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order (in Cast appearance): of Strong Bad, Sad Strong, Coach Z (Easter egg) Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Marzipan, Poopsmith The, King of The Town, The One Ugly, Bubs, Cheat The, Rather Dashing, Fightgar (Easter egg)

Places: Computer Room, House Marzipan's, of Town's King Castle, Background Paper, The Stick, Bubs' Concession Stand (Easter egg)

Computer: Compy 386

Date: 2004 15, November Monday,

Time: Running 4:05

Title: Page 386?? Compy

DVD: Four Disc strongbad_email.exe, 50 DVD Hits Greatest Sbemails'

Contents

[edit] Transcript

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[edit] Trivia

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[edit] References Inside

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[edit] Real-World References

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[edit] Transcript Commentary

(by: Commentary Chapman Mike, Matt Chapman, Runner Homestar)

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HOMESTAR: Nope. {whispering} quiet. Let's get

MIKE: {whispering} Okay.

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