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- | [[Image:CGNU Crest.png|thumb|right|230px|"The Future | + | [[Image:CGNU Crest.png|thumb|right|230px|"The Future Is You... Probably"]] |
- | In addition to normal [[ | + | In addition to normal [[catch phrases]] on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have '''slogans, mottos or jingles.''' |
==Appearances== | ==Appearances== | ||
===[[Ab-Abber 2000]]=== | ===[[Ab-Abber 2000]]=== | ||
- | *"They'll be [[ | + | *"They'll be [[all up ons]]!" {{--}} [[suntan]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Air Cardgage]]=== | ||
+ | *"This is not what I sagged on for." {{--}} [[diorama]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Always Be'sing & Do'sing]]=== | ||
+ | *"Always [[Be's|be'sing]] and do'sing, and never cheesing or choosing!" {{--}} [[the next april fools thing]] | ||
+ | *"If you're choosin', you're losin'!" {{--}} [[the next april fools thing]] | ||
+ | *"Changin' attitudes with rhymin' platitudes!" {{--}} [[the next april fools thing]] | ||
+ | *"If you're not attendin', you're gonna be... lendin'... your neighbor... a... yard tool... like a shovel. Or a rake." (Always Be's Do'sing 3 Day Life Cleanse Seminar) {{--}} [[the next april fools thing]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[other days#Easter Eggs|B. Ryan Holmes, Certified Arborist]]=== | ||
+ | *"I think it has to do with trees!" {{--}} [[other days]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Blubb-O's]]=== | ||
+ | *"You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's." {{--}} [[nightlife]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]] | ||
+ | *"Come the Heck Down!" {{--}} [[Blubb-O's Commercial]] | ||
+ | |||
===[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]=== | ===[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]=== | ||
- | *"We're always awesome!" | + | *"We 'got' the goods" {{--}} [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] |
+ | *"All types of crazy [[crap]]" {{--}} [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] | ||
+ | *"We're always awesome!" {{--}} [[Bubs's Character Video]] | ||
+ | *"We've Got Everything! [[Twice]]!" {{--}} [[Homestar Ruiner]] | ||
+ | *"Make yourself Bubsmfortable!" (as Bubsmfort Inn & Suites) {{--}} [[Fan Costumes 2017]] | ||
===[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]=== | ===[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]=== | ||
- | *"It's-A Really Old" | + | *"It's-A Really Old" {{--}} [[privileges]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Bull Honkey]]=== | ||
+ | *"Thinnest Can Around!!" {{--}} [[road trip]] | ||
===[[Cheat Commandos]]=== | ===[[Cheat Commandos]]=== | ||
- | *"Buy all our playsets and toys!" | + | *"[[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]]" |
+ | *"Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!" | ||
+ | *"Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!" (according to [[Gunhaver]]; not what they usually say, as [[Silent Rip]] noted) {{--}} [[An Important Rap Song]] | ||
- | ===[[Coach Z Ale]]=== | + | ===[[Minor Foods#Cheat Commandos... O's|Cheat Commandos...O's]]=== |
- | *"Differently Lame!" | + | *"Those aren't O's!" {{--}} [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] |
+ | *"Those still aren't O's!" {{--}} [[specially marked]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Breakfast Cereals from specially marked|Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops!]]=== | ||
+ | *"Part of this new, tritious breakfast" {{--}} [[specially marked]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[bottom 10|Chocozuma's Revenge]]=== | ||
+ | *"14 Desserts in One!" {{--}} [[bottom 10]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[city (comma) state]]=== | ||
+ | *"In the dead of a small factory town, dealing with your quirky, dysfunctional family is the ''easiest'' part of the journey." {{--}} [[independent]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Minor Drinks#coach_z_ale|Coach Z Ale]]=== | ||
+ | *"Differently Lame!" {{--}} [[time capsule]] | ||
===[[Cold One]]=== | ===[[Cold One]]=== | ||
- | *"A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." | + | *"A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." {{--}} [[property of ones]] |
+ | *"Straight from the oven!" (Wärm Önes) {{--}} [[property of ones]] | ||
+ | *"Holy Crap! This Tastes Good!" (Strong Beer Premium [[Alcohol]]ic Cold Ones) {{--}} [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Strong Bad Screensaver]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Compé]]=== | ||
+ | *"Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." {{--}} [[Compy Catalog]] | ||
===[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]=== | ===[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]=== | ||
- | *"The future is you... probably" | + | *"The future is you... probably" {{--}} [[CGNU]] |
+ | *"Join the e-NIVERSITY e-VOLUTION <strike>e-DAY</strike> TODAY!!" (CGNU Online e-Niversity) {{--}} [[theme song]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[independent#Easter Eggs|Cyber.Comma.Static]]=== | ||
+ | *"In the dead of space, dealing with aliens is the ''easiest'' part of the voyage." {{--}} [[independent]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Products from modeling#Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream|Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream]]=== | ||
+ | *"Got Stinkfoot? Get Stankfoot!" {{--}} [[modeling]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Minor Foods#File Folder Shaped Vitamins|File Folder Shaped Vitamins]]=== | ||
+ | *"Great for the break room, or maybe a desk drawer!" {{--}} [[the next april fools thing]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[anything#Easter Eggs|Fish Lake]]=== | ||
+ | *"Home of This Fish" {{--}} [[anything]] | ||
===[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]=== | ===[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]=== | ||
- | *"Seriously, folks, they're the best." | + | *"Seriously, folks, they're the best." {{--}} [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] |
- | *"The first one to eat a million, wins." | + | *"The first one to eat a million, wins." {{--}} [[the show]] |
- | *"Made from the best stuff!" | + | *"Made from the best stuff!" ([[Fluffy Puff Mayo|Fluffy Puff All-Marshmallow Mayonnaise]]) {{--}} [[Meet Marshie]], [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]] |
- | *"They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!" | + | *"They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!" {{--}} [[Meet Marshie]] |
- | *"Yeah! Still!" | + | *"Yeah! Still!" {{--}} [[retirement]] |
+ | *"Why ever drink again?" ([[Fluffy Puff Malloweens]]) {{--}} [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] | ||
===[[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]]=== | ===[[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]]=== | ||
- | *"Handpuffed at the factory in [[Neuconsin]]" | + | *"Handpuffed at the factory in [[Neuconsin]]" {{--}} [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] |
- | *"Look Lively!!" | + | *"Look Lively!!" {{--}} [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Genghis Khan]] [[lady...ing#Easter Eggs|for Women]]=== | ||
+ | *"Smell like a Warlord!" {{--}} [[lady...ing]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Grampy Aught-Six]]=== | ||
+ | *"Because {{w|Piccadilly Restaurants|Piccadilly}}'s not open 24 hours." {{--}} [[Compy Catalog]] | ||
===[[Hamburger Shampoo]]=== | ===[[Hamburger Shampoo]]=== | ||
- | *"Geddup Noise approved!" | + | *"[[The Geddup Noise|Geddup Noise]] approved!" {{--}} [[geddup noise]] |
- | *"Like a backyard BBQ | + | *"Like a backyard BBQ...on your hair!" {{--}} [[geddup noise]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[your edge#Easter Eggs|Have Edge Times Magazine]]=== | ||
+ | *"on the cutting edge of edge-having" {{--}} [[your edge]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Products from modeling#Homely Boy Brand Tube Socks|Homely Boy Brand]] [[Tube Socks]]=== | ||
+ | *"You [[might could]] sleep in one!" {{--}} [[modeling]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Hollerin' Jimmy's]]=== | ||
+ | *"We have no idea what's in this box!!" (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit) {{--}} [[lackey]] | ||
+ | *"There is no way this thing really works!!" (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit) {{--}} [[Happy Hallow-day]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Hot Jones|Hot Pooey]]=== | ||
+ | *"Oh dear [[Religion|God]], what have we done??" {{--}} [[A Decemberween Mackerel]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Breakfast Cereals from specially marked|Hypothetic-O's]]=== | ||
+ | *"Potentially Delicious Possible Cereal!" {{--}} [[specially marked]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine]]=== | ||
+ | *"Eat 'em like candy!" {{--}} [[time capsule]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Jurvy-Skat]]=== | ||
+ | *"Goodtime Family Fun™" {{--}} [[Family Resemblence]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Lappy 486]]=== | ||
+ | *"Finally, a computer for your lap!" {{--}} [[animal]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Minor Foods#Last Minit Peanut Brittle|Last Minit Peanut Brittle]]=== | ||
+ | *"We really just made it!" {{--}} [[business trip]] | ||
===[[Litigation Jackson]]=== | ===[[Litigation Jackson]]=== | ||
- | *"The system really works, jerks!" | + | *"The system really works, jerks!" {{--}} [[A Decemberween Pageant]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Minor Drinks#malinko drinko|Malinko Drinko]]=== | ||
+ | *"Crystal clear like domestic beer!" {{--}} [[rough copy]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Piemonade]]=== | ||
+ | *"Cool, Refreshing... Piemonade!!" {{--}} [[other days]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Polymascotfoamalate]]=== | ||
+ | *"Ingenuitizing the Future!" {{--}} [[4 branches]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]=== | ||
+ | *"Don't eat it like the cartoon, man!" {{--}} [[radio]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Radio Stations and Shows#Public Radio Sounds|Public Radio Sounds]]=== | ||
+ | *"Smooth 'n Smarmy" {{--}} [[radio]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Roomy-Vac]]=== | ||
+ | *"The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" {{--}} [[Compy Catalog]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Rough Copy!]]=== | ||
+ | *"Promblem-Packed <!--[sic]; makes fun of the sender's typo--> Action!" {{--}} [[rough copy]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Minor Drinks#sb20|SB<sub>2</sub>O]]=== | ||
+ | *"Pure as a mountain [[goat]]!" {{--}} [[rough copy]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Sbemailiarized Entertainment]]=== | ||
+ | *"Yeah Yeah, No, Yeah!" {{--}} [[Sbemailiarized!]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[modeling#Easter Eggs|SB Finest Colognac]]=== | ||
+ | *"Drink it. Or wear it. We don't really give a care." {{--}} [[modeling]] | ||
===[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]=== | ===[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]=== | ||
- | *"Who's got the money?" | + | *"Who's got the money?!?" {{--}} [[candy product]] |
- | *"You got SBLOUNSKCHED!" | + | *"You got SBLOUNSKCHED!" {{--}} [[candy product]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Scarfgirl]]=== | ||
+ | *"fashion AND environmental stuff" {{--}} [[secret identity]] | ||
===[[Schenectady Crispies]]=== | ===[[Schenectady Crispies]]=== | ||
- | *"I hope I don't get caught!" | + | *"I hope I don't get caught!" {{--}} [[labor day]], [[the bet]] |
===[[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]]=== | ===[[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]]=== | ||
- | *"Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" | + | *"Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" {{--}} [[Senor Mortgage]] |
- | *"No Probalo!" | + | *"No Probalo!" {{--}} [[Senor Mortgage]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Minor_Foods#Sog dog|Sog Dog]]=== | ||
+ | *"Mmmm... Drink in That Bun!" {{--}} [[environment]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Breakfast Cereals from specially marked|Soundy Puffs]]=== | ||
+ | *"Real sounds in every puff!" {{--}} [[specially marked]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Trogdor!! The Board Game#Stack 'Em to the Heavens|Stack 'Em to the Heavens]]=== | ||
+ | *"The first one to stack a million, is doin' it wrong!" {{--}} [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[parenting#Easter Eggs|SteaKasTle]]=== | ||
+ | *"We put two steaks in our name!" (One is the word "steak"! The other is the letter T.) {{--}} [[parenting]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Minor Foods#Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum|Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum]]=== | ||
+ | *"It's Light Green!!!" {{--}} [[2 emails]] | ||
+ | *"Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice." {{--}} [[2 emails]] | ||
===[[Strong Bad's EGGS]]=== | ===[[Strong Bad's EGGS]]=== | ||
- | *"A Nutritious Part of | + | *"A Nutritious Part of Your Morning Routine!" {{--}} [[morning routine]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]]=== | ||
+ | *"More Rides Than You Or <!--[sic]; "or" should never be capitalized--> Your Grandmother Can Handle!* ([[Mock Disclaimers|*please do not bring your grandmother]])" {{--}} [[theme park]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Strong Badia]] [[Action Cool 5|Action Cool News 5]]=== | ||
+ | *"We're investiga-awesome!" {{--}} [[local news]], [[Action Cool News-oween Report]] | ||
- | ===[[Strong Bad | + | ===[[Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum]]=== |
- | *" | + | *"GET TO THA POINT!" {{--}} [[pizzaz]] |
- | ===[[Strong | + | ===[[Minor Drinks#armpit latte|Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte]]=== |
- | *" | + | *"Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one." {{--}} [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] |
===[[Styles Upon Styles]]=== | ===[[Styles Upon Styles]]=== | ||
- | *"Steep prices and trees!" | + | *"Steep prices and trees!" {{--}} [[animal]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Suudsu]]=== | ||
+ | *"Pure Genius!" {{--}} [[bedtime story]] | ||
+ | *"Oh my, Suudsu!!" {{--}} [[bedtime story]] | ||
===[[Suge Brown]]=== | ===[[Suge Brown]]=== | ||
- | *"Don't | + | *"Don't borrow from thy neighbor!" {{--}} [[best thing]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Minor Foods#Temporarios|Temporarios]]=== | ||
+ | *"Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!" {{--}} [[strong badathlon]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|That Clock]]=== | ||
+ | *"Look at it go" {{--}} [[vacation]] | ||
===[[The Cheatcakes]]=== | ===[[The Cheatcakes]]=== | ||
- | *"Those people go to prison!" | + | *"Those people go to prison!" {{--}} [[stupid stuff]], [[time capsule]] |
+ | *"With Real The Cheat Spots!" {{--}} [[stupid stuff]] | ||
- | ===[[The | + | ===[[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|The Great Mound]]=== |
- | *" | + | *"Bigger than that one in {{w|Ohio}}!" {{--}} [[vacation]] |
- | ===Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders=== | + | ===[[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]]=== |
- | *"Whisk Away | + | *"Let the King have some!" {{--}} [[senior prom]] |
+ | *"For reals this time!" {{--}} [[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[for kids#Easter Eggs|The KOT's Good Gravy]]=== | ||
+ | *"I don't lets [[the Poopsmith]] near it!" {{--}} [[for kids]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[The Show]]=== | ||
+ | *"Chant! Words! Together!" {{--}} [[Non-Sequitur Champion]], [[Punkin Show]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[nightlife#Easter Eggs|The Stab Yourself!]]=== | ||
+ | *"Try NOT to stab yourself!" {{--}} [[nightlife]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[films from narrator#Things That Go Dump in the Night|Things That Go Dump in the Night]]=== | ||
+ | *"Your goose is cooked." {{--}} [[narrator]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[bottom 10|This Brownie Might Kill You]]=== | ||
+ | *"Beware... of Yumminess!" {{--}} [[bottom 10]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Thorax Corporation|Thorax]] [[cheat talk#Easter Eggs|Language Courses]]=== | ||
+ | *"Learn to speak in another man's tongue!" {{--}} [[cheat talk]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Minor Foods#Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders|Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders]]=== | ||
+ | *"Whisk Away the Worries!" {{--}} [[2 emails]] | ||
===[[Videlectrix]]=== | ===[[Videlectrix]]=== | ||
*"We use computers... to make video games!" | *"We use computers... to make video games!" | ||
- | ===[[ | + | ===[[Films from narrator#Whined & Dined|Whined & Dined]]=== |
- | *" | + | *"May the best man whine." {{--}} [[narrator]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Radio Stations and Shows#WSBD|WSBD]]=== | ||
+ | *"Several Dozen Listeners" {{--}} [[radio]] | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Catch Phrases]] | *[[Catch Phrases]] | ||
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[[Category:Lists]] | [[Category:Lists]] |
Current revision as of 23:56, 17 November 2023
In addition to normal catch phrases on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the Homestar Runner universe have slogans, mottos or jingles.
Appearances
Ab-Abber 2000
- "They'll be all up ons!" — suntan
Air Cardgage
- "This is not what I sagged on for." — diorama
Always Be'sing & Do'sing
- "Always be'sing and do'sing, and never cheesing or choosing!" — the next april fools thing
- "If you're choosin', you're losin'!" — the next april fools thing
- "Changin' attitudes with rhymin' platitudes!" — the next april fools thing
- "If you're not attendin', you're gonna be... lendin'... your neighbor... a... yard tool... like a shovel. Or a rake." (Always Be's Do'sing 3 Day Life Cleanse Seminar) — the next april fools thing
B. Ryan Holmes, Certified Arborist
- "I think it has to do with trees!" — other days
Blubb-O's
- "You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's." — nightlife, Blubb-O's Commercial
- "Come the Heck Down!" — Blubb-O's Commercial
Bubs' Concession Stand
- "We 'got' the goods" — The Best Decemberween Ever
- "All types of crazy crap" — The Best Decemberween Ever
- "We're always awesome!" — Bubs's Character Video
- "We've Got Everything! Twice!" — Homestar Ruiner
- "Make yourself Bubsmfortable!" (as Bubsmfort Inn & Suites) — Fan Costumes 2017
Bubs' Old Pizza
- "It's-A Really Old" — privileges
Bull Honkey
- "Thinnest Can Around!!" — road trip
Cheat Commandos
- "Buy all our playsets and toys!!"
- "Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!"
- "Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!" (according to Gunhaver; not what they usually say, as Silent Rip noted) — An Important Rap Song
Cheat Commandos...O's
- "Those aren't O's!" — Cheat Commandos...O's
- "Those still aren't O's!" — specially marked
Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops!
- "Part of this new, tritious breakfast" — specially marked
Chocozuma's Revenge
- "14 Desserts in One!" — bottom 10
city (comma) state
- "In the dead of a small factory town, dealing with your quirky, dysfunctional family is the easiest part of the journey." — independent
Coach Z Ale
- "Differently Lame!" — time capsule
Cold One
- "A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." — property of ones
- "Straight from the oven!" (Wärm Önes) — property of ones
- "Holy Crap! This Tastes Good!" (Strong Beer Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones) — Strong Bad Screensaver
Compé
- "Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." — Compy Catalog
Crazy Go Nuts University
- "The future is you... probably" — CGNU
- "Join the e-NIVERSITY e-VOLUTION
e-DAYTODAY!!" (CGNU Online e-Niversity) — theme song
Cyber.Comma.Static
- "In the dead of space, dealing with aliens is the easiest part of the voyage." — independent
Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream
- "Got Stinkfoot? Get Stankfoot!" — modeling
File Folder Shaped Vitamins
- "Great for the break room, or maybe a desk drawer!" — the next april fools thing
Fish Lake
- "Home of This Fish" — anything
Fluffy Puff Marshmallows
- "Seriously, folks, they're the best." — Fluffy Puff Commercial
- "The first one to eat a million, wins." — the show
- "Made from the best stuff!" (Fluffy Puff All-Marshmallow Mayonnaise) — Meet Marshie, Pumpkin Carve-nival, A Decemberween Pageant
- "They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!" — Meet Marshie
- "Yeah! Still!" — retirement
- "Why ever drink again?" (Fluffy Puff Malloweens) — Marshie vs. Little Girl
Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights
- "Handpuffed at the factory in Neuconsin" — Mr. Shmallow
- "Look Lively!!" — Mr. Shmallow
Genghis Khan for Women
- "Smell like a Warlord!" — lady...ing
Grampy Aught-Six
- "Because Piccadilly's not open 24 hours." — Compy Catalog
Hamburger Shampoo
- "Geddup Noise approved!" — geddup noise
- "Like a backyard BBQ...on your hair!" — geddup noise
Have Edge Times Magazine
- "on the cutting edge of edge-having" — your edge
Homely Boy Brand Tube Socks
- "You might could sleep in one!" — modeling
Hollerin' Jimmy's
- "We have no idea what's in this box!!" (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit) — lackey
- "There is no way this thing really works!!" (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit) — Happy Hallow-day
Hot Pooey
- "Oh dear God, what have we done??" — A Decemberween Mackerel
Hypothetic-O's
- "Potentially Delicious Possible Cereal!" — specially marked
Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine
- "Eat 'em like candy!" — time capsule
Jurvy-Skat
- "Goodtime Family Fun™" — Family Resemblence
Lappy 486
- "Finally, a computer for your lap!" — animal
Last Minit Peanut Brittle
- "We really just made it!" — business trip
Litigation Jackson
- "The system really works, jerks!" — A Decemberween Pageant
Malinko Drinko
- "Crystal clear like domestic beer!" — rough copy
Piemonade
- "Cool, Refreshing... Piemonade!!" — other days
Polymascotfoamalate
- "Ingenuitizing the Future!" — 4 branches
Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste
- "Don't eat it like the cartoon, man!" — radio
Public Radio Sounds
- "Smooth 'n Smarmy" — radio
Roomy-Vac
- "The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" — Compy Catalog
Rough Copy!
- "Promblem-Packed Action!" — rough copy
SB2O
- "Pure as a mountain goat!" — rough copy
Sbemailiarized Entertainment
- "Yeah Yeah, No, Yeah!" — Sbemailiarized!
SB Finest Colognac
- "Drink it. Or wear it. We don't really give a care." — modeling
SBLOUNSKCHED!
- "Who's got the money?!?" — candy product
- "You got SBLOUNSKCHED!" — candy product
Scarfgirl
- "fashion AND environmental stuff" — secret identity
Schenectady Crispies
Senor Cardgage Mortgage
- "Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" — Senor Mortgage
- "No Probalo!" — Senor Mortgage
Sog Dog
- "Mmmm... Drink in That Bun!" — environment
Soundy Puffs
- "Real sounds in every puff!" — specially marked
Stack 'Em to the Heavens
- "The first one to stack a million, is doin' it wrong!" — Stack 'Em to the Heavens!
SteaKasTle
- "We put two steaks in our name!" (One is the word "steak"! The other is the letter T.) — parenting
Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum
- "It's Light Green!!!" — 2 emails
- "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice." — 2 emails
Strong Bad's EGGS
- "A Nutritious Part of Your Morning Routine!" — morning routine
Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA
- "More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle!* (*please do not bring your grandmother)" — theme park
Strong Badia Action Cool News 5
- "We're investiga-awesome!" — local news, Action Cool News-oween Report
Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum
- "GET TO THA POINT!" — pizzaz
Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte
- "Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one." — The House That Gave Sucky Treats
Styles Upon Styles
- "Steep prices and trees!" — animal
Suudsu
- "Pure Genius!" — bedtime story
- "Oh my, Suudsu!!" — bedtime story
Suge Brown
- "Don't borrow from thy neighbor!" — best thing
Temporarios
- "Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!" — strong badathlon
That Clock
- "Look at it go" — vacation
The Cheatcakes
- "Those people go to prison!" — stupid stuff, time capsule
- "With Real The Cheat Spots!" — stupid stuff
The Great Mound
The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show
- "Let the King have some!" — senior prom
- "For reals this time!" — The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show
The KOT's Good Gravy
- "I don't lets the Poopsmith near it!" — for kids
The Show
- "Chant! Words! Together!" — Non-Sequitur Champion, Punkin Show
The Stab Yourself!
- "Try NOT to stab yourself!" — nightlife
Things That Go Dump in the Night
- "Your goose is cooked." — narrator
This Brownie Might Kill You
- "Beware... of Yumminess!" — bottom 10
Thorax Language Courses
- "Learn to speak in another man's tongue!" — cheat talk
Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders
- "Whisk Away the Worries!" — 2 emails
Videlectrix
- "We use computers... to make video games!"
Whined & Dined
- "May the best man whine." — narrator
WSBD
- "Several Dozen Listeners" — radio