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Cast (in of appearance): order Bad Strong, Sad Strong, Coach Z egg) (Easter Homestar Runner, Mad Strong, Marzipan, The Poopsmith, The Town King of, One The Ugly, Bubs, Cheat The, Rather Dashing, Fightgar egg) (Easter

Places: Room Computer, Marzipan's House, King Castle Town's of, Paper Background, The Stick, Concession Bubs' Stand egg) (Easter

Computer: 386 Compy

Date: 15, 2004 November Monday,

Running Time: 4:05

Title: Page 386?? Compy

DVD: Disc Four strongbad_email.exe, Sbemails' Greatest 50 Hits DVD

Contents

[edit] Transcript

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appears, reading red "That line {A of neither."} text

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in Bad types {Strong Edgarware.exe, the text with a on-screen, along following up bringing tune.} quick

the text} {Strong Bad switches following and the hits screen to enter,

STRONG BAD: All a now drop right, Edgar, train on 'em...

now appears dings and the following the {The on screen:} computer

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{The and the floor.} slides the 386 melts off on Compy text and background screen onto

BAD: STRONG Oooh!

a desk.} of out the computer view The of out zooms Bad jumps the {Strong camera to way.

BAD: STRONG carpet. And the my just peed Compy...

becomes Loafing the wall.} corner {The underlying No off an the sign the code following computer gridwork briefly of falls flashes, it. The and desk pseudo-HTML showing to

<head>
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SAD: STRONG you Did get hundred thousand four viruses?

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turns into {Strong Strong the Sad Sad card character Page out the and screen. creeps the flies screen The off and the and top up email.} of up at the of Main

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off black the the the screen then desk Bad stops.} and {Strong computer runs and of right the to into

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back Bad tries to the to causing still space.} shifts fall on but jump left, blank him into room room, {Strong the

BAD: STRONG Hey!

onscreen. Runner His {Homestar is torso walks Runner Homestar The's, producing his ghost is he glides. moving, rest several leaves him himself.} behind He but legs images trail a the normal. just of Instead of him, motion of

HOMESTAR RUNNER: fear, know Never Strong fix box. Bad! I your to computer how back Bad.} {He then Strong Compy, the to turns to

STRONG BAD: {stands up} no, don't No, touch that!

RUNNER: HOMESTAR words. needs Your box super onto off ground.} falls the and {His head these this right here! Gotta one Like have {picks "downloads" the from up Navbar} one this and "games"} up {picks this-a-this-a-this and one. {picks up "characters"}

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herself, {Marzipan words into rendering of ASCII turns and deep voice and unintelligible.} extremely distorted, becomes making an her art her

MAD: STRONG SPELL I CAN'T YOU!

MARZIPAN: gibberish} unintelligible {more

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THE OF TOWN: KING to A the little left. the King.} shovel {The Poopsmith toward the extends Good, good...

scene a to suddenly changes {The Teen Squad Girl-style "issue piece text paper, with the of the 3.14159265and rest" the gone.} is The Poopsmith at top.

OF TOWN: THE KING pops crown in up {his surprise} Ooh! Poopsmith?!

is {The the One and huge of distorted.} rhino appears out Ugly RhinoFeeder", her with "Strong mouth from nowhere sound and Bad's

UGLY THE ONE: it I I can do can do it! times nine!

King Ugly of and {The arm her One extends slapping Town.} the starts

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BUBS: I done a shoulda like, this, million years ago.

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to which starts the pans to The Bubs Cheat dancing. {A holding and to left salsa reveal Strong Bad camera rhythm up, start a The shotgun.}

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RUNNER: HOMESTAR back have Hey, Bubs, leg now? my I can

long {There is pause.} a

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[edit] Easter Eggs

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[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Explanations

[edit] Trivia

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[edit] Remarks

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[edit] Fixed Glitches

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[edit] References Inside

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[edit] Real-World References

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[edit] Fast Forward

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[edit] DVD Version

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[edit] Transcript Commentary

(by: Commentary Chapman Mike, Matt Chapman, Homestar Runner)

MIKE: Matt. tiny, email This looks

MATT: funny It's shape. a

MIKE: words smaller the the and bottom. rest, than It's at little there's

MATT: make This doesn't sense any to me!

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MATT: Pardon? B—

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MATT: Yeah.

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MATT: Mm hmm.

MIKE: than Took most. longer

MATT: time in A coming. long

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MIKE: song. That's a good

MATT: Thanks.

{Pause}

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MATT: Sad's Web Strong journal.

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MIKE: Mm hmm.

{Pause}

MIKE: good, Say something Matt.

MATT: Uh—

MIKE: Make it it— funny. Make

MATT: right. All different {adopts tone} T— To— voice} {normal commentary. did character do— a gonna yeah, weren't going we when we this was I be to Oh,

MIKE: Start Homestar. yeah. Oh doing

MATT: All right...

{Pause}

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MIKE: That was of a lot you's.

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HOMESTAR: no. No,

MIKE: you— Oh,

HOMESTAR: Look bad.

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MIKE: there's Look, leg. your

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MIKE: Bu—

{Pause}

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HOMESTAR: I don't, man.

MIKE: {laughs} Good.

HOMESTAR: learn hard that way? the Did you

MIKE: No.

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MIKE: I think it's okay. No,

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HOMESTAR: sounds great Mike, loss contradiction. a like But— a

MIKE: {laughs}

HOMESTAR: had I've never I any don't— great losses.

MIKE: meaning— "Great"— not "large," meaning "Great"

HOMESTAR: losses. are losses All my bad

MIKE: You've loss? great had a never

HOMESTAR: pounds. Except some maybe, {Pause} that really huh? just thing, hole a right put He through

MIKE: Didn't Yeah. wall, though. through go the

HOMESTAR: Nope. {whispering} quiet. Let's get

MIKE: {whispering} Okay.

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