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18 Aug 2006 | download | Strong Bad: "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane" | Extended version of the theme song email intro, with background music from the end of theme song.
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11 Aug 2006 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?" | Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
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03 Aug 2006 | download (mirror) | What's Her Face: "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" {entire chumbly wumbly bear song} | Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
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27 Jul 2006 | download (mirror) | Lazor Larry: "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." {entire "Brain Sister" song} | Summer Short Shorts
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20 Jul 2006 | download (mirror) | Science Fiction Greg: "Oh, I can take my shirt off." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
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13 Jul 2006 | download (mirror) | The King of Town: "Let the KOT have some!" | senior prom outtake
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06 Jul 2006 | download (mirror) | Marzipan: "We are the Cool Tapes. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) {Strong Mad: DOLEY-O! The Cheat: (The Cheat noises)} Stop creepin' at me." | Quote of the Week exclusive
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29 Jun 2006 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square." | portrait outtake
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18 May 2006 | download (mirror) | Small Mouth Strong Mad: "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!" | isp outtake
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11 May 2006 | download (mirror) | Marzipan: "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!" | senior prom outtake
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04 May 2006 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!" | senior prom outtake
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27 Apr 2006 | download (mirror) | Senor Cardgage: "Oh...I live a hard life." {faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end} | Quote of the Week exclusive
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06 Apr 2006 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." {entire SBLOUNSKCHED! jingle} | candy product
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30 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag." | local news
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24 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) | Strong Sad: "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!" | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon outtake; may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "HOM��", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag
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16 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!" | lady fan
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10 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) | The King of Town: Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat) | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
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02 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) | Strong Sad: "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
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23 Feb 2006 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" | The Best Decemberween Ever outtake
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16 Feb 2006 | download (mirror) | Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread." | A Decemberween Pageant outtake
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09 Feb 2006 | download (mirror) | The Jolly Dumple: Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song! {entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments} | Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails mascot (song) and mile (beginning and end)
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02 Feb 2006 | download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard." | technology outtake
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26 Jan 2006 | download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game." | flashback outtake
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19 Jan 2006 | download (mirror)
| Cheerleader: "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas." | death metal Easter egg
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12 Jan 2006 | download (mirror)
| Bubs: "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'" | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0
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08 Dec 2005 | download (mirror)
| Coach Z: "You say tomater, I zader matermorts." | Fall Float Parade
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25 Nov 2005 | download (mirror)
| Two Homsars: "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!" | Fall Float Parade
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17 Nov 2005 | download (mirror)
| Old-Timey Strong Bad: "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!" | That A Ghost
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10 Nov 2005 | download (mirror)
| The King of Town: "The punishment is not too bad, eh?" | Revenge of the King
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03 Nov 2005 | download (mirror)
| Bubs: "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an Under Siege 2 collector's spoon!" | Halloween Potion-ma-jig outtake
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27 Oct 2005 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too." | Quote of the Week exclusive
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21 Oct 2005 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad (singers): "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." {entire song} | Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
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20 Oct 2005 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "The good times are over!!" | Bug in Mouth Disease
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06 Oct 2005 | download (mirror) | Horrible Painting: "Come on in heeeeere." | bottom 10
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29 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) | The Geddup Noise: The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by DJ Teh Cheat | geddup noise
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22 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) | Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" | Parsnips-A-Plenty
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15 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad as Reynold: "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." | Cheat Commandos
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08 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?" | Cool Things
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01 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) | 1-Up: "I want pudding!" | Under Construction
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25 Aug 2005 | download (mirror) | Marshie: "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead." | Malloween Commercial outtake
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18 Aug 2005 | download (mirror) | Marzipan: "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." {entire song} | Cool Things
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11 Aug 2005 | download (mirror) | Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" | Senorial Day
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04 Aug 2005 | download (mirror) | Coach Z: "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" | Happy Fireworks
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21 Jul 2005 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" | bottom 10
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07 Jul 2005 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!" | montage
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30 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) | Bubs: "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." {continues} | Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
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23 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" | Senorial Day
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16 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" | Bug In Mouth Disease
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10 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies." | Where the Crap Are We?
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02 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) | Homsar: "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" | origins
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12 May 2005 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" | rampage
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28 Apr 2005 | download (mirror) | Coach Z: "Once again Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!" | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
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21 Apr 2005 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {imitating the Lappy 486's start-up noise} "Dong DIIING!!!" | animal
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14 Apr 2005 | download (mirror) | Strong Mad: "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | other days
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31 Mar 2005 | download (mirror)
| The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." | 20X6 vs. 1936
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25 Mar 2005 | download (mirror)
| Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." | A Decemberween Pageant
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17 Mar 2005 | download (mirror) | The King of Town: "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" | 3 Times Halloween Funjob
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10 Mar 2005 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" | origins outtake
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27 Feb 2005 | download (mirror) | Crackotage: "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" | Cheat Commandos...O's
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17 Feb 2005 | download (mirror) | Homsar: "I'm the human wedgie!" | origins
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10 Feb 2005 | download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." | kids' book
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27 Jan 2005 | download (mirror) | Powered by The Cheat Bubs: "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" | Sample of Style
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20 Jan 2005 | download (mirror) | Cheerleader: "Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
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14 Jan 2005 | download (mirror) | Homsar: "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" | Homestar Presents: Presents
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30 Dec 2004 | download (mirror) | Marshie: "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" | Malloween Commercial
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16 Dec 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Sad as The Deathly Pallor: "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" | radio outtake
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09 Dec 2004 | download (mirror) | Bubs presumably as The Wheelchair: "I know you're close by, Eh, Steve. I can smell your natural musk!" | Possible Sweet Cuppin' Cakes outtake
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02 Dec 2004 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" | crying
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22 Nov 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" | virus
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11 Nov 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {singing the "You're A Girl" song} | montage
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08 Nov 2004 | download (mirror) | Bubs: "Women can't drive!" | Halloween Fairstival
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18 Oct 2004 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!" | 3 Times Halloween Funjob
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07 Oct 2004 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "That's bupkis!" | the facts
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30 Sep 2004 | download (mirror) | Little Girl: "That sounds like funny!" Homestar Runner: "It sounds like funny, but it's not." | Homestar vs. Little Girl
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23 Sep 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel." | Outtake from haircut
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19 Sep 2004 | download (mirror) | Gunhaver: "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!" | Cheat Commandos
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08 Sep 2004 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: Todayborday is Labor Day song | Labor Dabor
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02 Sep 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad & Homestar Runner: "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!" | dangeresque 3
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26 Aug 2004 | download (mirror) | Coach Z: "It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!" | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
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19 Aug 2004 | download (mirror) | Stinkoman: "Hey, Stickly Man, whaaaaat are you doing?" | Under Construction
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12 Aug 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {click} "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." {click} | theme park
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05 Aug 2004 | download (mirror) | Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song) | Peasant's Quest
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29 Jul 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {as Li'l Brudder} "I can make it on my own!" | crying
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19 Jul 2004 | PC Mac (mirror) | The Worm: "Is a miracle." | Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes
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29 Jun 2004 | PC Mac (mirror) | Blue Laser Commander: "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download) | Cheat Commandos
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17 May 2004 | PC Mac (mirror) | The Cheat Commandos Theme: "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" | Cheat Commandos
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03 May 2004 | PC Mac (mirror) | Bubs: "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." | lunch special
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22 Mar 2004 | download (mirror) | Larry Palaroncini: "We're from the band Limozeen!" | flashback Easter egg
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08 Mar 2004 | download (mirror) | Olda Boy: "I'm gonna miss video games." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 5
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09 Feb 2004 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "Here comes The Thnikkaman!" | monument Easter egg
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02 Feb 2004 | download (mirror) | Marshie: "What more do they want?!!" | Malloween Commercial
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12 Jan 2004 | download (mirror) | Vector Strong Bad: BACK OFF BABY. | video games
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10 Dec 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Sad: "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!" | caffeine
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03 Nov 2003 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt." | 3 Times Halloween Funjob
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29 Sep 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Sad: "I don't like food anymore" | 2 years
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08 Sep 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and The Cheat learned to fly!" | kids' book Easter egg (DVD version)
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01 Sep 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs." | labor day blooper
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28 Aug 2003 | download (mirror) | Bubs: "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!" | Bubs' character tape
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25 Aug 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Sad: "Oh, some animal died." | A play on Homestar's quote in impression
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?? Jun 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!" | privileges
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17 Mar 2003 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "Let's do this like Brutus." | monster truck
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28 Jan 2002 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "I could go for a few cold ones right about now." | Where My Hat Is At?
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Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Possums!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 3
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Unknown | download (mirror) | The King of Town: "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!" | Where's The Cheat?
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Unknown | download (mirror) | Coach Z: My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'." | The House that Gave Sucky Treats
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Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Why you lazy crap for crap!" | The House that Gave Sucky Treats
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Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "This is the quote of the day!" | Quote of the Week exclusive
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Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {farts} "You guys, that was a pretty good one." {laughs} | Quote of the Week exclusive
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Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out." | Similar to First Time Here?
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Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {Singing} "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of pies, at The Cheat!" | Quote of the Week exclusive
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Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. {a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played} Thank you, goodnight!" | vacation
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Unknown | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "I'm a belle!" | halloweener
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Unknown | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants." | A Jumping Jack Contest
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Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "It's that cloc—" Mike Chapman: "Sorry." | vacation outtake
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Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed." | Homestar Quiz
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Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong." | Line from the original book
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Unknown | None | The Wicked Guitar Solo | personal favorites
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Unknown | None | Marzipan: "I'm the only girl" | Spin 'n Say
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Unknown | None | Strong Bad: "Matt Equals MATT!!" | 50 emails
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