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In the Strong Bad email [[comic]], a girl named Brittany asked if [[Strong Bad]] could make a comic strip about her four friends Virginia, Joy, Kristin, and Jennifer. Strong Bad's spur of the moment comic strip soon became a series. Teen Girl Squad centers on four high school teenage girls—[[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]]—who like to buy clothes and attract cute boys and look SO GOOD! Unfortunately, they are all-too-often subjected to the random dangers of Strong Bad's overactive imagination. But being killed doesn't seem to be a problem for the girls, for they are always back for the next episode.
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'''Teen Girl Squad''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s comic series, crudely drawn on [[Paper Background|notebook paper]], centered around four blandly named teenage girls {{--}} [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] {{--}} and their futile attempts to become popular, attract cute boys, and look "SO GOOD!". Each issue shows the girls performing different stereotypical teenage activities, such as going to the mall, babysitting, or taking exams, often ending in the girls' [[Teen Girl Squad Deaths|strange and gruesome deaths]] thanks to Strong Bad's overactive imagination. Due to the series' loose continuity, the girls always return from their untimely deaths before the next issue, or sometimes later in the episode.
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== Issues ==
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The series began in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[comic]], when a girl named Brittany asked Strong Bad to make a comic strip about her four friends. Strong Bad's spur-of-the-moment comic soon became a series of its own, with fifteen installments, two spin-off shorts, and numerous appearances in unrelated toons. [[The Brothers Chaps]] have also admitted to using it as an outlet for [[The Only Girl|new female characters]].
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:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]] (from [[comic]])
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:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]
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:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]
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:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]
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:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]
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:[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]] ([[Decemberween]] Special)
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:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]
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:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]
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== Fun Facts ==
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The most popular [[running gags]] in the series are the girls' catchphrase, "SO GOOD!"; the vocalized [[onomatopoeia]]s used when a character dies, often ending in [[-'d]] as in "MSG'd" or "cerebullum'd"; and the girls' unorthodox exclamations of pain in the format [[Ow! My X!]], such as "my most of me" or "my [[style]]". Each issue ends with Strong Bad exclaiming "IT'S OVER!".
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*If you hold your cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button on the [[Toons Menu]], you get a different description of each girl:
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**Cheerleader: Hair products!
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**So and So: Plaid skirt!
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**What's Her Face: Baggy clothes!
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**The Ugly One: Drill team!
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*Each time you load the Teen Girl Squad menu page you get a different quote from a different girl.  They are:
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'''Menu Page Title:''' T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!
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**The Ugly One: "teacher just called me 'young man'"
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**The Ugly One: "i'm in love with liquid paper."
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**What's Her Face: "nothing is cool."
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**So and So: "on a roll with Honor Roll"
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**Cheerleader: "you can't be popular AND smart"
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**Cheerleader: "lets have a boy/girl party!"
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**All except Cheerleader: "SO GOOD!"
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*In addition to the different quotes, Cheerleader wears a different shirt each time you load the menu page. They are:
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**"solid gold"
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5  style="border-collapse:collapse"
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**"party thyme"
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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**"hott type"
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! Screenshot !! Issue !! Running Time !! Date 
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**"rich grrl"
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**"2 cool 4 u"
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| [[Image:tgs1.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]<br>(from [[comic]]) || 0:52 || December 2, 2002
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**"boy monger" (with :P face)
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**"2 cute"
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| [[Image:Tgs2.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]] || 1:12 || February 10, 2003
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| [[Image:tgs3.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]] || 1:37 || May 12, 2003
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| [[Image:tgs4.png|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]] || 1:38 || September 15, 2003
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| [[Image:tgs5.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]] || 1:57 || March 1, 2004
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| [[Image:tgs6.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]<br>([[Decemberween]] Special) || 1:22 || July 12, 2004
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| [[Image:tgs7.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]<br>(Teeny Tiny Girl Squad) || 1:53 || August 23, 2004
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| [[Image:Kissy Boots.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]] || 2:24 || January 17, 2005
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| [[Image:Drivers Eded.png|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || 2:05|| June 20, 2005
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| [[Image:TeenGirlSquad10.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]<br>(Tenthennial Extravaganza) || 3:34 || October 10, 2005
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| [[Image:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]] || 3:30 || July 17, 2006
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| [[Image:TeenGirlSquad12.png|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]<br>(Valentimes Day Special) || 3:20 || February 12, 2007
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| [[Image:TeenGirlSquad13.png|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]] || 3:25 || June 18, 2007
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| [[Image:tgs14 Scantron armor.png|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]] || 3:40 || May 12, 2008
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| [[Image:tgs 15.png|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]] ||  4:14 || May 11, 2009
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*The title of the Teen Girl Squad menu page reads: "T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!"
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===Spin-Offs===
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*The seven in the main menu is a European seven.
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These are also listed on the Teen Girl Squad menu despite not being proper issues.
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** This is because AhnbergHand, the font used for Strong Bad's handwriting, contains a few european-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which TBC have been known to "americanize".
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*The [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] [[404'd|404]] page is styled after Teen Girl Squad.
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5  style="border-collapse:collapse"
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* The [[Strong Bad Email]] [[virus]] includes a short reference to Teen Girl Squad.
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! Screenshot !! Issue !! Running Time !! Date 
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| [[File:FourGregs.png|100px]] || [[4 Gregs]] || 3:20 || February 16, 2009
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| [[File:brainkrieg.png|100px]] || [[Decomposing Pumpkins]] || 1:35 || October 19, 2009
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|}
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==[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]==
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During the first three episodes of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, Strong Bad makes some Teen Girl Squad comics. In the first two episodes, the comics are mini-games where the goal is to kill all four girls before the comic ends; the more Strong Bad laughs, the higher the player's score. This requires using the correct items on the right girls during the right scenes; however, some items are unavailable until Strong Bad finds the corresponding card elsewhere in the game.
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In [[Baddest of the Bands]], the Teen Girl Squad issue is non-interactive.
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5  style="border-collapse:collapse"
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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! Screenshot !! Issue
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| [[Image:TgsComicCreator.PNG|100px]] || [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]]
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| [[Image:CaveGirlSquad.png|100px]] || [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad]]
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| [[Image:TGSMeetsLimozeen.png|100px]] || [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]
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|}
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==Other Appearances==
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*[[404'd]]
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*Email [[privileges]] (One of [[The Cheat]]'s privileges is to ghostwrite an issue of TGS)
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*Email [[virus]] (Issue [[Pi|3.14159265and the rest]])
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*Email [[theme park]] (Easter egg)
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*Email [[death metal]]
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*[[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!#Teen Girl Squad Sample|HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!]] (a segment of Teen Girl Squad is shown)
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*Email [[pizza joint]]
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*Email [[love poems]]
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*Email [[magic trick]] (Easter egg)
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*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]
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*[[Really Cool Boat]]
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*{{Decemberweenvent Calendar|13}}
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==Fun Facts==
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*Every episode has a different "description" of each girl on their title cards at the beginning. An extra set of these descriptions is also viewable in the preview of Teen Girl Squad on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], which can be seen by holding the cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button ([[oldHR:menuswfs/menu_tgs.swf|swf file here]]). The descriptions tend to refer to Cheerleader's spoiled nature, So and So's book-smarts, What's Her Face's awkwardness or poverty, and The Ugly One's weirdness or lack of hygiene.
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5  style="border-collapse:collapse"
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! Issue !! Cheerleader !! So and So !! What's Her Face !! The Ugly One 
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| [[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons Menu]] || hair products! || plaid skirt! || baggy clothes! || drill team!
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]] || cheer! || fashion sense! || unpopular! || hygiene?
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]] || growth spurt! || school spirit! || pity friend! || [[wikipedia:psoriasis|psoriasis]]!
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]] || boy crazy! || math crazy! || whatev! || actually crazy
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]] || cool parents! || student council! || shop lifting? || prepaid lunch!
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]] || two piece! || one piece! || same clothes! || three piece?!!
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]] || wants a pony || wants a savings bond || wants a new stepdad || wants to be cheerleader
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]] || fattycakes! || polite and boring! || lice and more! || boy or girl?
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]] || top 40 hits! || hooked on classics! || college radio! || listens to pinebark!
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || backyard pool! || library! || 24 hour diner! || parking deck?
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| Issue 9 [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9#YouTube Version|(YouTube version)]] || pool lifeguard! || math tutor! || sandwich artist! || still goes to camp!
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]] || groovy grapefruit pink || viscious<!--[sic]--> violent violet || radacious bodadical razzberry blue || gnarly nursing home green
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]] || cell phone! || pager! || rotary phone! || geiger counter!
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]] || red undies! || whitman's sampler! || black roses! || pink eye!
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]] || $15/hour!! || || $4.75/hour! || plain yogurt/hour!
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]] || most likely to! || more than likely to succeed! || least likely to care || like, mostly to secede?
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| [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]] || college boys!! || mathlete boys!! || any boys!! || shrimp po'boys!
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]] || strapless! || puffy sleeves! || tie and t-shirt! || leftover brine??!
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*Each time the Teen Girl Squad menu page loads, the girls say something different. The message on Cheerleader's shirt also changes. The possibilities are below.
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2  style="border-collapse:collapse"
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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! Quote !! Cheerleader's Shirt
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| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' teacher just called me "young man" || style="text-align:center" | solid<br>gold
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|-
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| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' i'm in love with liquid paper. || style="text-align:center" | party<br>[[thyme]]
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|-
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| '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' nothing is cool. || style="text-align:center" | hott<br>type!
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|-
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| '''SO AND SO:''' on a roll with Honor Roll. || style="text-align:center" | rich<br>[[grrl]]
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|-
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| '''CHEERLEADER:''' you can't be popular AND smart || style="text-align:center" | 2<br>cool<br>4<br>u
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|-
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| '''CHEERLEADER:''' lets have a boy/girl party! || style="text-align:center" | boy<br>:P<br>monger
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|-
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| '''ALL EXCEPT CHEERLEADER:''' SO GOOD! || style="text-align:center" | 2<br>cute
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|}
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*The AhnbergHand [[font]] used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which [[The Brothers Chaps]] have been known to "Americanize". However, they have not altered the European seven in the current Teen Girl Squad main menu.
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*The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squad[[Wikipedia:Leet#Use of xor and zor|xorx]]!!!! in [[Internet Slang|leetspeak]].
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*So and So was originally referred to as Kristen in the first issue, with the name coming from the original suggestion.  Shortly afterwards, though, she is called Kristina, making it clear that Strong Bad was already forgetting the names.
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*Different toons' back buttons link to different places. Teen Girl Squad issues 1-3, 8-10 and 13 link back to the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] while the rest links back to the Teen Girl Squad Menu.
==External Links ==
==External Links ==
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*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html Teen Girl Squad Menu]
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*[https://homestarrunner.com/toons#Teen%20Girl%20Squad view the Teen Girl Squad menu]  
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*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.swf View the flash file for the Teen Girl Squad Menu]
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{{extlinks|tgsmenu|action=view|title=the Teen Girl Squad menu|noquotes=true}}
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[[Category: Teen Girl Squad]][[Category: Lists]]
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{{Teen Girl Squad}}
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{{recenttoons}}
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[[Category:Teen Girl Squad|*]]
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[[Category:Lists]]
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[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

Current revision as of 23:43, 4 May 2024

Teen Girl Squad menu
The girls are looking SO GOOD!

Teen Girl Squad is Strong Bad's comic series, crudely drawn on notebook paper, centered around four blandly named teenage girls — Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One — and their futile attempts to become popular, attract cute boys, and look "SO GOOD!". Each issue shows the girls performing different stereotypical teenage activities, such as going to the mall, babysitting, or taking exams, often ending in the girls' strange and gruesome deaths thanks to Strong Bad's overactive imagination. Due to the series' loose continuity, the girls always return from their untimely deaths before the next issue, or sometimes later in the episode.

The series began in the Strong Bad Email comic, when a girl named Brittany asked Strong Bad to make a comic strip about her four friends. Strong Bad's spur-of-the-moment comic soon became a series of its own, with fifteen installments, two spin-off shorts, and numerous appearances in unrelated toons. The Brothers Chaps have also admitted to using it as an outlet for new female characters.

The most popular running gags in the series are the girls' catchphrase, "SO GOOD!"; the vocalized onomatopoeias used when a character dies, often ending in -'d as in "MSG'd" or "cerebullum'd"; and the girls' unorthodox exclamations of pain in the format Ow! My X!, such as "my most of me" or "my style". Each issue ends with Strong Bad exclaiming "IT'S OVER!".

Menu Page Title: T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!

Contents

[edit] Issues

Screenshot Issue Running Time Date
Issue 1
(from comic) 		0:52 December 2, 2002
Issue 2 1:12 February 10, 2003
Issue 3 1:37 May 12, 2003
Issue 4 1:38 September 15, 2003
Issue 5 1:57 March 1, 2004
Issue 6
(Decemberween Special) 		1:22 July 12, 2004
Issue 7
(Teeny Tiny Girl Squad) 		1:53 August 23, 2004
Issue 8 2:24 January 17, 2005
Issue 9 2:05 June 20, 2005
Issue 10
(Tenthennial Extravaganza) 		3:34 October 10, 2005
Issue 11 3:30 July 17, 2006
Issue 12
(Valentimes Day Special) 		3:20 February 12, 2007
Issue 13 3:25 June 18, 2007
Issue 14 3:40 May 12, 2008
Issue 15 4:14 May 11, 2009

[edit] Spin-Offs

These are also listed on the Teen Girl Squad menu despite not being proper issues.

Screenshot Issue Running Time Date
4 Gregs 3:20 February 16, 2009
Decomposing Pumpkins 1:35 October 19, 2009

[edit] Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

During the first three episodes of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, Strong Bad makes some Teen Girl Squad comics. In the first two episodes, the comics are mini-games where the goal is to kill all four girls before the comic ends; the more Strong Bad laughs, the higher the player's score. This requires using the correct items on the right girls during the right scenes; however, some items are unavailable until Strong Bad finds the corresponding card elsewhere in the game.

In Baddest of the Bands, the Teen Girl Squad issue is non-interactive.

Screenshot Issue
Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad
Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad
Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen

[edit] Other Appearances

[edit] Fun Facts

  • Every episode has a different "description" of each girl on their title cards at the beginning. An extra set of these descriptions is also viewable in the preview of Teen Girl Squad on the TV Time Toons Menu, which can be seen by holding the cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button (swf file here). The descriptions tend to refer to Cheerleader's spoiled nature, So and So's book-smarts, What's Her Face's awkwardness or poverty, and The Ugly One's weirdness or lack of hygiene.
Issue Cheerleader So and So What's Her Face The Ugly One
Toons Menu hair products! plaid skirt! baggy clothes! drill team!
Issue 1 cheer! fashion sense! unpopular! hygiene?
Issue 2 growth spurt! school spirit! pity friend! psoriasis!
Issue 3 boy crazy! math crazy! whatev! actually crazy
Issue 4 cool parents! student council! shop lifting? prepaid lunch!
Issue 5 two piece! one piece! same clothes! three piece?!!
Issue 6 wants a pony wants a savings bond wants a new stepdad wants to be cheerleader
Issue 7 fattycakes! polite and boring! lice and more! boy or girl?
Issue 8 top 40 hits! hooked on classics! college radio! listens to pinebark!
Issue 9 backyard pool! library! 24 hour diner! parking deck?
Issue 9 (YouTube version) pool lifeguard! math tutor! sandwich artist! still goes to camp!
Issue 10 groovy grapefruit pink viscious violent violet radacious bodadical razzberry blue gnarly nursing home green
Issue 11 cell phone! pager! rotary phone! geiger counter!
Issue 12 red undies! whitman's sampler! black roses! pink eye!
Issue 13 $15/hour!! $4.75/hour! plain yogurt/hour!
Issue 14 most likely to! more than likely to succeed! least likely to care like, mostly to secede?
Homestar Ruiner college boys!! mathlete boys!! any boys!! shrimp po'boys!
Issue 15 strapless! puffy sleeves! tie and t-shirt! leftover brine??!


  • Each time the Teen Girl Squad menu page loads, the girls say something different. The message on Cheerleader's shirt also changes. The possibilities are below.
Quote Cheerleader's Shirt
THE UGLY ONE: teacher just called me "young man" solid
gold
THE UGLY ONE: i'm in love with liquid paper. party
thyme
WHAT'S HER FACE: nothing is cool. hott
type!
SO AND SO: on a roll with Honor Roll. rich
grrl
CHEERLEADER: you can't be popular AND smart 2
cool
4
u
CHEERLEADER: lets have a boy/girl party! boy
:P
monger
ALL EXCEPT CHEERLEADER: SO GOOD! 2
cute
  • The AhnbergHand font used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which The Brothers Chaps have been known to "Americanize". However, they have not altered the European seven in the current Teen Girl Squad main menu.
  • The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squadxorx!!!! in leetspeak.
  • So and So was originally referred to as Kristen in the first issue, with the name coming from the original suggestion. Shortly afterwards, though, she is called Kristina, making it clear that Strong Bad was already forgetting the names.
  • Different toons' back buttons link to different places. Teen Girl Squad issues 1-3, 8-10 and 13 link back to the TV Time Toons Menu while the rest links back to the Teen Girl Squad Menu.

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Teen Girl Squad
Characters Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One
Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg
Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins
Issues Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15
SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins
Miscellaneous Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions
Other Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast


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Holidays

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Puppet Stuff

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Strong Bad Email

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Video Stuff

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Teen Girl Squad

Issue 15
May 11, 2009

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Version 17.2
Apr 1, 2016

YouTube

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