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the and experiences Strong the some rest difficulties" the "technical Compy Bad with 386... of Runner Homestar universe.

appearance): Cast (in order of Bad Strong, Strong Sad, Z Coach (Easter egg) Homestar Runner, Mad Strong, Marzipan, Poopsmith The, King Town The of, Ugly The One, Bubs, Cheat The, Dashing Rather, Fightgar egg) (Easter

Places: Computer Room, Marzipan's House, Castle Town's of King, Paper Background, The Stick, Stand Bubs' Concession egg) (Easter

Computer: Compy 386

Date: November Monday, 2004 15,

Time: Running 4:05

Title: Page 386?? Compy

DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc Four, Sbemails' Greatest Hits DVD 50

Contents

[edit] Transcript

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appears screen:} {The following and computer now the dings, on the

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the following appears on accompanied the by tune:} startup screen, {The now text Compy's

STRONG BAD: That's equals good a over"? "Computer not Yes"?! Very "Virus prize!

screen the the floor.} onto on Compy and text background 386 melts {The slides off and

BAD: STRONG Oooh!

the and the zooms has computer of The camera desk. it.} a spot out a on dark to out of view The {Strong jumps letters Bad way. rug

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flashes, to off underlying briefly and an it. the pseudo-HTML computer sign of {The Loafing becomes wall.} the No code The showing the corner desk following gridwork falls

<head>
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BAD: STRONG guilt} {with noo... Uhhh,

SAD: STRONG Did get you four hundred thousand viruses?

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STRONG SAD: Well, hurry and up do gets it it before about worse! something

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the the off to and runs the and Bad desk {Strong of black computer right then stops.} into screen the

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Bad {Strong whistle), room (with fall causing back left to the on into him the space.} jump a room, to blank tries slide still but shifts

BAD: STRONG Hey!

walks His onscreen. {Homestar Runner torso is The Runner Homestar's, glides. behind his moving, images just producing ghost normal. himself.} he rest of him, He legs several is trail motion of Instead him the but of a leaves

HOMESTAR RUNNER: your Strong Never box. fix computer know fear, to I how Bad! to to Compy, Bad.} {He then back the turns Strong

STRONG BAD: up} {stands no, that! don't touch No,

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Your super needs words. box onto head {His the and falls off ground.} right Gotta this here! these have one Like up {picks "downloads" from the Navbar} this one and up "games"} {picks one. this-a-this-a-this and {picks "characters"} up

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with several pop-up each appear pleased, They totally on screen of unless used), screaming after is {Suddenly, Bad windows titled other out is his the Strong is oldschool a blocking feature "Click saying Monkey!!" Homestar (including fists.} and popup with pounds the who Marzipan starts Homestar awesome!" one the "Making one, side is real the

BAD: STRONG 'RAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA–

VHS to Marzipan's next room. standing stack living is tapes.} nearby, and {Cut Mad to Strong of standing a is Marzipan

MARZIPAN: it's I think tapes Mad! Well, Strong stack ever— I've best That's VHS of the fantastic,

of herself, voice words her distorted, rendering turns and {Marzipan extremely making becomes unintelligible.} art deep an and her ASCII into

MAD: STRONG YOU! SPELL CAN'T I

MARZIPAN: unintelligible {more gibberish}

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KING TOWN: THE OF A left. the little to the extends {The toward King.} the Poopsmith shovel good... Good,

suddenly scene to {The a changes Teen Squad Girl-style of with "issue paper, text piece the rest the 3.14159265and" the The at gone.} is Poopsmith top.

THE KING OF TOWN: surprise} pops crown up in {his Ooh! Poopsmith?!

nowhere One huge from Ugly with {The the rhino out mouth distorted.} and "Strong appears her of is Bad's and sound RhinoFeeder",

UGLY ONE: THE I do can it! can it I do nine times!

Ugly of and {The the slapping her arm King One extends Town.} starts

THE TOWN: KING OF No! rich! Please! And I'm cool! And And old! Uh! Stop! fat!

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BUBS: done like, I shoulda a this, million years ago.

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Strong The revealing returns sound heard, {A a and and standing slight Field The buzzing Stick.} are gunshot normal, to suddenly Bad in everything by and The Cheat effect

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Bad the The to salsa to camera start reveal and left which Strong to starts {A pans dancing. rhythm Bubs Cheat holding The up, a shotgun.}

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STRONG BAD: understand! don't You Bad} Strong {cut to You all understand! understand! don't I YAAAUUUGGGHHH! mean,

after leg.} squeaks, as {Strong up to runs Bad off very The he distraught. leg, runs Homestar is up, hops holding other onscreen him. screen, on his though one Bad telling and Strong wait Cheat

HOMESTAR RUNNER: can back now? my I Hey, have Bubs, leg

a pause.} is {There long

of a giant and Bad has its wall {Cut now sitting hole the Strong most bowed.} it, of to through head 386, front the it. Compy monitor in behind which is

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{The Paper comes down.}

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[edit] Easter Eggs

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[edit] Fixed Glitches

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[edit] Inside References

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[edit] Real-World References

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[edit] Fast Forward

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[edit] Commentary Transcript

(Commentary by: Mike Chapman, Matt Chapman, Runner Homestar)

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MATT: right... All

{Pause}

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MIKE: {laughs} Good.

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MIKE: {laughs}

HOMESTAR: never don't— any I've had I great losses.

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HOMESTAR: are bad my losses. All losses

MIKE: great never had a loss? You've

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MIKE: though. go wall, Didn't Yeah. through the

HOMESTAR: Nope. {whispering} get Let's quiet.

MIKE: {whispering} Okay.

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