strongbad_email.exe Disc Six

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strongbad_email.exe Disc Five Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD
Time to go relate to some 161–200 emails!

Disc Six of strongbad_email.exe was released November 24, 2008, separately from the first five discs. This disc contains emails #161-200, plus an unreleased email and Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People promos.

This DVD is not available for purchase on the Shopify Store.

Contents

[edit] FBI Warning

The FBI Warning for Disc Six.

Cast (in order of appearance): Senor Cardgage

[edit] Transcript

{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

{A truck honks in the background, and Senor Cardgage pops up as if he was lying in a pile of crumpled paper}

SENOR CARDGAGE: Oh, tapes.

{Senor Cardgage grabs the word "tapes"}

SENOR CARDGAGE: This will really lower your grampson's GPA.

{He walks off}

[edit] Introduction

"You better get in there before the main menu comes up..."

Introduction for Disc Six.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Sad

{Strong Bad is lying on the couch in the basement, asleep}

STRONG BAD: {mumbling} Laserdisc, laserdisc... {he wakes up} Oh crap, I'm late for the DVD!

{Strong Bad runs out of the basement and up the stairs}

THE CHEAT: {questioning The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: No time to kick you now, The Cheat.

{Strong Bad punches The Cheat off the stairs and continues upward. At the top of the stairs, Strong Bad hides at the door from Coach Z}

COACH Z: {rapping} Coach Z, 1-2-3, sneaking my way into this DVD.

{Strong Bad runs past Coach Z, pushing him away. He then sees Homestar Runner in the kitchen wearing a chef's hat}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey Strong Bad, I'm cooking—

STRONG BAD: {tackling Homestar and continuing to run} Get out of my house!

{Strong Bad runs up the stairs. Senor Cardgage can be seen briefly at the window. For a moment, he stops when he sees Strong Sad at the top.}

STRONG SAD: You better get in there before the main menu comes up...

STRONG BAD: Shut up! {Strong Bad slides into the computer room on his knees.} Dooooooooooo... {He gets up and sits on the stool at his desk.} Ta-da!

{The Paper comes down with the menu options. After some time has passed, the camera zooms into the Lappy screen}

STRONG BAD: Alright, fine! If you're not going to watch anything, then I will! {begins typing in karatecar2.exe} The ASCII adventures of Karate Car 2! {title screen comes up}

{Opens to a scene with "Slashy man" standing in front of a car.}

SLASHYMAN: I'm the best at karate!

STRONG BAD: You tell him, Slashy Man.

CAR: Oh, yeah?

{The wheels on the car start to rotate.}

STRONG BAD: Wu-oh!

{The car starts to move and run over Slashyman.}

STRONG BAD: Screeee!! Oh!

{The car drives off. Slashyman is lying on the ground.}

SLASHYMAN: I can still do karate with 86 broken bones!!

STRONG BAD: Yeah, Slashyman, don't let that karate car get you down!

{Slashyman moves his arms while Strong Bad speaks.}

SLASHYMAN: HI-YA!

SLASHYMAN: Triple chop!

{Screen goes back to the main menu.}

[edit] Contents

[edit] Emails

[edit] Bonus Stuff

TROGDOR!
HI-SCORES & BONUS STUFF

[edit] Bonus Menu Transcript

Doot Doo Doo... Bonus Stuff...

{Camera zips down to reveal Homestar dancing in place in the kitchen, wearing his chef hat.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singsong} Bonus stuff...

{The camera then zips down to the basement and flies in to focus on the Trogdor game and menu.}

{After a 30 second pause, the camera pulls back to reveal Strong Bad has walked up to the machine.}

STRONG BAD: All right, choosey, time's up, I'm playing Trogdor. {He plays.} Oh yeah, don't stop a-squishing. {He dies an in-game death.} Aw, man! {It's over screen shows up} What? What's wrong with this stupid game? {He pounds the machine. The camera then swings back to the menu.}

[edit] Easter Eggs

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Explanations

  • GPA stands for grade point average, a mathematical unit used to express the overall quality of a student's academic performance.

[edit] Trivia

[edit] Inside References

[edit] External Links

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