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''{As usual, the toon starts in the basement of the Brothers Strong; the light dims and the projector screen comes down. The first image displayed is a bald man wearing make up to resembles Strong Bad's mask with his eyes wide open. Behind him is two keyboards.}''
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''{As usual, the toon starts in the basement of the Brothers Strong; the light dims and the projector screen comes down. The first image displayed is a bald man wearing make up to resembles Strong Bad's mask. Two keyboards can be seen behind him.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing in the tune of [[The System is down (song)|The System is Down]]. Every time he says "bald", the image is mirrored}'' The system is bald! The system is bald! Bald, bald, bald, bald! {The image is covered with some rave effects and the image randomly reversed or flipped upside down} DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE!
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing in the tune of [[The System is down (song)|The System is Down]]. Every time he says "bald", the image is mirrored}'' The system is bald! The system is bald! Bald, bald, bald, bald! {The image is covered with some rave effects and the image randomly reversed or flipped upside down} DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' {A little piano ditty plays as Strong Bad sings in a different tune} Now go out and have a Cold One with Ned Flanders!
'''STRONG BAD:''' {A little piano ditty plays as Strong Bad sings in a different tune} Now go out and have a Cold One with Ned Flanders!
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''{The next frame shows a giant Homestar comstume}''
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''{The next frame shows a giant Homestar costume}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Impressive Homestar costume! I see you made him with his rectangle mouth, which I like to call 'Cartridge Mouth Homestar'! I'm always tempted to shove a VHS tape {as Strong Bad lists the examples, the item gets inserted and pressed down into Homestar's mouth} or a dusty old must Game Pak right in there!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Impressive Homestar costume! I see you made him with his rectangle mouth, which I like to call 'Cartridge Mouth Homestar'! I'm always tempted to shove a VHS tape {as Strong Bad lists the examples, the item gets inserted and pressed down into Homestar's mouth} or a dusty old must Game Pak right in there!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, there's actually some pretty good looking Coach Z costumes this year! You guys really- {reacts to the third photo} Oh, the pain! {the next image shows up in which he reacts to it again} Oh, the mercy! All right, you guys! I'm calling it! I don't want to see anybody wearing this skin tight green jobs next year!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, there's actually some pretty good looking Coach Z costumes this year! You guys really- {reacts to the third photo} Oh, the pain! {the next image shows up in which he reacts to it again} Oh, the mercy! All right, you guys! I'm calling it! I don't want to see anybody wearing this skin tight green jobs next year!
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'''COACH Z:''' OK, you asked for it! {Coach Z hums to himself as some rustling can be heard, later accompanied by sounds of squishing liquid}
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'''COACH Z:''' OK, you asked for it! {Coach Z hums to himself as some rustling can be heard, later accompanied by sounds of squishing liquid or slime}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh! I was talking about the fans! And what did I tell you about humming those saucy "getting undressed" songs?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah! I was talking about the fans! And what did I tell you about humming those saucy "getting undressed" songs?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' INA-PRO-PRO!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' INA-PRO-PRO!
{The "INA-PRO-PRO" stamp is slammed onto the screen, accompanied with a buzzer. The next image shows a man dressed up as Senor Cardgage holding a bag. The "INA-PRO-PRO" stamp is slammed onto the image again}
{The "INA-PRO-PRO" stamp is slammed onto the screen, accompanied with a buzzer. The next image shows a man dressed up as Senor Cardgage holding a bag. The "INA-PRO-PRO" stamp is slammed onto the image again}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh my dear yes! You're gonna have to get anali-gius on this one.
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{An analysis sheet is pulled up. The top is written "ANALOGY WORKSHEET - Unit 1 - Cardgage" with the bottom written "this guy: cardgage:: cardgage: strong bad". As Strong Bad mentions the characters, the drawings of them show up. The second time Strong Bad mentions Senor Cardgage, the image for it is flipped}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This guy's costume is to Cardgage, as Cardgage is to Strong Bad. {The sheet moves out of view} He's like a Cardgage among Cardgage's, he's like Cardgage squared! Aww, and look! {zooms in on the bag of a take out bag of Chick-fil-A lying on the grounf} Somebody finally took him to Chick-fil-A!
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{The next image shows a guy dressed as D n'D Greg and a woman dressed as What's Her Face. A Slayer poster can be seen behind them.}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, that's a dead on D n'D Greg and What's Her Face, and your wall even dressed up as D n'D Greg's front hallway!
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{Speech bubbles for D n'D Greg and What's Her Face appear}
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'''D N'D GREG:''' The krokus banner on my front porch drew her near and this Slayer poster in the hallway won her heart.
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Uhh... I like pavement.
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{The next image shows another giant Homestar costume standing in front of a closed door}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' B-WHOA-HO-HO! If I come out the bathroom and I saw that thing standing in the hallway, I's call in the SWAT flamethrower striped team. {Mimics a caller} Uh yes officer, there's a seven foot tall Homestar Runner with saggy ankles standing in my s-st-stounch! That's what we call the area between the bathroom and the laundry room. The stounch. Came and get him from my stounch.
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{The next slide scrolls down with "Pree-ow" playing. A guy has the Paper taped on his face and is standing behind a computer monitor with a Tandy 400 background reading "a> Pretend this computer is 30 years old." The next slide shows a guy dressed as David Byrne and a woman dressed as The Log Lady. They are sitting on a table with candles and a picture of a plant on it, while the guy holds his hands up and his eyes closed}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So wait, you didn't actually dress up as Strong Sad or Marzipan, you dressed up as the {a still showing Strong and Marzipan from 3 Times Halloween Funjob appear on the bottom right} people they are dressed up as one time, and then painstakingly {the image move up to the slide, scales to match the propositions and becomes translucent} recreated the scene in which they appeared. Well, that sounds exactly like the kinda nerdy thing those two losers would be into anyways. {the comparison fades away} So good job.
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
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===Real-World References===
===Real-World References===
*Ned Flanders is a character from [[The Simpsons]], who is the next door neighbor to the eponymous family. He is a devout but friendly Christian who is a father of two kids, but Homer Simpson has a disliking for him because he finds his overly optimistic attitude to be irritating.
*Ned Flanders is a character from [[The Simpsons]], who is the next door neighbor to the eponymous family. He is a devout but friendly Christian who is a father of two kids, but Homer Simpson has a disliking for him because he finds his overly optimistic attitude to be irritating.
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*Xeliogravius is a parody of [[wikipedia:Gradius|Gradius]], a series of space shooters by [[wikipedia:Konami|Konami]] that involves the Vic Viper and Lord British to fight against an alien scourge called the Bacterian. There are some instances where the levels take place inside a living organism, as suggested with the background of Xeliogravius, which resembles the interior of a mouth.
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*Xeliogravius is a parody of [[wikipedia:Gradius|Gradius]], a series of space shooters by [[wikipedia:Konami|Konami]] that involves the Vic Viper and Lord British to fight against an alien scourge called the Bacterian. There are some instances where the levels take place inside a living organism, as possibly referenced with the background of Xeliogravius, which resembles the interior of a mouth.
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* Chick-fil-A is a restaurant chain dedicated to selling sandwiches with chicken in them.
==External Links==
==External Links==

Revision as of 23:20, 15 November 2017

Toon Category: Holiday Toon
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"I found that SHMUPs taste best."

Strong Bad once again mocks the costumes sent to him by the fans, this time with some unexpected characters.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Coach Z

Costumes depicted (in order of first appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Coach Z, Senor Cardgage

Places: Basement of the Brothers Strong

Date: Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Running Time: 5:30 (TV Time Toons Menu), 5:34 (Actual)

Page Title: Dress em' up Dan!

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{As usual, the toon starts in the basement of the Brothers Strong; the light dims and the projector screen comes down. The first image displayed is a bald man wearing make up to resembles Strong Bad's mask. Two keyboards can be seen behind him.}

STRONG BAD: {singing in the tune of The System is Down. Every time he says "bald", the image is mirrored} The system is bald! The system is bald! Bald, bald, bald, bald! {The image is covered with some rave effects and the image randomly reversed or flipped upside down} DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE!

{The next image shows a guy in a The Cheat hoodie kneeling down. A glow stick appears and spins in front of him.}

STRONG BAD: {Strong Bad resumes singing and mimics a techno beat mimics} Doom doom doom doom doom doom. The system is bald! {The picture of the guy in the Strong Bad makeup appears again. The image then spins around} Dah dah doh-la dah dah!

{The next image shows up with the same man as before, holding a glass next to a man dressed as Ned Flanders}

STRONG BAD: {A little piano ditty plays as Strong Bad sings in a different tune} Now go out and have a Cold One with Ned Flanders!

{The next frame shows a giant Homestar costume}

STRONG BAD: Impressive Homestar costume! I see you made him with his rectangle mouth, which I like to call 'Cartridge Mouth Homestar'! I'm always tempted to shove a VHS tape {as Strong Bad lists the examples, the item gets inserted and pressed down into Homestar's mouth} or a dusty old must Game Pak right in there!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I found that SHUMPs taste best! You know, like {a box of Xeliogravius 4 drops down, showing a ship fighting a green alien in what appears to be in a red and pink area with white spikes on the cover. On it is a caption that says "Not a total rip-off!"} Xeliogravius 4? It's a good game.

{The next slide shows a man dressed up as Coach Z, as he speaks, he shows other people dressed up as the same character}

STRONG BAD: Hey, there's actually some pretty good looking Coach Z costumes this year! You guys really- {reacts to the third photo} Oh, the pain! {the next image shows up in which he reacts to it again} Oh, the mercy! All right, you guys! I'm calling it! I don't want to see anybody wearing this skin tight green jobs next year!

COACH Z: OK, you asked for it! {Coach Z hums to himself as some rustling can be heard, later accompanied by sounds of squishing liquid or slime}

STRONG BAD: Ah! I was talking about the fans! And what did I tell you about humming those saucy "getting undressed" songs?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: INA-PRO-PRO!

{The "INA-PRO-PRO" stamp is slammed onto the screen, accompanied with a buzzer. The next image shows a man dressed up as Senor Cardgage holding a bag. The "INA-PRO-PRO" stamp is slammed onto the image again}

STRONG BAD: Oh my dear yes! You're gonna have to get anali-gius on this one.

{An analysis sheet is pulled up. The top is written "ANALOGY WORKSHEET - Unit 1 - Cardgage" with the bottom written "this guy: cardgage:: cardgage: strong bad". As Strong Bad mentions the characters, the drawings of them show up. The second time Strong Bad mentions Senor Cardgage, the image for it is flipped}

STRONG BAD: This guy's costume is to Cardgage, as Cardgage is to Strong Bad. {The sheet moves out of view} He's like a Cardgage among Cardgage's, he's like Cardgage squared! Aww, and look! {zooms in on the bag of a take out bag of Chick-fil-A lying on the grounf} Somebody finally took him to Chick-fil-A!

{The next image shows a guy dressed as D n'D Greg and a woman dressed as What's Her Face. A Slayer poster can be seen behind them.}

STRONG BAD: Hey, that's a dead on D n'D Greg and What's Her Face, and your wall even dressed up as D n'D Greg's front hallway!

{Speech bubbles for D n'D Greg and What's Her Face appear}

D N'D GREG: The krokus banner on my front porch drew her near and this Slayer poster in the hallway won her heart.

WHAT'S HER FACE: Uhh... I like pavement.

{The next image shows another giant Homestar costume standing in front of a closed door}

STRONG BAD: B-WHOA-HO-HO! If I come out the bathroom and I saw that thing standing in the hallway, I's call in the SWAT flamethrower striped team. {Mimics a caller} Uh yes officer, there's a seven foot tall Homestar Runner with saggy ankles standing in my s-st-stounch! That's what we call the area between the bathroom and the laundry room. The stounch. Came and get him from my stounch.

{The next slide scrolls down with "Pree-ow" playing. A guy has the Paper taped on his face and is standing behind a computer monitor with a Tandy 400 background reading "a> Pretend this computer is 30 years old." The next slide shows a guy dressed as David Byrne and a woman dressed as The Log Lady. They are sitting on a table with candles and a picture of a plant on it, while the guy holds his hands up and his eyes closed}

STRONG BAD: So wait, you didn't actually dress up as Strong Sad or Marzipan, you dressed up as the {a still showing Strong and Marzipan from 3 Times Halloween Funjob appear on the bottom right} people they are dressed up as one time, and then painstakingly {the image move up to the slide, scales to match the propositions and becomes translucent} recreated the scene in which they appeared. Well, that sounds exactly like the kinda nerdy thing those two losers would be into anyways. {the comparison fades away} So good job.

Fun Facts

Explanations

"SHMUP" is short for "shoot'em up", a genre of games that involves controlling a ship to dodge obstacles and blast away enemies with projectile weapons.

Real-World References

  • Ned Flanders is a character from The Simpsons, who is the next door neighbor to the eponymous family. He is a devout but friendly Christian who is a father of two kids, but Homer Simpson has a disliking for him because he finds his overly optimistic attitude to be irritating.
  • Xeliogravius is a parody of Gradius, a series of space shooters by Konami that involves the Vic Viper and Lord British to fight against an alien scourge called the Bacterian. There are some instances where the levels take place inside a living organism, as possibly referenced with the background of Xeliogravius, which resembles the interior of a mouth.
  • Chick-fil-A is a restaurant chain dedicated to selling sandwiches with chicken in them.

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