Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)

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"Really creates the illusion of reality, right?"

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from the World Locations in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.


A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.


Contents

[edit] Venice

[edit] On first arrival

{Shot of Coach Z's feet, which quickly pans up to show Senor Cardgage standing by the "Venetian" river. It's clear the camera has been accidentally activated by Coach Z, and it's simply recording a conversation between him and Strong Bad.}
COACH Z: —ong Bad, you kidding? You can't put Senor Cardgage in your movie! That guy is creepy with a capital Cree! And I don't think he's too clear on the whole fantasy/reality thing neither.
STRONG BAD: You're crazy, man! Senor Cardgage is awesome! {Camera starts wandering} He's perfect for the role of Dadgeresque!
COACH Z: {Camera jerks back to Senor Cardgage} Has he even seen the script?
STRONG BAD: {Walks on-screen} Script? That guy doesn't need a script, he's a natural! Just stand back and watch the— {Turns to the camera} Hey, is that thing recording?
COACH Z: {Coach Z spins the camera so he can look at the front} No, of course n—
{Jump cut. Long shot as Dangeresque and Renaldo arrive in Venice}
COACH Z: Well, here we are... {Pause}
STRONG BAD: Ah, Venice!

[edit] After solving the lost kidnapping

STRONG BAD: Well, dad, you never believed me, but I did it. I solved the lost kidnapping case that you never could. And I have the proof right here. {Gives the newspaper to Senor Cardgage}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Oh, thanks for the recyclables, Angela. Thas will make a pretty good blanketer. {Leaves}
If Strong Bad has the plans
STRONG BAD: Er, right, dad. No time to waste! Come on, Renaldo, we're following dad to the kidnapper's hideout! {Scene changes to the kidnapper's hideout}
If Strong Bad does not have the plans
STRONG BAD: Er, right, dad. No time to waste! I'll meet you at the kidnapper's hideout once I get the plans!

[edit] Dadgeresque

STRONG BAD: Hey... you.

[edit] Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque

STRONG BAD: Um, hi, dad. It's me, Dangeresque. I know it's been—
SENOR CARDGAGE: {Interrupting} Hey, Brethany. Are you came to fetch the dodgers?
STRONG BAD: {Uncertain} Um... yeah, dodge. {Suddenly confident} Yeah, you can't dodge me any more, dad! There's been a kidnapping and—
SENOR CARDGAGE: {Interrupting} No, the kids are all went to the mallvies.
STRONG BAD: Yes, yes, the old... er... Malvies Catacombs! Is that where the kidnapping you were never able to solve went down? I'll do it, Dad! I'll finish the case for you, and then you can help me rescue Cutesy Buttons!
SENOR CARDGAGE: If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheese burgwich?

[edit] Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque → Angel

STRONG BAD: {Anguished} Dad! I thought I'd lost you!
SENOR CARDGAGE: No, I was just on my fiftee-nute break.
STRONG BAD: Finally, we can be a finally again! Family again!
SENOR CARDGAGE: There were some ducks in the wadger, but they lest away, I guess.
STRONG BAD: Whatever. It's just good to have you back!

[edit] Dadgeresque → Dadgeresque → Devil

STRONG BAD: {Angry} Dad, where have you been all these years?
SENOR CARDGAGE: Mostly linin' up the doughnuts... I dunno.
STRONG BAD: {Anguished} It hasn't been easy, dad. A kid like me, growing up on the streets. I had to learn to be tough! Do things my way! And I did it all on my own!
SENOR CARDGAGE: Okay then, Israel. I could really go for a nice cold marmalade.

[edit] Dadgeresque → Trinket

STRONG BAD: {Gets out the trinket} You left me this mysterious trinket before you left, dad. I have to know, what is it?
SENOR CARDGAGE: That's real brootiful, Jennifer. Can I bo-roach it for my prong date?
STRONG BAD: Umm... oh, I get it. You can't talk about it now! You never know who might be listening! {Puts the trinket away and looks from side to side}

[edit] Nunchuck gun → Dadgeresque

STRONG BAD: {Whipping out his nunchuck gun} Check this thing out! {Puts it away}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Okay. No thanks for all.
STRONG BAD: I'll never get your approval, will I, dad? NEVER!

[edit] Flower

If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here
{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}
MARZIPAN: {Voiceover} Dangeresque, how dare you try to make nice with me in the country where we had our first fight? And for your information, my butt STILL does not look like a porcupine wrestling a pineapple! Still hate you, Sultry Buttons. {Strong Bad throws the note away}

[edit] Gondola

STRONG BAD: {Fake Italian accent} Hey, a-you in the boat-a! Wake up! I have a gelato pizza pasta for you! {Normal voice} Man, that guy is one heavy sleeper.

[edit] Informant

Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped.
{First time only}
STRONG BAD: Hey you, citizen. I'm looking for some information.
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} Bongiorno! I'm known around these parts as Stinky the Peeve. I sense that you are looking for information!
STRONG BAD: Yeah, I just said that. And I said no accents!

STRONG BAD: Hey, Peevy Stank!
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} Tell me what you want to know.

[edit] Informant → Informant

STRONG BAD: So what are you doin' here? 'Cause I gotta seal this whole place off to search for a fugitive!
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} I am a psychic advisor sent here by higher forces to help you in your investiagion.
STRONG BAD: {Nonplussed} Higher forces. Of course.
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} I am what is called a "touch psychic". Give me any item and I can tell you its significance.

[edit] Informant → Podium

STRONG BAD: What happened to that solidest gold nugget over there that I totally wasn't going to steal?
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} My senses tell me that a mysterious woman may have taken it. There's a rumor that a beautiful woman is attempting to steal all the world's greatest treasures.
STRONG BAD: Oh yeah, these must be the world's SECOND greatest treasures. I already stole all the good ones.

[edit] Informant → Perducci

STRONG BAD: I'm looking for a man who has stolen some very important disks.
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} These aren't pirated copies of Windows Millenium Edition, are they? Because I don't deal with that kind of—
STRONG BAD: No, just top secret rocket launch codes to the sun.
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} Ah, you're looking for Perducci.
STRONG BAD: {Shaking fist} PERDUCCI!
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} He was here in Venice not too long ago, but has since fled the country. If you have any items that Perducci has touched, I might be able to help you find him!

[edit] Informant → Sultry Buttons

STRONG BAD: I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
STRONG SAD: {Normal voice} Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!

[edit] Informant → Painting

{Note that Painting → Informant has the same effect}
STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the painting} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} Hmmm... this painting is old. It has sentimental value to Perducci. I see... this painting being stolen by Perducci, in Cairo... some time in 1963.
STRONG BAD: Wow, Perducci's THAT old? I mean, I guess the creaking rusty hip joints should have given it away, but...
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} Never underestimate your elders. They tend to surprise you.
STRONG BAD: {Putting it away} Yeah, but they usually do it with smells.

[edit] Informant → Cancel

{First time only}
STRONG BAD: Okay, Stinky, I really should get going.
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} I knew you were going to say that. But before you leave, I should let you know that I have three brothers, located in other countries, that are also willing to help you. They aren't psychics, but they do have unique talents that may be useful.
STRONG BAD: I am trying really hard not to let that disturb me.

STRONG BAD: I'm outta here, Stinkman.
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} Don't forget to look up any of my three brothers if you need help in other countries.

STRONG BAD: I gotta run. Places to go, Perduccis to bust.

[edit] Big Knife → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the knife} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} This was owned by someone who cared for you very much, but now wishes she could get back those picturesque moments.

[edit] Blueprints → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the blueprints} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} These plans were taken from Perducci by someone much more awesome than he.
STRONG BAD: That is one hundred percent true.
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} It's unclear where Perducci is now, but judging from the whiskey stains, these plans originated in Ireland, laddie.
{Given access to Ireland}

[edit] Diamond and Ruby → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the photo} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} I sense that this was recently stolen. Twice.

[edit] Romantic Photo → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the photo} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} I sense that this was a very happy moment for the woman in the photo. She wishes she could re-create this moment.

[edit] Small Rock → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the rock} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} I sense that this rock was used by Perducci to beat Perducci in a game of cards!
STRONG BAD: Wow! That was pretty good! What else ya got?
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} I can sense Perducci's presence, but it's not here. This rock originally came to Perducci when it shot out of a volcano in Japan. I feel that he may be on his way back to Tokyo.
{Given access to Tokyo}

[edit] Any other item → Informant

STRONG BAD: Does THIS mean anyth—
STRONG SAD: {Italian accent} Don't even bother taking it out. I can already tell you that it's worthless.
STRONG BAD: Oh. Well okay, then.

[edit] Podium

STRONG BAD: {Reading} World's solidest gold nugget. {Normally} Solidest? Well, where is it? I want to steal it!

[edit] Renaldo

STRONG BAD: So, Renaldo, what do you make of my dad, Dadgeresque?
COACH Z: I think he's a lost cause. And I think your choice of casting is gonna cost us the "Best Supporting Dad" award this year!

[edit] Ireland

[edit] On first arrival

{Shot of The Cheat pressing play on the See Dee Spinner, which then plays an irish jig. The camera abruptly spins down and around to show the Ireland backdrop. Zoom out to show Strong Bad looking at it.}
STRONG BAD: Ireland, and the fresh clean scent of the Irish spring. {Music ends}

[edit] Flower

If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here
{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}
MARZIPAN: {Voiceover} Is this some kind of a joke? You leave me a Stickanee flower in the same country where you accidentally blew up my summer cottage on purpose? This is NOT going to make me remember the good times. Hoping you get hit by a truck, Sultry Buttons. {Strong Bad throws the note away}

[edit] Informant

STRONG BAD: I'm looking for a criminal. Fat guy, dumb-looking mustache... seen anyone like that around here? Other than you, I mean.
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} It's possible. In my profession, I see a lot of people who fit that description. I'll try to help if I can, laddie.

STRONG BAD: Hey, art guy. I have some more questions for you.

[edit] Informant → Informant

STRONG BAD: You must be one of Stinky's brothers.
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} Aye. My name is Cecil van Gough. I'm a well-respected art critic and collector. If you have any pieces of fine art, I can tell ye their history.

[edit] Informant → Podium

STRONG BAD: What do you know about the stolen four-leaf thousand dollar bill?
STRONG SAD: {Normal accent, monotone} Uhh... only that I am not one of his minions.
STRONG BAD: Is that s— What?
STRONG SAD: {Sotto voce} I didn't get the script updates this morning... I'm ad-libbing.
STRONG BAD: CUT!
{A clapper board passes over the screen}

[edit] Informant → Perducci

STRONG BAD: Ever hear of a guy named Perducci?
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} Aye. He just tried to sell me a beautiful masterpiece. But I do not deal in stolen goods, so I sent him away. I suspect he may be trying to sell it in Cairo.
STRONG BAD: Are you serious? I just missed him AGAIN? Man, I better be earning some frequent fly-guy miles for all this globe-trotting I'm doin'!
{Given access to Cairo}

[edit] Informant → Sultry Buttons

STRONG BAD: I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
STRONG SAD: {Normal voice} Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!

[edit] Informant → Painting

{Note that Painting → Informant has the same effect}
STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the painting} Is this painting worth anything?
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} I remember this painting! It was all over the news when it was stolen from the Mummy's Tomb back in 1963!
STRONG BAD: Yeah, but I said is it worth anything?
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} It's stolen, so I won't be paying anything for it.
STRONG BAD: {Putting it away} Then I guess I'm done here.

[edit] Informant → Cancel

STRONG BAD: Thanks for your help. Don't go anywhere, I may have some more questions.
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} You know where to find me.

[edit] Romantic Photo → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the photo} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} It's a lovely photo of the rare Stickanee flower, but it's not really what I would call art.

[edit] Certain items → Informant

STRONG BAD: I'm not gonna embarrass myself by trying to pass THAT off as a piece of art!

[edit] Podium

STRONG BAD: {Reading} The rare four-leaf thousand dollar bill! {Normally} Whoa. I busted up a ring of counterfeit THREE-leaf thousand dollar bills before, but I've never seen a four-leaf one! And I've STILL never seen one, because it's been stolen by Sultry Buttons.

[edit] Cairo

[edit] On first arrival

{Panning shot of the Cairo backdrop}
STRONG BAD: Cairo. The driest city in the world. Land of the mysterious desert pyramids. {The backdrop starts to fall over. Jump cut, and it's suddenly upright again, with The Cheat holding it up. Rapid pan over to Strong Bad.} I wonder if I'll find Perducci here?

[edit] Flower

If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here
{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}
MARZIPAN: {Voiceover} Dangeresque, you aren't really trying to win me back in the country where we first tasted celery soda. I mean, I guess it wasn't that bad, but it wasn't good either. They say it's an acquired taste, but... anyway, this place doesn't really hold any fond memories for me. I'll kill you in your sleep, Sultry Buttons. {Strong Bad throws the note away}

[edit] Informant

STRONG BAD: Don't tell me, you're another one of Stinky's brothers. Geez, how many of you guys ARE there?
STRONG SAD: {New York accent} Four all together. Now, did you come to do business? If not, then get lost.

STRONG BAD: Hey, mole guy.

[edit] Informant → Informant

STRONG BAD: You've got a real attitude, pal. I like that. So what's your story?
STRONG SAD: {New York accent} Well, since you know my brudder, they call me the Moving Man. I'm a professional fence. You got some moichandise that you obtained through questionable means, get it to me and I can move it for yas.
STRONG BAD: I'll keep that in mind if I ever want to do any... "spring cleaning" in my office.

[edit] Informant → Podium

STRONG BAD: I'm sure you're aware that Sultry Buttons has stolen the Purple Nose of Cairo.
STRONG SAD: {New York accent} Yeah, and it is a great loss to the country, but a possible great profit ta me!
STRONG BAD: Really? A purple nose?
STRONG SAD: {New York accent} If you scratch it, it smells like boysenberries!
STRONG BAD: It's a scratch 'n' sniff treasure?
STRONG SAD: {New York accent} Yup.
STRONG BAD: Well... actually that IS pretty cool.

[edit] Informant → Perducci

STRONG BAD: In your line of work, you must have connections to Perducci. Is he here in Cairo?
STRONG SAD: {New York accent} Oh yeah, I know Perducci. He and I go way back. But you won't find him in Cairo. I just sent him off to Tokyo to move some counterfeit movie tie-in moichandise.
STRONG BAD: So THAT'S where all that cheap junk is coming from.

[edit] Informant → Sultry Buttons

STRONG BAD: I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
STRONG SAD: {Normal voice} Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!

[edit] Informant → Painting

{Note that Painting → Informant has the same effect}
STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the painting} Take a look at this painting. Anyone ever try to move this thing through you?
STRONG SAD: {New York accent} Yeah, I remember Perducci stole this thing from the Mummy's Tomb one Fall, a long time ago!
STRONG BAD: You remember it being in the fall?
STRONG SAD: {New York accent} Yeah, well, business is slow in the fall. Something like that painting comes through and you remember it.
STRONG BAD: {Putting it away} Then I guess I'm done here.

[edit] Informant → Cancel

STRONG BAD: I've heard enough. But if ya ever run into someone needing to get rid of some stolen jet pack boots, you know who to call!
STRONG SAD: {New York accent} Sure, and if you happen to run into any of my three brudders, give them a big hug fer me.
STRONG BAD: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

STRONG BAD: Stay outta trouble, or I'll be back for ya!

[edit] Romantic Photo → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the photo} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} It's a lovely photo of the rare Stickanee flower, but it's not really what I would call art.

[edit] Certain items → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Turns to the camera} Nah, I'd rather keep THAT for myself.

[edit] Podium

STRONG BAD: {Reading} The Purple Nose of Cairo? {Normally} That's a weird one. I think I'll let Sultry Buttons keep that one.

[edit] Pyramids

STRONG BAD: Man, check out those pyramids! So pointy! And those sphinx...es! Just, like, laying out in the sun like that. They are probably like, "man, it's all hot out here, I'm just gonna lay down for a minute." But then they fall asleep and get covered with sand and have to stay that way! And then, their freakin' noses fall off! That's rough, man. That's gangsta.

[edit] Tokyo

[edit] On first arrival

{The camera focuses on a cardboard stand depicting Mount Fuji. Authentic music plays.}
STRONG BAD: Japan. Wow, this place looks SO different from any other country I've visited! So different!

[edit] Flower

If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here
{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}
MARZIPAN: {Voiceover} Nice flower, Dangeresque. Too bad this is the country where you decided your speedboat couldn't take my weight and left me to face the Old Polish Navy alone. A sensitive person would be more sentimental! Thinking about kicking your face, Sultry Buttons. {Strong Bad throws the note away}

[edit] Informant

STRONG SAD: Psst... Are you Dangeresque?
STRONG BAD: I see my legend preceeds me.
STRONG SAD: My brother said to expect you. Do you have any questions for me?

STRONG BAD: Yo, Stooley.

[edit] Informant → Informant

STRONG BAD: So, who are you supposed to be?
STRONG SAD: Just call me Stooley Rat Weasel.
STRONG BAD: Only if you pay me.
STRONG SAD: I'm a double agent working to gather info for both sides. If you have anything that you need information on, just show it to me.

[edit] Informant → Podium

STRONG BAD: What do you know about the Swollen Jade Tick?
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} Ah, a rare and beautiful treasure! They say it was pulled from the backside of an ancient jade elephant!
STRONG BAD: Okay, okay, stop talking, stop talking!

[edit] Informant → Perducci

STRONG BAD: I'm looking for a fugitive named Perducci. That name mean anything to you?
STRONG SAD: Yeah, I know Perducci. I've been gathering intel on him for years! He was here not long ago, you just missed him! My sources say he may be heading to a safe house in Paris!
STRONG BAD: Ah, the old "safe house in Paris" gimmick. I should have known!

[edit] Informant → Sultry Buttons

STRONG BAD: I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
STRONG SAD: Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!

[edit] Informant → Painting

{Note that Painting → Informant has the same effect}
STRONG BAD: {pulls out the painting} Hey, ya got any intel on this baby?
STRONG SAD: Of course. Perducci and I worked together to steal this from an ANCIENT TEMPLE in JAPAN.
STRONG BAD: Can that information help me find him now?
STRONG SAD: I don't think so.
STRONG BAD: {puts the painting away} Well, that's no fun.

[edit] Informant → Cancel

STRONG BAD: Keep on playin' both sides, Rat Weezy.
STRONG SAD: Don't worry about me. And if you need any more help in your travels, just look up any of my three brothers!

[edit] Small Rock → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the rock} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: It's a rock!

[edit] Certain items → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Turns to camera} Hmmm. If this guy is a double agent, I probably shouldn't be showing him everything I have. Just the stuff that might lead me to Perducci!

[edit] Metal Detector

STRONG BAD: Somewhere out there, there's a bullet with my name on it. {Finds a bullet} But not this one. This one's been monogrammed by {Shaking fist} Perducci!

[edit] Podium

STRONG BAD: {reading} "The Swollen Jade Tick". I'm glad this one was stolen. Ticks BUG me. {grins at his joke} They TICK me off. {chuckles under his breath} They really SUCK. {Laughs, and sheepishly glances at camera} Right... comic relief?

[edit] Paris

[edit] On first arrival

{The camera pans down an Eiffel Tower backdrop.}
STRONG BAD: Paris. The city of romance. Many a hearts and winds I have broken here.

[edit] Flower

If left on podium the last time Strong Bad was here, and if Strong Bad had visited another world location before returning
{Strong Bad takes the note with the flower and reads}
MARZIPAN: {voiceover} My dear Dangeresque, a Stickanee flower in Paris... it brings back memories of the good times. Like that time we tried to assassinate the Emperor of Toothpaste while he was on vacation. But I guess you got here just as I was leaving. Maybe next time you'll arrive before me. {Strong Bad throws the note away}

[edit] Informant

STRONG BAD: Hey you, have you seen—
STRONG SAD: {Interrupting} You are troubled with father issues. This has made it hard for you to define which side of the law you are on, and why you choose to work alone. Except when you work with your partner.
STRONG BAD: Which is all the time.

[edit] Informant → Informant

STRONG BAD: What are you, another psychic?
STRONG SAD: I'm a psychological profiler. I can give you a psychological profile of a person just by evaluating their belongings.

[edit] Informant → Podium

STRONG BAD: Did you see a woman come through here and steal a ginormous diamond?
STRONG SAD: Um, nope. Not that I know of.
STRONG BAD: What? Aren't you supposed to know everything about the seedy criminal activity around here?
STRONG SAD: I'm sure if there was anyone around here fitting a criminal profile, I would know about it.
STRONG BAD: Look, there's a big empty pedestal over there that previously displayed something I wanted to take! I mean, protake! Protect!
STRONG SAD: Sorry, must not have been very important.

[edit] Informant → Perducci

STRONG BAD: I'm looking for a man named Perducci. {Shakes his fist}
STRONG SAD: Well, what can you tell me about him?
STRONG BAD: Hmm... he's fat, wears a blue suit, dumb hat, crusty white beard and mustache... and smells a bit like peppermint and gravy.
STRONG SAD: This sounds like desperate man! He's frightened, and may have gone into hiding.
STRONG BAD: So how can I find him?
STRONG SAD: {Irish accent} He's probably trying to blend into the crowd. Perhaps in a place where EVERYONE wears funny hats and smells a bit minty.
STRONG BAD: Sooo... Ireland?

[edit] Informant → Sultry Buttons

STRONG BAD: I'm trying to catch a beautiful jewel thief. Got any tips?
STRONG SAD: Hmm. If you want to impress a lady, try leaving flowers in a place you know she'll be!

[edit] Informant → Painting

{Note that Painting → Informant has the same effect}
STRONG BAD: {pulls out the painting} What can you tell me about a man who would steal something like this?
STRONG SAD: Oh, my! That's... well, anyone who steals that is highly disturbed! Strangely, that same painting appears in an old case file of mine I wrote way back in the Fall of 1963.
STRONG BAD: {puts the photo away} Wow, that IS a coincidence!

[edit] Blueprints → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the blueprints} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: A man who keeps blueprints is a man who always knows where to hide.

[edit] Large Knife → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the knife} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: The person who uses this as a weapon is very dangerous. {Sniffs} And wears French perfume.

[edit] Small Rock → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the rock} What do you make of this?
STRONG SAD: Hmm... it seems to be covered in soy sauce, probably a messy eater.

[edit] Certain items → Informant

STRONG BAD: {Turns to camera} I don't want this guy lookin' at too much of my stuff. Nobody profiles Dangeresque!

[edit] Podium

STRONG BAD: {reading} The Diamond-Tipped Diamond. {Normally} I heard this thing can cut through just about every material known to man! It's probably what Sultry Buttons used to cut through the security glass to steal it... somehow.

[edit] Sultry Buttons

Only appears if the Stickanee flower was left on the podium the last time Strong Bad was here
STRONG BAD: I knew you couldn't stay away.
MARZIPAN: {Holding up the flower} A Stickanee flower? In Paris? You do care!
STRONG BAD: You know it, baby. Dangeresque NEVER forgets his special lady, baby.
MARZIPAN: Do you mean it? {Turns away} I WON'T have my heart broken again.
STRONG BAD: Of course! Why, I'd shower you with gems, if I had any.
MARZIPAN: Ooh, I have some! {Turns back and holds up the ruby and the diamond} Take mine!
STRONG BAD: Oh no, I couldn't— well okay. {Takes them}
MARZIPAN: So go ahead! Shower me with priceless jewels!
STRONG BAD: Not here, my sweet. Meet me in Hawai'i at sunrise.
MARZIPAN: How romantic! Don't keep me waiting. {Leaves}
STRONG BAD: Well THAT'S somewhere I'm never going to go. I gotta get this ruby back to Professor Experimento! And I guess I should hang on to these other rare gems as well. You know, for safe keeping... in a sock... under my bed.

[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Sultry Buttons

STRONG BAD: {Whipping out the nunchuck gun} Hold it right there, lady!
MARZIPAN: Don't shoot!
STRONG BAD: Give me one good reason not to!
MARZIPAN: Because I love you, Dangeresque!
STRONG BAD: {Puts the nunchuck gun away} Of course you do, baby. But like I told you before, Dangeresque is here for ALL the ladies to enjoy.

[edit] General

[edit] After encountering Sultry Buttons at the Secret Lab

If the podium is empty
{Sultry Buttons is standing by the podium. After a pause, she walks away, just as Strong Bad comes running up}
STRONG BAD: {every other time a city is entered} Wait, Sultry! Man, I gotta find a way to get here before she leaves.
If the Stickanee flower is on the podium, every location save Paris
STRONG BAD: Ah-ha! I'm finally in time to catch up with Sultry Buttons! But she doesn't look very happy. Maybe I should wait until she leaves.

[edit] In extended play

ON-SCREEN CAPTION: Behind the Scenes: Exotic Locales
STRONG BAD: Okay, you guys are NOT gonna believe this, but all those exotic countries I visited in the movie were actually right here at the Stone Bridge! {Pans right to show all the location backdrops present. Pans back to Strong Bad} I know! I can hardly believe it myself! Let's take a look around.

[edit] Informant

In extended play

STRONG SAD: Thanks for letting me write Perducci's backstory in exchange for being in your movie! I've created a rich history for the character that has him {Indian accent} touching the lives of many important people in history!
STRONG BAD: Hey, no accents! That was the deal! And no touching people, either!
STRONG SAD: {Normal voice} Oh, all right.

STRONG BAD: So what do you think of all these fantastic backdrops? Really creates the illusion of reality, right?
STRONG SAD: Well, they look pretty good, but the historical accuracy is off in several places. The Eiffel Tower, for example, is actually 300.51 meters tall, or 986 feet—
STRONG BAD: {Interrupting} Yeah, you're fired.
STRONG SAD: Awww.

[edit] At intervals while in scene

STRONG SAD: Something I can help you with, stranger?

STRONG SAD: Hey, over here.

STRONG SAD: Psst. You need some information?

[edit] After speaking to all five Informants

Plays in any location when pressing cancel on the Informant. Strong Bad must have talked to at least the brothers in Japan and either Cairo or Ireland about the painting.
{First time only}
STRONG BAD: I can't believe I haven't found Perducci! yet. I've already been to five different countries and talked to five of these stupid brothers! But wait! Stinky said he only had THREE brothers! Something is fishy. One of these guys is lying, and when I figure out who it is, I'm gonna pull out my trusty nunchuck gun, {pulls out the gun} poke it into their doughy belly, and nunchuck gun the crap out of them until they give up the info I need! {Puts the gun away} No one protects Perducci! in my town and gets away with it!

{Second time only}
STRONG BAD: {Imitating a phone} Bring! {Pulls out the VCR} Hang on, I gotta take this. {Into the VCR} You got Dangeresque. Who is this?
BUBS: {voiceover} Danger-skew! I just got an important tip concerning Perducci! Apparently he's passing himself off as some kind of underwoild informant!
STRONG BAD: Informant? I just brutally interrogated a bunch of those guys!
BUBS: {voiceover} Well, find out which one's been lying to you! That's your guy!
STRONG BAD: Thanks for the tip, Diamonocle.
BUBS: {voiceover} And here's another tip: If you need that extra boost of energy but don't want all the sugar, Diet Bull Honkey brand Caffienergy Sauce is— {Strong Bad hangs up the VCR}
STRONG BAD: {Pulls out the nunchuck gun} Looks like the zookeeper's gotta clear the muffins outta the pantry!

[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Informant

Before speaking to all the Informants, and then after unveiling Perducci
STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the nunchuck gun} Freeze, dirt scum!
STRONG SAD: What? What did I do?
STRONG BAD: Ah, nothing. I just love doing that.

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the nunchuck gun} Don't move, scumbag... butt!
STRONG SAD: I'm NOT moving.
STRONG BAD: Okay. Very good.
After the After speaking to all five Informants sequence above has played
STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the nunchuck gun} Hold it right there, meat pie! Why are you lyin' to me?
STRONG SAD: What are you talking about?

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the nunchuck gun} Going somewhere?
STRONG SAD: Not really, I pretty much just stay here.
STRONG BAD: So stay there! And tell me why your story doesn't add up!
STRONG SAD: What part doesn't make sense?

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the nunchuck gun. Over-emphasising plosives} Are you protecting Perducci?
STRONG SAD: What?
STRONG BAD: Your story is full of lies that have holes in them!
STRONG SAD: What part?

STRONG BAD: {Pulling out the nunchuck gun} Looks like I caught me a big fat liar!
STRONG SAD: Me? What makes you think I'm lying?
[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Informant → 1963
Venetian brother
STRONG BAD: The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
STRONG SAD: That's not true! My brother in Paris knows all about it! Ask him!
STRONG BAD: Okay, okay, you story check out. This time. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
Irish and Parisian brothers
STRONG BAD: The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
STRONG SAD: Was too! Check with my brother in Venice! He can back it up!
STRONG BAD: Yeah, I may just do that! But I probably won't since you're right. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
Cairene and Tokyo-mon brothers
STRONG BAD: The painting wasn't stolen in 1963!
STRONG SAD: I don't know anything about that.
STRONG BAD: Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Informant → Mummy
Irish brother
STRONG BAD: The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
STRONG SAD: Yes it was! Check with my brother in Cairo if you don't believe me!
STRONG BAD: Hmm, okay, I do kinda remember that. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
Cairene brother
STRONG BAD: The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
STRONG SAD: I'm afraid it was! Just ask my brother in {Irish accent} Ireland!
STRONG BAD: Oh, right. I forgot. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
Venetian, Parisian and Tokyo-mon brothers
STRONG BAD: The painting wasn't stolen from any Mummy's Tomb!
STRONG SAD: I don't know anything about that.
STRONG BAD: Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Informant → Ancient Temple
Tokyo-mon brother
If Strong Bad has spoken to only one of the Cairene or Irish brothers
STRONG BAD: The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
STRONG SAD: So?
STRONG BAD: So, one of the brothers told me this painting was stolen from a Mummy's Tomb!
STRONG SAD: Got anyone who can back that up? How do you know HE'S not the liar?
STRONG BAD: Hmm, good point. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
If Strong Bad has spoken both the Cairene and Irish brothers
STRONG BAD: The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
STRONG SAD: So?
STRONG BAD: So, you told me that you helped Perducci steal the painting from an Ancient Temple in Japan, but that is clearly not true, because TWO of the brothers told me this painting was stolen from a Mummy's Tomb! You're not one of the brothers! {Over-emphasizing plosives} Why are you protecting Perducci?
STRONG SAD: Very clever, Dangeresque. You have seen through my carefully-crafted ruse. I'm not protecting Perducci... {Close-up on Strong Bad, then back to... Perducci!}
KING OF TOWN: I AM Perducci! Now kindly give me back my painting!
STRONG BAD: {Puts the nunchuck gun away and gets out the painting} What's so important about this painting?
KING OF TOWN: Just give it!
{They struggle over the painting. Eventually, the King of Town gets the painting, but in the process, a disk flicks out and flies up into the air.}
BOTH: The disk!
{Close-up on Strong Bad's hand as he catches the disk.}
STRONG BAD: Ah-ha! You lose again, Perducci!
KING OF TOWN: I knew I shouldn't have stashed the painting under that bridge! You may have beaten me this time, Dangeresque, but I'll be back! {Laughs. Pause} Aaand, scene! Well, that's it for me. I'll see you at the premiere! If you need me for pick-ups, call my agent! {Leaves}
Venetian, Irish, Cairene and Parisian brothers
STRONG BAD: The painting wasn't stolen from any Ancient Temple!
STRONG SAD: I don't know anything about that.
STRONG BAD: Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Informant → Fall
Cairene brother
STRONG BAD: The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
STRONG SAD: That's not true! My brother in Paris knows all about it! Ask him!
STRONG BAD: Okay, okay, you story check out. This time. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
Parisian brother
STRONG BAD: The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
STRONG SAD: Yes it was! Check with my brother in Cairo if you don't believe me!
STRONG BAD: Hmm, okay, I do kinda remember that. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}
Venetian, Irish and Tokyo-mon brothers
STRONG BAD: The painting wasn't stolen in the Fall!
STRONG SAD: I don't know anything about that.
STRONG BAD: Are you sure that wasn't you? I get you guys confused. All right, forget I was ever here. {Puts the nunchuck gun away}

[edit] Ireland Backdrop

Extended play only
STRONG BAD: I've never been to Ireland, but this is pretty much what I think it looks like. {Close-up of the backdrop} Some sheep hangin' out, lots of green grass. You know, some, like, video-game hills in the back. And like a big o' chimney stickin' out one of them... for no reason.

[edit] Mount Fuji Backdrop

Extended play only
STRONG BAD: Is it just me, or does that mountain look a lot like Strong Sad?
STRONG SAD: I do not look like a mountain!
{Long shot showing Strong Sad and Mount Fuji side-by-side}
STRONG BAD: I dunno, man, I definitely see the resemblance. Eh? Eh? Yep!

[edit] Mustache

Extended play only
STRONG BAD: I'm gonna need that mustache back. It's an official movie prop that I'll probably end up selling in an online auction later! {Rips mustache off Strong Sad}
STRONG SAD: Oww!
STRONG BAD: Eww, this thing's been all yucked up with Strong Sad's Frenchiness. I gotta remember to clean it before I return it to Wardrobe!

[edit] Painting

Appears in the first non-Venice location visited
STRONG BAD: Hmmm, my superior detectiving skills have detected something stashed under this bridge! {Pulls it out, revealing it to be the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife} Ah-ha! This is the same painting that Perducci had with him when I completely obliterated him at that card game. {Puts the painting away} I wonder what it's doing here.

[edit] Podium

In extended play
STRONG BAD: Intriguing.

STRONG BAD: Whoa.

STRONG BAD: Awesome.

[edit] River

STRONG BAD: Ah, the mighty river of... this country. So majestic and... wet.

[edit] Branch → River

STRONG BAD: {Dipping the branch into the river} I'll just dip this stick into the river like the script says, and... {Finds a lunch box, puts the branch away} Whoa, check this out! That's right, nerds! Your non-dairy, low-sugar, gluten-free lunch will be bully-proof with an official Killingyouguy lunch box! {Quietly and quickly} Copyright, trademarked and FDA-approved by Strong Bad


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