User:HoveringSombrero

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Homsar's words of wisdom: "I'm just in time for the murder mystery!"

2018	This user discovered the HR website in 2018*.

TMBW	This user is also on This Might Be A Wiki.

This user found the lack of April Fools' pranks on Gfdgsgxgzgdrc's userpage in 2023.

This user has their lazors set on stun because they have to stun you just to get their point through.

This user has been on a Halloween costume commentary.

This user is also on YouTube.

This user's favourite Big Toon is Bug in Mouth Disease.

This user's favourite short is Strong Bad Classics.

This user's favourite Halloween toon is 2022 Costume Pack Now Available.

This user's favourite Decemberween toon is A Decemberween Mackerel.

This user's favourite Puppet Stuff short is Dangeresque: Puppet Squad - The Curly Fried Caper.

This user's favourite email is independent.

This user's favourite Video Stuff short is Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer.

This user's favourite Teen Girl Squad issue is Issue #11.

This user's favourite Marzipan's Answering Machine toon is Version 17.2.

This user's favourite Powered By The Cheat toon is Crystal Fortress.

This user's favourite character is prolly Homestar.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

This user loves Puppet Stuff.

This user is not willing to sever their leg, but they would like to try a combo meal.

This user's favourite Chapman is Matt.

The first toon this user ever saw was Experimental Film.

This user has rocked out to Trogdor on Guitar Hero II.

This user has rocked out to Because, It's Midnite on Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s.

WP	This user is also on Wikipedia.

This user can help you get a leg up on the pile.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

This user is an expanded universe character.

This user will get Eh Steve!.

This user can do it! He can do it twelve times!

This user has all types of crazy crap.

This user occasionally watches cartoons on Podstar Runner.

This user supports Pistols for Pandas.

This user can play the drum!

This user plays on the keyboards.

This user is a Canadian.

This user is male.

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

This user is gonna have a good time tonight.

This user contributes using Safari.

This user also contributes using Google Chrome.

PQ	This user loves to play Peasant's Quest but has never gotten past the Jhonka.

This user's favourite Tandy-era email is guitar.

This user's favourite Compy-era email is virus.

This user's favourite Lappy-era email is pet show.

This user has already told you what his favourite Compé-era email is. Why would he need to tell you twice?

This user's favourite Lappier-era email is parenting.

This user doesn't know what's fun about eating less candy.

This user was raised by a cup of coffee.

This user just wrote, directed, produced, and distributed a movie with his cell phone!

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user is being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

#andamovie

This user is a Community fan.

This user does not play with 2 many knives.

This user was disqualified for flagrant use of relish foot.

This user can see you from there.

This user owns Set 1 of the Collectible Figurines.

This user owns a Black Trogdor T-shirt.

This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

This user owns the Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set.

This user owns the Everything Else DVDs Three Disc Set.

This user owns the retail edition of Trogdor!! The Board Game.

This user would like you to meet... your long lost twin brother.

This user could use a dollar, they could use a couple bucks.

Oh, and this user was totally there and not at Applebee's! Good Shot, John—Jimmy!

This user squished you, peasanty.

This user listens to Come On, Fhqwhpods!.

This user got distracted by The Thnikkaman.

This user wants to be the guy too.

This user has a good time with bread.

This user is prepared to send you their weight in free sign up CDs.

This user loves Powered by The Cheat Toons.

This user is so glad The Cheat is not dead.

This user thinks the Zubs and Coach B project is pretty hilarious.

This user wears glasses.

This user's an abomination and is coming to your house after school!

This user is a member of the Wet Knee Gumption Club.

Obvious exits from this user page are North, South, and Dennis.

They Might Be Giants, 2001:

Hey, hovering sombrero, gently waving in the air above the meadow.

Hey everypeople, I'm HoveringSombrero. I absolutely love Homestar Runner. So much, it's almost unhealthy! (Just kidding, well, maybe.) It's my favourite web-series on the Internet (not that there's any competition.) You'll usually see me adding the newest Instagram posts and Tweets. Also I has a sandbox. If you need to talk to me, I suggest you do it on my talk page!

I came across Homestar in 2018, maybe? I overheard my mom showing my brother this weird video about some guy drawing a dragon. I was intrigued and then, I watched the toon myself, and loved it. That night, my entire family sat down and watched a bunch of Homestar cartoons on YouTube on the TV, such as techno, Everybody to the Limit, Fish Eye Lens. Then I kinda sorta became obsessed. I knew it was a website, but I wasn't really interested in that, because all those cartoons and sbemails were right there on YouTube (or so I thought.) Then in 2021, I decided to type "homestarrunner.com" into my computer and I came across the website, and I fell in love with not just the toons but the games, clickity-clickity easter eggs, and other fun things that could be only found on a website dot com!

[edit] Cartoon recommendation of the week whenever

Schedule = very no. (archive of all recommendations here.)

 Strong Bad Email #80: stunt double watch

[edit] My proudest moment

I have actually appeared on the website! What? Don’t believe me? I have bona-fide proof!

Also, I solved a crucial part of Gfdgsgxgzgdrc's 2023 April Fools' riddle as you probably noticed from my userboxes, and was awarded this ribbon by The Knights Who Say Ni: