Minor Foods
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Just as people in the real world need to eat, so do the characters in the Homestar Runner universe. These food items are varied, from strange ethnic foods to common junk food. Some foods are just plainly ridiculous in their name, shape, or size, while others look normal. Some characters even have their own brand of food named after themselves (or as a pun on their name) or shaped like the character.
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General Minor Foods
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Ambrosia Salad is a fruit salad variation that normally contains sour cream, whipped cream, mandarin oranges, pineapple, and coconut. Some variations also contain bananas, strawberries, or miniature marshmallows. Ripberger takes some to Blue Laser's Thanksgiving Party in Let us Give TANKS!, and it was light blue with white and yellow chunks in it, served in a large yellow bowl. | Let us Give TANKS | |
Andy Capp's Hot Fries are given to Coach Z by Strong Bad to harm him. These are later seen in Kick-A-Ball, except called "Cheat-Toes". | email your friends | |
Strong Sad transcribes Paradise Lost onto a piece of basmati rice into four languages. | email record book | |
Baklava is a food that Marzipan brings out at the end of Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon. | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon | |
Brown Mayo is a brand of mayonnaise that The Poopsmith brought to Labor Day. It is assumed that it is made out of whatsit. | email labor day | |
Brunswick Stew is a stew that Strong Bad gave The Cheat after he made New Boots. But he however mentioned that if he did better he could have had a trophy full of Steak-umms. The King of Town took a bowl of Brunswick Stew out on a date at Marshmallow L'est Stand. | New Boots, email love poems, Play Date | |
Cadbury Creme Egg omelet is what Strong Bad imagined getting at dinner in dreamail. | email dreamail | |
CAN D is a small white container of candy that Homestar tried to give to Marshie, only to be pelted by marshmallows. | Malloween Commercial | |
Canopy's is a brand of peas that Senor Cardgage tried to sell at a garage sale. | email garage sale | |
Cassssss is a batch of casserole that Strong Bad stepped in to "not lose his edge". | your edge | |
Chockle is box of chocolates that Sickly Sam brought to his date. | Sickly Sam's Big Outing | |
Choco-Lumps is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Choco-Lumps is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. | Mr. Shmallow | |
Corn Krunch is a corn flake cereal. Homestar Runner hot-glues the flakes to his face to make himself ugly for the "jazz ensemble" in death metal. It comes with a free full-size alto saxophone. In specially marked, it is one of the Iowa-grown cereals Strong Bad says to avoid since it is only likely to include fitness products as free toys. | death metal, specially marked | |
Crisps, A-Soy! is a soy-based snack food. Naturally, Marzipan enjoys them, and perhaps The Cheat does as well. It is unclear from the packaging whether they are made by the "Health!!" company or just that they're supposedly healthy.
The name is a reference to Chips Ahoy! brand cookies and to the many soy products whose names contain puns on the word "soy" (e.g. "Soy Good" soy milk). There is also a product named "Soy Crisps". | email do over | |
Crustly Guarded Bread is the brand of bread baked by The Three Keepers of Trogdor. According to Strong Bad, they would rather bake this bread than divulge the secret of Strong Bad's age. | looking old | |
Cut Me Some Flax! (seed oil) is a brand of vegetable oil made with the seeds of flax. Marzipan pours it into a bowl of unknown contents in order to add omega-3s. | Quality Time | |
Dandied Sugar is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Dandied Sugar is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. | Mr. Shmallow | |
File:Delicious Bag.png | Delicious "Bag" is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Delicious "Bag" is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. Delicious "Bag" is also one of the candies you can give to Coach Z and Bubs in 3 Times Halloween Funjob. | Mr. Shmallow, 3 Times Halloween Funjob |
Dry Meal is a sack of a powdery substance, offered to Stinkoman by The Homestar Runner. It presumably contains some sort of ground flour, although the specific cereal grain or starch from which it is derived is not known. Its appearance is accompanied by a gasping noise. | 20X6 vs. 1936 | |
1-Up refers to this item as "favorite food", although it is unknown whether that is its true name. The front cover features nonsensical characters that resemble Japanese kanji and hirigana. This is one of the three foods 1-Up suggests for Stinkoman to be thankful for. | Twenty THANXty Six | |
A lifetime supply of fishsticks came out of the giant egg in flashback. | email flashback | |
Fried Fish is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. The fried fish appears to actually not be fried, but be a regular cooked fish with lemon wedges to the side. | Homestarloween Party | |
Frozen Bake is a Japanese food that 1-Up suggested to for Stinkoman to be thankful for. This is followed by Spiced Bun. | Twenty THANXty Six | |
Globs of Meringue is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. Globs of Meringue appears to be Jello, rather than meringue. | Homestarloween Party | |
In the SBASAF slideshow, a Grilled Cheese sandwich is also seen. | email space program | |
Grape-Nuts is also an existing cereal in the Homestar Runner world. Grape-Nuts is distributed through the company "Food", a spoof off of Post with a similar logo. | email personal favorites | |
A slice of Gum is given to Strong Bad by Senor Cardgage in kind of cool. | email kind of cool | |
Heavenly Ham is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. | Homestarloween Party, email the bet | |
Hoisin sauce is a Chinese dipping sauce. In keep cool, Strong Bad and Strong Mad put a spoonful of Hoisin Sauce on Strong Sad's head prior to asking him to determine the temperature. | Halloween Potion-ma-jig (Easter egg) (mentioned), keep cool | |
In the last frame of Strong Sad's storyboard, a Jelly Donut is seen with Strong Bad's reflection in it. | Sbemail 150?!? | |
Klondike Pudding is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. Klondike Pudding appears once before it is mentioned. | Homestarloween Party | |
Buying Last Minit Peanut Brittle is evidently the real reason to go on business trips. According to Strong Bad, it could also likely swim better than The Spirit of St. Louis. | email business trip | |
In The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw, Homestar spun off to the moon and brought back meatball subs. Also in Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer, Rather Dashing is seen eating a meatball sub by a tree. | Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer, The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw | |
| The Mrs. Syrup is a brand of syrup, that the King of Town ate on top of a cardboard box, while The Cheat jumped over him in a tire. The Mrs. Syrup resembles the famous syrup brand, Mrs. Butterworth's. | email monster truck |
Mungo's Caviar is a part of a candle-lit dinner, with burritos and cigars. | lady...ing | |
Not-So-Thin Mints are apparently a type of Girl Scout cookie sold by the "Pale Scouts", of which Strong Sad seems to be a member. Strong Bad once "sued" his younger brother for custody of these. | email rough copy | |
Strong Bad insisted that he would want to replace one of his hands with a bucket, that he could fill with oatmeal and pour on things. | email new hands | |
Pasta salad was put into Strong Mad's underwear drawer starting the "Who Put Pasta Salad in Strong Mad's Underdrawer Drawer Scare of '04". | email old comics (Easter egg) | |
Paunch Berry Icéd Cream is a "new" brand of ice cream. The individual buckets were made into a tower, and even has its own dance. | Where U Goin' 2? | |
At TrogdorCon '97, The Cheat and Strong Bad filled up a horn with Pea Soup and shot it at the "Godzilla guy" (The King of Town). | TrogdorCon '97 | |
Ocasionally Homestar Runner characters enjoy eating Pop Tarts. The Balding Man wanted to buy a Pop Tart, but was rejected apparently because his credit was so bad. | email privileges, Senor Mortgage | |
In Pistols for Pandas, Crack Stuntman uses the money donated to PFP to buy Prize-O's. Stuntman likes to eat the cereal and play with the prize inside of it. He saves the box tops to eventually take to a local school. | Pistols for Pandas | |
Rogan Josh Pot Pie is pot pie that Strong Sad was eating in narrator. Strong Bad reffered to it as "grody ethnic food." | email narrator | |
| Salisbury Sundae is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. The sundae has five different flavors and a cherry on top. | Homestarloween Party |
A bottle labeled Sauce is seen in a few toons. The bottle has two red peppers printed on the front, making it assumed that it is a hot sauce. It is though to have been later replaced with Quite Fancy 'Chup. | email your friends, email new hands, email fingers | |
Sog Dogs are hot dogs that Coach Z prepares using hydroelectric power (or, more accurately, by holding a hot dog in its bun under a hot shower). The slogan for this product is "Mmmm...Drink In That Bun!" | email environment | |
| Two sour apple blow-pops were placed at the top of Strong Bad's monument, stuck inside a novelty afro. | email monument |
Strong Bad claims that both he and The Cheat once got drunk off of soy sauce (presumably in an unaired email), causing them both to do strange things with Bubs' Concession Stand (Strong Bad thought he could fly it to the moon, and The Cheat tried to eat it). Based on the bottle design, the soy sauce appears to be Kikkoman brand. | email personal favorites | |
Spiced Bun is a food that 1-Up suggested to for Stinkoman to be thankful for. | Twenty THANXty Six | |
The Teen Girl Squad went to get Pan-Asian Cusine and ordered 3 spring rolls, which were thrown at them by the Arrow'd Guy. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 3 | |
Staple Sauce is a sauce eaten by What's Her Face, in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9, as part of a musical montage. She eats a large bowl of the sauce, which results in her death. It appears to be made up of paste and staples. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 | |
Strawberry Frosted Donuts is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. | Homestarloween Party | |
Stuffed grape leaves are hors d'œuvres that The Cheat-bot served to Strong Bad as an example of a robot serving hors d'œuvres. | email technology | |
Suge Brown is a brand of brown sugar for which Strong Sad apparently has a penchant for eating at 4 am on Saturday mornings. Its motto is "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!". It is sold in boxes weighing one whole pound. | best thing | |
Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some Swedish Fish as well as Swedish meatballs. | email little questions, 3 Times Halloween Funjob | |
Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some Swedish meatballs as well as Swedish fish. | email little questions | |
Sweet Brand Meats is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Sweet Brand Meats is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. | Mr. Shmallow | |
One of Homestar's favorite pastimes is "spittin' Teddy Grahams", causing them to stick to various surfaces. | couch patch, strongbad_email.exe Disc Two | |
Temporarios are a breakfast cereal endorsed by Strong Badathlon athlete Strong Bad that satirizes cereals endorsed by olympic athletes who rely on product endorsements for income due to Olympic amateurism regulations. To support this, the cereal's slogan is "Cuz I'm don't get paid!" The Temporarios box features the "2007 StrongBadathlon" logo and the text "side words" on its side panel. The cereal itself appears to be similar to Froot Loops, although its name suggests a reference to Cheerios. | strong badathlon, Homestar Ruiner | |
TendaRONi is a brand of macaroni that Strong Mad used to make a macaroni picture. | email portrait | |
In Where U Goin' 2?, Strong Mad pulled out a motorcycle, seemingly made out of tomato slices and hotdog weiners. | Where U Goin' 2? | |
In Halloween Fairstival, the King of Town hosted a "bobbin' for turduckens" contest. Strong Bad tried to take the cheat there so he could loose his hicups. | Halloween Fairstival | |
Twinkies are a food only seen in Where the Crap Are We?. Homestar pulls the food out of nowhere, convincing Strong Bad that they are in heaven. | Where the Crap Are We? | |
| In Teen Girl Squad Issue 2, the girls go to get yogurt at TCYBCBY. It appears that it is optional to put sprinkles on the yogurt as well. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 2 |
| YOU'RE NOT Potatoes was dropped on What's Her Face for saying "We're cool" along with The Ugly One who got "NO pounds" dropped on her. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 4 |
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Unnamed foods
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Homestar hands The Poopsmith a hamburger in secret identity and tells Strong Bad he's out of mayo. In the DVD commentary, Homestar refers to it as a "McRib". | email secret identity
Food named after characters
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