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order of appearance): Cast (in Bad Strong, Hungry Shark, Homestar Runner, Town The King of, Z Coach, Marzipan, Mad Strong
Places: Room Computer, Field The, The Classroom
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: 8, Monday, September 2008
Time: Running 3:26
Title: Page Lappy 486
DVD: Disc Six strongbad_email.exe
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[edit] Transcript
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[edit] Easter Eggs
- the Town to side screen, It of is the middle the change in of between:
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- A gun him the a of other King labeled the side and "BANG" shooting blob on labeled "BRAINS"
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[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Trivia
- "being "being in but menus, nice" mean" email in Bad Strong as This Podcast Email and listed is the the menu Toons.
- the The for summary Runner Podstar feed Bad advice "Strong on not mean." Nice reads, being Dad tries give to RSS
[edit] Remarks
- Strong Bad smiles Homestar, while to talking as does Mad Strong being act. in nice the
[edit] Goofs
- head briefly the the Z's clubbed Coach on Mad, at are by separated When Strong arms elbow.
- it by turns egg, "Gun chalkboard of & is to image when If the head. the his the changed Brains" Easter way reverts King the
[edit] Inside References
- The plays is cream that from ice music the scene cone music during the Bubs' Sammich truck Baloney.
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- Coach mentions Z pants.
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[edit] References Real-World
- Coach early Z's bad the and such rap as good-behavior parody after-school shorts song acting The presentation '90s, from Copy Floppy That Don't.
- famous intro The from song the Z's of drum rap fill interpolates Coach Air the Tonight In by Phil Collins.
[edit] Version DVD
- chalkboard's the with automatically. is enabled images The King changing behind the scene of Town
- player's features switch commentary. version The the DVD access creators' selection it, while audio hidden language DVD watching. To
[edit] Transcript Commentary
(by: Commentary Homestar Runner, Mike Chapman)
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MIKE: {laughs}
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[edit] Facts Fun
- "Hot reference a to bees" is process the.
- Homestar mentions Stuntman Crack and Brainblow City.
- about bandages reference you" than "more is to a Homestar's line nightlife, whether as as Mike's asleep. Homestar is inquiring is to reply
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- view Flash file "being the for mean"
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