Punkin Show

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"Lets get this style train a-rollin'!"

Homestar hosts a pumpkin carving game show, but not really. Instead he fucking runs around, spewing non-sequitur in-jokes at every turn, as the creators have become so desperate to make someone on this planet laugh that they feel the need to take jokes that weren't funny in the first place, such as the goddamn "style" thing, and just mix them around to create a fucking monstrosity that should not exist. What's next? I imagine more thousand year-old jokes blended into a mess of unfunniness and overall bland unenthusiastic feces?

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner

Pumpkins depicted (in order of first appearance): Coach Z's logo from redesign, Homestar Runner, Thy Dungeonman, Strong Bad, Stripèd Green Rabbit, Peacey P, Bubs, Bubs' Concession Stand, Homestar Jr.

Places: The Show

Date: Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Running Time: 1:46

Page Title: Climb Aboard the Style Train!

Transcript

{It's The Show! There's a big pumpkin up on the marquee. Homestar stands in the middle of the set as a crowd cheers with semi-enthusiasm.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back, gentlemadies! Without further Mountain Dew, let's get this style train a-rollin'!

{A short tune plays in the background. Cut to a close-up on Homestar}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: First up, brand-new for 2009—

{Cut to a slideshow with flashing lights around the edge and the words "Fadey Screen!" in the background. A image of a pumpkin with Coach Z's logo from redesign carved into it comes from the left of the screen.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: —it's the 2006 Coach Z logo!

{The crowd cheers again as music plays.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Let's go to the ding board for that one.

{Cut to a board with three flipping panels that together form an image of a large blue ribbon. Across the top panel is the word "Ding!". The middle panel rotates to reveal "3rd Style!" as it dings.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Third Style!

{An "Ahh..." rises from the crowd. Cut back to Homestar.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: If our next pumpkin answers insurrectly, it'll win a trip to—

{The next pumpkin is revealed; it's a shouting, wingaling Homestar Runner with angry eyebrows. The crowd begins to cheer.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: —Angry Homestar Between Two Mountains!

{Cut back to Homestar.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Everyone, please give a warm hand to our next guest pumpkin—

{The Fadey Screen shows a pumpkin of Thy Dungeonman holding up a bag of candy instead of ye flask. The words ">get ye candy" are carved across the top. The lights flicker out and the glowy inside of the pumpkin is visible.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thy {pronounced like "thigh"} Dungeonman.

{"Aw yeah..." is heard from the crowd along with clapping. Cut to the Ding Board.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ding board says—

{The middle panel flips to reveal "ACAPULCO".}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Acapulco?

{The crowd oohs. Cut back to the Fadey Screen.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: While this pumpkin—

{A picture of a painted Strong Bad pumpkin with yellow smoke emanating from its mouth and eyes appears. Near it is a bottle labeled "Very Hot Ones"}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: —features fine European yellow smoke, I'm sorry—

{Cut to Homestar. He looks mildly upset.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: —no paint daubs.

{A buzzer is heard as "NO PAINT DAUBS!" appears in red in front of Homestar.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ladies look out for our next bachelor pumpkin—

{Cut to the Fadey Screen, and the Stripèd Green Rabbit from New Boots is carved in a pumpkin. As Homestar continues, the ladies get excited.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: —a stripèd green rabbit with two butts!

{Cut to a close-up of Homestar, who looks embarassed}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Our next pumpkin may contain material that is unsuitable for childrens:

{Cut to the slideshow showing a grotesque, poorly sculpted pumpkin with Homestar's face carved on it. It begins to speak.}

CREEPY PUMPKIN HOMESTAR: {in a garbled, nasaly voice} HELLO HOMESTAR, THANKS FOR HAVING ME—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {hastily cutting in in front of the pumpkin} I'm sorry, we're out of time. {suddenly chipper} Ding board?

{The ding board dings and displays "DONG!".}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Donnnng!

{Cut to Homestar, who looks annoyed}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {irritated} Next time—

{Cut to a pumpkin with Peacey P and his logo painted on it.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: —please phrase your pumpkin in the form of—

{Cut back to Homestar. He leans in angrily toward the camera.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: —NO PAINT DAUBS!

{"NO PAINT DAUBS!" reappears in front of Homestar, with the buzzer and a "lose" musical cue. Cut to a wide shot of the studio.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And finally, everyone in today's audience—

{Cut to a pumpkin with the Homestarmy "DO YOU HAS?" slogan and Col-o-nel Homestar.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: —gets to have to give me five bucks!

{"FIVE BUCKS!" appears as Homestar says it. The crowd gives a very dissastified cheer; cut to Homestar.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Until next time, as always—

{The words "Chant Words Together!" as they're chanted.}

HOMESTAR AND CROWD: CHANT! WORDS! TOGETHER!

{Cut back to the slideshow, which displays a pumpkin shaped like Bubs' Concession Stand. The following words are on the screen as Homestar speaks.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {quickly} Homestar Runner's wardrobe furnished by Bubs' Concession Stand—

{Cut to a pumpkin shaped like Bubs inside a pumpkin shaped like Bubs' Concession Stand. The subtitle updates to include the word "scary".}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: —and Scary Bubs' Concession Stand.

{Cut to a Homestar Jr. (going for 99¢) pumpkin. The subtitle is "Brought to you by the Homestar Jr."}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Today's program was brought to you by the Homestar Jr.—

{Cut to a pumpkin with an artist's painting palette behind a "NO" circle with a line through it, labeled "Council Against Paint Daubs".}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: —and the Council Against Paint Daubs.

{Fade out. Fade back in to show "Today's Big Winners!": Natalie Cunningham (Thy Dungeonman), Jonathan Berner (wingaling Homestar), Andrew Colbert (Homestarmy), Benjamin Visness (Coach Z new logo), and Prentice Osborne (Stripèd Green Rabbit with two butts).}

Fun Facts

Trivia

• The person who carved the first pumpkin themed as Bubs' Concession Stand is wiki user Timohtep.
• The person who carved the pumpkin themed as Scary Bubs' Concession Stand is wiki user Unmutual.

Remarks

• The FeedBurner Page shows a pumpkin of Strong Bad eating what appears to be a small Strong Sad pumpkin, not seen in the toon.

Inside References

• The page title contains style. Also, the Coach Z logo pumpkin gets "3rd Style".
• Homestar hosts another variant of The Show.
• The ribbons were first seen in Pumpkin Carve-nival, also a pumpkin contest toon.
• The Coach Z logo is from redesign.
• Homestar mentions Mountain Dew.
• "Chant Words Together" was also mentioned in Non-Sequitur Champion.
• "Gentlemadies" is another Portmanteau.
• The stripèd green rabbit with two butts is from New Boots.
• The show is sponsored by Homestar Jr.
• Homestar tells people they have to give him five bucks, as he always does when recruiting people to the Homestarmy.

Real-World References

• Homestar says "ding-board says", which is similar to "survey says", a famous line from Family Feud.
• "Please phrase your pumpkin in the form of" is a reference to Jeopardy!, where contestants must phrase their response in the form of a question.
• Homestar calling the Stripèd Green Rabbit as the next bachelor is a reference to The Dating Game.
• Acapulco is a real city in Mexico which was previously referenced in privileges.
• "Everyone in today's audience gets to have to give me five bucks!" refers to Oprah Winfrey's giveaways to her studio audience.

External Links

• watch "Punkin Show"
• view the Flash file for "Punkin Show"
• forum thread re: "Punkin Show"