Halloween Hide & Seek
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Homestar Runner has to point and click his way around Free Country, USA to find the other characters so he can incorrectly guess their costumes.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Homsar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Pom Pom, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Mad, The King of Town, Jibblies Painting
Places: Spooky Woods, Inside Spooky, Leafy Tree, The Field, Marzipan's House, Bubs' Concession Stand, The King of Town's Castle
Date: Friday, October 29, 2021
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Announcement
Page Title: Halloween Point n' Click-a-ma-jig!
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this year's halloween thing!  This year's costume teaser is the title screen! Everybody dressed up as characters from classic adventure games so it was natural that, instead of a toon, this year's Ween update would be a playable game in the style of those old point n' clicks! Help Homestar find the other characters so he can get their costumes wrong like always! Made in Unity with the great Adventure Creator plugin, the game is currently hosted on itch.io with the hope of getting it up and running here on the website proper soon |
Costume Dialogue
At the ending screen, click on a character for some additional dialogue.
The King of Town
HOMESTAR RUNNER: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!
COACH Z: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!
STRONG MAD: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!
STRONG SAD: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!
BUBS: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!
MARZIPAN: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!
HOMSAR: My zapruder just--
STRONG BAD: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!
THE KING OF TOWN: Are you all done?
THE KING OF TOWN: Cause I'ma get back to bouncin.
THE KING OF TOWN: Gotta get my steps in for the day!
Marzipan
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Are you that neon sign from Las Vegas, Marzipan?
MARZIPAN: No, I'm whatever Strong Sad told me to dress up as.
STRONG SAD: Trixie the Giraffe-necked--
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! A neon sign from Las Vegas for a depressing 70's casino that is somehow still operating.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Prolly called the Silver Panache.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Got it. Moving on.
Strong Bad
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh look! It's Grandmaw Strong Bane in her recliner, hooked up to her oxygen so she can play Boggle with her pal Eula Mae.
STRONG SAD: Sludge Vohaul was from the great era of Villains Needing Some Kind of Mechanized Respiratory Assistance.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Right, rick. The VNSKOMRA era.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Came right after the Plasticene Era.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Man, I loved tryin to eat that stuff when I was a kid.
BUBS: Guilty as charged!
The Poopsmith
STRONG BAD: The Poopsmith, did you even dress up?
STRONG BAD: Or do you just naturally look like that creep from that game
STRONG BAD: where you don't really do anything but then that one guy's head gets chopped off.
THE POOPSMITH: "No way, this costume's legit!"
THE POOPSMITH: "I watched hours of Australian kids' tutorial videos to make these fake warts on my face out of hot glue."
THE POOPSMITH: "and hot whatsit."
STRONG BAD: A-jibblie jibblie!
Pom Pom
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I really really like your copy protection costume, Pom Pom.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I always loved adventure vidya games that came with those spinny-disc things.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Those were always the hardest puzzles. I could never actually solve one though.
STRONG BAD: So, wait you're saying you never got past the copy-protection to play the actual games?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: The spinny-disc IS the game Strong Bad.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: The super fun game that cost $49.95.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Just like those other super fun games that would ask you the 9th word of the 3rd paragraph of page 22 of the manual.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That one was my all-time fav. I wish they still made games like that.
Homsar
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Homsar, I love, love, LOVE that droopy Pikmin costume!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I was gonna be that 12 years ago,
HOMESTAR RUNNER: 9 years ago,
HOMESTAR RUNNER: 5 years ago,
HOMESTAR RUNNER: and a hundred years ago, but you beat me to it.
HOMSAR: I spilled botanicula all over my workbook.
Strong Mad
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Say Strong Mad.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I really like your Goron dressed up as Speed Racer costume.
STRONG MAD: FULL THROTTLE!!
STRONG BAD: I think you got the wrong game there, buddy.
STRONG MAD: INTERSTATE '76!!
STRONG BAD: Nope.
STRONG MAD: Um...
STRONG MAD: DEATH TRACK?
STRONG BAD: You're gettin further away.
STRONG MAD: I'M PAUL PAGE!!!
STRONG BAD: Of course you are, dear.
Bubs
STRONG BAD: Bubs, are you that Limozeen roadie who has to string Gary's 4-and-a half necked guitar before each show?
STRONG BAD: That guy is a legend.
BUBS: No, I'm dressed up as--
STRONG BAD: And one time an ENTIRE groupie got caught in his strings!
STRONG BAD: And it was like right before Gary was supposed to go out on stage
STRONG BAD: to perform his 30 minute guitar solo entitled "Fretbleedgion II."
BUBS: Shut UP, man!
BUBS: I'm Hoagie!
BUBS: I keep my hands in my pockets and you can see my buttcrack!
BUBS: It's funny!
{Bubs turns around to display his buttcrack.}
The Cheat
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Can you do any tricks on that sk8board The Ch8? A reverse poofy 180 to slackjaw maybe?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whabou a sideflip grind-a-muffin?
STRONG BAD: Pffft! You poser! Those aren't real skate moves.
STRONG BAD: If I wasn't stuck in this chair I'd get up and show you all the latest skateboard maneuverings.
STRONG SAD: "Latest skateboard maneuverings"?
STRONG SAD: I'm sure that's what all the kids call 'em these days.
STRONG SAD: Name one.
STRONG BAD: Um... a...
STRONG BAD: Jump...
STRONG BAD: Do?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw dang! You can Jump Do?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I once knew this kid, he tried to invert his Jump Do on those concrete planter thingies at the mall...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Busted his head, man. Busted his head.
Coach Z
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Queen Latifah again, Coach Z? I knew you'd eventually have to start double dippin in the old school hip-hop costume bowl.
COACH Z: Naw, I'm Malcolm, the sometimes hideously 3D rendered court jester!
COACH Z: Kyrandia 3 had a slammin hip hop theme song!
COACH Z: It was like "Doom chewa chewa chewa 'C'mon y'all!"
COACH Z: I used to freestyle over those dope beats!
STRONG BAD: Yeah, sounds real dope.
Strong Sad
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey Strong Sad, I really like your Jeff Foxworthy costume.
STRONG BAD: I thought he was just dressed as "Most Guys From Saskatoon."
MARZIPAN: More like "Library Science Degree 1991 Personified."
STRONG SAD: No no! I'm Mike Dawson a successful ad exec who buys an old mansion and gets an alien embryo implanted in his brain!
STRONG SAD: And he has to defeat the sinister Ancients from the Dark World and--
ALL BUT STRONG SAD: WE ALL FELL ASLEEP!
STRONG SAD: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!
Fun Facts
Inside References
- Homestar's line "Busted his head, man. Busted his head." is from The Baloneyman, when he was talking to Strong Bad about kids getting hurt on bikes.
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