Fan 'Stumes 2022
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''{Open on the wall of the basement of the Brothers Strong. A projector screen comes down and the lights dim. The first slide shows a fan dressed as Z Sabre brandishing a prop sword and standing in front of a space-themed background.}'' | ''{Open on the wall of the basement of the Brothers Strong. A projector screen comes down and the lights dim. The first slide shows a fan dressed as Z Sabre brandishing a prop sword and standing in front of a space-themed background.}'' | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And now... four seconds for four Gregs. | '''STRONG BAD:''' And now... four seconds for four Gregs. | ||
- | ''{The next slide is a montage of four images. The Four Gregs music plays. Top left shows Sci-Fi Greg giving a Star Trek salute. Top right shows an Open Source Greg sitting in | + | ''{The next slide is a montage of four images. The Four Gregs music plays. Top left shows Sci-Fi Greg giving a Star Trek salute. Top right shows an Open Source Greg sitting in a chair with a laptop. Bottom left shows three Gregs standing outdoors, with Open Source Greg represented by a T-Shirt on a stump with a picture of him on a laptop. Bottom right is another Open Source Greg holding a laptop.}'' |
''{The next slide shows a fan dressed as Homsar, with her hands covered with extra-long white sleeves. The room behind her is very messy.}'' | ''{The next slide shows a fan dressed as Homsar, with her hands covered with extra-long white sleeves. The room behind her is very messy.}'' | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I've seen some varied and questionable approaches to my mouth this year. Like, this one's going ''{the mouth on the image animates}'' Ooh, I'm the only one who dressed up at this party I thought it was a costume party I guess it's not! | '''STRONG BAD:''' I've seen some varied and questionable approaches to my mouth this year. Like, this one's going ''{the mouth on the image animates}'' Ooh, I'm the only one who dressed up at this party I thought it was a costume party I guess it's not! | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' And old Beetle-bug Strong Bad here's got two mouths for some reason? ''{the mouth on the mask moves}'' One for regular talking, ''{The upper mouth moves, as Strong Bad talks like Sharpdene}'' and one for Sharpdene talking! That's right! ''{the mask mouth moves again; normal voice}'' That enough out of you. | ||
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+ | ''{The next slide shows Strong Bad standing next to someone dressed in a leopard suit in front of a porch with fake spider webs.}'' | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' And this one dressed up as me doing Upper-Lip-Man for The Cheat! The Cheat loves Upper-Lip-Man! | ||
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Revision as of 20:02, 19 November 2022
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Strong Bad continues to mock fan costumes for 2022.
Cast (in order of appearance): Stinkoman, Strong Bad, Manolios Ugly One, Blue Laser Commander, The King of Town, Limozeen, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, Rheumatoid T'Daveral, Pom Pom (Easter egg)
Costumes (in order of appearance): Z Sabre, Manolios Ugly One, The Ugly One, Sir Hotbod Handsomeface, Strong Bad as Dr. Crygor, Blue Laser Commander, , Sci-Fi Greg, Open Source Greg, D n' D Greg, Japanese Culture Greg, Homsar, Troghammer, Strong Bad, The Knight, Homestar Runner, Larry Palaroncini, Rather Dashing, Two Cars, Tennessee, Downtown Pantsburg, Dolph Hauldhagen, Champeen, Porrige Maiden, Statue of Libery's deadbead cousin, Scotty Titi, Rheumatoid T'Daveral, Vampire's Castle Gallery, Strong Sad, The Cheat's Strong Sad costume, Coach Z, The Deathly Pallor, mecha-Strong Sad, Grape Nuts Robot, Humidibot, The Cheatbot, Casio Head Strong Bad, The Cheat, Trogdor, Bear Holding a Shark, Strong Mad, Old Man Rootbeer, Mr. Poofers, Crack Stuntman, Bad Graphics Ghost, The Paper
Places: Basement of the Brothers Strong, The Field
Date: Saturday, November 19, 2022
Running Time: 8:41
Page Title: Peach Fuzz is Quite a Problem!
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{Open on the wall of the basement of the Brothers Strong. A projector screen comes down and the lights dim. The first slide shows a fan dressed as Z Sabre brandishing a prop sword and standing in front of a space-themed background.}
STINKOMAN: Are you asking to be included in this year's Halloween Costume Commentary even though you're clearly at a COMIC BOOK CONVENTIIIOOON?!
{The next slide shows a man dressed as Manolios Ugly One, holding a microphone coming out from a stereo speaker.}
STRONG BAD: Whoa, this Manolios Ugly One {a thumbnail of Manolios Ugly One from the Teen Girl Squad comic appears for comparison} costume is perfect! Right down to the stains! {A red outline appears around the first stain} There's curry for breakfast, {a red outline appears around the second stain} stewed tomatoes for lunch, {a red outline appears around the third stain} and this one's just a festering wound!
{A talk balloon appears on the slide.}
STRONG BAD: {as Manolios Ugly One} Okay, everyone. Give it up for my little girl and her new boyfriend, Sir Hotbod Handsome Face. {a second talk balloon appears} {quickly} I gut you like sheep—
{The next slide shows a girl dressed as the Hotgly One, holding a Strong Bad plush doll with a hard hat on its head. Party music plays.}
STRONG BAD: The Ugly One!
{A thumbnail of The Hotgly One and Sir Hotbod Handsomeface slides in from the left for comparison.}
THE UGLY ONE: Let's get it on like Diddy Kong!
{The Hotgly One in the thumbnail begins dancing.}
{The next slide shows a Strong Bad plush doll wearing a crochet version of his Dr. Crygor costume from 2022 Costume Pack Now Available.}
STRONG BAD: You already crocheted my costume from this year's Halloween cartoon? That's awesome! {whispering} Psst: See me after the commentary so I can commission one o' them toilet paper cozies, y'know what I'm talkin' about? Maybe shaped like Marshie, {A crochet Marshie appears} or one of {A crochet version of one of Strong Sad's feet appears} Strong Sad's soolnds?
{The next slide shows a fan dressed as the Blue Laser Commander, holding a Strong Bad plush doll and posing in front of a Strong Badia flag.}
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: We'll blow up my Halloween by being unrecognizable to almost everyone!
{The next slide is a blue slide reading "And now..."}
STRONG BAD: And now... four seconds for four Gregs.
{The next slide is a montage of four images. The Four Gregs music plays. Top left shows Sci-Fi Greg giving a Star Trek salute. Top right shows an Open Source Greg sitting in a chair with a laptop. Bottom left shows three Gregs standing outdoors, with Open Source Greg represented by a T-Shirt on a stump with a picture of him on a laptop. Bottom right is another Open Source Greg holding a laptop.}
{The next slide shows a fan dressed as Homsar, with her hands covered with extra-long white sleeves. The room behind her is very messy.}
STRONG BAD: This is a blatant case of Homsar-baiting, in which the costume-ee stands in a super messy room, trying to get me to make a non-sequitir out of all the crap in the background. But I'm not falling for it. Or this is just a super-accurate Omsal costume. You guys remember Omsal?
{An orange board book featuring Omsal standing in front of a bed appears.}
STRONG BAD: You guys remember Omsal? The charming Dutch cartoon character from the seventies?
{The board book slides to the right, side-by-side with the fan costume image, as the music from little questions plays.}
STRONG BAD: {as Homsar} Omsal! You must clean up your room! Aeeeh, there's a heart-shaped hole in my tiny dog bed.
{The next slide shows a fan dressed as the Troghammer, holding a large hammer.}
STRONG BAD: That's a pretty good Troghammer. Except he's more like a Trog... {A Trogdor!! The Board Game card appears, modifying text as Strong Bad speaks} giant toothpick stuck in a giant raspberry piece of Hubba-Bubba...er.
{The next slide shows a man in a Strong Bad mask and boxing gloves at a party.}
STRONG BAD: I've seen some varied and questionable approaches to my mouth this year. Like, this one's going {the mouth on the image animates} Ooh, I'm the only one who dressed up at this party I thought it was a costume party I guess it's not!
{The next slide shows Strong Bad with the mouth part of the mask not covered, brandishing his boxing gloves.}
STRONG BAD: And this one's getting into {the mouth animates with a sing-song voice} ter-ti-ar-y {normal voice} territory.
{The next slide shows a Strong Bad with the white part of his mask pointing upwards and slitted pupils in the green eyes. The man's mouth is visible above the mouth on the mask.}
STRONG BAD: And old Beetle-bug Strong Bad here's got two mouths for some reason? {the mouth on the mask moves} One for regular talking, {The upper mouth moves, as Strong Bad talks like Sharpdene} and one for Sharpdene talking! That's right! {the mask mouth moves again; normal voice} That enough out of you.
{The next slide shows Strong Bad standing next to someone dressed in a leopard suit in front of a porch with fake spider webs.}
STRONG BAD: And this one dressed up as me doing Upper-Lip-Man for The Cheat! The Cheat loves Upper-Lip-Man!
Easter Eggs
Fun Facts
Inside References
- The easter egg is a reference to 3 Times Halloween Funjob.