Manolios Ugly One

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"I gut you like sheep."

Manolios Ugly One is The Ugly One's father. He is the owner of Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn, a pawn shop specializing in used and broken electronic goods. Manolios is a fat, middle-aged man with thinning curly hair and a beard, and wears tan pants and a stained tank top shirt.

Manolios has a flair for sales, despite his stock being somewhat less than functional; he showcases a broken VCR and a smashed VHS tape in his Easter egg "commercial" for Lectro-pawn. He has muttered (in tiny letters) "or something like that" after his sales pitches.

In the commentary for Teen Girl Squad Issue 10, Matt Chapman reveals that Manolios' name is taken from the Manolios boat that he and Jackie Chapman rode in Greece.

In Teen Girl Squad Issue 15 Manolios is revealed to have a somewhat protective side for his daughter, as he threatens to "gut [D n' D Greg] like sheep" if he does anything out of line to The Ugly One. Although D n' D Greg does not give him any reason to, Manolios makes good on his threat soon afterwards. In true Manolios fashion, however, he tries to sell D n' D Greg a half-stereo for "two seventy-five" before gutting him.

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