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Strong Bad checks his email.

Strong Bad Email is the most frequently updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. It was originally a small feature introduced in 2001, in which Strong Bad would mock the spelling and grammar of those who wrote to him. Although the animations were initially brief, the responses gradually grew to establish numerous catchphrases, inside jokes, and running gags, as well as spin-offs like Trogdor, 20X6, Teen Girl Squad, and even the main character Homsar. A typical Strong Bad Email will include numerous Easter eggs and other hidden material, often found at the ending screen. Many Strong Bad Emails are satires of specific cultural references, such as action figure, japanese cartoon, and isp.

Page Title: Bangbus's Menu

Strong Bad Emails

DVD Releases

Emails 1-130 have been released on the strongbad_email.exe 4-disc DVD series.

DVD Emails

The following emails only appear on the DVD set.

Bonus Porn 1 (Bonus Email #1)
Bonus Porn 2 (Bonus Email #2)
Bonus Porn 3 (Bonus Email #3)
[[Bonus Porn 4]</small>
Real-Live PORN (Bonus Puppet Stuff PORN)

Podstar Runner Releases

Since January 30, 2006, Strong Bad emails have been released sometimes under a weekly feature called Podstar Runner. It features popular Toons, Teen Girl Squads, and Strong Bad Emails in .m4v format. They are designed to be viewed on a Fifth Generation Apple iPod, but workable on a variety of other portable media players. Currently, it features these emails (in order of release):

Not Quite Strong Bad Emails

The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. Numbers 99½B and 118½ are not linked to from anywhere on the site.

149½. Sbemail 150?!? (Strong Sad tries to get Strong Bad to do his 150th email.)
136½. Sick Day (A failed attempt at an email due to sickness striking the entire cast.)
127½. HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! ("The Email Show" is one of the pay-per-view features.)
118½. Strong Bad Email? (Broken Compy Menu.)
99½B. Not the 100th Email!!! (Secret URL address for anyone who wanted a peek at Email 100 before it was released.)
99½A. Puppet Time (A message was taped onto Puppet Compy's screen that read "Probably at a barbecue, from SB")
68½. Lookin at a Thing in a Bag (A message was taped onto the Compy in the email menu that read "Looking at a thing in a bag" when the cartoon was released.)
66½. Arcade Game (Homestar Runner reads Strong Bad's note he left on the Compy 386.)
59½. Superbowl Dealie (The Paper reads "Due to the big game, the Strong Bad Email will be late this week.")
55½. Too Busy to Check E-mails (Typed on the Compy is "No emails on the holidays.")
41½. King of Town Email (The King of Town tries to answer an email on his recently bought (but broken) Tandy 400.)
36½. Toons Menu (Placing the mouse over Strong Bad Email will bring up a short, soundless email from Stu. See Wireless Bizness.)

Strong Bad Email Menus

1–32 Tandy 400 menu
33–34 Broken Tandy Menu
35–40 Slightly damaged Tandy menu
41 Vacation menu
42–118 Compy 386 menu
- Between 55 and 56 Decemberween Email Menu
- Between 118 and 119 Broken Compy Menu
119–Current Lappy 486 menu

Fun Facts

Trivia

Some time during mid-2003, "updated mondays" on the main Strong Bad Email Menu changed to "updated somedays."
On the Compy 386 menus, Strong Bad types "dir /p", a DOS command used to list all the files in a directory, and to pause between each screen's worth of files.
Not including Not Quite Strong Bad Emails, Strong Bad has checked 179 emails as of isp.
Email #22, "sb_email 22" was actually made between emails 40 and 41. It was originally skipped and later made and released under the title 'the lost email' right before Strong Bad replaced his computer with the Compy 386.

Back in the Tandy 400 era (at least until July, 2002), emailing Strong Bad would result in this automated response:

Thanks for your freakin email. I hope it's not stupid.
Once I finish these swiss cake rolls I'll read it and if it's awesome enough,
I'll answer it on the site.
But if your email is terrible, then it gets R.E.D. alright.
The Cheat Reads it, Strong Mad Eats it, and I Deletes it.
Click Here to see us in action!
Check back every Monday to see if your email has what it takes.
Watch me while I'm awesome,
Strong Bad

The link in the automated response leads to the Email Processing Room.

After random.bat was implemented, the email list comes from the rando.xml file. Before this, it was included in the flash file.
Occasionally, there is a lengthy gap between email updates. This is sometimes recognized at the start of the next email, as in army and geddup noise.

Remarks

At Flashforward 2006, The Brothers Chaps gave a list of five things not to email Strong Bad about.
During most emails, you see the back of Strong Bad's head when he sits in front of the computer. However, on the Strong Bad Email menu, you don't see his head at all. This is probably so the viewers can see the list of emails and use the bottom scroll button without anything in the way.

External Links

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Strong Bad Email

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Contents

Strong Bad Emails

Anal Seepage Era

Anal Leakage Era

Prostate Cancer Era

DVD Releases

DVD Emails

Podstar Runner Releases

Contents

Not Quite Strong Bad Emails

Strong Bad Email Menus

Fun Facts

Trivia

Remarks

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 '''Strong Bad Email''' is the most frequently updated feature of the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner website]]. It was originally a small feature introduced in 2001, in which [[Strong Bad]] would mock the spelling and grammar of those who wrote to him. Although the animations were initially brief, the responses gradually grew to establish numerous catchphrases, [[Inside Jokes|inside jokes]], and [[Running Gags|running gags]], as well as spin-offs like [[Trogdor]], [[20X6]], [[Teen Girl Squad]], and even the main character [[Homsar]]. A typical Strong Bad Email will include numerous [[Easter egg|Easter eggs]] and other hidden material, often found at the ending screen. Many Strong Bad Emails are satires of specific cultural references, such as [[action figure]], [[japanese cartoon]], and [[isp]].<!-- This need not be a complete list, three examples are fine. -->
-'''Page Title:''' Denny's Menu
+'''Page Title:''' Bangbus's Menu
 __TOC__
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 ==Strong Bad Emails==
 <!-- If a new email is advertised, but not actually on H*R.com, please do not add it to this list. -->
-===Lappy 486 Era===
+===Anal Seepage Era===
 <table width="100%">
 <autocolumn cols="4" width="25%">
-. [[isp]]<br>
+. [[pussy lips]]<br>
-. [[senior prom]] <br>
+. [[senior prom: date rape edition]] <br>
-. [[alternate universe]] <br>
+. [[alternate peniverse]] <br>
-. [[candy product]] <br>
+. [[condom product]] <br>
-. [[disconnected]] <br>
+. [[disconnected penises]] <br>
-. [[lady fan]] <br>
+. [[lady sex]] <br>
-. [[pop-up]]<br>
+. [[sex]]<br>
-. [[myths & legends]]<br>
+. [[myths & legends: volume one: a straight HRWIKI user! (it's a legend, all hrwiki users are gay)]]<br>
-. [[narrator]]<br>
+. [[pornographic narrator]]<br>
-. [[technology]]<br>
+. [[using technology for rape]]<br>
-. [[secret identity]]<br>
+. [[secret rape stories]]<br>
-. [[death metal]]<br>
+. [[death and rape]]<br>
-. [[highschool]]<br>
+. [[highschool date rape]]<br>
-. [[portrait]]<br>
+. [[portrait of porn]]<br>
-. [[space program]]<br>
+. [[space porngram]]<br>
-. [[bedtime story]]<br>
+. [[bedtime porn]]<br>
-. [[geddup noise]]<br>
+. [[pornnup noise]]<br>
-. [[lady...ing]]<br>
+. [fuck...ing]]<br>
-. [[record book]]<br>
+. [[jim hensen's sex record book]]<br>
-. [[bottom 10]]<br>
+. [[bottom 10 ladies to fuck]]<br>
-. [[modeling]]<br>
+. [[ porn modeling]]<br>
-. [[boring (really)]]<br>
+. [[porno (really)]]<br>
-. [[do over]]<br>
+. [[do porno]]<br>
-. [[garage sale]]<br>
+. [[porn sale]]<br>
-. [[rampage]]<br>
+. [[pornpage]]pornpants]]<br>
-. [[long pants]]<br>
+. [[best porn]]<br>
-. [[best thing]]<br>
+. [[rock porna]]<br>
-. [[rock opera]]<br>
+. [[secret recipes for aphrodesiacs]]<br>
-. [[secret recipes]]<br>
+. [[pornigins]]<br>
-. [[origins]]<br>
+. [[dreamporn]]<br>
-. [[dreamail]]<br>
+. [[part-time PORN]]<br>
-. [[part-time job]]<br>
+. [[ralio porn]]<br>
-. [[radio]]<br>
+. [[animal fucking]]<br>
-. [[animal]]<br>
 </autocolumn>
 </table>
 ----
-===Compy 386 Era===
+===Anal Leakage Era===
 <table width="100%">
 <autocolumn cols="4" width="25%">
-. [[virus]]<br>
+. [[virus on my porn computer]]<br> :O:O:O:O:O:O
-. [[montage]]<br>
+. [[porn montage]]<br>
-. [[extra plug]]<br>
+. [[extra porn]]<br>
-. [[time capsule]]<br>
+. [[time capsule with porn]]<br>
-. [[the facts]]<br>
+. [[the porn]]<br>
-. [[pizzaz]]<br>
+. [[pizzaz porn]]<br>
-. [[old comics]]<br>
+. [[old porn]]<br>
-. [[other days]]<br>
+. [[other porn]]<br>
-. [[for kids]]<br>
+. [[fucking kids (and making them not cry)]]<br>
-. [[crying]]<br>
+. [[crying during sex]]<br>
-. [[pom pom]]<br>
+. [[sex sex]]<br>
-. [[cheatday]]<br>
+. [[pornfucksexday]]<br>
-. [[dangeresque 3]]<br>
+. [[fuckerporn 3]]<br>
-. [[replacement]]<br>
+. [[repornment]]<br>
-. [[theme park]]<br>
+. [[porn park]]<br>
-. [[haircut]]<br>
+. [[haircut porn]]<br>
-. [[lunch special]]<br>
+. [[porn special]]<br>
-. [[car]]<br>
+. [[porn]]<br>
-. [[flashback]]<br>
+. [[flash porn]]<br>
-. [[different town]]<br>
+. [[different porn]]<br>
-. [[stupid stuff]]<br>
+. [[stupid porn]]<br>
-. [[monument]]<br>
+. [[fuckument]]<br>
-. [[lackey]]<br>
+. [[fuckey]]<br>
-. [[the bet]]<br>
+. [[the porn bet]]<br>
-. [[video games]]<br>
+. [[video porn]]<br>
-. [[army]]<br>
+. [[fucky]]<br>
-. [[kind of cool]]<br>
+. [[kind of fucking hot]]<br>
-. [[caffeine]]<br>
+. [[caffeine porn]]<br>
-. [[colonization]]<br>
+. [[colonization porn]]<br>
-. [[local news]]<br>
+. [[local porn]]<br>
-. [[couch patch]]<br>
+. [[couch porn]]<br>
-. [[mile]]<br>
+. [[mile-long dick]]<br>
-. [[no loafing]]<br>
+. [[no fucking (without me)]]<br>
-. [[2 years]]<br>
+. [[2 year porn]]<br>
-. [[kids' book]]<br>
+. [[kids' porn]]<br>
-. [[labor day]]<br>
+. [[labor porn]]<br>
-. [[impression]]<br>
+. [[impornsion]]<br>
-. [[date]]<br>
+. [[date rape]]<br>
-. [[stunt double]]<br>
+. [[stunt double porn]]<br>
-. [[the process]]<br>
+. [[the porno process]]<br>
-. [[anything]]<br>
+. [[anything that is pornographic]]<br>
-. [[suntan]]<br>
+. [[satan]]<br>
-. [[sibbie]]<br>
+. [[sibling porn]]<br>
-. [[funny]]<br>
+. [[funny porn]]<br>
-. [[privileges]]<br>
+. [[privileged porn man]]<br>
-. [[mascot]]<br>
+. [[porno mascot]]<br>
-. [[crazy cartoon]]<br>
+. [[crazy porn]]<br>
-. [[2 emails]]<br>
+. [[2 porns]]<br>
-. [[big white face]]<br>
+. [[big white tits]]<br>
-. [[personal favorites]]<br>
+. [[personal favorite pornos]]<br>
-. [[caper]]<br>
+. [[porn caper]]<br>
-. [[autobiography]]<br>
+. [[autopornography]]<br>
-. [[the show]]<br>
+. [[the porn show]]<br>
-. [[unused emails]]<br>
+. [[unused porns]]<br>
-. [[english paper]]<br>
+. [[english porn eh wot]]<br>
-. [[fingers]]<br>
+. [[fingering pussy]]<br>
-. [[interview]]<br>
+. [[porny interview with Santino Lee]]<br>
-. [[monster truck]]<br>
+. [[monster porn]]<br>
-. [[huttah!]]<br>
+. [[huttah! i post all my porn]]<br>
-. [[marzipan]]<br>
+. [[marziporn]]<br>
-. [[dragon]]<br>
+. [[dragon porn]]<br>
-. [[japanese cartoon]]<br>
+. [[japanese porn]]<br>
-. [[current status]]<br>
+. [[current status on porn]]<br>
-. [[cheat talk]]<br>
+. [[porn talk]]<br>
-. [[morning routine]]<br>
+. [[porning routine]]<br>
-. [[comic]]<br>
+. [[porn comic]]<br>
-. [[island]]<br>
+. [[lesbian island]]<br>
-. [[website]]<br>
+. [[pornographic website]]<br>
-. [[50 emails]]<br>
+. [[50 PORNS]]<br>
-. [[theme party]]<br>
+. [[sex party]]<br>
-. [[ghosts]]<br>
+. [[that a porn]]<br>
-. [[new hands]]<br>
+. [[new porns]]<br>
-. [[your friends]]<br>
+. [[your porn]]<br>
-. [[techno]]<br>
+. [[techno porn]]<br>
-. [[lures & jigs]]<br>
+. [[lures & jigs for getting hot sexy fucking chicks with giant itts oh shi]]<br>
-. [[little questions]]<br>
+. [[little questions about date rape]]<br>
-. [[action figure]]<br>
+. [[action figure porn]]<br>
-. [[invisibility]]<br>
+. [[invisibile porn (just kidding)]]<br>
 </autocolumn>
 </table>
 ----
-===Tandy 400 Era===
+===Prostate Cancer Era===
 <table width="100%">
 <autocolumn cols="4" width="25%">
-. [[vacation]]<br>
+. [[vacation to porn world]]<br>
-. [[property of ones]]<br>
+. [[property of porn]]<br>
-. [[helium]]<br>
+. [[how to trick women to have sex with you. it's easy. they're all fucking bimbos]]<br>
-. [[dullard]]<br>
+. [[dullard who hates porn]]<br>
-. [[guitar]]<br>
+. [[porn music]]<br>
-. [[sisters]]<br>
+. [[sisterly porn]]<br>
-. [[weird dream]]<br>
+. [[weird porn]]<br>
-. [[gimmicks]]<br>
+. [[porn gimmicks]]<br>
-. [[flag day]]<br>
+. [[porn day]]<br>
-. [[sugarbob]]<br>
+. [[pornporn]]<br>
-. [[12:00]]<br>
+. [[12 hrs of porn]]<br>
-. [[superhero name]]<br>
+. [[superhero porn]]<br>
-. [[1 step ahead]]<br>
+. [[1 fuck ahead]]<br>
-. [[3 Wishes]]<br>
+. [[3 Sexes]]<br>
-. [[CGNU]]<br>
+. [[PORN university]]<br>
-. [[super powers]]<br>
+. [[super pornos]]<br>
-. [[the bird]]<br>
+. [[the porn!!!]]<br>
-. [[little animal]]<br>
+. [[little animal porn]] (FUCKING FURRIES)<br>
-. [[sb_email 22]]<br>
+. [[sb_porno 22]]<br>
-. [[cartoon]]<br>
+. [[porntoon]]<br>
-. [[spring cleaning]]<br>
+. [[spring porning]]<br>
-. [[tape-leg]]<br>
+. [[tape-porn]]<br>
-. [[stand-up]]<br>
+. [[stand-porn]]<br>
-. [[studying]]<br>
+. [[studying why females are whores and bimbos]]<br>
-. [[band names]]<br>
+. [[porn names]]<br>
-. [[the basics]]<br>
+. [[the porn basics]]<br>
-. [[duck pond]]<br>
+. [[duck porn]]<br>
-. [[i she be]]<br>
+. [[i she be your pornfriend]]<br>
-. [[credit card]]<br>
+. [[credit card fraud = PORN for FREE]]<br>
-. [[i rule]]<br>
+. [[i rule at sex]]<br>
-. [[trevor the vampire]]<br>
+. [[trevor the vampire fucker]]<br>
-. [[i love you]]<br>
+. [[i love you, because of your tits]]<br>
-. [[brianrietta]]<br>
+. [[brianrietta: hot tranny porn!]]<br>
-. [[halloweener]]<br>
+. [[halloweener stories: holloweener meets vagina'o'lantern]]<br>
-. [[depressio]]<br>
+. [[depression and sex]]<br>
-. [[making out]]<br>
+. [[making love]]<br>
-. [[homestar hair]]<br>
+. [[pubic hair]]<br>
-. [[butt IQ]]<br>
+. [[buttfucking]]<br>
-. [[homsar]]<br>
+. [[homsar eats pussy]]<br>
-. [[some kinda robot]]
+. [[some kinda porno]]
 </autocolumn>
 </table>
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 The following emails only appear on the DVD set.
-*[[Greeting Cards]] <small>(Bonus Email #1)</small>
+*[[Bonus Porn 1]] <small>(Bonus Email #1)</small>
-*[[E-mail Birds]] <small>(Bonus Email #2)</small>
+*[[Bonus Porn 2]] <small>(Bonus Email #2)</small>
-*[[Videro Games]] <small>(Bonus Email #3)</small>
+*[[Bonus Porn 3]] <small>(Bonus Email #3)</small>
-*[[Family Resemble<!--sic; we know this is misspelled-->nce]] <small>(Bonus Email #4)</small>
+*[[Bonus Porn 4]</small>
-*[[Real-Live E-Mails]] <small>(Bonus [[Puppet Stuff]] Email)</small>
+*[[Real-Live PORN]] <small>(Bonus [[Puppet Stuff]] PORN)</small>
 ==Podstar Runner Releases==
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 <table width="50%">
 <autocolumn cols="2" width="25%">
-*[[techno]]
-*[[dragon]]
-*[[japanese cartoon]]
-*[[kids' book]]
-*[[crying]]
-*[[bottom 10]]
-*[[caffeine]]
-*[[virus]]
-*[[guitar]]
-*[[video games]]
-*[[different town]]
-*[[montage]]
-*[[personal favorites]]
-*[[sisters]]
-*[[death metal]]
-*[[theme park]]
-*[[crazy cartoon]]
-</autocolumn>
-</table>
 ==Not Quite Strong Bad Emails==
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 [[Category:Computer Files]]
 [[Category:H*R Navigation]]
-</noinclude>
+</noinclude></autocolumn>