User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sandbox

From Homestar Runner Wiki

Jump to: navigation, search

Contents

Skills of an Artist

"Welcome back to another Skills of an Artist!"

Skills of an Artist is a series of step-by-step instructional drawing videos posted regularly on Strong Bad's Twitter account. The series is based on the Strong Bad Email dragon, and is typically released every week or two. (more information here)

Transcripts

Episode 1

Tweet Text No sbemail yet. But maybe an art lesson will tide you guys over!
Drawing A sammich
Date Wednesday, July 12, 2017
Running Time 1:54

STRONG BAD: Welcome back to another "Skills of an Artist"! {the title appears on screen} Today, I'm gonna teach you guys to draw... a sammich! {quickly, disinterested} I make drawing fun! {normally} We start out with... a squishtangle. {draws three sides of a rough parallelogram, making sound effects as he does so, omitting the top} First we drew the tangles... {darkens his first line} ...and then we give it the squish. {draws a loop that closes off the top of the shape} Kinda looks like a chef's hat... moving rapidly this way... {gestures right} Preeow! And now, to give it some depth, we add four shortened pizangs. {draws lines that make up the edges and sides of the bread} Aw, look at that. {adds hatching lines across the sides of the bread} That piece of bread is jumpin' right off the page! And now, we add some dotties {adds several dots to the top of the bread} that are like the air bubbles from the leavening process... y'know what I'm sayin'? Now for the toppings. {starts adding a spiky shape around the bread, resembling lettuce} First we do some lettuce... kinda looks like the bread is being electrocuted... {makes sizzling noises} And now we'll put on the meats. {starts drawing loops around the edges} Got some salami... some pastrami... and some seasoned fortulami... Look at that. Spillin' all out on the sides... And now for the main course, which is a severed pig's head. {draws the outline of a very large pig's head below everything else} Here it comes. Oh, Oinkers! It had to be done... {gives the pig X'd out eyes} ...to make forth my sammich. And uh, you know. I like to reattach the tail... {draws a curly pig tail connected to the back of its head} ...to the head. For dramatic effect. Okay, so, this is not very centered on the page... with the bottom slice of bread... {draws a quick bread slice underneath the head} And up here, it's gonna be me! {draws a large oval just above the sammich, and starts crudely drawing his face on it} I dunno. Somebody gotta eat this sammich. {makes sound effects as he draws, then draws a disproportionately large open mouth with teeth} Look at that hideous maw! Ready to chew down on some tender jowls. {draws round boxing gloves around the sammich and adds shading to the inside of the mouth} And that's how you draw a ham sammich. {starts writing "THAT'S IT!!" next to his drawing} See you next time for more "Skills of an Artist"!

Episode 2

Tweet Text Don't worry, there's a sbemail creepin in the bushes. I swear! But until then... skill out on this!
Drawing A roll of posh toilet paper
Date Wednesday, July 26, 2017
Running Time 1:36

STRONG BAD: Welcome back to more "Skills of an Artist"! {the title appears on screen} Today, by popular demand, we're gonna draw... a roll of posh toilet paper! {in a sing-song voice} I make drawing fun! {normal voice} Here we go! First of all, we need to make a squanched oval for the top. {draws an oval} Squaaanch it out... and then inside, a similar squanched oval. {draws another oval inside the first} Or it kinda looks like a squished Strong Sad head. {draws Strong Sad eyes in the first oval and fills in the second to look like a mouth; imitating Strong Sad} Ohh, ohhh, I've been squaaanched! {normal voice} Look, we can turn this into... what we need! {turns the Strong Sad eyes into two curvy lines, and draws the same curvy lines on the other side} These are just some of the rimulets... of the different plies of TP. All right. Now a couple of side-takes. {draws the sides of the toilet paper} And then, a bottom closemout. {draws the bottom} Look at that. It's already coming together. Now, so this thing is unfurled. {draws two curvy lines on the right side} Look at that. A curvemups... a curvemups... and another side-take! {draws the side of the paper} See that? Hey look, this is a little... scrimmage piece. {draws a dotted line on the paper} See, the perforation is right here. I don't know who ripped it off... in between perfs. {draws a zigzag on the edge of the paper so it appears to be ripped in half} But that person can no longer use my toilets. {draws another dotted line on the roll} All right... look at this thing! Now, we've got to make it posh. The only way to do that, you guessed it, is an ascot! {begins to draw an ascot below the roll} Oh man... this thing is totally wearin' an ascot! Look at tha— huh? You know what, nevermind. It's a kitty. {draws whiskers, eyes, and cat ears on the ascot} Let's just make it a kitty. {draws arms holding up the toilet paper} Ohh, this kitty! He's holding up some toilet paper! Do it, kitty! So there you have it. What could be more posh than having a cat give you your toilet paper for each wipe? See you next time! {cut to black}

Episode 3

Tweet Text Cannonmouth! The new classic!
Drawing Cannonmouth
Date Wednesday, August 2, 2017
Running Time 1:38

STRONG BAD: Skills of an Artist. {the title appears} Cannonmouth. I make drawing fun. Go! {sings as he begins to draw a cannon} All right, now look, people are gonna think you're drawin' some... ooh-lips, over here. Like, that looks a lot like ooh-lips. {fills in the hole} Gotta tell 'em, "juuust be patient! It's not gonna be ooh-lips!" {draws a string at the back of the cannon} All right, here we got the little fuse... next to a... sparky-lark. {draws a spark at the end of the string} There. Look at that. This cannon is prime to fire. But I didn't say we were drawin' a cannon, I said we're drawing Cannonmouth!

{The music changes}

STRONG BAD: {singing as he begins to draw a head above the cannon} So here we go... it's Cannonmouth... here he comes, Cannonmouth! {draws an eyes, nose, and hair on his head} He seems kind of alarmed and his cannon is a mouth... his mouth is a cannon, I mean! {draws a body below the cannon} Here he comes... he's got a collar shirt... maybe it's picture day for Cannonmouth! He should dress his best! Cannonmouth!

{The music stops}

STRONG BAD: {stops singing; draws a camera in the bottom-left corner} Camera... picture day... {draws an umbrella on the right side} One of those little, uh, umbrellas, y'know what I'm sayin'? It reflects the light? You photographers know what I'm talkin' about.

{Fade to later; the picture has shading and some new details.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, man. This thing could be like, somebody's graduation announcement! {quietly, writing "Class of '88!!"} Suh... class... of... '88! {normal voice} Cannonmouth! The new classic!

Episode 4

Tweet Text Join along with me as we chop off Strong Sad's leg together!
Drawing Strong Sad's severed soolnds
Date Friday, August 18, 2017
Running Time 1:58

STRONG BAD: Weclome back to more Skills of an Artist! {the title appears onscreen} Today is alliteration day! We're gonna draw: Strong Sad's severed soolnds! Let's go! I make drawing, dot-dot-dot! {video cut} Everybody, {draws two rough vertical lines next to each other} side-take your hearts out! {makes sound effects for the second line} And then we do a close-'em-up here... {draws a curved bottom of the shape} Look like a little smile... just a... teeny smile... hrrmm? {video cut} And now, some vaunted humps. {draws two hump shapes connected to the bottom} These are his weird, giant, chitinous toenails. Now, let's sever this mug! Okay. {starts drawing a zig-zagged, curved line, closing the top off} I'd definitely use the serrated knife... so let's make the incision here... oh yeah, that looks so good... {draws a smoother curve within the zig-zagged line; video cut; he starts drawing a cartoon-y bone sticking out of the severed surface} Now, here's his tib... fibula... leg... it's his leg bone. {video cut; he has now closed off the top completely and added curved lines surrounding the bone} And, you couldn't make a cut like that without— {draws a drip down the side of the leg} eurrh, a little mess. Just a little mess. {video cut; he has now added hatch shading to the leg, toenails, and bone} Ah, since this is Strong Sad, he's got to be casting a pall. {draws a shadow off to the right out of hatch lines} Look at that pall. {darkens it with a squiggly line; video cut} But you can't leave a drawing like this lying around your house! What if mom comes in? So, now we get clever! {video cut; he adds dots resembling doorknobs to the toenails} Okay, let's see, here's a doorknob... {adds vertical lines down the "doors"} Oh, these are some lovely... wooden doors... {video cut; he has added a rectangle above them} These are... the chefs'... bafrooms... {writes "Chefs Bafrooms" on the rectangle} Because this is a chef's hat! {decorates the bone on the top to look more like a chef's hat} You know what I'm sayin'? Look! {draws an arrow pointing to it and writes:} Chef's hat! Mom will never suspect a thing! And uh, this blood is, uh... {draws another arrow pointing to the blood drip and writes:} marinara! Of course. Because this place is for chefs to use the bathroom! So, naturally there'd be a little... {draws a small café awning to the left side} café over here... {video cut; he adds quick chairs and a table underneath} little bistro... Look at that! {gestures broadly to the board} Mom will never know the difference! {writes five S's underneath the drawing as he speaks} Strong Sad's soft severed soolnds... er, you could just tell mom that this "sssss"... that's the sound of the people— the chefs! Peeing! In the restroom! That's great, she'll love it! Okay! See you next time!

[[Category:Twitter]][[Category:Strong Bad]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

homestarrunnerdotcom

homestarrunnerdotcom Channel Logo
This article is about the the YouTube channel. For the website, see homestarrunner.com.

homestarrunnerdotcom is the official YouTube channel for uploads of Homestar Runner cartoons. It was first registered on October 1, 2007, but remained inactive until early 2009 when it began to see uploads of DVD versions of toons, including a few that were previously DVD exclusives. It was proven that the account is official when an alternate version of independent was released there exclusively. Most animations are provided in 720p HD, however some are supplied in 480p or 1080p.

homestarrunnerdotcom YouTube Banner

The channel was active until December 17, 2009, and was inactive until September 24, 2014, when a new icon, a One Channel banner, and a few playlists ("Strong Bad Emails", "Halloween Cartoons", "Teen Girl Squad", "Decemberween Toons", "Puppet Stuff", and "Live Action Crap") were added. Strong Bad Emails were also renamed to include their numbers. In more recent uploads, Easter egg scenes featured in toons at the end were added, alongside fake thumbnails in order to fake an ending to the video.

On March 27, 2015, a direct link to the homestarrunnerdotcom channel was added to the main site through a button in the NavBar, replacing the old Subscribe button.

Channel Description

Cartoons and more from the website HomestarRunner.com featuring waggly, animated animal characters
like Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, and Cherry Greg. Also Trogdor! We should probably mention Trogdor,
right? Oh man, this description is getting totally great! You can even PAUSE these videos unlike that
busted old website! Also they have better quality sound! But none of those hidden easter eggs. YouTube
doesn't know how to do that yet. Hey! That's one reason to keep Flash around! ONE!

Channel Banner

homestarrunnerdotcom YouTube Banner

Uploads

Release Date Toon Description Watch Running
Time
1March 31, 2009 Guitar Strong Bad shows off his guitar skills. watch 1:36
2March 31, 2009 Techno Strong Bad makes a techno song. watch 1:18
3March 31, 2009 Comic Strong Bad makes a comic about Brittany and her friends. watch 2:04
4March 31, 2009 Dragon Strong Bad teaches the world how to draw a dragon. watch 3:30
5March 31, 2009 Japanese Cartoon Strong Bad makes a Japanese cartoon. watch 2:06
6March 31, 2009 Kids' Book Strong Bad makes a kids' book called "Everyone is Different." watch 2:06
7March 31, 2009 Virus Strong Bad's Compy 386 gets a virus. watch 4:09
8April 1, 2009 Bottom 10 Strong Bad lists his bottom 10. watch 4:43
9April 1, 2009 Death Metal Strong Bad gives lessons in making a death metal song. watch 3:56
10May 12, 2009 Everybody to the Limit The Cheat makes a video of Strong Bad's #1 summer jam.The Cheat makes a video for Strong Bad's #1 summer jam. watch 1:57
11May 12, 2009 Different Town Strong Bad sings about how he would make his town different. watch 3:00
12May 12, 2009 Montage Strong Bad creates a montage. watch 3:23
13May 13, 2009 Video Games Strong Bad describes what his video game would be like on various systems. watch 3:03
14May 13, 2009 Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer Rather Dashing and Trogdor battle in the film adaptation of the text adventure Peasant's Quest. watch 2:56
15May 29, 2009 Sample of Style Mike and Matt Chapman give a behind the scenes look at how Matt does the character voices. watch 4:13
16May 29, 2009 Sample of Style Too Mike and Matt Chapman give a behind the scenes look at how they animate their cartoons. watch 4:39
17May 29, 2009 Band Names Strong Bad gives advice on choosing a band name. watch 1:20
18May 30, 2009 The Movies Strong Bad describes how annoying moviegoers can be. watch 4:00
19May 30, 2009 Theme Park Strong Bad describes what the Strong Badia theme park would be like. watch 4:20
20June 29, 2009 CGNU Strong Bad lets you know how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University. watch 1:22
21June 29, 2009 Action Figure Strong Bad details the features of his own action figure. watch 1:51
22June 29, 2009 Radio Strong Bad describes various radio host styles. watch 4:07
23June 30, 2009 Best Thing Strong Bad describes the best thing he's ever seen, done or eaten. watch 4:16
24June 30, 2009 Pizza Joint Strong Bad opens a pizza joint to score some chicks. watch 4:15
25June 30, 2009 I Love You Strong Bad gets an email from Fhqwhgads. watch 1:02
26June 30, 2009 50 Emails In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad answers 50 emails. watch 2:51
27July 1, 2009 Slumber Party Strong Bad gives some advice on attending a slumber party. watch 4:17
28August 3, 2009 Fan Club Strong Bad realizes fan clubs and fan fiction aren't be so bad after all. watch 4:30
29August 3, 2009 Invisibility Strong Bad describes a day of invisibility. watch 1:55
30August 3, 2009 Sisters Strong Bad receives an email from two sisters asking if he has a girlfriend. watch 1:46
31August 3, 2009 Some Kinda Robot Strong Bad answers the age old question of whether he takes his mask and boxing gloves off before he goes to bed. watch 0:51
32August 3, 2009 Your Funeral Strong Bad details his off the hook funeral plans. watch 4:03
33August 17, 2009 Rap Song The Cheat makes a video for Coach Z's Rap Song accidentally featuring Peacey P. watch 2:42
34August 17, 2009 Dangeresque 3 Strong Bad offers the digitally remastered director's cut of Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too? watch 5:00
35August 17, 2009 Email Thunder Strong Bad realizes Homestar is trying to steal his email thunder. watch 5:20
36August 18, 2009 TGS 12 The Teen Girl Squad celebrate Valentime's Day. watch 3:22
37August 18, 2009 TGS 15 The Teen Girl Squad go to the Priggidy Prizom. watch 4:15
38September 2, 2009 Donut Unto Others Homestar Runner opens his very own doughnut stand. watch 4:00
39September 2, 2009 For Kids Strong Bad describes what his television show for kids would be like. watch 3:29
40September 2, 2009 Geddup Noise Strong Bad explains what happened to the Geddup Noise. watch 3:44
41September 2, 2009 Independent Strong Bad explains the difference between indie and independent films. watch 4:39
42September 3, 2009 TGS 14 The Teen Girl Squad get ready for the end of the school year. watch 3:51
43September 8, 2009 TGS 13 The Teen Girl Squad try out babysitting. watch 3:31
44September 8, 2009 Animal Strong Bad gets a laptop computer and details what his own made up animal would be like. watch 4:09
45September 8, 2009 Blubbo-O's Commercial Checkout Blubbo-O's latest commercial. watch 1:57
46September 9, 2009 Space Program Strong Bad describes Strong Badia's space program, SBASAF. watch 3:50
47September 9, 2009 Trudgemank The Cheat makes a video for Taranchula featuring Peacey P. watch 1:50
48September 9, 2009 Myths & Legends Strong Bad tells the legendary legend of the Bear Holding a Shark. watch 3:00
49September 9, 2009 2 Part Episode: Part 2 The Topplegangers break into the Headquarters Playset to free Blue Laser Commander. watch 5:19
50September 9, 2009 2 Part Episode: Part 1 There is division within the Cheat Commandos as they attempt to arrest Blue Laser. watch 4:12
51September 16, 2009 TGS 11 The Teen Girl Squad go to summer camp. watch 3:34
52September 16, 2009 Technology Strong Bad tries to explain technology to middle school students. watch 4:09
53September 16, 2009 Pistols for Pandas Crack Stuntman brings awareness to the cause of arming pandas. watch 2:06
54September 17, 2009 4 Gregs The 4 Gregs go to a varsity football game. watch 3:22
55September 17, 2009 Alternate Universe Strong Bad visits alternate universes with his new alternate portal device. watch 5:59
56September 24, 2009 ISP Strong Bad describes Strong Badia's internet service provider. watch 3:30
57September 24, 2009 TGS 10 It's the Teen Girl Squad Tenthennial Extravaganza! watch 3:37

This page section is incomplete. Please help.

External Links

[[Category:YouTube]]

Background Emails

Occasionally, a Strong Bad Email will be seen in the background of a toon and not be acknowledged or explained. These include emails that were sent to Strong Bad as well as responses to emails that it seems that Strong Bad has typed.

Appearances

  • Email the paper — During the flashback showing past experiences with The Paper, several emails are seen in the background.

See Also

[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]

For To

The phrase "for to" is a phrase used by the characters in the Homestar Runner universe that is used in the place of "for" or "to". Initially used in reference to Super Mario 64, the phrase has been used more broadly in later appearances.

Appearances

See Also

[[Category:Word running gags]]

Strong Bad and The Paper's Relationship

"Farewell, my stripèd friend."

Strong Bad has a good relationship with The Paper.

Strong Bad and The Paper Working Together

Strong Bad's Concern for The Paper

  • Email car — Strong Bad calls The Paper "[his] man in the green and white stripes".
  • Email more armies — Strong Bad says of The Paper's poor condition, "That's a bad sign."
  • Email the paper — The entire email focuses on Strong Bad's sadness at The Paper dying.
  • Email bike thief — When New Paper imitates The Paper, Strong Bad says that it makes him feel better.
  • Email email thunder — Strong Bad is overjoyed to see The Paper come back.
  • Email independent — Strong Bad has the Compé-per play The Paper's "Preeeeow".

Strong Bad and The Paper in Conflict

  • Email 50 emails — Strong Bad is upset when The Paper comes down prematurely.
  • Email the facts — The Paper comes down in response to Homestar, to Strong Bad's chagrin.
  • Email animal — The Paper, not trusting the new Lappy, comes down slowly, then tells Strong Bad, "Enough already."
  • Sick Day — Strong Bad asks The Paper if he can blow his nose on it, causing it to disappear.
  • Email the paper — Strong Bad says that he doesn't like The Paper's goth and peppy phases.

[[Category:Character Relationships]][[Category:Strong Bad]]

The Turtle

The Turtle, pre-oatmealing

Turtles are reptiles, and one turtle in particular has been spotted several times in the Homestar Runner universe, usually associated with Strong Bad. It first appears when Buckethand Strong Bad uses his bucket hand to dump oatmeal on it. It appears in 3D in Homestar Ruiner, when it is one of the obstacles that you need to jump over in the Tri-Annual Race to the End of the Race. Strong Bad flips it upside down (along with Strong Mad) in sbemail206, as an April Fools Day prank. A boy named "Geoff" found a turtle named Slowbie (or Mr. Shoe) in his shoe in a newspaper clipping from time capsule. It is unknown if this is the same turtle.

Appearances

[[Category:Characters]][[Category:Animals]]

Trapped City, Canada: Wiki Edition

Retrieved from "http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sandbox"