Fan 'Stumes 2023
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Strong Bad's fan costume mockery continues on The Show: Fanstumes Edition.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z
Costumes (in order of appearance): Senor Cardgage
Places: The Show
Date: Wednesday, November 22, 2023
Running Time: 4:38
Page Title: Enchanted, Endured, and Engulfed!
{The toon opens on the set of The Show, with a title card reading The Show: Fanstumes Edition.}
ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to The Show: Fanstumes Edition! {drumroll} And here is your host...
{Title card withdraws to reveal Strong Bad standing on a pedestal.}
ANNOUNCER: {quickly, quietly} Strongb'd.
{The Show theme music plays.}
STRONG BAD: Thank you, Don Ronny, Ron Donny. Ronny Ronny, Ronny Monny. Let's get right to our first costume!
{Cut to a closed window. The window opens to show a fan dressed as Senor Cardgage holding a smartphone covered in a wrapper.}
STRONG BAD: I like that Senor Cardgage provides a nice costume option for the physique-ularly enchanced.
{A label pops up reading "physiqularly enchanced"}
STRONG BAD: Uh... endured? {label changes to read "endured?"} Er... engulfed! {label changes to read "engulfed!" with a splat} Yeah. Yeah, this guy's definitely been engulfed.
{Next slide depicts a fan dressed as the living version of the cow lamp from the Decemberweenvent Calendar.}
STRONG BAD: Waah! That horrifying illustration of Homestar's cow lamp {the horrifying illustration appears on the side for comparison} from that awful sheet music Decemberweenvent calendar?
{The next slide depicts a frightened woman in a hula hoop with fangs.}
COW LAMP: You are not going out trick-or-treating dressed like that fangoriously devoured {the drawing of Hillary from for kids being devoured by a monster appears for comparison} young lady, you hear?
{The next costume shows a baseball player in a green uniform with a squirrel for a hand. The page turns to show Gregor, also from for kids.}
COW LAMP: And you leave those squirrel hands to yourself, young slugger!
{The next slide shows a fan dressed as Coach Z.}
STRONG BAD: Look, I don't wanna in any way encourage more of these skintight green job Coach Z costumes. But pulling one on over your pants? Just makes everything {disgusted} lumpy-worse. For the universe.
{Next slide shows a much younger fan in a Coach Z costume with a paper mask.}
ANNOUNCER: This homemade version of Coach Z will receive {a board game box appears} the home version of Coach Z.
COACH Z: I'm-a come to your home! Please let me come to your home!
{Scene interrupts. A card featuring The Cheat in front of an unplugged outlet reads "Hang in There: Technical Difficulties".}
{Next slide shows someone dressed in all black underneath a cardboard cutout of Trogdor. Romantic music plays.}
STRONG BAD: On a rooftop in Paris, world-famous Trog-mime {name card appears} Chimeaux Bardeaux {pronounces as Chim-ooks Bar-dooks} does his performance art piece entitled: The S is for Spandex.
ANNOUNCER: That's right, and the next contestant to dress up like Trogdor will win {The Show theme plays} a trip to Paris!
{The next slide shows a fan wearing a paper version of Trogdor. Record scratches.}
ANNOUNCER: Nevermind! Nevermind at all! Nevermind all the time go away please forever!
{The next slide shows a costume of Homestar dressed as Strong Bad from halloweener.}
STRONG BAD: And the award for best use of maybe one of those kinda see-through floormats you put under your desk for your office chair to roll on to simulate blurred nudity {image from halloweener appears for comparison} goes to... {ribbon appears with a lot of text on it} this one!
{The next slide shows a fan dressed as the Fort Wayne Locomotive. The image is monochrome and has film artifacts overlaid.}
STRONG BAD: This might be the first and hopefully only Fort Wayne Locomotive costume. Ah, from the days when a helmet could be defined as a floppy leather bowl stuck on your head.
{The Fort Wayne Locomotive appears.}
FORT WAYNE LOCOMOTIVE: Hey-hey. They used to call me the floppy leather bowl! Because I wasn't anything pigskin-related! Waah! Ohh! Yeah!
{The Fort Wayne Locomotive charges into the screen, away from the viewer.}
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