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The characters in the Homestar Runner universe are known to reference and even drink alcoholic beverages. This sometimes results in rather humorous dialogue, as shown in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0.


[edit] Appearances

[edit] General


[edit] Beer

The Oneitude is directly proportional to the Colditude of the One.
See also Cold One

[edit] Cognac

[edit] Martinis

[edit] Mouthwash

"Coach Z, you oughta be ashamed of yourself."
See also Listerine
  • The Best Decemberween Ever — Coach Z drinks mouthwash, offers Homestar some, and passes out at the end of the cartoon as Homestar sings "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine", an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol.
    • Coach Z is also seen spiking the punch with Listerine in senior prom.
  • Decemberween Short Shorts — In the last short, Coach Z is seen inebriated by Listerine.

[edit] Wine

  • Email making out — In order to get the sender's boyfriend to make out with her, Strong Bad proposes lighting "a few candles and maybe having a glass of wine".
  • Email the show — The character on the "We'll be right back" screen holds a wine glass.
  • Email different town (Easter egg) — A drawing of Eh! Steve! drinking from a wine glass can be seen.
  • Email dangeresque 3 — Strong Bad asks the viewer not to throw "full wine bottles" at the screen.
  • Email montageStrong Bad and the Wagon Fulla Pancakes drink wine on a boat in the lake.
  • Email rock opera — Strong Bad swirls a glass of wine as he informs the viewers that he is "pleasant".
  • Videlectrix — The Game Gallery has a picture of a glass of wine and cheese.
  • New BootsPowered by The Cheat Strong Bad made The Cheat's favorite: a picnic plate with wine and a baguette.
  • Drive-Thru — Strong Bad asks "Inviso-Jeeves" for a bottle of Château Prétende 1974, presumably wine.
  • Baddest of the Bands — A bottle of wine sits on a table at Club Technochocolate.
  • Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle — After finding wine and cheese in the castle study, Strong Bad suggests that the Vampire will be having a wine tasting later. After winning the game, he and The Cheat have a wine tasting in the Alchemist's laboratory with the members of Ratt.

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