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''{Cut to a Teen Girl Squad drawing of the Fanstumer Schooner sailing toward an island with two red baseball caps. In the corner it reads "Here be wagons"}'' | ''{Cut to a Teen Girl Squad drawing of the Fanstumer Schooner sailing toward an island with two red baseball caps. In the corner it reads "Here be wagons"}'' | ||
Revision as of 20:02, 1 December 2024
- The correct title of this page is Fanstume [singular] '24. The substitution of brackets is due to technical restrictions.
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Strong Bad does a deep dive on a singular fan's costume.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Dangeresque (character), Renaldo, Coach Z (hands only), The Cheat (hands[?] only), Strong Mad (hands only), Wagon Fulla Pancakes (Teen Girl Squad Style), Strong Sad (severed foot only), The King of Town
Costumes (in order of appearance): Dangeresque
Places: Basement of the Brothers Strong
Date: Saturday, November 30, 2024
Running Time: 3:55
Page Title: Glen With Grape!
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Transcript
{Fade in the Basement of the Brothers Strong. The projector screen comes down and the lights dim. When the projector turns on, Strong Bad stands in front of it.}
STRONG BAD: Since only one of us dressed up for Halloween this year, {an image of Homestar Runner in his Impressive Clergyman costume flies onto the screen} it's only fitting that I just look at one fanstume. {The image of Homestar flies out of frame} But don't worry. {pumps fists} It's gonna be a deep dive into that one fanstume. And the only thing that's better than deep dives is a musical deep dive!
{Strong Bad leaps out of the scene as music begins to play. Title card reads "Fanstume [singular] 2024".}
{A picture of a fan wearing a Strong Bad costume with a cardboard box made to look like a streetlight on his head appears. The arms are animated to move up and down.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Oh-hoh! I wanna thank you so! {Two graphics of Dangeresque with streetlamp heads walk into to the scene} For dressing up like that one joke {A poster for Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate appears} from my Roomisode!
{The street corner from Roomisode 2 appears on the Compy 386.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Oh-hoh! I wanna thank you so! {the cursor clicks on the stoplight and selects Get/Use} For dressing up like that one joke. From my roomisode.
{Dangeresque walks behind the stoplight so his head is obscured by it.}
DANGERESQUE: {low quality} Oh, check me out, I'm Stoplight Head! Disruptor of traffic patterns! Bane of the DOT!
{The Compy disappears. The photo is animated to dance.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} It's a perfect combination {the photo dances} of obscure refer-ation! And half-decent costume fabrication!
{Rave lights spin around. Close up on the photo.}
STRONG BAD: Put a file folder box on your head!
{A diagram, Fig. 3a, Singular Fanstume, shows a box getting placed on a man's head. He gives a thumbs up.}
STRONG BAD: That you painted yellow, black, green and red! Next time, if you don't mind, may I suggest—
{Squares of color come out from the photo.}
STRONG BAD: Use colored construction paper {the papers fold and markers draw on the photo} instead of this scribble mess!
{Back to the full photo.}
STRONG BAD: {rapping} Oh, it's time to talk about the gloves! {disembodied boxing gloves appear on screen} The mitts, {Coach Z hands appear}, the paws, {two The Cheat arms appear} meat hooks! {Two Strong Mad hands appear on the photo, then all disappear} At first glance it's fine, {splits into two photographs} but you take a second look, {A question mark appears on one of the "gloves", which is not a glove} What the crap? What the crap? {Zoom in and rotate} Are you just holding a couple of red baseball caps?
{Record needle scratches.}
{The lights dim, and two candles appear with a boxing glove on a metal tray.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Now, if you don't have boxing gloves at home, I understand. {The boxing glove stands up} It's not the kind of thing a lot of people have {glove lays down} laying around.
{The candles and dish disappear.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} But there are so many things that are red and round {such as, a red balloon, a red bowling ball, an apple, a tomato, a red globe, and another fruit. These disappear and replace the hats on the photo, ending on the globes} That you probably had at hand!
{Cut to a Teen Girl Squad drawing of the Fanstumer Schooner sailing toward an island with two red baseball caps. In the corner it reads "Here be wagons"}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Yet the siren song of two red baseball caps {hearts and notes appear on the island} crashed your fanstume ship into land!
{The panel shows the boat crashing into the island, reading "rather dashed!!". The hats fall on the costume's hands.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Like the rocky shoals... dashed it apart. {The costume says "This is a highly acceptable substitute!"} Made you... pick something stupid...
{Cut to the photograph and fade out.}
{Fade back in.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} But wait! Everybody hold on! {A magnifying glass cursor appears} Let's zoom in now!
{A box encloses one of the hats and zooms in.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} 'Cause maybe I was wrong! {music cuts} The hat looks kinda blurry. {musical sting as the image becomes blurry} Maybe you were in a hurry! {the photograph dashes in and out. An animated sun appears} But it's so bright and the sun is up! {a camera viewer appears and takes a shot} I'm sure the camera shutter was fast enough! So why does it look like that? Why the crap is it a baseball hat?
{Fade out. Pop back in.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} wait! {Oh-oh-dang appears} Oh-oh dang! Is this some photoshop?
{Cut to a picture of a baseball card of glen w/ grape and Ilko Skevüld's ID wearing red baseball hats. A cursor isolates the hats.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} It looks like multiple pictures of different angles of hats that you had to crop!
{Photograph fades in.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} I appreciate the effort, {a severed soolnd with a bone sticking out appears} but there's an elephant foot in the room! And that's if you're gonna photoshop, why didn't you just use...
{The soolnd dances and then jumps out of frame.}
STRONG BAD: {imitating the drum fill that plays at the same time} Boodle-a boodle-a, blap-um blap-um!
{The scene fills with a grid of Strong Bad's boxing gloves with transparent backgrounds.}
STRONG BAD: {singing, reading the sign} Transparent PNG's of boxing gloves!
{A search engine with an urchin called sea-urch appears, and "transparent pngs of boxing gloves" is typed in. "Search it out!" is selected.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} A simple image search will yield you dozens of pages!
{Several PNGs of live-action boxing gloves from different angles, including one with the Strong Bad plush, appear.}
{Cut back to the photo. A flotilla of boxing gloves fly past.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Transparent PNGs of boxing gloves! {Strong Bad's gloves flash onscreen in different colors and angles} All different angles, colors and sizes!
{Boxing gloves explode from the sign.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Transparent PNGs of boxing gloves!
{Four scenes: a field, a sunset over water, a snow scene and flowers appear. Images of boxing gloves are overlaid.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} They make everything better! In all types of weather!
{Cut back to the photo as more boxing gloves are overlaid on the hands and feet.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Transparent PNGs of boxing gloves!
{Cut to the King of Town in a living room. Boxing glove images are overlaid.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Paste them on grandma! Paste them on grandma!
{The photograph fades in as Strong Bad's face sings on the front of a boxing glove image.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Transparent PNGs of boxing gloves!
{Another one sings, this time with the mouth on the hand hole.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} It's the key to our happiness!
{Cut to the costume head. Strong Bad's mouth sings and fades out.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Transparent PNGs of boxing gloves!
{A Dangeresque graphic with the boxing glove image for a head sings.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Oh-ooh! You know they're the best~
{Strong Bad stands in front of the projector with two red baseball caps on his hands.}
STRONG BAD: Hah! Baseball hats on hands!
{Fade to black. Stoplight Head Dangeresque appears by the word "end.". Musics by Rich Trott.}
Fun Facts
Explanations
- A gray checkerboard pattern is often used in image editing and viewing software to indicate the background is meant to be transparent.
Trivia
- The costume is a reference to Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom and Boom.
- The music was provided by Rich Trott.
Inside References
- Coach Z's hands were previously referred to as mitts in Fish Eye Lens.
- One of the "things that are red and round" is a bowling ball with a Frankenstrat pattern, as previously seen in Main Page 4.
- The Wagon Fulla Pancakes appears on the map, labeled "here be wagons".
- The Cheat's fake I.D. of Ilko Skevüld, from cheatday, is shown as a potential source for the baseball caps.
- The "elephant foot" is one of Strong Sad's severed soolnds.
- The King of Town appears in the room from the "2 Star Bed + Breakfast" in The House That Gave Sucky Tricks.
- The caps Strong Bad shows off feature the Fighting Growlbacks logo from Teen Girl Squad.
Real-World References
- Strong Bad suggests the hats may have been added to the image using Photoshop.
YouTube Version
- The YouTube version of this toon is titled "Fanstume [singular] 2024" and features the description "Strong Bad takes a musical deep dive into one singular fanstume. Music by the amazing Rich Trott: @trott"
