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(in appearance): order of Cast Bad Strong, Sad Strong, Coach Z egg) (Easter Homestar Runner, Mad Strong, Marzipan, Poopsmith The, Town of The King, One Ugly The, Bubs, The Cheat, Rather Dashing, Fightgar (Easter egg)

Places: Computer Room, House Marzipan's, Town's Castle of King, Background Paper, Stick The, Concession Stand Bubs' egg) (Easter

Computer: 386 Compy

Date: Monday, 2004 November 15,

Time: Running 4:05

Page Title: 386?? Compy

DVD: Disc strongbad_email.exe Four, Sbemails' DVD Hits 50 Greatest

Contents

[edit] Transcript

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[edit] Commentary Transcript

(by: Commentary Mike Chapman, Matt Chapman, Homestar Runner)

MIKE: Matt. tiny, This email looks

MATT: It's shape. funny a

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MATT: Thanks.

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MIKE: Homestar. doing yeah. Oh Start

MATT: right... All

{Pause}

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MIKE: {whispering} Okay.

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