Teen Girl Squad Deaths
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The comic "Teen Girl Squad", written by Strong Bad, often has its characters die (or get injured) in each episode, due to being subjected to Strong Bad's overimaginative (and hilarious) cruelty.
[edit] Injuries and Deaths
| Issue | Cheerleader | So and So | What's Her Face | The Ugly One | Other |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | N/A | "Voip" by Visor Robot | "Punt!" by dinosaur | "Arrowed!" by Arrow'd Guy | N/A |
| 2 | N/A | N/A | "Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas (survived) | N/A | No "I" in Team Boy squashed by "Children!" truck |
| 3 | N/A | N/A | "possums..." (survived) | "MSG'd!"(survived) | N/A |
| 4 | "Cerebellum'd!" | Fell down a bottomless pit | Squashed by "NO pounds" (survived) | Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived) | N/A |
| 5 | "Sailing mishap!" | Punted by Cheerleader (survived) | N/A | "Perch!" (survived) | N/A |
| 6 | "Double Double Whipless Mochaccino Half Caf!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived) | "Triple Salchow!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived) | Wave of Babies (survived) | "Cannonball!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived) | N/A |
| 7 | "Squished." | Mrs. Commanderson | Mrs. Commanderson | Mrs. Commanderson | Tompkins "died...somehow" (torso takes silver) |
| 8 | Eaten by shark | "Twelve sided died!!" (by a twenty-sided die) | Eaten by shark | "Floor tommed!!!! Step-mommed!!! Pom-Pommed??" | N/A |
| 9 | "Driver's Ed'ed Dead" | Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviews | Ate a bowl of Staple Sauce | BFF-Baow! Fom! Froosh! | Mr. Pitters eaten by vultures |
| 10 | "Caber tossed!!" | p0wned! by Tompkins's video game | "Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior | "ARROWED II!" (saved by Strong Bad) | N/A |
| 11 | "Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso | Incarcerated after shoplifting (survived) | "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D" | "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D" | Camp counselor Shortshorts got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D" |
| 12 | Killed by flying USB dongle goblin | Run over by TINES racing car | N/A | "Bad Juju!!" | Class Prez killed by flying USB dongle goblin |
| 13 | "Eau de Toilette!" | Garbage disposal (Oh, what a way to go) | The Snack mix, in Tompkins' parlor, with the PRETZEL STICK! | "Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!!" "Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate party | Tompkins: "BABYSAT!" |
| 14 | " | So & So (as Scantron)'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. MimeogWrath's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage | Revenge of the Cross Country Booster Club Bakesale!! | N/A | Seniors: "Come uppence!" with garbage cans dumped on them |
| 15 | "Pretty Prism!!" | "Betrayal!!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar) | "Sparrow'd." (A new twist on an old classic!) | N/A | D n' D Greg: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One Japanese Culture Greg: "Uncanny Valley'd!!!" Tompkins: "Tenerrow'd!!" |
| BotB | "Two Hand and One Foot Tapping Solo!" (Gary playing a guitar solo) | "Roadie Miscommunication Breakdown!" (run over by Limozeen tour bus) | "P-P-Punt!" by Perry, then "Arena Rocked!" (Cut in half by a helicopter propeller) | "English Lit!" (Larry breathing fire) | N/A |
[edit] Analysis
| Character | Survived, Uninjured | Survived, Injured | Survived (Total) | Survived Alone |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cheerleader | 3 (TGS 1, 2, 3) | 1 (TGS 6) | 4 (TGS 1, 2, 3, 6) | 1 (TGS 1) |
| So and So | 2 (TGS 2, 3) | 3 (TGS 5, 6, 11) | 5 (TGS 2, 3, 5, 6, 11) | 1 (TGS 11) |
| What's Her Face | 2 (TGS 5, 12) | 4 (TGS 2, 3, 4, 6) | 6 (TGS 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12) | 1 (TGS 12) |
| The Ugly One | 4 (TGS 2, 10, 14, 15) | 3 (TGS 3, 4, 6) | 7 (2, 3, 4, 6, 10, 14, 15) | 3 (TGS 10, 14, 15) |
| Teen Girl Squad |
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| Characters: Cheerleader | So and So | What's Her Face | The Ugly One Arrow'd Guy | The Birds | Brainkrieg | Fighting Growlbacks | The Gregs | Manolios | Mr. Pitters | Mrs. Commanderson | Narrator Strong Bad |
