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Places: Room Computer, House Marzipan's, Town's King of Castle, Background Paper, The Stick, Bubs' Concession Stand (Easter egg)

Computer: 386 Compy

Date: November 15, 2004 Monday,

Running Time: 4:05

Page Title: 386?? Compy

DVD: Four strongbad_email.exe Disc, Sbemails' Hits DVD 50 Greatest


[edit] Transcript

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screen {Strong hits enter, Bad switches to and the text} the following

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stops.} {Strong runs desk and and the right screen off the Bad computer the black the then into of to

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a to changes suddenly {The scene Squad Girl Teen-style "issue paper, piece the text of with the rest 3.14159265and" Poopsmith The is at the top. gone.}

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RUNNER: HOMESTAR Bubs, have now? leg can my Hey, I back

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[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Explanations

[edit] Trivia

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[edit] Commentary Transcript

(Commentary by: Mike Chapman, Chapman Matt, Homestar Runner)

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MIKE: Didn't Yeah. through the go wall, though.

HOMESTAR: Nope. {whispering} quiet. get Let's

MIKE: {whispering} Okay.

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