Dagger Skew

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Stabby!
"Mmermer Mmhe!"

From Dangeresque in the Crime Scene Tamperer Soundboard:

A former informer, Dagger Skew is an infamous Cheatburgler and stabby specialist. His small size means he can squeeze under most of those cool laser-tech security systems. Man, those things are awesome! He "hides" steak knives in his headband so he can sneak them on city buses and clandestinely cut pieces off of other people's hoagies. He'll be stabbing you shortly.

Dagger Skew is a minor Dangeresque character played by The Cheat, a "cheatburgler" with a penchant for robbery and fascination with crystals. His name comes Baron Darin Diamonocle's mispronunciation of Dangeresque as "Danger-skew", as well as the steak-knife daggers tucked into his headband, "perfectly spaced for slicin' up eyeballs". A former informant for Dangeresque, he is also friendly with Dangeresque Too.

Though Dagger Skew debuted in Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate, he was not included in the game when it launched on August 11, 2023. Steam Trading Cards for the game were implemented on January 10, 2024, giving players their first glimpse of Dagger Skew; he was finally added to the game proper in the bonus "Roomisode X" level released on May 25, 2024. He is found in the middle of a heist by Dangeresque Too, offering the burgled Bowlegged Diamond in exchange for a cup of diamond-hard ice.

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[edit] Appearances

Dangeresque
Movies

Major: Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?
Major: Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1
Major: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective (Mini-Site, THREE in 3D)
Minor: Dangeresque: Put 'Em on Ice!, Dangeresque 4÷2=6
Puppet Squad: The Curly Fried Caper, The Hot Jones Hijack

Characters

Strong Bad: Dangeresque
Homestar Runner: Dangeresque Too,
   Uzi Bazooka, Stingy Relenque
Coach Z: Renaldo
Marzipan: Cutesy Buttons,
   Sultry Buttons
The King of Town: Perducci
Strong Mad: Killingyouguy
Bubs: Baron Darin Diamonocle

Pom Pom: Professor Experimento
The Poopsmith: Kidnapping Victim,
   The Un-dabbler
Senor Cardgage: Dadgeresque
Strong Sad: Hot Tub, The Stunt Double,
   Informants, The Monster, Pants Naysmen
The Cheat: Istanbul, Szechuan Steve,
   Craig, Waitre D, Dagger Skew
Other: The Chief

Music

The Theme from Dangeresque II (karaoke), Today is Alright 4 2Nite,
Hub-Bump 2 Tha Front, You're Gonna Have 2 Jump

Games

Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate (Trailer, Launch Trailer, Soundtrack)
   Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque (Walkthrough, Responses)
   Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom (Walkthrough, Responses)
   Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser (Walkthrough, Responses)
   Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office (Walkthrough, Responses)
Crime Scene Tamperer (Promo, Soundboard)
Dangeresque Foxhunt

Other Brainblow City (Smoky Office, Perducci's)
Nunchuck Gun, Ruby Powered Rocket, DNA Evidence
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