Unseen Characters

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Who are those guys?

Unseen characters often play a part in the Homestar Runner body of work. They are characters who are heard, mentioned, or partially seen, but never completely seen by the viewers.

[edit] Heard

Characters who are heard, but never seen.

Marzipan's Answering Machine:
- Kevin (Version 6.0)
- Ron Dardman (Version 10.2)
- Łukasz (Version 11.2)
- Another person with a strong accent (Version 11.2)
- Marzipan's questionable surgeon (Version 15.2)
- Wade (Baddest of the Bands)

First Time Here? and Fluffy Puff Commercial:
- Cherry Greg
- Clapper Loader

On The Brothers Strong's TV set:
- Caleb Rentpayer
- Tucksworth
- An unnamed man (a truck is trying to kill him!) (email privileges)
- The above person's son (Cool Things)
- Announcer of "Some type of TV show" (email your friends)
- Announcer of "TV show featuring (The Cheat) in a Trans Am" (email mile)
- Dartmouth, an unnamed man (possibly Dartmouth's assistant), and an unnamed enemy of Dartmouth (email underlings)

Strong Bad Email
- Customer and clerk in a snooty independent record store (email comic Easter egg)
- The Shut up Lady (emails bottom 10, your funeral, licensed, buried and dictionary)
- Movie Characters (email the movies)

Other
- A small child trapped inside Coach Z's costume (On Break)
- Paper Crumple Man (Punkin Stencils Easter egg)

[edit] Mentioned

Characters who are mentioned, but never make an actual appearance.

[edit] Characters' Relatives

Coach Z's, Homestar Runner's and The Brothers Strong's parents
Homestar Runner's Stupid Uncle Egg (a fictional relative, mentioned in email secret recipes)
The Brothers Strong's Great Uncle Pawdabber, Crazy Aunt Eulatherm, and poopaw (may or may not exist; mentioned in email secret recipes)
Great-Grandmother of the Brothers Strong (mentioned in looking old)
Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman (one of Strong Bad's children under the name Vance Mudgeman from secret identity)
The Cheat's sister (more armies)
Debra, Marzipan's "hot" cousin (mentioned in Happy Dethemberween and senior prom)
Bubs' relatives:
- Mentioned in slumber party:
  - Bubs' cousin Louis (deceased)
  - Bubs' cousin Harold (deceased)
- Mentioned in fan club:
  - Bubs' first wife
- Mentioned in Most in the Graveyard:
  - Bubs' great-great-grandpappy
  - Bubs' great-great-grandpappy's cousin Harold (deceased)
  - Mort (either Harold's brother or Bubs' great-great-grandpappy's brother) (deceased)
  - Zgor ("Another Relative of Bubs") (deceased)
  - Bubs' great-great granduncle (possibly Coach Z's great good-aunt) (deceased)
  - Bubs' sister

[edit] The Office Employees

Fredrickson from Accounting (mentioned in dullard)
Rondleman from Regional Shipping Management Resources (mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 1)
Gunderson (unknown department, mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 3)
Mancuso from Accounting (mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 3)
Amanda from Sales (mentioned in More Fan Costumes)
"The Man" (mentioned in from work)

[edit] Others

A. Chimendez Jr. (credited in Commandos in the Classroom)
Art (hosts the showing of because, as it were in independent)
Bernardo Ralph Shawn ("some type of famous actor", mentioned by Homestar Runner in independent)
Beverly Sportsinterviews
Brent Musburger (wrote in Homestar's autograph book in geddup noise)
Buttercup, Marzipan's mule (cheatday DVD commentary)
Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews
Dan
Dirk Hosenmower (mentioned on a poster in rated)
Dripping Yellow Madness (Cool Things)
Fabrosi (Strong Bad's first best friend ever mentioned in lady...ing)
F.A.O. Chimendez (credited in The Limozeen Advantage)
Gary the Legend (Homestar Runner's imaginary tag-team partner in yes, wrestling)
Geoff Rondleman (credited in theme song)
Hebby Screbby (marked on a grave in Most in the Graveyard)
Jerome (told to show some respect during the singing of the Strong Badia National Anthem; Homestar Runner possibly alludes to him in anything, when he calls the email sender by this name and demands that he stay after class)
Hot Tub T (credited in theme song)
Jimnelius Hog-chigger (marked on a grave in Most in the Graveyard)
Leomard Sportsinterviews (debated)
Levert Burtmore
Madame Bodewell (a judge in pet show)
Little Marzipan (mentioned in stand-up)
"A Marsalis or two" (credited in theme song)
The Motion Picture Guy of Free Country USA (mentioned in In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer and Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene Theatrical Trailer
Muffins O. (mentioned on a poster in rated)
"A Neville of some sort" (credited in theme song)
Nobody U. Know (quoted at the beginning of because, as it were in independent)
An old lady (Mentioned in Strong Sad's Lament)
Plutis (marked on a grave in Most in the Graveyard)
Reg (always has the ball)
Rich (Bubs tries to cover up his death in buried)
Ronmartin Realdude (to whom Coach Z is supposedly speaking in an Easter egg in diorama)
Ron Staple (Mentioned in the auto-reply response received when an email is sent to Homestar Runner's email address)
Saucy Jackson (mentioned on a poster in rated)
Sid Hoffrenchman (credited in theme song)
Smarmy Cafe (credited in theme song)
Stan (Cool Things)
Stiny
Taco-Man (Halloween Potion-ma-jig)

"Class dismissed! 'cept for you, Jerome!"
Tess Ballthrow (credited in theme song)
"That lady" who gives Pom Pom a hundred bucks (in 3 Times Halloween Funjob)
The Homestar Runner's dog (possibly named "Old Eyelids"; mentioned in 20X6 vs. 1936
Tim "Timmers" Ballthrow (credited in theme song)
Trina LaBoo (an actress starring in two of the films mentioned in rated)
Van Mundegaarde (Strong Bad's main man, mentioned in Strong Bad Email 2 years)
Wibe Chimendez (apparently a vaudeville performer, credited in Sickly Sam's Big Outing)
Youdbetterbelieveit Chimendez (credited in highschool)