Dagger Skew

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Stabby!
"Mmermer Mmhe!"

From Dangeresque in the Crime Scene Tamperer Soundboard:

A former informer, Dagger Skew is an infamous Cheatburgler and stabby specialist. His small size means he can squeeze under most of those cool laser-tech security systems. Man, those things are awesome! He "hides" steak knives in his headband so he can sneak them on city buses and clandestinely cut pieces off of other people's hoagies. He'll be stabbing you shortly.

Dagger Skew is a minor Dangeresque character played by The Cheat, a "cheatburgler" with a penchant for robbery and fascination with crystals. His name comes Baron Darin Diamonocle's mispronunciation of Dangeresque as "Danger-skew", as well as the steak-knife daggers tucked into his headband, "perfectly spaced for slicin' up eyeballs". A former informant for Dangeresque, he is also friendly with Dangeresque Too.

Though Dagger Skew debuted in Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate, he was not included in the game when it launched on August 11, 2023. Steam Trading Cards for the game were implemented on January 10, 2024, giving players their first glimpse of Dagger Skew; he was finally added to the game proper in the bonus "Roomisode X" level released on May 25, 2024. He is found in the middle of a heist by Dangeresque Too, offering the burgled Bowlegged Diamond in exchange for a cup of diamond-hard ice.


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