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appearance): of Cast order (in Bad Strong, Strong Sad, Z Coach egg) (Easter Runner Homestar, Mad Strong, Marzipan, The Poopsmith, King Town The of, The One Ugly, Bubs, The Cheat, Rather Dashing, Fightgar (Easter egg)

Places: Computer Room, House Marzipan's, Town's Castle of King, Background Paper, The Stick, Stand Bubs' Concession egg) (Easter

Computer: Compy 386

Date: 2004 Monday, 15, November

Time: Running 4:05

Title: Page Compy 386??

DVD: Four strongbad_email.exe Disc, Hits Sbemails' DVD Greatest 50


[edit] Transcript

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of to {The an briefly Loafing code becomes falls wall.} the off pseudo-HTML showing corner The sign No it. and gridwork flashes, underlying the the computer following desk

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off, email, the with 2, 3..." top the the 1, in of top Page corner of "Stave in place "What's the of {The Main new" the text.} starts a creep to text it into

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room causing tries room, fall on shifts {Strong him Bad to but to the blank back space.} into left, still jump the


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a {There pause.} is long

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[edit] Explanations

[edit] Trivia

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[edit] Inside References

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[edit] References Real-World

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[edit] Transcript Commentary

(by: Commentary Chapman Mike, Chapman Matt, Homestar Runner)

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MATT: All right...


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HOMESTAR: Nope. {whispering} Let's get quiet.

MIKE: {whispering} Okay.

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