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"You must be the kidnapped little girl, but... you're a beautiful woman now!"
The Kidnapping Victim is a woman rescued from the Malvies Catacombs by Dangeresque in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective. Long ago, when she was a child, she had been captured and taken to the catacombs by The Monster. The case was so difficult that it drove Dadgeresque mad, but his son was able to solve it and rescue her. "She" is played by the Poopsmith in a blond wig. She is held in the last room. Strong Bad apparently finds this getup very comical, as he has trouble keeping a straight face when his character is talking to her. The wig the Poopsmith wears in the role bears a resemblance to Strong Bad's Cara Carabowditbowdit wig, except this wig is blond and has a rose in it instead of a skull and crossbones.
[edit] Complete Filmography
| Dangeresque
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| Movies |
Major: Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?
Major: Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1
Major: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective (Mini-Site, THREE in 3D)
Minor: Dangeresque: Put 'Em on Ice!, Dangeresque 4รท2=6
Puppet Squad: The Curly Fried Caper, The Hot Jones Hijack
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| Characters |
Strong Bad: Dangeresque
Homestar Runner: Dangeresque Too,
Uzi Bazooka, Stingy Relenque
Coach Z: Renaldo
Marzipan:
Cutesy Buttons, Sultry Buttons
Pom Pom: Professor Experimento
The King of Town: Perducci
Strong Mad (Himself): Killingyouguy
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Bubs: Baron Darin Diamonocle
The Poopsmith: Kidnapping Victim
Senor Cardgage: Dadgeresque
Strong Sad (El Dumpo):
Hot Tub, The Informants,
The Monster, The Stunt Double
The Cheat: Istanbul, Szechuan Steve,
Craig, Waitre D, Dagger Skew
Unknown: The Chief
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| Music |
The Theme from Dangeresque II (karaoke), Today is Alright 4 2Nite,
Hub-Bump 2 Tha Front, You're Gonna Have 2 Jump
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| Games |
Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate (Trailer, Launch Trailer, Soundtrack)
Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque (Walkthrough, Responses)
Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom (Walkthrough, Responses)
Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser (Walkthrough, Responses)
Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office (Walkthrough, Responses)
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| Other | Brainblow City (Smoky Office, Perducci's)
Nunchuck Gun, Ruby Powered Rocket, Dangeresque: Crime Scene Tamperer, DNA Evidence
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