Date | Download | Quote | Source
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18 Jan 2007
| download
| Strong Sad: "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." {quote continues: "Run you down the field like a {stutters} clown!"}
| caffeine outtake
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11 Jan 2007
| download (mirror)
| Bubs: "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
| the chair outtake
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21 Dec 2006
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." {entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}
| Decemberween Short Shorts
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14 Dec 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Sad: "Strong Bad, did you put {Matt laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice} Montelbon pheremones..?"
| what I want blooper
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07 Dec 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
| the chair outtake
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30 Nov 2006
| download (mirror)
| The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
| 20X6 vs. 1936
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17 Nov 2006
| download (mirror)
| Videlectrix Guys: "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" {quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}
| Peasant's Quest Preview Easter egg
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09 Nov 2006
| download (mirror)
| What's Her Face: "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
| Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
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03 Nov 2006
| download (mirror)
| Marzipan (singer): "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
| Lyrics to Marzipan's music from Happy Hallow-day
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27 Oct 2006
| download (mirror)
| Marzipan: "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
| Fall Float Parade outtake
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20 Oct 2006
| download (mirror)
| Marshie: "Take a trip to the mountains!"
| retirement
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12 Oct 2006
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." {quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}
| isp
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25 Sep 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
| A Decemberween Pageant
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18 Sep 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Sad: "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
| Where's The Cheat?
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07 Sep 2006
| download (mirror)
| Melt Shake (singers): "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
| road trip
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31 Aug 2006
| download (mirror)
| Blue Laser Commander: "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive
|
18 Aug 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane"
| Extended version of the theme song email intro, with background music from the end of theme song.
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11 Aug 2006
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
| Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
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03 Aug 2006
| download (mirror)
| What's Her Face: "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" {entire chumbly wumbly bear song}
| Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
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27 Jul 2006
| download (mirror)
| Lazor Larry: "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." {entire "Brain Sister" song}
| Summer Short Shorts
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20 Jul 2006
| download (mirror)
| Science Fiction Greg: "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
| Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
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13 Jul 2006
| download (mirror)
| The King of Town: "Let the KOT have some!"
| senior prom outtake
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06 Jul 2006
| download (mirror)
| Marzipan: "We are the Cool Tapes. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) {Strong Mad: DOLEY-O! The Cheat: (The Cheat noises)} Stop creepin' at me."
| Quote of the Week exclusive
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29 Jun 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
| portrait outtake
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18 May 2006
| download (mirror)
| Small Mouth Strong Mad: "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
| isp outtake
|
11 May 2006
| download (mirror)
| Marzipan: "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
| senior prom outtake
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04 May 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
| senior prom outtake
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27 Apr 2006
| download (mirror)
| Senor Cardgage: "Oh...I live a hard life." {faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end}
| Quote of the Week exclusive
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06 Apr 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." {entire SBLOUNSKCHED! jingle}
| candy product
|
30 Mar 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
| local news
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24 Mar 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Sad: "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
| Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon outtake; may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "HOMЯ", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag
|
16 Mar 2006
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
| lady fan
|
10 Mar 2006
| download (mirror)
| The King of Town: Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat)
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
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02 Mar 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Sad: "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
| Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
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23 Feb 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
| The Best Decemberween Ever outtake
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16 Feb 2006
| download (mirror)
| Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
| A Decemberween Pageant outtake
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09 Feb 2006
| download (mirror)
| The Jolly Dumple: Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song! {entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}
| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails mascot (song) and mile (beginning and end)
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02 Feb 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."
| technology outtake
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26 Jan 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
| flashback outtake
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19 Jan 2006
| download (mirror)
| Cheerleader: "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
| death metal Easter egg
|
12 Jan 2006
| download (mirror)
| Bubs: "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0
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08 Dec 2005
| download (mirror)
| Coach Z: "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."
| Fall Float Parade
|
25 Nov 2005
| download (mirror)
| Two Homsars: "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!"
| Fall Float Parade
|
17 Nov 2005
| download (mirror)
| Old-Timey Strong Bad: "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
| That A Ghost
|
10 Nov 2005
| download (mirror)
| The King of Town: "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
| Revenge of the King
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03 Nov 2005
| download (mirror)
| Bubs: "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an Under Siege 2 collector's spoon!"
| Halloween Potion-ma-jig outtake
|
27 Oct 2005
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
| Quote of the Week exclusive
|
21 Oct 2005
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad (singers): "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." {entire song}
| Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
|
20 Oct 2005
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "The good times are over!!"
| Bug in Mouth Disease
|
06 Oct 2005
| download (mirror)
| Horrible Painting: "Come on in heeeeere."
| bottom 10
|
29 Sep 2005
| download (mirror)
| The Geddup Noise: The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by DJ Teh Cheat
| geddup noise
|
22 Sep 2005
| download (mirror)
| Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| Parsnips-A-Plenty
|
15 Sep 2005
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad as Reynold: "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
| Cheat Commandos
|
08 Sep 2005
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?"
| Cool Things
|
01 Sep 2005
| download (mirror)
| 1-Up: "I want pudding!"
| Under Construction
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25 Aug 2005
| download (mirror)
| Marshie: "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
| Malloween Commercial outtake
|
18 Aug 2005
| download (mirror)
| Marzipan: "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." {entire song}
| Cool Things
|
11 Aug 2005
| download (mirror)
| Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
| Senorial Day
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04 Aug 2005
| download (mirror)
| Coach Z: "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
| Happy Fireworks
|
21 Jul 2005
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
| bottom 10
|
07 Jul 2005
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!"
| montage
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30 Jun 2005
| download (mirror)
| Bubs: "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." {continues}
| Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
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23 Jun 2005
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
| Senorial Day
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16 Jun 2005
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
| Bug In Mouth Disease
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10 Jun 2005
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies."
| Where the Crap Are We?
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02 Jun 2005
| download (mirror)
| Homsar: "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
| origins
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12 May 2005
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
| rampage
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28 Apr 2005
| download (mirror)
| Coach Z: "Once again Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!"
| Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
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21 Apr 2005
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: {imitating the Lappy 486's start-up noise} "Dong DIIING!!!"
| animal
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14 Apr 2005
| download (mirror)
| Strong Mad: "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
| other days
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31 Mar 2005
| download (mirror)
| The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
| 20X6 vs. 1936
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25 Mar 2005
| download (mirror)
| Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
| A Decemberween Pageant
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17 Mar 2005
| download (mirror)
| The King of Town: "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
| 3 Times Halloween Funjob
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10 Mar 2005
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
| origins outtake
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27 Feb 2005
| download (mirror)
| Crackotage: "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
| Cheat Commandos...O's
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17 Feb 2005
| download (mirror)
| Homsar: "I'm the human wedgie!"
| origins
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10 Feb 2005
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
| kids' book
|
27 Jan 2005
| download (mirror)
| Powered by The Cheat Bubs: "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
| Sample of Style
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20 Jan 2005
| download (mirror)
| Cheerleader: "We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha" {entire song}
| Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
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14 Jan 2005
| download (mirror)
| Homsar: "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
| Homestar Presents: Presents
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30 Dec 2004
| download (mirror)
| Marshie: "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
| Malloween Commercial
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16 Dec 2004
| download (mirror)
| Strong Sad as The Deathly Pallor: "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
| radio outtake
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09 Dec 2004
| download (mirror)
| Bubs presumably as The Wheelchair: "I know you're close by, Eh, Steve. I can smell your natural musk!"
| Possible Sweet Cuppin' Cakes outtake
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02 Dec 2004
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
| crying
|
22 Nov 2004
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
| virus
|
11 Nov 2004
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: {singing the "You're A Girl" song}
| montage
|
08 Nov 2004
| download (mirror)
| Bubs: "Women can't drive!"
| Halloween Fairstival
|
18 Oct 2004
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
| 3 Times Halloween Funjob
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07 Oct 2004
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "That's bupkis!"
| the facts
|
30 Sep 2004
| download (mirror)
| Little Girl: "That sounds like funny!" Homestar Runner: "It sounds like funny, but it's not."
| Homestar vs. Little Girl
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23 Sep 2004
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
| Outtake from haircut
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19 Sep 2004
| download (mirror)
| Gunhaver: "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
| Cheat Commandos
|
08 Sep 2004
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: Todayborday is Labor Day song
| Labor Dabor
|
02 Sep 2004
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad & Homestar Runner: "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
| dangeresque 3
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26 Aug 2004
| download (mirror)
| Coach Z: "It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!"
| Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
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19 Aug 2004
| download (mirror)
| Stinkoman: "Hey, Stickly Man, whaaaaat are you doing?"
| Under Construction
|
12 Aug 2004
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: {click} "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." {click}
| theme park
|
05 Aug 2004
| download (mirror)
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| Peasant's Quest
|
29 Jul 2004
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: {as Li'l Brudder} "I can make it on my own!"
| crying
|
19 Jul 2004
| PC Mac (mirror)
| The Worm: "Is a miracle."
| Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes
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29 Jun 2004
| PC Mac (mirror)
| Blue Laser Commander: "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
| Cheat Commandos
|
17 May 2004
| PC Mac (mirror)
| The Cheat Commandos Theme: "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
| Cheat Commandos
|
03 May 2004
| PC Mac (mirror)
| Bubs: "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
| lunch special
|
22 Mar 2004
| download (mirror)
| Larry Palaroncini: "We're from the band Limozeen!"
| flashback Easter egg
|
08 Mar 2004
| download (mirror)
| Olda Boy: "I'm gonna miss video games."
| Teen Girl Squad Issue 5
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09 Feb 2004
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "Here comes The Thnikkaman!"
| monument Easter egg
|
02 Feb 2004
| download (mirror)
| Marshie: "What more do they want?!!"
| Malloween Commercial
|
12 Jan 2004
| download (mirror)
| Vector Strong Bad: BACK OFF BABY.
| video games
|
10 Dec 2003
| download (mirror)
| Strong Sad: "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
| caffeine
|
03 Nov 2003
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
| 3 Times Halloween Funjob
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29 Sep 2003
| download (mirror)
| Strong Sad: "I don't like food anymore"
| 2 years
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08 Sep 2003
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and The Cheat learned to fly!"
| kids' book Easter egg (DVD version)
|
01 Sep 2003
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
| labor day blooper
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28 Aug 2003
| download (mirror)
| Bubs: "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
| Bubs' character tape
|
25 Aug 2003
| download (mirror)
| Strong Sad: "Oh, some animal died."
| A play on Homestar's quote in impression
|
?? Jun 2003
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| privileges
|
17 Mar 2003
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "Let's do this like Brutus."
| monster truck
|
28 Jan 2002
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "I could go for a few cold ones right about now."
| Where My Hat Is At?
|
Unknown
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Possums!"
| Teen Girl Squad Issue 3
|
Unknown
| download (mirror)
| The King of Town: "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
| Where's The Cheat?
|
Unknown
| download (mirror)
| Coach Z: My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
| The House that Gave Sucky Treats
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Unknown
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
| The House that Gave Sucky Treats
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Unknown
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "This is the quote of the day!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive
|
Unknown
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: {farts} "You guys, that was a pretty good one." {laughs}
| Quote of the Week exclusive
|
Unknown
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
| Similar to First Time Here?
|
Unknown
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: {Singing} "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of pies, at The Cheat!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive
|
Unknown
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. {a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played} Thank you, goodnight!"
| vacation
|
Unknown
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "I'm a belle!"
| halloweener
|
Unknown
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner: "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants."
| A Jumping Jack Contest
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Unknown
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "It's that cloc—" Mike Chapman: "Sorry."
| vacation outtake
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Unknown
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
| Homestar Quiz
|
Unknown
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad: "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
| Line from the original book
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Unknown
| None
| The Wicked Guitar Solo
| personal favorites
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Unknown
| None
| Marzipan: "I'm the only girl"
| Spin 'n Say
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Unknown
| None
| Strong Bad: "Matt Equals MATT!!"
| 50 emails
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