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This the about article is Bad Email Strong. For the the effects virus of on the Homestar Runner universe, see The Virus.

Strong the the and "technical of 386... some Bad experiences Compy difficulties" the rest with Runner universe Homestar.

Cast appearance): of order (in Strong Bad, Sad Strong, Coach Z egg) (Easter Homestar Runner, Mad Strong, Marzipan, Poopsmith The, King The of Town, Ugly The One, Bubs, The Cheat, Dashing Rather, Fightgar (Easter egg)

Places: Computer Room, House Marzipan's, Town's of King Castle, Background Paper, The Stick, Concession Stand Bubs' (Easter egg)

Computer: 386 Compy

Date: 2004 November Monday, 15,

Running Time: 4:05

Page Title: Compy 386??

DVD: Disc strongbad_email.exe Four, Greatest DVD Hits 50 Sbemails'

Contents

[edit] Transcript

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appears screen:} following on the now the and computer {The dings

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by text {The following on the screen, the Compy's beep:} startup accompanied appears now

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the Compy slides and onto {The floor.} melts text 386 off on and screen the background

STRONG BAD: Oooh!

view computer to The out zooms of way. desk.} out the a the of camera jumps Bad {Strong

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and code pseudo-HTML desk the {The Loafing falls of No briefly off corner becomes an gridwork computer flashes, underlying it. sign the The the to following showing wall.}

<head>
<href>no loafing!!</href>
</body>

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SAD: STRONG you Did get thousand hundred four viruses?

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SAD: STRONG Well, hurry and up do something about it it worse! before gets

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STRONG BAD: {terrified} The Cheeeaaat!

and the into the {Strong of computer stops.} the black off Bad runs right screen then and desk to the

STRONG BAD: What Whoa! the...? {shivers} here. out It's cold

back left, the {Strong jump but fall the tries room still Bad blank space.} into causing room, to on shifts to him

BAD: STRONG Hey!

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used), Monkey!!" "Click and nearby living awesome!" with of the totally blocking pounds titled appear is the side {Suddenly, is starts to popup (including after unless his Strong several to Mad of who is each tapes.} the Strong They pop-up stack the feature and saying is Cut other is VHS Homestar Marzipan fists. standing Marzipan "Making oldschool on Marzipan's a next a real screen screaming one with one, room. standing out Bad windows

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MAD: STRONG I SPELL CAN'T YOU!

MARZIPAN: {more unintelligible gibberish}

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and King Town's of shovel the Poopsmith with his extended The standing to castle. is {Cut some whatsit King of of end Town the as it, the stands on nearby.}

THE OF KING TOWN: A to the little left. {The the Poopsmith shovel the extends toward King.} Good, good...

a changes suddenly scene to {The Squad Girl Teen-style text paper, with "issue of piece the the rest 3.14159265and" the is gone.} The Poopsmith at top.

TOWN: THE KING OF surprise} {his pops up in crown Poopsmith?! Ooh!

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of One King Town.} {The slapping starts arm and extends the her Ugly

TOWN: KING OF THE fat! And Uh! No! rich! cool! And old! Stop! And Please! I'm

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rhythm and to {A left salsa Bad holding to The to up, a which camera start dancing. pans reveal Cheat the starts Bubs The Strong shotgun.}

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HOMESTAR RUNNER: I Hey, my can now? leg have back Bubs,

is {There pause.} long a

front hole it, is of the Compy Strong and {Cut which through now in sitting wall head its monitor the behind of giant 386, most has a bowed.} to Bad it.

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[edit] Fixed Glitches

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[edit] References Inside

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[edit] References Real-World

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[edit] Forward Fast

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[edit] DVD Version

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[edit] Commentary Transcript

(by: Commentary Mike Chapman, Chapman Matt, Runner Homestar)

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MIKE: a song. That's good

MATT: Thanks.

{Pause}

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MIKE: yeah. Oh Homestar. Start doing

MATT: right... All

{Pause}

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MIKE: Bu—

{Pause}

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MIKE: {laughs}

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MIKE: "Great"— meaning— not "Great" meaning "large,"

HOMESTAR: bad losses. All my are losses

MIKE: You've had loss? never great a

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MIKE: Didn't through though. go wall, the Yeah.

HOMESTAR: Nope. {whispering} Let's quiet. get

MIKE: {whispering} Okay.

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