Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site

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"Shut up! We're rolling!"

The Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site is a promotional site similar to that of promotional movie sites.

Date: Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Defunct: Before Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Page Title: Strong Bad presents Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

Contents

Site Content

Introductory Transcript

{The camera starts recording, and the lenses start to focus, revealing it to be the Basement of The Brothers Strong. The camera pans over to Homestar (as Dangeresque Too), Strong Bad (as Dangeresque), and Coach Z (as Renaldo) facing the camera's general direction, with a drawn fire on a piece of cardboard behind them. The Cheat and Marzipan are visible for a brief period of time during the pan. Homestar is holding up a sign for Dangeresque 3, slightly smiling. He walks in place and shakes the sign.}

COACH Z: {Puts his hands on his hips, and looks over to his right; our left, looking at Homestar} What are you doing?!

STRONG BAD: {Somewhat whisperingly} Shut up! {Homestar loses his smile, and Coach Z raises his arms} We're rolling!

{Strong Bad shakes his head. The lights turn off with a heard click.}

STRONG BAD: {Still shaking his head, but stops shortly after} Here we go!

{Homestar starts walking in place and Coach Z gets into a walking stance. Shortly afterward a flash occurs, revealing the three, walking in place in front of an actual fire, from what appears to be from an explosion. All the characters are silhouettes. Homestar is not holding the sign anymore, and fire can be seen through the Dangeresque glasses. While all of this occurs, a Dangeresque musical sting plays followed by a loop of the theme. The episode logo appears in the top-right, and menu items appear angled on the bottom, along with two links to the side.}

Gameplay Videos

There are two videos thumbnailed that will bring up a video on the page if clicked, one to the Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips, and one blank slot labeled "Coming Soon".

Meet the Cast

They are separated every three characters. These are sorted from left to right appearance.

Dangeresque

{A picture of Strong Bad as Dangeresque in front of the Gremlin. He has his arms stretched and against the front of the car, and he is standing by his heels.}

A crooked cop (and private investigator) out to
kick butt and take names. Played by Strong Bad,
he's an action hero to put the rest to shame.

Renaldo

{A picture of Coach Z as Renaldo is shown talking to Strong Bad (Dangeresque), who is visible in the bottom-right corner. He has his hands on his hips and is right by the window.}

Dangeresque's partner, played by Coach Z. With
just two weeks until retirement, can he stay alive
long enough to ride off into the sunset?

Dangeresque Too

{A picture of Homestar Runner as Dangeresque Too is shown in the field, zoomed in on his head. Homestar himself is in the center-left of the shot.}

Dangeresque's sometime other partner, played by
Homestar Runner. Can he be trusted?

Cutesy Buttons

{A picture of Marzipan as Cutesy Buttons is shown holding a conical flask}

The quintessential damsel in distress (much to
Marzipan's chagrin). Will she and Dangeresque
ride off into the sunset, or does he have his eye
on someone else...?

Perducci and Killingyouguy

{A picture of both of them, Strong Mad as Killingyouguy, and The King of Town as Perducci, from left to right, is shown. Perducci appears that he's about to start dealing cards.}

A criminal mastermind who has crossed Dangeresque
before and his dimwitted bodyguard, played by the
King of Town and Strong Mad. The conniving
Perducci throws a wrench in Dangeresque's plans,
backed up by 900 pounds of pure evil henchman.

The Informant

{A general picture of Strong Sad as The Informant is shown. The sun is setting in the background.}

A mysterious do-gooder with an unrecognizable
accent. Played by Strong Sad, the Informant aids
Dangeresque in his worldwide trek.

About Dangeresque 3

{The transparent version of the infamous picture of Strong Bad as Dangeresque with the Nunchuck Gun is shown to the right. The proceeding text is to the left}

About Dangeresque 3
After five years of procrastination, building sets out of old
fridge boxes, and "creative differences," Strong Bad had finally
completed the filming of his magnum opus, Dangeresque 3: The
Criminal Projective.

Join Strong Bad and his friends for the movie event of the year.
This time, you don't just get to watch it—you get to play it!

You play Dangeresque, a dirty cop in pursuit of glory, justice
(sort of) and big sacks of cash. When a simple job to recover a
long-lost formula goes wrong, Dangeresque must save the world
from the diabolical plans of an unhinged madman. Can he stay
alive long enough to complete his action-packed epic? Looks
like he's gonna have to jump...

Watch Dangeresque 1 and 2

Two thumbnailed images are shown, which will both pop up dangeresque 3 and stunt double (respectively) on the same page.

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • The disclaimer at the bottom of the page reads:
TM and © 2008 Telltale, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Homestar Runner world and characters created by Mike Chapman and Matt Chapman
Caution: Contents under pressure. Void where prohibited. Probably not recyclable in CA, WA, ME, NY or FL. This gum is delicious.
For external use only. If accidental contact with eyes occurs, flush with water and contact poison control. Looks like you're going to have to jump.

Glitches

  • The back buttons and download button Today is Alright 4 2Nite on the emails don't work because they are embedded into the Flash file.

External Links

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