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|<div style="background-image:-webkit-linear-gradient(#F2F2F2, #E8E8E8);-moz-box-shadow:3px 3px 3px #CCC;-webkit-box-shadow:3px 3px 3px #CCC;box-shadow:3px 3px 3px #CCC;border:2px solid #D6D6D6;width:95%;margin:auto;padding:0.5em;text-align:center;font-size:120%"><span title="Gfdgsgxgzgdrc">https://i.imgur.com/8DlDjZR.png</span><br>'''[[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc|Loser Page]]{{dot}} [[User talk:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc|Say words]]{{dot}} [[Special:Contributions/Gfdgsgxgzgdrc|Stuff he did]]{{dot}} [[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig|His name in fancy HTML]]{{dot}} [[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/Pages|Boring stuff I don't want to read]]{{dot}} [[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sandbox|Pie factory or something]]'''</div>
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'''Current thoughts:''' Ever noticed that there are two [[Two More Eggs]] series that start with "Hot Di"? &mdash; '''2/15/18'''
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'''Current thoughts:''' Hacking into someone's account is harder than it looks, man. Don't let the movies fool you. &mdash; '''4/1/18'''
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Greetings, one and everyone! Helscome my wedsite. I'm '''Gfdgsgxgzgdrc'''. (It's a hassle to spell, memorize, or pronounce, so you can just call me Gfd.) Homestar Runner has always been an important part of my life. I've been around here for {{yearssince|April 20 2010}} years now, and I've made over 5,000 edits since 2010. Mostly [[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]] and other minor stuff, although I've done a few major contributions too (as you can see in the section below). I'm a sysop on the [http://fanstuff2.referata.com/wiki/User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki 2] (along with [[User:SRMX12|SRMX12]], who's pretty great), as well as a [https://scratch.mit.edu/users/CoolGuyBug/ Scratcher] (I've made a few Homestar Runner games if you're interested). If you think this is an interesting userpage and/or you would like to read some more pointless facts about me, feel free to continue reading. If you don't, [[Special:Random|stop wasting your time]].
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'''Gfdgsgxgzgdrc''' is some loser who probably lives in his parents' basement, typing at his new-fangled computer-phone with cheese stained fingers. He apparently edits the Homestar Runner Wiki a lot. Aw stounchdang, why does Homestar get his own wiki and I don't?! I haven't seen no Strong Bad Wiki in my day. Anyways, this guy has the most unpronouncable name. It's like, a jillion consonants, all scrambled together like a word sammich. So, this unpronouncablem'n has been here a long time. But really, who cares about that? Not me. Also, this wiki-nerd prolly knows, like, every thang ding about the website. I mean, sometimes I forget this funny thing I said this one time. I should really start keeping a log of all the cool things I say... Oh right, that's what this wiki is for. Except that it's dedicated to Homestar instead of me. I can not emphasise this enough. Well, maybe I can. I guess I have already. But that's not the point. The point is, this guy likes to brag about how many edits he's made. In unrelated news, I have no idea what a sysop is. It's probably one of you guys' boring wiki-terms. But irridisregardless, he is one on this [http://fanstuff2.referata.com/wiki/User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc dumb fan fiction site]. He also codes on [https://scratch.mit.edu/users/CoolGuyBug/ some other dumb coding website], but The Cheat can probably do better. He made this one game this one time. No one thinks this userpage is interesting in the slightest, and no one cares about his dumb edits. So I'm gonna keep making fun of him in all subsequent paragraphs, for your amusement. Because everyone wants to read what the Strong Bad has to say.
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Most users seem to have some interesting story about how they discovered Homestar Runner and/or the wiki, or at least some other Homestar-related history. I am not one of these people. I'm not even sure when I discovered the site or the wiki. In my early days as a young, inexperienced wiki user, most of my edits were pretty terrible. I was an annoying, bad-grammary (is there a word for that?) user who never did anything helpful; far from the mature-ish, strict grammarian I am today. In 2013, I took a break from wiki editing for some reason I don't exactly remember. I came back around the time [[I Killed Pom Pom]] was released, when Homestar Runner started updating somewhat regularly again, as a kinda professional, good user who actually improved the wiki. Since then, I've been editing more than ever before. And that's pretty much my entire wiki history.
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Most users seem to have some interesting story about how they discovered Homestar Runner and/or the wiki, or&mdash; oh wait, that sentence is entirely false! The truth is, no one here is very interesting at all. And this dork is no exception. He found my website when he was the littlest tiniest baby, despite my warnings that I am not for children. I am strictly to be viewed by high school and/or college girls, and also people willing to give me five bucks. And this guy hasn't even given a single penny! He thinks he can just watch my sbemails whenever he wants?! Ahem. Continuing. This guy joined the wiki when he was way too young, and frankly, his first edits are pretty hilarious. And then in some year, he stopped editing. Hopefully because he realized that this whole wiki-type deal was a waste of time. But nope, he just had to come back eventually, to spread his dorkleness across the site! Man, this guy is so boring, even making fun of him is boring. And I can't say that about most things!
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Outside of Homestar Runner, I like drawing, art, and comics (both reading and writing them). Some of my favorite foods include blueberries, ice cream sandwiches, and pasta. My favorite color is red, in case anyone was wondering. I maybe like some TV shows and movies and I listen to probably some bands. Feel free to check out some of my fanstuff over at the [http://fanstuff2.referata.com HRFWiki2], such as [http://fanstuff2.referata.com/wiki/Gfd%27s_Quote_of_the_Time Gfd's Quote of the Time] (which I attempt to update regularly), [http://fanstuff2.referata.com/wiki/Homestar_Runner_Online%3F Homestar Runner Online?],
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Outside of my website, this guy likes doodling stick figures on post-its that probably don't even belong to him. You live a sad life when you have to draw on someone else's post-its. This guy likes some types of food, but then again, who doesn't? His favorite color is red, in case anyone was wondering&mdash; NO, garblemesh, no one was wondering. Ever. Feel free to make fun of his fanstuff over at the [http://fanstuff2.referata.com fan site I mentioned earlier], such as [http://fanstuff2.referata.com/wiki/Gfd%27s_Quote_of_the_Time some quotes that are clearly copied from the website], [http://fanstuff2.referata.com/wiki/Homestar_Runner_Online%3F some online gaming-type deal],
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[http://fanstuff2.referata.com/wiki/Strong_Bad%27s_New_Cool_Game_for_Awesome_People Strong Bad's New Cool Game for Awesome People], [http://fanstuff2.referata.com/wiki/Gfdgsgxgzgdrc me as a (somewhat unsettling) Homestar Runner character], and a bunch more. I 'spose that's enough about me for now. Here's the rest of my userpage. Check it out!
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[http://fanstuff2.referata.com/wiki/Strong_Bad%27s_New_Cool_Game_for_Awesome_People a blatant rip-off of my very own quite popular video game], [http://fanstuff2.referata.com/wiki/Gfdgsgxgzgdrc him as a creepy-looking character with no personality traits or humorous talkwords], and way too many more. Phew. I guess I'm done this first section. Don't forget to check out the rest of the page, 'cause I'll be make-funning all over this mess.
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<center>&mdash; Overlord Awesomestyle J. Robotpants III (aka Strong Bad)</center>
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{{userbox | border=red | mainbkgd=blue | codebkgd=purple | codecolor=white | code=RIGHT | msg=This user is '''squirrel-handed'''... or at least he will be, once I find him, cut off his hands, and sew squirrels onto them. Buddy, your wiki-editing days'll be over!}}
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FFFF99 | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Figurinesset1.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|all three sets of the Collectible Figurines]]'''. I don't have anything to say about this. This box practically makes fun of ''itself''.}}
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99CCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Every_Disc.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[:Category:DVDs|every DVD]]''' except [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|the best one]]. I mean seriously, man, you could buy all the other ones, but you couldn't buy the collection of the best ones ever? Jeez.}}
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I've created quite a few pages in my {{#switch:{{#rand:1|2}}|1=time|2=[[thyme]]}}. All of them are listed here in order of creation, not including redirects that have been made into pages by other users.
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This guy made some pages.
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*[[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]] <small>(as an IP address)</small>
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*[[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone|I like old technology, but this is just ''too'' old.]]
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*[[Homestar Runner's Auto]]
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*[[Homestar Runner's Auto|This thing is mysterious. I never see him driving it, and whenever I ask him about it, he changes the subject.]]
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*[[Weekly Fanstuff 2015]]
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*[[Weekly Fanstuff 2015|A list of no fanstuffs.]]
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*[[Sketchbook 2015]]
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*[[Sketchbook 2015|A list of no sketches.]]
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*[[Photoshop]]
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*[[Photoshop|Does this even count as a running gag? It's a fairly common software.]]
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*[[Two More Eggs]]
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*[[Two More Eggs|I feel like acknowledging this would, like, break the universe or something, so I'm just not gonna look at it.]]
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*[[Title Cards]]
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*[[Title Cards|Those Chaps Brothers never let ''me'' draw a title card. Can you imagine the coolness that would result?!]]
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*[[Bigg Nife]]
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*[[Bigg Nife|The best band name ever. It's a shame their band got cancelled after three albums.]]
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*[[St. Cadaverstump's Morgue-tuary]]
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*[[St. Cadaverstump's Morgue-tuary|The best haunted house ever. Suddenly, I don't hate this guy so bad anymore.]]
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*[[Weekly Fanstuff 2016]]
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*[[Weekly Fanstuff 2016|Oh, and you lost it. Come on man, you had a good thing going there! Now you have to go and ruin it with another nonexistent list.]]
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*[[Sketchbook 2016]]
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*[[Sketchbook 2016|Make that two nonexistent lists.]]
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*[[Tucker Donaldson]]
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*[[Tucker Donaldson|This guy is just annoying. I've gotten a few messages from him, but they get deleted on the quickfast.]]
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*[[The Forest]]
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*[[The Forest|I'm not sure where this is. Free Country is a confusing place.]]
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*[[Unnecessary Quotation Marks]]
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*[[Unnecessary Quotation Marks|A "necessary" and "interesting" wiki page.]]
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*[[Storybook Character Variations|I guess these old guys are kinda cool.]]
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*[[Fading|This only applies to Coach Z.]]
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*[["Was" instead of "Were"|Just when you thought these pages couldn't get more specific...]]
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*[[Inflatable Pumpkin]]
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*[[Inflatable Pumpkin|Case in point.]]
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*[[Tim Tom]]
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*[[Tim Tom|And another one.]]
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*[[TROGDOR! Arcade Machine]]
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*[[TROGDOR! Arcade Machine|I'm glad there's a page for this, though. This is a quality piece of equipment.]]
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*[[Rhinestone Jazzler]]
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*[[Rhinestone Jazzler|This, however, is not. I'm pretty sure I stole it at some point.]]
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*[[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show - 7 Oct 2016]] <small>(originally a redirect by [[User:Catjaz63|Catjaz63]]; I made it an article)</small>
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*[[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show - 7 Oct 2016|Some tired old beardym'n holds up some puppets and sings for two hours. I can see why this was so popular.]]
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*[[XOXO 2016 Festival - 10 Sep 2016]]
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*[[XOXO 2016 Festival - 10 Sep 2016|I've been to so many interviews and whatnot, I don't even remember this one anymore.]]
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*[[Fancy Suits]]
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*[[Fancy Suits|These pages just keep getting worse.]]
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*[[Subtitles:ween16/en|"Subtitles:ween16/en"? Can anyone explain what this means?!]]
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*[[Sharpdene]]
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*[[Sharpdene|Sharpdene is cool though.]]
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*[[Mario Paint]] <small>(originally a disambiguation by [[User:YK|YK]]; I made it an article)</small>
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*[[Mario Paint|I'm kinda gettin' tired of Mario Painting every week.]]
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*[[Gizmodo Interview - 24 Jan 2017]]
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*[[Gizmodo Interview - 24 Jan 2017|Yet another interview.]]
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*[[Mess]]
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*[[Mess|This page is a...]]
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*[[CGI Paper]]
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*[[CGI Paper|I can't tell if this is my least favorite paper or my most favorite paper. It's all cool and rotatey, but it's too modern and digital!]]
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*[[Skills of an Artist]] <small>(in my [[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sandbox|sandbox]]; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] created the page)</small>
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*[[Skills of an Artist|Another cool page. At this point, I can't tell if I like this guy or hate him.]]
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*[[Characters from Yonder Website]]
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*[[Characters from Yonder Website|I refuse anyone to speak of this moment.]]
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*[[Posh Toilet Paper]]
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*[[Posh Toilet Paper|Another]]
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*[[Cannonmouth]]
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*[[Cannonmouth|Skills]]
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*[[Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds]]
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*[[Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds|of]]
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*[[Muscleman]]
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*[[Muscleman|an]]
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*[[End Boss]]
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*[[End Boss|Artist]]
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*[[Cartoon Characters|Aw man, I ran out of words. Um... "episode"]]
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*[[Eagle]]
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*[[Eagle|for]]
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*[[Classic Stand-up Arcade Game]]
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*[[Classic Stand-up Arcade Game|people]]
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*[[Skills of an Artist LIVE!!]]
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*[[Skills of an Artist LIVE!!|to]]
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*[[Greatest American Homestar]]
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*[[Greatest American Homestar|watch&mdash; oh wait, this isn't a Skills of an Artist. It should be.]]
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*[[Haunted Photo Booth]]
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*[[Haunted Photo Booth|I'm running out of things to say.]]
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*[[Haunted Photo Booth Costumes]]
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*[[Haunted Photo Booth Costumes|Someone help me out here! The Cheat!]]
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*[[Large Bean (character)]]
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*[[Large Bean (character)|Meh.]]
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*[[Wrestling Character Variations]]
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*[[Wrestling Character Variations|I'll gnaw this page's face off.]]
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*[[Lost in the Stacks Interview - 15 Dec 2017]]
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*[[Lost in the Stacks Interview - 15 Dec 2017|The Ch8t deserves a pizza.]]
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*[[Hot Jones]] <small>(originally a redirect by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]]; I made it an article)</small>
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*[[Hot Jones|Teh Ch8txorx is roxx. He still doesn't have a pizza.]]
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*[[Smarty Juice]] <small>(originally a redirect by [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]]; I made it an article)</small>
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*[[Smarty Juice|All right, The Cheat, that's enough for now.]]
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*[[Stingy Relenque]]
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*[[Stingy Relenque|I like this character.]]
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*[[:Category:The Homestar Runner (storybook) Filmography|The worst!]]
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*[[:Category:Tiny-Handed Strong Bad Filmography|The best! Oh, except for modern-day me.]]
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*The legendary [[@StrongBadActual]] [[twitter:StrongBadActual/status/772974571871870976|Tweeted my picture]]! And liked my [[twitter:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/status/955608118259458048|other picture]]!
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| 8 = [[caffiene|<span style="color:#999999">I can't remember my legs!</span>]]
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| 9 = [[caffiene|<span style="color:#330066">DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?</span>]]
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| 10 = [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!|<span style="color:#900000">A SPLODE IS A LOT.</span>]]
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| 11 = [[boring (really)|<span style="color:#FF6600">I remember learning that... in school!</span>]]
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| 15 = [[email thunder|<span style="color:#333399">Historic Not-in-Front-of-My-Computer: a protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms.</span>]]
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| 16 = [[Teen Girl Squad|<span style="color:#FF79BC">SOO GOOD!</span>]]
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| 17 = [[Eh! Steve!|<span style="color:#B0A877">Eh! Steve!</span>]]
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| 18 = [[virus|<span style="color:#3A50B6">Computer over. Virus = very yes.</span>]]
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| 20 = [[virus|<span style="color:#333399">Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box!</span>]]
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| 21 = [[virus|<span style="color:#CD0101">I don't remember your names, Davey!</span>]]
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| 22 = [[Intro|<span style="color:#949B1A">Everybody! Everybody!</span>]]
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| 23 = [[concert|<span style="color:#B77B00">Dump tell no mandy, it's just a land-mower turned bankways! If you help me buy it, I'll cut you in!</span>]]
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| 24 = [[Cheat Commandos|<span style="color:#FFCC00">Buy all our playsets and toys!</span>]]
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| 25 = [[candy product|<span style="color:#815600">SBLOUNSKCHED!</span>]]
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| 26 = [[Strong Bad Classics!|<span style="color:#999999">You can't make up no words say broached!</span>]]
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| 27 = [[sbemail206|<span style="color:#A58400">Emails are like hot pockets, they're full of garbage and cheese.</span>]]
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| 28 = [[Dangeresque|<span style="color:#CC9506">Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!</span>]]
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| 29 = [[DELETED!|<span style="color:#009200">''DELETED!''</span>]]
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| 30 = [[Two More Eggs|<span style="color:#F9C89B">Halosche, senior magnificent! Are you going to town square?</span>]]
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| 31 = [[Horrible Painting|<span style="color:#CCCCCC">Come on in heeeere!</span>]]
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| 32 = [[50 emails|<span style="color:#3A50B6">BALEETED!</span>]]
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| 33 = [[Stinkoman|<span style="color:#FF0000">Double DEUUUUCE!</span>]]
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| 34 = [[Flash is Dead|<span style="color:#596441">Aw man, Strong Bad. Sometimes I wish you had named me Horse Giblets.</span>]]
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| 35 = [[The Thnikkaman|<span style="color:#FF6600">Here comes the Thnikkaman!</span>]]
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| 36 = [[Drive-Thru|<span style="color:#00468C">Sever your leg please. It's the greatest day.</span>]]
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| 37 = [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser|<span style="color:#424267">Hey, Homestar! I really really like your&mdash; Hey, Homestar!</span>]]
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| 41 = [[Fan Costumes 2015|<span style="color:#003162">Hi, Strong Bad! I'm Humidibot!</span>]]
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| 42 = [[Everybody to the Limit|<span style="color:#FF6600">Come on, fhqwhgads!</span>]]
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| 43 = [[dragon|<span style="color:#339933">TROGDOOOOOR!</span>]]
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| 44 = [[mile|<span style="color:#FFCC00">The Cheat is a millionaire!</span>]]
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| 45 = [[Crazy Cartoon|<span style="color:#FFCC00">Three trophies for The Cheat!</span>]]
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| 46 = [[Original Book|<span style="color:#51B9DB">Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.</span>]]
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| 50 = [[Fish Eye Lens|<span style="color:#00CCFF">Things are about to get... bulbous.</span>]]
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| 55 = [[interview|<span style="color:#0066CC">I was raised by a cup of coffee.</span>]]
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| 56 = [[interview|<span style="color:#0066CC">I'm a song from the sixties.</span>]]
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| 57 = [[Limozeen|<span style="color:#D4D426">I got the heart of a lion, and the wings of a bat, ''because it's midnite!''</span>]]
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| 60 = [[Bug in Mouth Disease|<span style="color:#333399">The good times are over!</span>]]
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| 62 = [[flashback|<span style="color:#B77B00">Combolations, Elizagerth. I hope you get all my... particles.</span>]]
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| 66 = [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|<span style="color:#ADE7E7">I can count to G!</span>]]
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| 68 = [[Where My Hat is At?|<span style="color:#019DD1">Where my hat is at?</span>]]
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| 77 = [[The Cheat Theme Song|<span style="color:#FFCC00">Who's always givin' Strong Bad a hand?</span>]]
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| 78 = [[The Cheat Theme Song|<span style="color:#FFCC00">Who's the man that looks like The Cheat? The Cheat. The Cheat.</span>]]
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Revision as of 10:05, 1 April 2018

Welcome


Current thoughts: Hacking into someone's account is harder than it looks, man. Don't let the movies fool you. — 4/1/18


Gfdgsgxgzgdrc is some loser who probably lives in his parents' basement, typing at his new-fangled computer-phone with cheese stained fingers. He apparently edits the Homestar Runner Wiki a lot. Aw stounchdang, why does Homestar get his own wiki and I don't?! I haven't seen no Strong Bad Wiki in my day. Anyways, this guy has the most unpronouncable name. It's like, a jillion consonants, all scrambled together like a word sammich. So, this unpronouncablem'n has been here a long time. But really, who cares about that? Not me. Also, this wiki-nerd prolly knows, like, every thang ding about the website. I mean, sometimes I forget this funny thing I said this one time. I should really start keeping a log of all the cool things I say... Oh right, that's what this wiki is for. Except that it's dedicated to Homestar instead of me. I can not emphasise this enough. Well, maybe I can. I guess I have already. But that's not the point. The point is, this guy likes to brag about how many edits he's made. In unrelated news, I have no idea what a sysop is. It's probably one of you guys' boring wiki-terms. But irridisregardless, he is one on this dumb fan fiction site. He also codes on some other dumb coding website, but The Cheat can probably do better. He made this one game this one time. No one thinks this userpage is interesting in the slightest, and no one cares about his dumb edits. So I'm gonna keep making fun of him in all subsequent paragraphs, for your amusement. Because everyone wants to read what the Strong Bad has to say.

Most users seem to have some interesting story about how they discovered Homestar Runner and/or the wiki, or— oh wait, that sentence is entirely false! The truth is, no one here is very interesting at all. And this dork is no exception. He found my website when he was the littlest tiniest baby, despite my warnings that I am not for children. I am strictly to be viewed by high school and/or college girls, and also people willing to give me five bucks. And this guy hasn't even given a single penny! He thinks he can just watch my sbemails whenever he wants?! Ahem. Continuing. This guy joined the wiki when he was way too young, and frankly, his first edits are pretty hilarious. And then in some year, he stopped editing. Hopefully because he realized that this whole wiki-type deal was a waste of time. But nope, he just had to come back eventually, to spread his dorkleness across the site! Man, this guy is so boring, even making fun of him is boring. And I can't say that about most things!

Outside of my website, this guy likes doodling stick figures on post-its that probably don't even belong to him. You live a sad life when you have to draw on someone else's post-its. This guy likes some types of food, but then again, who doesn't? His favorite color is red, in case anyone was wondering— NO, garblemesh, no one was wondering. Ever. Feel free to make fun of his fanstuff over at the fan site I mentioned earlier, such as some quotes that are clearly copied from the website, some online gaming-type deal, a blatant rip-off of my very own quite popular video game, him as a creepy-looking character with no personality traits or humorous talkwords, and way too many more. Phew. I guess I'm done this first section. Don't forget to check out the rest of the page, 'cause I'll be make-funning all over this mess.

— Overlord Awesomestyle J. Robotpants III (aka Strong Bad)
Why are these boxes written in the third person?! Whatever, these things are useless anyway.
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