noise approved!" — geddup noise
- "Like a backyard BBQ in your hair!" — geddup noise
[edit] Lappy 486
- "Finally, a computer for your lap!" — animal
[edit] Litigation Jackson
- "The system really works, jerks!" — A Decemberween Pageant
[edit] Polymascotfoamalate
- "Ingenuitizing the future!" — 4 branches
[edit] Roomy-Vac
- "The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" — Compy Catalog
[edit] SBLOUNSKCHED!
- "Who's got the money?" — candy product
- "You got SBLOUNSKCHED!" — candy product
[edit] Schenectady Crispies
[edit] Senor Cardgage Mortgage
- "Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" — Senor Mortgage
- "No Probalo!" — Senor Mortgage
[edit] Sog Dog
- "Mmmm... Drink In That Bun!" — environment
[edit] Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum
- "It's Light Green!!!" — 2 emails
- "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice" — 2 emails
[edit] Strong Bad's EGGS
- "A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!" — morning routine
[edit] Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA
- "More rides than you or your grandmother can handle (please do not bring your grandmother)" — theme park
[edit] Strong Badia Action Cool News 5
- "We're investiga-awesome!" — local news
[edit] Styles Upon Styles
- "Steep prices and trees!" — animal
[edit] Suge Brown
- "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!" — best thing
[edit] Temporarios
- "Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!" — strong badathlon
[edit] The Cheatcakes
- "Those people go to prison!" — stupid stuff, time capsule
[edit] The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show
- "Let the King have some!" — senior prom
- "For reals this time!" — KOT's VOQPCS!
[edit] Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders
- "Whisk Away The Worries!" — 2 emails
[edit] Videlectrix
- "We use computers... to make video games!"