Homestar Ruiner Responses (K.o.T. Castle)

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"Thank goodness for this conveniently-placed privacy screen!"

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from K.O.T. Castle in Homestar Ruiner.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.


A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.


Contents

[edit] Inside

[edit] Bonsai

STRONG BAD: It's Arbor Day, Strongly Brown!

[edit] Criminal Record

Entering through the door
STRONG BAD: Hey, it's Homestar's criminal record! I'll just scoop it up and—
STRONG MAD: INTRUDER ALERT!
STRONG BAD: This is gonna hurt.
STRONG MAD: ARRR!
STRONG BAD: {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Ahhh! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Ow! It looks like once again, I'll have to use my mighty Strong Bad brain. I should probably just start doin' that in the first place from now on.
Entering through the ceiling, when Strong Mad is there
STRONG BAD: Judging from this melodramatic close-up, I'd wager that that's Homestar Runner's criminal record! I'll just drop down and get it!
STRONG MAD: INTRUDER ALERT!
STRONG BAD: Here comes the suck.
STRONG BAD: {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Ahhh! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Oof! I think I've learned an important lesson here.

STRONG BAD: Okay, let's see if it'll work this time.
STRONG MAD: INTRUDER ALERT!
STRONG BAD: Guess not.
STRONG BAD: {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Ahhh! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Oof! I'll never get that record while Strong Mad's guarding it!
Entering through the ceiling, when Strong Mad is gone
STRONG BAD: Aha! Now for some for-real uninterrupted cat-burglar action! {jumps down} {talking to his hands} I swear gloves, this is the last time you'll have to touch evidence of nekkid Homestar. {Strong Mad comes running} Hi there, sailor. {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Geronimoooo! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Ta-daaa! Well I didn't end up with the bags of cash, or the bags of cash shaped diamonds that I usually score when I cat-burgle, but at least I finally got my gloves on Homestar's stupid criminal record! Now maybe I can get him off my couch and away from my television!

[edit] Drain

STRONG BAD: It's one of the slimy, oozing, clogged up drain pipes that snake nastily through the castle. Kinda like the King's intestines.

STRONG BAD: I don't even what to think about what kind of stuff is clogging up that drain pipe.

[edit] The King of Town

THE KING OF TOWN: Fetch me my royal balogna!

THE KING OF TOWN: I think I'm going to start calling Thursday Nougatday, which will be filled with rich creamy nougat...

THE KING OF TOWN: Where's my royal custard? I can't take my bath without my royal custard!

THE KING OF TOWN: Why should I let them eat cake? It's my cake!

THE KING OF TOWN: Nom-nom-no—Ow! I'b bit by tongue! Mmm, takes pretty good!

THE KING OF TOWN: {eating noises} {belch} Oh dear, I've eaten my foot. Again.

[edit] Plunger

Picking it up
STRONG BAD: By the power of — er— Brownskull! {takes plunger}
When in drain
STRONG BAD: Allez oop! Whoa, powerful suction action!

STRONG BAD: Boing!

[edit] Plunger → Drain

STRONG BAD: Eat plunger, drainy!
{He throws the plunger javelin-style at the drain. It sticks.}

[edit] Privacy Screen

STRONG BAD: Thank goodness for this conveniently-placed privacy screen!

[edit] Shovel

STRONG BAD: One of the Poopsmith's shovels, score! {takes it}

[edit] Statue

STRONG BAD: Stealth Strong Bad comes with everything you see here! Now you see him, now you don't! Only from Cheap as Free Toys! {a cartoon bubble with the words Cheap as Free appears briefly on the screen}

STRONG BAD: Activate cloaking shield! Whawhawhawha.

[edit] Vent

From ground
STRONG BAD: That vent undoubtedly leads to all sorts of hidden Strong Bad sized crawlspaces... too bad I can't reach it.

STRONG BAD: {stretches and grunts} Nope. Still can't reach it.
From on plunger
STRONG BAD: Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!
If Strong Bad had been spotted
STRONG MAD: {comes running} INTRUDER ALERT?
THE POOPSMITH: {hold up a sign reading ?}
STRONG MAD: INTRUDER ALERT?
THE POOPSMITH: {hold up a sign reading ???}
STRONG BAD: {from above} It's a good thing Strong Mad doesn't have a neck, or he might be able to look up.
Jumping back down onto the plunger
STRONG BAD: Ah, oof!

(If busted) Aw, whatsit.

[edit] Whatsit

STRONG BAD: {revolted shuddering noises}

STRONG BAD: Gah! It's... still warm.

STRONG BAD: This is some top shelf poop. I can see why the Poopsmith is so interested in it.

[edit] When caught

THE POOPSMITH: {holds up a sign reading !!}
STRONG BAD: Oh crunch.
STRONG MAD: GUARD! GUARD! GUARD! GUARD! {comes running} INTRUDER ALERT!
STRONG BAD: Hey, brother Strong Mad! Are you here to help me steal Homestar's record? {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Ahhh! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Oof! I'll take that as a no.

THE POOPSMITH: {holds up a sign reading YOU AGAIN?}
STRONG BAD: Oh crunchberries.
STRONG MAD: FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! {comes running} INTRUDER ALERT!
STRONG BAD: Now, take it easy big fella! {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Ahhh! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Oof! I should probably quit doing that. What with the drain bamage and all.

[edit] When entering the castle

STRONG BAD: {interior hallway of the castle, Strong Bad is not seen on screen} Let's see now... Hall of Cheese Rinds... Sausage Casings Room... Grand Chamber of Milk Sauce? Ah, here it is, the Hall of Records! {enters the chamber} Aw, crap, it's the King of Town's personal bodyguard-slash-mime-slash-poosmith, the Poopsmith! I'll have to be even sneakier than usual if I want to get past him. Lucky for me, the Poopsmith never seems to notice anything while he's in the midst of a good ol' fashioned poop shoveling.

[edit] When the Poopsmith stops shoveling

STRONG BAD: What happened to the poop sounds?

STRONG BAD: Poopy's on the move!

STRONG BAD: What's that?!

[edit] Outside

[edit] Castle

STRONG BAD: The King of Town's castle is a monument to food... kinda like the King of Town himself.

[edit] Dirt Pile

STRONG BAD: Someone should replace that divot...someone other than me.

[edit] Hedge

[edit] Hedge

Before Trimming
STRONG BAD: I would've thought the King would trim these hedges himself when he's in one of his grazing phases.
After Trimming
STRONG BAD: That looks really good... a big ol' leafy arm... coming out of the back of his neck there.

STRONG BAD: {singing} And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIII{hacking coughs} ...Ugh, I gotta take better care of my pipes.

STRONG BAD: {singing} Sweet!

STRONG BAD: Niiice...

[edit] Hedge Shears → Hedge

STRONG BAD: Take that you bush-league hedge! ...err, hedge-league bush... {trims the hedge into the shape of Trogdor} Oh yeah, that's much better. And check it out, free hedge trimmings!

[edit] King of Town

Only appears in Extended Play
STRONG BAD: Hey—
KING OF TOWN: {Angrily} Don't talk to me, Strong Bad! Thanks to you, I'm trapped in a loveless marriage with a mole queen, my head is throbbing, and worst of all, I've been lured away from a cart full of cold cuts and mini-breads! So unless you want me to start slapping unnecessary taxes and tariffs on you, you'll leave me alone!
STRONG BAD: Taxes? That sounds... ominous.

STRONG BAD: Um...
KING OF TOWN: {Furiously} Silence!

[edit] Treasure Marker

[edit] Treasure Marker

STRONG BAD: It's a good thing the Taranchula Black Metal Detector comes with these ball markers, or I might lose track of my cool finds! Thanks, Taranchula Black Metal Detector!

[edit] Shovel → Treasure Marker

STRONG BAD: Now we'll find out what kinda phat loot the King of Town keeps buried just to the left of his castle! {digs} Whoa! {uncovers the next Snake Boxer V manual page}

[edit] When entering the area for the first time

STRONG BAD: There it is, the King of Town's fairly penetrable castle fortress. Somewhere deep inside its stinking, obstructed bowels, is the criminal record that's keeping Homestar's whiny, whitey butt glued to my couch!
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