Mr. Poofers Must Die
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| + | ''{The toon opens with Marzipan playing her guitar in her living room. Streamers resembling the "ghost" from [[Haunted Photo Booth]] decorate the room. Homestar walks up and Marzipan turns around.}'' | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angry}'' Marzipan, it's over! ''{raises his sword prop}'' | ||
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| + | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{unfazed}'' Okay. | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't take another day of this ''{plants his sword into the floor}'' garbage relationship! | ||
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| + | '''MARZIPAN:''' That's fine. | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, what day is it? | ||
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| + | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{annoyed}'' Halloween. | ||
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| + | ''{Homestar produces a book labeled "PLAN THING" and opens it up.}'' | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sheepishly}'' Oops, sorry! I was looking at next week. ''This'' is what I'm supposed to say to you today: ''{jumps up excitedly}'' Marzipan! This is it! ''{picks up and raises his sword}'' This Halloween I'm finally going to tell a top-notch four-and-a-half-stars-with-over-six-hundred-reviews-quality ghost story! And you know what that means! | ||
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| + | '''MARZIPAN:''' Um, that you're gonna break up with me next week apparently? | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dramatically}'' Mr. Poofers must die!! | ||
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| + | ''{Spooky music starts as it cuts to a title screen reading "Mr. Poofers Must Die". Mr. Poofers's eyes occasionally briefly flash in place of the O's in the title. The words "A TOP-NOTCH 4½ STARS WITH OVER 600 REVIEWS QUALITY GHOST STORY" appear at the bottom of the screen.}'' | ||
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| + | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Who the crap is Mr. Poofers? | ||
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
Revision as of 23:51, 30 October 2018
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The cast tries to create the perfect story to kill off a dog, but something's not right...
Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Homestar Runner, Mr. Poofers, Old Man Rootbeer, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Coach Z, Strong Sad, The King of Town, Pom Pom, The Poopsmith, Strong Mad, Bubs, Homsar (Easter egg)
Places: Marzipan's House,
See Mr. Poofers Must Die Costumes for more information on what everyone was wearing.
Date: Tuesday, October 30, 2018
Running Time: 9:25
Page Title: A Top Notch Quality Ghost Story!
Transcript
{The toon opens with Marzipan playing her guitar in her living room. Streamers resembling the "ghost" from Haunted Photo Booth decorate the room. Homestar walks up and Marzipan turns around.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {angry} Marzipan, it's over! {raises his sword prop}
MARZIPAN: {unfazed} Okay.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I can't take another day of this {plants his sword into the floor} garbage relationship!
MARZIPAN: That's fine.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wait, what day is it?
MARZIPAN: {annoyed} Halloween.
{Homestar produces a book labeled "PLAN THING" and opens it up.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sheepishly} Oops, sorry! I was looking at next week. This is what I'm supposed to say to you today: {jumps up excitedly} Marzipan! This is it! {picks up and raises his sword} This Halloween I'm finally going to tell a top-notch four-and-a-half-stars-with-over-six-hundred-reviews-quality ghost story! And you know what that means!
MARZIPAN: Um, that you're gonna break up with me next week apparently?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {dramatically} Mr. Poofers must die!!
{Spooky music starts as it cuts to a title screen reading "Mr. Poofers Must Die". Mr. Poofers's eyes occasionally briefly flash in place of the O's in the title. The words "A TOP-NOTCH 4½ STARS WITH OVER 600 REVIEWS QUALITY GHOST STORY" appear at the bottom of the screen.}
MARZIPAN: {voiceover} Who the crap is Mr. Poofers?
Fun Facts
External Links
- watch "Mr. Poofers Must Die" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "Mr. Poofers Must Die"
- watch "Mr. Poofers Must Die" on YouTube
