Secret Pages

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A secret page is a page from the Homestar Runner website that is either not linked to from anywhere or has been removed from the site altogether.

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Contents 1 Toons 2 Games 3 Old Navigation 4 Other Animations 5 Downloads 6 Music 7 Images 8 Miscellaneous 9 Site Components

Toons

These are Toons or toon-like animations that are not advertised from the site. Some of them are incomplete.

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Toons removed from the website
	Marshmallow's Last Stand	Strong Bad and Strong Mad steal the star from Homestar Runner's shirt in order to force Homestar and Pom Pom to participate in a tag team wrestling match. This cartoon, which is the first ever full-length Homestar Runner toon made, has been removed from the site for unknown reasons.	Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	A Jumping Jack Contest	Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, and Bubs enter a jumping jack contest. The person who continually jumps jacks for the longest wins. Strong Bad cheats, of course. Based loosely on the Homestar Runner book, it has since been taken off the site for unknown reasons. You can play a Strong Lib while you wait.	Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	If I Ran the Camera	A poem of unknown origin relating nothing to any other part of the site. It was on the site for a short period of time but soon taken down one The Brothers Chaps realized that fans had found it. It features a little girl named Astrid Renee and Grandpa Chapman.	Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards	Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards were made available for Thanksgiving 2003. Three messages from the guys from Limozeen are provided. The recipient of e-card would be sent an email with the URL of the card that was prepared for them. Although the feature itself has been removed from the site, going to the URL will show you the loading screen used. The font used for "Loading..." is modeled after the Iron Maiden logo.	View the Flash file (loading screen only) Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	Where the Crap Are We?	This toon wasn't ever on the site. It's an animation with Homestar and Strong Bad found in an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.	Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
Secret toons still on the website
	Happy T	A sign which says "Happy T." You can click on some of the letters to hear characters say stuff relating to the title. It features an Easter egg with Homsar, accessed by clicking on a small spot on the lower right hand corner of the screen.	View the Flash file
	Not the 100th Email!!!	Never purposefully linked to at any time, this secret page was actually designed to be discovered by people trying to find the 100th Strong Bad Email before it was released.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
Unfinished toons
	Sing Along	A weird, unfinished sing-along with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad.	View the Flash file
	Needle Point	A seemingly unfinished small cartoon of Homestar and Strong Bad on a sewn picture, possibly a reference to the one scene in property of ones. It picture features Strong Bad standing in The Field. Homestar Runner walks up in the right, stops next to Strong Bad and opens his mouth. The text "Get Rid of a Few Things!" appears below.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
Alternate versions of toons
	Marzipan's Answering Machine	This is just Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1, possibly before more versions were planned. It has a few minor differences from the current version. The font is a little different for both the number and the back link, it doesn't have the archive menu, and it goes to the Games Menu when you click BACK.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	The King of Town DVD Secret Commentary	This is a secret version of Strong Bad's Commentary for the The King of Town DVD without any visuals. It is identical to the normal version except for the end, where it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary.	View the Flash file
	Secret Yello Dello Deleted Scene	This is the scene from the In Search of the Yello Dello DVD where Strong Bad is talking with Marzipan, but with some odd commentary tacked on the front.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	Old "your friends"	This is an alternate version of the email your friends. On it: Strong Bad's mouth isn't visible in the reflection when he sings the email intro. The announcer on the TV Strong Mad is watching doesn't say "Some type of TV show." The background music stops at Strong Sad's scene. Some extra buzz saw blades and a bottle of hot sauce behind Strong Bad are gone in Marzipan's scene. The Cheat doesn't yell at Strong Bad, and Pom Pom does one less turn. Strong Bad isn't holding a bottle of hot sauce in Homsar's scene. At the end, Strong Bad says the word "fans" a little differently.	View the Flash file
	Fan Costumes	A collection of fan submitted Halloween stuff. The original version of Fan Costume Commentary. For some reason, the link is embedded in the source of the Homsar Main Page. The page title is "Check out my new cosplay!", which is Stinkoman's line in 3 Times Halloween Funjob.	Watch the toon View the Flash file

Games

Old games that are no longer linked to from the site.

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
	Lite Brite	An older version of the Astro-Lite 2600. It used to be accessible from the Museum, but it was updated when moved to the Handheld Games Menu	View the Flash file
	Kicking Game	A kicking game where you kick a picture repeatedly. It takes 47 kicks to break. The picture is of a girl, Taryn, from Strong Bad's Message Bored, who finally posted a picture of herself after a lot of people begged her to. The Cheat then made this game.	View the flash file

Old Navigation

Various old menus for Toons, Games and the like that are no longer actively used on the site.

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Old Toons Menus
	Oldest Toons Menu	Presumably an old toons menu. The toons.swf file is embedded in his page. However, the swf file is no longer on the site. This text is contained in the page source: "Kick the Can an ancient homestar cartoon found in the ruins of Pompei the isle of Pom a sweet little story about the big, round, yellow one. Pom-Pom i think is his name. The King of Town The King of Town has lost his crown. No, wait. I mean his sheep. Marshmallow's Last Stand What more is there to life than marshmallows and tag-team wrestling?" This menu was most likely the earliest one on the site. But since it just stays blank, we'll probably never know. Because it has very few toons, and even has the Isle of Pom according to the source, it probably came before the lava lamp toons menu.	View the menu
	Lava Lamp Toons Menu	An old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button. The remote was used in the museum, but with only 1 button.	View the Flash file
	Telebision Toons Menu	An old Toons menu, see its page for details. An earlier version exists without sound, a back button, descriptions and A Jumping Jack Contest.	View the menu View the Flash file View the Flash file of the earlier version
	Chinese Food Toons Menu	An old Toons menu, possibly related to the fortune cookies game.	View the menu View the Flash file
	Old Remote Toons Menu	The current toons menu before the remote was updated to have Puppet Stuff and Powered by The Cheat, which were combined into Shorts at the time. It also had Features instead of individual buttons for Strong Bad Email, Teen Girl Squad and Marzipan's Answering Machine. Instead of a scrollbar, the longer lists had flaps and two seperate pages that you could move back and forth on. The newest cartoon was Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon.	View the menu (mirror)
	Alternate Toons Menu	The same toons menu, but it has a different page name. Instead of "toons.html", it's "tvguide.html". This was the name of the toons menu back before the remote was upgraded. If you click "back" at the end of Meet Marshie, you will be taken here.	View the menu View the Flash File
Old Games Menus
	Third Games Menu	One of the old game menus, this one features a board game theme.	View the Flash file
	Old games page	Probably an old games page. This text is contained in the page source: Homestar Talker d a n c i b u s Fortune Cookies marzipan's answering machine hairstyle runner Strong Libs. Also, stronglibs.html seems to be misspelled as stonglibs.html in another part of the source. It was most likely the Third Games Menu listed above.	View the menu
	Original Handheld Games Menu	The original version of the Handheld Games Menu, it was upgraded when the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu was released.	View the menu (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
Old Strong Bad Email Menus
	Broken Tandy Menu	An old Strong Bad Email menu that only goes up to gimmicks. It was used as a replacement for the Tandy 400 when it exploded.	View the menu (mirror) View the Flash file
	Strong Bad Email Vacation Menu	An old Strong Bad Email menu that was presumably used during the email vacation. Click on the post-it note to hear it say "Hey!" then "Dorks!" then "Get offa me!" and finally "You stink!"	View the Flash file
	Decemberween Email Menu	This was the "no new email notice" used during the holidays in 2002.	Visit the menu View the Flash file
	Old Strong Bad Email Selection	The email selection before the email virus	View Flash file
	Broken Compy Menu	The email selection page that appeared between virus and animal. The version still on the site lacks the bonus toon it featured when in use.	View the official Flash file View the page with toon included (mirror) View the Flash file with toon included (mirror)
Old Character Pages
	Character Cards	This is a small Flash file which contains an old-style picture of each main character on the H*R Website, except for The Poopsmith and Homsar, who weren't main characters at the time. It also shows two characters, Homeschool Winner and The Unguraits, who were later rejected.	View the Flash file (mirror)
	Yearbook Character Page	An old characters page, created circa The Luau. Homsar is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a main character back then.	View the menu View the Flash file
Old Intros
Old Main Pages
	Old Main Page 6	This is an uncompleted main page from back in 2000. The "new cartoon!" link goes to A Jorb Well Done, the "another homepage" goes to Main Page 10, the "more messages" link goes to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2, and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu. Also, the buttons on the left don't work exactly right. Also note that email is above downloads, instead of below store. Also, Homestar's mouth will move when you mouse over downloads and store, but he won't say anything. Only downloads actually works. The other buttons won't do anything.	View the Flash file
	Luau Menu	An updated version of the secret Luau main menu.	View the Flash file

Other Animations

Other secret animated things that do not fit in the above categories.

Downloads

Old downloads.

Music

Audio files that aren't used on the site.

Name	Description	External Links
The Cheat is Not Dead	A sample of "The Cheat is Not Dead" from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits. Also found by clicking on CD on the post-it note from the "Working on my CD" email menu.	Listen to the song View the "Working on my CD" email menu (mirror)
Because It's Midnite	A sample of "Because It's Midnite" from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits. Also found by clicking on SB on the post-it from the "Working on my CD" email menu.	Listen to the song View the "Working on my CD" email menu (mirror)
MLS Music	This is the music from the old cartoon Marshmallow's Last Stand. It is a loop from the beginning of Beck's Tropicalia.	Listen to the song
Oh Yeah Yeah	Marzipan's song from the email marzipan.	Listen to the song View the email that it comes from
Renegade Master	A sample from the Fatboy Slim remix of Wildchild's Renegade Master that was used for the "Characters" button on Main Page 4 for a while, before being removed to avoid copyright issues.	Listen to the song
Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Jingle	The Fluffy Puff Marshmallows jingle from Meet Marshie.	Listen to the song View the toon that it comes from
Poop Smoke	A remix including Poot Slap and Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water.	Download the song
Welcome to Your Doom!	This sound clip plays when you visit Strong Bad's Website. This clip introduced the boss battles in Altered Beast for the Sega Genesis.	Listen to the sound clip View Strong Bad's Website
Everybody	A constant loop of the "Everybody!" song used in the intro, it was featured in Dancin' Bubs. Sometimes the file is 404'd.	Listen to the song View the intro that it comes from Play Dancin' Bubs
Techno	A sample loop from the email techno, it was featured in Dancin' Bubs. This loop is also used in Main Page 4.	Listen to the song View the email that it comes from Play Dancin' Bubs
Banjo	A music sample from an easter egg in the email little questions, it was featured in Dancin' Bubs.	Listen to the song View the email that it comes from Play Dancin' Bubs
Drum N' Bass	A loop from Everybody to the Limit; also used in Dancin' Bubs.	Listen to the song View the toon that it comes from Play Dancin' Bubs

Images

Simple images (not in Flash) that are not linked to on the site.

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
	Wallpapers	The wallpaper download page.	Wallpapers
	Calibos	An image of Calibos. Probable reference material for Strong Sad in different town.	Calibos
	Dennis	An animated GIF of various actors named Dennis. The cycle of Dennises is Hopper, Leary, Quaid, and Franz.	Dennis
	Dennis Franz	An animated GIF with various images of Dennis Franz.	Dennis Franz
	Joker	A photo of Cesar Romero as the Joker. Probable reference material for Strong Bad in Halloween Fairstival.	Joker
	Happily Derranged	Cover of the promotional cassette "Happily Deranged", containing 3 songs from the mid '90s Nickelodeon show "The Adventures of Pete & Pete." A larger version of the image is found here.	Happily Derranged
	Coolbot	Appears to be a line drawing of the Visor Robot. Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner.	Coolbot
	Cooltitle	A banner reading "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner.	Cooltitle

Miscellaneous

Secret pages that lack a more specific category.

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links

Site Components

Parts of the website that normally aren't accessed on its own.

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
	Weeklies XML File	An XML page controlling the text of the weekly things. The source can be read here.	Weeklies XML
	50 cake	The Easter egg that was used in the email big white face, click on it for all sorts of crazy crap.	50 cake
	404'd	The error message that appears when you go to something on H*R.com that doesn't exist.	See 404 Error Page
	News	The news button that is integrated in every main page.	News
	Homepages	The homepages list that is integrated in every main page except Main Page 23.	Homepages
	Homepage 23	The homepage list that is integrated in Main Page 23.	Homepage 23
	Making Out	The "Click on the Monkey!!!" pop-up that was in the Strong Bad Email virus. Also view the flash file	Making Out
	Seriously!	An Easter egg from 3 Times Halloween Funjob, accessed by clicking on the candy corn light in the top right corner in the cast list at the end. Click here for the flash file.	Seriously!
	MORE TO COME!	The page with the AIM buddy icons on it.	MORE TO COME!
	Virus'd QoD	What happens when you click on the 'Q' button at the top of the virus e-mail. Notice that when you roll over the 'Don't tape it!' text it turns into 'Don't take it!'	Virus'd QoD
	Virus'd Fanstuff	What happens when you click on the 'F' button at the top of the virus e-mail.	Virus'd Fanstuff
	Virus'd Sketchbook	What happens when you click on the 'S' button at the top of the virus e-mail.	Virus'd Sketchbook
File:SBClock.PNG	Strong Bad's "Time Machine"	The Strong Bad clock.	Strong Bad's "Time Machine" download
	The Sweet Cuppin' Cakes buddy icons download page	From an Easter egg in crazy cartoon.	The Sweet Cuppin' Cakes buddy icons download page
	NavBar	The bottom menu (main, toons, games etc.) that appears on almost every page underneath the toon.	NavBar
	Random Toon	The Random Toon chooser that comes up when you click the R on the main page.	Random Toon
	Random Toon XML	The list of toons that the above chooses from. The source can be read here.	Random Toon XML
	Icon	A Homestar Runner icon. In some browsers, this is used as a bookmark icon. In other browsers it is displayed in the location/address bar when a user visits any page on homestarrunner.com.	Icon
	Answering Machines Archive	The archive menu in the bottom right of Marzipan's Answering Machine.	Answering Machines
	Weekly Fanstuff	This is the flash file that plays the current weekly fanstuff.	view the current fanstuff
	Sketchbook	This is the flash file that plays the current sketchbook.	view the current sketchbook
	Quote of the Week	This is the flash file that plays the current quote of the week.	view the current quote