Marzipan's Answering Machine
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| - | '''Strong Bad''' ( | + | '''Strong Bad''' (35 times) |
* {{mamlink|1.0|6}} (as Mr. Nobody) | * {{mamlink|1.0|6}} (as Mr. Nobody) | ||
* {{mamlink|1.0|2}} | * {{mamlink|1.0|2}} | ||
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* {{mamlink|17.2|28}} (as Sharp Dean) | * {{mamlink|17.2|28}} (as Sharp Dean) | ||
* {{mamlink|17.2|34}} (as Rongardo Shavemybody) | * {{mamlink|17.2|34}} (as Rongardo Shavemybody) | ||
| + | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 48]] | ||
| - | '''Homestar Runner''' ( | + | '''Homestar Runner''' (33 times) |
* {{mamlink|1.0|5}} | * {{mamlink|1.0|5}} | ||
* {{mamlink|1.0|3}} | * {{mamlink|1.0|3}} | ||
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* {{mamlink|17.2|35}} | * {{mamlink|17.2|35}} | ||
* {{mamlink|17.2|37}} (addressing Marzipan's sister) | * {{mamlink|17.2|37}} (addressing Marzipan's sister) | ||
| + | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 41]] | ||
| + | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 67]] | ||
| - | '''Strong Sad''' ( | + | '''Strong Sad''' (17 times) |
* {{mamlink|1.0|4}} | * {{mamlink|1.0|4}} | ||
* {{mamlink|4.0|5}} | * {{mamlink|4.0|5}} | ||
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* {{mamlink|17.2|24}} | * {{mamlink|17.2|24}} | ||
* {{mamlink|17.2|38}} | * {{mamlink|17.2|38}} | ||
| + | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 46]] | ||
| - | '''Coach Z''' ( | + | '''Coach Z''' (14 times) |
* {{mamlink|1.0|1}} | * {{mamlink|1.0|1}} | ||
* {{mamlink|3.0|3}} | * {{mamlink|3.0|3}} | ||
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* {{mamlink|17.2|9}} (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary) | * {{mamlink|17.2|9}} (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary) | ||
* {{mamlink|17.2|19}} (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary) | * {{mamlink|17.2|19}} (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary) | ||
| + | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 47]] | ||
| - | '''The King of Town''' ( | + | '''The King of Town''' (12 times) |
* {{mamlink|2.0|5}} | * {{mamlink|2.0|5}} | ||
* {{mamlink|2.0|3}} | * {{mamlink|2.0|3}} | ||
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* {{mamlink|16.2|2}} | * {{mamlink|16.2|2}} | ||
* {{mamlink|17.2|25}} | * {{mamlink|17.2|25}} | ||
| + | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 49]] | ||
| - | '''Bubs''' ( | + | '''Bubs''' (12 times) |
* {{mamlink|3.0|5}} | * {{mamlink|3.0|5}} | ||
* {{mamlink|5.0|6}} (drunk) | * {{mamlink|5.0|6}} (drunk) | ||
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* {{mamlink|17.2|11}} | * {{mamlink|17.2|11}} | ||
* {{mamlink|17.2|36}} | * {{mamlink|17.2|36}} | ||
| + | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 43]] | ||
| + | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 68]] | ||
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| + | '''Homsar''' (4 times) | ||
| + | * {{mamlink|5.0|5}} | ||
| + | * {{mamlink|7.0|3}} | ||
| + | * {{mamlink|17.2|10}} | ||
| + | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 50]] | ||
'''Marzipan''' (3 times) | '''Marzipan''' (3 times) | ||
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* {{mamlink|16.2|1}} | * {{mamlink|16.2|1}} | ||
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| - | '''Strong Mad''' ( | + | |
* {{mamlink|3.0|1}} | * {{mamlink|3.0|1}} | ||
* {{mamlink|4.0|1}} | * {{mamlink|4.0|1}} | ||
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 42]] | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 42]] | ||
| - | '''The Cheat''' ( | + | '''The Cheat''' (3 times) |
* {{mamlink|13.2|3}} | * {{mamlink|13.2|3}} | ||
* {{mamlink|15.2|2}} | * {{mamlink|15.2|2}} | ||
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 45]] | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2#Messages 41+|Version 17.2, Message 45]] | ||
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| + | '''Pom Pom''' (2 times) | ||
| + | * {{mamlink|2.0|2}} | ||
| + | * {{mamlink|9.2|1}} | ||
'''The Poopsmith''' (1 time) | '''The Poopsmith''' (1 time) | ||
* {{mamlink|17.2|17}} | * {{mamlink|17.2|17}} | ||
| - | '''Miscellaneous''' (at least | + | '''Miscellaneous''' (at least 1 time each) |
* {{mamlink|6.0|3}} ([[Kevin]]) | * {{mamlink|6.0|3}} ([[Kevin]]) | ||
* {{mamlink|8.0|3}} ([[Stinkoman]]) | * {{mamlink|8.0|3}} ([[Stinkoman]]) | ||
Revision as of 22:49, 3 May 2016
Marzipan's Answering Machine is probably one of the most overlooked sections on homestarrunner.com, likely because of its lack of animation. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal relationships between the characters, with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are Strong Bad's unrelenting prank calls, Homestar Runner's constant misunderstandings, Coach Z's odd habits and tendencies (especially towards Marzipan herself), Strong Sad's depressing ramblings, and suprisingly frequent calls from The King of Town. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.
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Marzipan's Answering Machine Versions
Other Answering Machine Segments
The following toons feature segments with characters talking on answering machines.
- The King of Town DVD (The King of Town's answering machine)
- Where's The Cheat?
- Email personal favorites
- Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
- Email garage sale
- Lappynapped! (Strong Bad's answering machine)
- Jibblies 2
- Baddest of the Bands
- Halloween Safety (Mikezipan's Answering Machine)
Outgoing Messages
- See main article: Marzipan's Outgoing Messages
Answering Machines
 First answering machine |
 Dilapidated PhoneTime XL8 |
List of Callers
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Strong Bad (35 times)
- Version 1.0, Message 6 (as Mr. Nobody)
- Version 1.0, Message 2
- Version 2.0, Message 6 (as Detective Everybody)
- Version 3.0, Message 6 (as Marzipan)
- Version 4.0, Message 6 (as the King of Town)
- Version 4.0, Message 1 (yelling at Strong Mad)
- Version 5.0, Message 4 (as Constable Anybody)
- Version 6.0, Message 5 (as Dr. Professional)
- Version 6.0, Message 2
- Version 7.0, Message 1 (as Safety Dan)
- Version 8.0, Message 4 (as Sweepstakes Ron)
- Version 8.0, Message 2
- Version 9.2, Message 5 (as Cableman Jorge)
- Version 9.2, Message 3
- Version 10.2, Message 5 (prank call lesson 1)
- Version 10.2, Message 4 (prank call lesson 2)
- Version 10.2, Message 3 (prank call lesson 2, second try)
- Version 10.2, Message 2 (prank call lesson 3, then cancels the class)
- Version 10.2, Message 1 (yelling at Strong Sad)
- Version 11.2, Message 5 (as Bob Statesman)
- Version 11.2, Message 1
- Version 12.2, Message 4 (as Goatface)
- Version 12.2, Message 2 (as all of Marzipan's friends)
- Version 13.2, Message 1 (as Lorenz Magazine Man)
- Version 14.2, Message 2 (as Nadine Automated Menu Burger from Trusted Financial Institution)
- Version 15.2, Message 2 (as Dean Prankcaller)
- Version 16.2, Message 6 (addressing Strong Sad)
- Version 16.2, Message 5
- Version 17.2, Message 1 (as Joanie Allthetime)
- Version 17.2, Message 8 (as Vince Napmaker)
- Version 17.2, Message 14
- Version 17.2, Message 21 (as automated Grody Lab Results; breaks character after interrupted by Strong Sad)
- Version 17.2, Message 28 (as Sharp Dean)
- Version 17.2, Message 34 (as Rongardo Shavemybody)
- Version 17.2, Message 48
Homestar Runner (33 times)
- Version 1.0, Message 5
- Version 1.0, Message 3
- Version 2.0, Message 2
- Version 3.0, Message 4
- Version 3.0, Message 2
- Version 4.0, Message 7 (addressing Pom Pom)
- Version 4.0, Message 4
- Version 5.0, Message 2
- Version 6.0, Message 1
- Version 7.0, Message 2 (as Dead Guy Perez)
- Version 8.0, Message 1
- Version 9.2, Message 2
- Version 9.2, Message 1 (followed by a fake greeting and four fake messages)
- Version 10.2, Message 5 (prank call lesson 1)
- Version 10.2, Message 4 (prank call lesson 2)
- Version 10.2, Message 3 (prank call lesson 2, second try)
- Version 10.2, Message 2 (prank call lesson 3, then finds the class is canceled)
- Version 11.2, Message 4
- Version 12.2, Message 1
- Version 13.2, Message 6
- Version 14.2, Message 5
- Version 14.2, Message 1
- Version 15.2, Message 5
- Version 16.2, Message 4
- Version 17.2, Message 2
- Version 17.2, Message 4
- Version 17.2, Message 12
- Version 17.2, Message 18
- Version 17.2, Message 27
- Version 17.2, Message 35
- Version 17.2, Message 37 (addressing Marzipan's sister)
- Version 17.2, Message 41
- Version 17.2, Message 67
Strong Sad (17 times)
- Version 1.0, Message 4
- Version 4.0, Message 5
- Version 4.0, Message 2
- Version 5.0, Message 1
- Version 7.0, Message 5
- Version 10.2, Message 6
- Version 10.2, Message 1
- Version 14.2, Message 4
- Version 17.2, Message 6 (with a lisp)
- Version 17.2, Message 7
- Version 17.2, Message 13 (From the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
- Version 17.2, Message 20
- Version 17.2, Message 22
- Version 17.2, Message 23
- Version 17.2, Message 24
- Version 17.2, Message 38
- Version 17.2, Message 46
Coach Z (14 times)
- Version 1.0, Message 1
- Version 3.0, Message 3
- Version 5.0, Message 6 (drunk)
- Version 5.0, Message 3
- Version 8.0, Message 5
- Version 9.2, Message 4
- Version 14.2, Message 6
- Version 15.2, Message 3
- Version 16.2, Message 3
- Version 17.2, Message 3 (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
- Version 17.2, Message 9 (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
- Version 17.2, Message 19 (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
- Version 17.2, Message 47
The King of Town (12 times)
- Version 2.0, Message 5
- Version 2.0, Message 3
- Version 2.0, Message 1
- Version 4.0, Message 3 (as Strong Bad)
- Version 6.0, Message 4
- Version 9.2, Message 6
- Version 11.2, Message 3
- Version 13.2, Message 5
- Version 15.2, Message 6
- Version 16.2, Message 2
- Version 17.2, Message 25
- Version 17.2, Message 49
Bubs (12 times)
- Version 3.0, Message 5
- Version 5.0, Message 6 (drunk)
- Version 7.0, Message 4
- Version 8.0, Message 2
- Version 12.2, Message 5 (as The Thnikkaman)
- Version 15.2, Message 4
- Version 16.2, Easter egg
- Version 17.2, Message 5
- Version 17.2, Message 11
- Version 17.2, Message 36
- Version 17.2, Message 43
- Version 17.2, Message 68
Homsar (4 times)
Marzipan (3 times)
Strong Mad (3 times)
The Cheat (3 times)
Pom Pom (2 times)
The Poopsmith (1 time)
Miscellaneous (at least 1 time each)
- Version 6.0, Message 3 (Kevin)
- Version 8.0, Message 3 (Stinkoman)
- Version 8.0, Message 2 (Grape-Nuts Robot)
- Version 10.2, Easter egg (Vector Strong Bad)
- Version 10.2, Easter egg (Ron Dardman)
- Version 11.2, Message 2 (Łukasz)
- Version 11.2, Easter egg (Some Other Guy With An Accent)
- Version 13.2, Message 4 (Old-Timey Strong Bad)
- Version 13.2, Message 2 (The Homestar Runner)
- Version 14.2, Message 3 (Crack Stuntman, voice of Gunhaver)
- Version 15.2, Message 1 (Questionable surgeon)
- Version 17.2, Message 15 (Kevin)
- Version 17.2, Message 16 (Visor Robot)
- Version 17.2, Message 26 (Mitch)
- Version 17.2, Message 29 (Kevin)
- Version 17.2, Message 30 (Clark)
- Version 17.2, Message 31 (Puppet Homestar)
- Version 17.2, Message 32 (Litigation Jackson)
- Version 17.2, Message 33 (Larry Palaroncini)
- Version 17.2, Message 39 (Tucker Donaldson)
- Version 17.2, Message 40 (Humidibot and Humidibeth)
- Version 17.2, Messages 41+ (F-Sack, Senor Cardgage, The Announcer, Marshie, Horrible Painting, Balding Man, Stinkoman, Pan Pan, 1-Up, Peacey P, Blue Laser Commander, Crack Stuntman, The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Strong Bad, Sickly Sam, Teen Girl Squad Member, One of the 4 Gregs)
Fun Facts
- The answering machine cassette tapes on versions 1.0 through 8.0 never stop rolling.
- Up through version 14.2, the loading animation for each Answering Machine is the old rotating one. As of Version 15.2, the answering machine's loading screen has changed, showing a corner of Marzipan's table instead of the old spinning Homestar Runner logo.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 is the only answering machine verison without a loading animation, due to there being no Flash variant of the toon.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 isn't on the Marzipan's Answering Machine menu. Because of this, you can only access it through the "Holiday Toons" menu, the "New Stuff" menu or the "What's New?" button on the Main Pages.
External Links
| Marzipan's Answering Machine |
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Version: 1.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 6.0 | 7.0 | 8.0 | 9.2 | 10.2 | 11.2 | 12.2 | 13.2 | 14.2 | 15.2 | 16.2 | 17.2 |
| Most Recent Toons | ||||||||
| Big Toons
Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold
| Shorts
Back To A Website
| Holidays
Fanstume [singular] '24
| Puppet Stuff
Kick The Cheat Returns!
| Strong Bad Email
robots
| Video Stuff
Homestar Anniversary Merch
| Teen Girl Squad
Issue 15
| Marzipan's Answering Machine
Version 17.2
| YouTube
Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)
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