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[[Image:Marshie vs. Little Girl.jpg|thumb|"Why ever drink again?"]]
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet Marshie]], [[Little Girl]], [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet Homestar Runner]] (Easter egg)
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Little Girl has grown up to sell Malloweens with Marshie.
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'''Place:'''
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Puppet Marshie}}, {{film|Little Girl}}, {{film|Puppet Homestar}} (Easter egg)
'''Date:''' Monday, October 22, 2007
'''Date:''' Monday, October 22, 2007
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'''Running Time:'''  
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'''Running Time:''' 2:22
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'''Page Title:''' New from Galoob!
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==Transcript==
==Transcript==
''{The text, "Marshie vs. Little Girl" appears on an orange background as creepy organ music plays. Cut to Little Girl, wearing a skeleton costume and sitting on a box next to a bubbling cauldron.}''
''{The text, "Marshie vs. Little Girl" appears on an orange background as creepy organ music plays. Cut to Little Girl, wearing a skeleton costume and sitting on a box next to a bubbling cauldron.}''
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'''MARSHIE:''' ''{swoops in, dressed as a vampire}'' Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your dad!
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Trick or treat!
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'''MARSHIE:''' ''{swoops in, dressed as a vampire}'' Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your pants!
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Hey, Marshie?
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Hey, Marshie?
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'''MARSHIE:''' Hi, Little Girl! What're you doing on the Halloween?
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'''MARSHIE:''' Hi, Little Girl! ''{Cut}'' What're you doing on the Halloween?
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Um, you dress up as... costumes, like, scary stuff... or, not scary stuff.
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Um, you dress up as... costumes, like, scary stuff... or, not scary stuff.
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'''MARSHIE:''' Like a boulder?
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'''MARSHIE:''' Like a bowler?
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Do you ''know'' the secret ingredients in my potion?
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''{Cut}''
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Do you know the secret ingredients in my potion?
'''MARSHIE:''' What is it?
'''MARSHIE:''' What is it?
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'''MARSHIE:''' I think that just killed the magic!
'''MARSHIE:''' I think that just killed the magic!
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''{Cut}
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' So when it stops bubbling, that means it's ready to poison the dragons!
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' So when it stops bubbling, that means it's ready to poison the dragons!
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'''MARSHIE:''' Poison the dragons!
'''MARSHIE:''' Poison the dragons!
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah&mdash;
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah{{--}}
'''MARSHIE:''' That sounds like a heavy metal album!
'''MARSHIE:''' That sounds like a heavy metal album!
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yep. Knock knock.
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yep. ''{Cut}'' Knock knock.
'''MARSHIE:''' Who's there?
'''MARSHIE:''' Who's there?
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''{cricket noises}''
''{cricket noises}''
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'''MARSHIE:''' ''{Zooming in on his face as he screeches}'' How many times do you have to do this!
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'''MARSHIE:''' ''{Zooming in on his face as he screeches}'' How many times do we have to do this?!
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''{zoom back}''
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' My parents cut down the sugar a little bit.
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' My parents cut down the sugar a little bit.
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'''MARSHIE:''' I don't understand! ''{screeching}'' I could use a little cutback myself!
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'''MARSHIE:''' I can understand! ''{screeching}'' I could use a little cutback myself!
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''{Little Girl screams and lunges at Marshie, who screams back. Little Girl breaks out laughing.}''
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''{Cut. Little Girl screams and lunges at Marshie, who screams back. Little Girl breaks out laughing.}''
'''MARSHIE:''' You're freaking me out, kid! ''{Swoops offscreen.}''
'''MARSHIE:''' You're freaking me out, kid! ''{Swoops offscreen.}''
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''{Cut}''
'''MARSHIE:''' ''{back onscreen}'' I was losing control!
'''MARSHIE:''' ''{back onscreen}'' I was losing control!
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{laughs}'' You're funny.
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{laughs}'' You're funny.
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'''MARSHIE:''' You're pretty qqquaint! Let's do a Fluffy Puff commercial, okay? With Marshie and the dead kid!
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'''MARSHIE:''' You're pretty quaint! Let's do a Fluffy Puff commercial, okay? With Marshie and the dead kid!
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''{Cut}''
'''MARSHIE:''' ''{Fluffy Puff music plays in the background}'' Hey, Little Girl. What's your favorite thing about Fluffy Puff Malloweens?
'''MARSHIE:''' ''{Fluffy Puff music plays in the background}'' Hey, Little Girl. What's your favorite thing about Fluffy Puff Malloweens?
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''{Cut}''
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' The orange one is my favorite color, and the black one isn't.
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' The orange one is my favorite color, and the black one isn't.
'''MARSHIE:''' Yeah? That's not very good advertising!
'''MARSHIE:''' Yeah? That's not very good advertising!
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''{Cut}''
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah! And they're definitely like... ''{grips stomach}'' water.
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah! And they're definitely like... ''{grips stomach}'' water.
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'''MARSHIE:''' What about me?
'''MARSHIE:''' What about me?
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Um, talking marshmallows aren't real, but you&mdash; you're real to me.
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Um, talking marshmallows aren't real, but you{{--}} you're real to me.
'''MARSHIE:''' Really?
'''MARSHIE:''' Really?
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yep. Whenever I'm bad at school and I don't get Halloween, I just pass out candy.
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yep. ''{Cut}'' Whenever I'm bad at school and I don't get Halloween, I just pass out candy.
'''MARSHIE:''' I just pass out! ''{makes squishy sound effects as he sinks to the floor}''
'''MARSHIE:''' I just pass out! ''{makes squishy sound effects as he sinks to the floor}''
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' No!  No.  Noooooo! ''{breaks into tears}''
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' No!  No.  Noooooo! ''{breaks into fake tears}''
''{Cut back to the original orange background, upon which the text, "end." is superimposed.}''
''{Cut back to the original orange background, upon which the text, "end." is superimposed.}''
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==Easter eggs==
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==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Poison the dragons.png|thumb|right|Poison the dragons!]]
[[Image:Poison the dragons.png|thumb|right|Poison the dragons!]]
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*Click on Marshie after he says "that sounds like a Heavy Metal album" to see a [[Taranchula]] album.
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*Click on Marshie after he says "that sounds like a [[heavy metal]] album" to see a [[Taranchula]] album.
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*At the end, click on the video to see a conversation between Homestar Runner and the Little Girl.
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*At the end, click on the word 'end' to see a conversation between Homestar Runner and the Little Girl.
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*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Little Girl removes her hood}'' Wait a minute! You're a little girl! I thought you was a little ghoul. ''{due to his impediment, he pronounces "girl" and "ghoul" nearly the same}''
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*:'''LITTLE GIRL:''' I am.
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*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Like Ghouls 'n Ghosts.
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*:'''LITTLE GIRL:''' I....
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*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But you're just a little girl.
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*:'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yup.
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*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Not a ghoul.
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
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===Explanations===
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*[[Wikipedia:Dry ice|Dry Ice]] is commonly added to water to create low-sinking dense clouds of fog.
===Trivia===
===Trivia===
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*The intro music is from [[Wikipedia:Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565|Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor]].
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*The intro music is from the beginning of [[Wikipedia:Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565|Toccata and Fugue in D minor (BWV 565)]], commonly attributed to [[Wikipedia:Johann Sebastian Bach|Johann Sebastian Bach]], a composition often used for Halloween. It has been transposed to F minor.
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*This is the first appearance of the Marshie puppet on [[homestarrunner.com]].  The Marshie puppet first appeared in [[Real Live E-Mails]] on [[strongbad_email.exe Disc 4]].
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*This is the first appearance of the Marshie puppet on [[homestarrunner.com]].  The Marshie puppet first appeared in [[Real-Live E-Mails]] on [[strongbad_email.exe Disc 4]].
===Inside References===
===Inside References===
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*In addition to his vampire costume, Marshie's line, "Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your dad!" came from [[Malloween Commercial]].
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*The [[page title]] is the same as that of [[Meet Marshie]].
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*Marshie wore the vampire costume in [[Malloween Commercial]], and "Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your [[pants]]!" is similar to a line from that short.
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**Additionally, the music that opened Malloween Commercial and the game [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]] appears in this short.
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*The dragon snout shown on the Poison the Dragons album strongly resembles [[Trogdor]]'s snout.
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*[[Cricket noises]] can be heard after Little Girl's knock knock joke.
===Real-World References===
===Real-World References===
*In the Easter egg, Homestar mentions ''[[Wikipedia:Ghouls 'n Ghosts|Ghouls 'n Ghosts]]'', a real-life arcade game.
*In the Easter egg, Homestar mentions ''[[Wikipedia:Ghouls 'n Ghosts|Ghouls 'n Ghosts]]'', a real-life arcade game.
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*Marshie is correct about the album title. Besides the Easter egg, it's similar to [[Wikipedia:Dio|Dio's]] [[Wikipedia:Killing the Dragon|Killing the Dragon]].
==External Links==
==External Links==
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*[[HR:marshiepuppet.swf|View the Flash file for "Marshie vs. Little Girl"]]
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*[[Forum:12692|Forum thread re: "Marshie vs. Little Girl"]]
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Current revision as of 03:18, 4 November 2022

Toon Category: Puppet Stuff
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"Why ever drink again?"

Little Girl has grown up to sell Malloweens with Marshie.

Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Marshie, Little Girl, Puppet Homestar (Easter egg)

Date: Monday, October 22, 2007

Running Time: 2:22

Page Title: New from Galoob!

Contents

[edit] Transcript

{The text, "Marshie vs. Little Girl" appears on an orange background as creepy organ music plays. Cut to Little Girl, wearing a skeleton costume and sitting on a box next to a bubbling cauldron.}

LITTLE GIRL: Trick or treat!

MARSHIE: {swoops in, dressed as a vampire} Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your pants!

LITTLE GIRL: Hey, Marshie?

MARSHIE: Hi, Little Girl! {Cut} What're you doing on the Halloween?

LITTLE GIRL: Um, you dress up as... costumes, like, scary stuff... or, not scary stuff.

MARSHIE: Like a bowler?

{Cut}

LITTLE GIRL: Do you know the secret ingredients in my potion?

MARSHIE: What is it?

LITTLE GIRL: {whispers} Dry ice.

MARSHIE: I think that just killed the magic!

{Cut}

LITTLE GIRL: So when it stops bubbling, that means it's ready to poison the dragons!

MARSHIE: Poison the dragons!

LITTLE GIRL: Yeah—

MARSHIE: That sounds like a heavy metal album!

LITTLE GIRL: Yep. {Cut} Knock knock.

MARSHIE: Who's there?

LITTLE GIRL: Vampire.

MARSHIE: Vampire who?

LITTLE GIRL: Vampires are dumb!

{cricket noises}

MARSHIE: {Zooming in on his face as he screeches} How many times do we have to do this?!

{zoom back}

LITTLE GIRL: My parents cut down the sugar a little bit.

MARSHIE: I can understand! {screeching} I could use a little cutback myself!

{Cut. Little Girl screams and lunges at Marshie, who screams back. Little Girl breaks out laughing.}

MARSHIE: You're freaking me out, kid! {Swoops offscreen.}

{Cut}

MARSHIE: {back onscreen} I was losing control!

LITTLE GIRL: {laughs} You're funny.

MARSHIE: You're pretty quaint! Let's do a Fluffy Puff commercial, okay? With Marshie and the dead kid!

{Cut}

MARSHIE: {Fluffy Puff music plays in the background} Hey, Little Girl. What's your favorite thing about Fluffy Puff Malloweens?

{Cut}

LITTLE GIRL: The orange one is my favorite color, and the black one isn't.

MARSHIE: Yeah? That's not very good advertising!

{Cut}

LITTLE GIRL: Yeah! And they're definitely like... {grips stomach} water.

MARSHIE: Yeah-he-heah. Our marshmallows are just like water! Fluffy Puff Malloweens. Why ever drink again?

{As Marshie says this last line, cartoon blood covers the screen with a bag of Malloweens and the text, "Why Ever Drink Again?" Cut back to Little Girl and Marshie.}

LITTLE GIRL: Zombies aren't real.

MARSHIE: No?

LITTLE GIRL: No.

MARSHIE: What about me?

LITTLE GIRL: Um, talking marshmallows aren't real, but you— you're real to me.

MARSHIE: Really?

LITTLE GIRL: Yep. {Cut} Whenever I'm bad at school and I don't get Halloween, I just pass out candy.

MARSHIE: I just pass out! {makes squishy sound effects as he sinks to the floor}

LITTLE GIRL: No! No. Noooooo! {breaks into fake tears}

{Cut back to the original orange background, upon which the text, "end." is superimposed.}

[edit] Easter Eggs

Poison the dragons!
  • Click on Marshie after he says "that sounds like a heavy metal album" to see a Taranchula album.
  • At the end, click on the word 'end' to see a conversation between Homestar Runner and the Little Girl.
    HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Little Girl removes her hood} Wait a minute! You're a little girl! I thought you was a little ghoul. {due to his impediment, he pronounces "girl" and "ghoul" nearly the same}
    LITTLE GIRL: I am.
    HOMESTAR RUNNER: Like Ghouls 'n Ghosts.
    LITTLE GIRL: I....
    HOMESTAR RUNNER: But you're just a little girl.
    LITTLE GIRL: Yup.
    HOMESTAR RUNNER: Not a ghoul.

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Explanations

  • Dry Ice is commonly added to water to create low-sinking dense clouds of fog.

[edit] Trivia

[edit] Inside References

  • The page title is the same as that of Meet Marshie.
  • Marshie wore the vampire costume in Malloween Commercial, and "Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your pants!" is similar to a line from that short.
  • The dragon snout shown on the Poison the Dragons album strongly resembles Trogdor's snout.
  • Cricket noises can be heard after Little Girl's knock knock joke.

[edit] Real-World References

[edit] External Links