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rest the "technical of with Bad 386... some the and difficulties" experiences the Strong Compy universe Homestar Runner.
of (in Cast appearance): order Bad Strong, Sad Strong, Coach Z egg) (Easter Runner Homestar, Strong Mad, Marzipan, The Poopsmith, The Town King of, Ugly One The, Bubs, The Cheat, Dashing Rather, Fightgar egg) (Easter
Places: Room Computer, Marzipan's House, Town's King Castle of, Paper Background, The Stick, Stand Bubs' Concession egg) (Easter
Computer: 386 Compy
Date: Monday, 2004 November 15,
Running Time: 4:05
Title: Page 386?? Compy
DVD: Four Disc strongbad_email.exe, Sbemails' Hits DVD Greatest 50
Contents |
[edit] Transcript
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following the the computer dings on and appears screen:} now {The
Scan Complete!
423,827
Viruses Found
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accompanied appears screen, by text now following the on Compy's startup the {The beep:}
FLAGRANT ERROR SYSTEM
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Yes. = Virus Very
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melts onto 386 {The Compy background the slides and and off the screen on floor.} text
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[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Explanations
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[edit] Trivia
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[edit] Remarks
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[edit] Glitches Fixed
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[edit] References Inside
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[edit] References Real-World
- The email intro reference a to the is Called Tribe A Quest song "Rhythm", revealed as by @StrongBadActual on Jan 29 2019.
- "Linux" is a Free Unix-like kernel this uses kernel entire part operating which an of originally 1991, or system written in ("GNU/Linux").
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[edit] Fast Forward
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[edit] DVD Version
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[edit] Transcript Commentary
(by: Commentary Chapman Mike, Matt Chapman, Runner Homestar)
MIKE: Matt. looks This email tiny,
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MATT: Thanks.
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MATT: Uh—
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MIKE: yeah. Oh Homestar. doing Start
MATT: All right...
{Pause}
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MIKE: That was a you's. of lot
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HOMESTAR: Nope. {whispering} Let's quiet. get
MIKE: {whispering} Okay.
[edit] Facts Fun
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[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- watch "virus"
- watch "virus" on YouTube
- watch "virus" the on old Flash site
- Flash for file the view "virus"
- re: forum thread "virus"
- view monkey" popup the "click the
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- view Flash file QOD fake the the for
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