Scroll Button Songs

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This article is about the list of all scroll button songs. For the DVD video featuring the first seventeen songs, see Scroll Button Songs (video).

"I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow! Ooooooooooooh!"

Scroll Button Songs (also referred to as Strong Bad Email raps) are the songs that Strong Bad sings on the Strong Bad Email menu page. The list is ordered from the newest at the top, to the oldest at the bottom. A collection of the scroll button songs (from "Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons" to "Huzzah, on the mic...") was included on strongbad_email.exe Disc One. Many previous songs can be heard by clicking the small checkered box below the scroll bar, with the song depending on the computer the menu is on.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z

[edit] The Songs

Song	Time Featured	Flash Mirror	Sound File
[edit] Lappier
Is it Lappi-er or Lappi-ay? Scroll buttons, I hope you never scroll away!	December 31, 2020 – present the next april fools thing –	Watch	Listen
[edit] Compé
It's the Compé, and ya can't stop mé... when we join forces with the scrolla but-ton-és!	August 31, 2009 – December 31, 2020 independent – the next april fools thing	Watch	Listen
[edit] Corpy NT6
{silence; Strong Bad is absent} This has no sound, and is not accessible from the current menu.	July 13, 2009 – August 30, 2009 imaginary – independent	View	N/A
[edit] Lappy 486
{silence; Strong Bad is absent, possibly due to the Lappy's destruction in hremail 3184} This has no sound, and is not accessible from the current menu.	June 29, 2009 – July 12, 2009 hremail 3184	View	N/A
You've never seen anything quite like these buttons! Come on, y'all, give me a little scroll lovin'!	April 21, 2008 – June 28, 2009 specially marked – email thunder	Watch	Listen
Oh! You! Are! Now! Scrollin' with the best! Scroll buttons put your mouse-clickin' finger to the test!	November 27, 2007 – April 20, 2008 yes, wrestling – rated	Watch	Listen
{Music is playing} Control your scrolls. Click and hold with scroll buttons! Ungh... {Music ends} This song is absent from the current menu.	August 13, 2007 – November 26, 2007 mini-golf – business trip	Watch	No link
Look around, I think you'll find, that these... buttons, are the scrolling kind.	January 22, 2007 – August 12, 2007 looking old – the paper	Watch	Listen
I'm scrollin' up high, you're scrollin' down low. I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow. Ooooooooooooh!	July 10, 2006 – January 22, 2007 redesign – what i want	Watch	Listen
Scroll buttons! Just do your job, just do your job, just do your job! This song was never featured, but is on the current menu. It was first heard in the Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack.	N/A	N/A	Listen
Scroll buttons never looked so good! Scrollin' up and down like you knew they would...	January 8, 2006 – July 10, 2006 high school – isp	Watch	Listen
Ooh, back on the scene! Scroll buttons gettin' mean, and I like to be a jerk, so we make a great team! This song was never featured, but is on the current menu. It was first heard in the Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack.	N/A	N/A	Listen
Scroll buttons and random, you can't handle 'em! Just the way I planned 'em! Everybody likes... you... friend!	September 12, 2005 – January 8, 2006 lady...ing – portrait	Watch	Listen
...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons.	June 6 – September 11, 2005 boring (really) – lady...ing	Watch	Listen
Scroll buttons and the Lappy, together at last. How you eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast?	November 29, 2004 – June 5, 2005 animal – do over	Watch	Listen
[edit] Compy 386
S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well!	November 8 – November 28, 2004 montage – virus	Watch	Listen
Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my email client. Huzzah!	August 16 – November 7, 2004 other days – extra plug	Watch	Listen
Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it!	April 20 – August 15, 2004 car – for kids	Watch	Listen
Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys! This song is absent from the current menu.	March 16 – April 19, 2004 flashback	Watch	No link
I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? Wha'.	January 19 – March 15, 2004 the bet – different town	Watch	Listen
The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin.	November 25, 2003 – January 18, 2004 colonization – video games	Watch	Listen
Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long!	September 15 – November 24, 2003 kids' book – local news	Watch	Listen
Scroll button, scroll buttons, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you!	August 4 – September 14, 2003 stunt double – kids' book	Watch	Listen
COACH Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack! STRONG BAD: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. This song is absent from the current menu.	May 19 – August 3, 2003 mascot – stunt double	Watch	No link
Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack!	March 31 – May 18, 2003 caper – crazy cartoon	Watch	Listen
Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0. {The Paper comes down}	January 20 – March 30, 2003 marzipan – autobiography	Watch	Listen
Scroll-a bot-ton-és! This song is absent from the current menu.	Unknown – January 19, 2003 Unknown – dragon	Watch	No link
Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities. This song is absent from the current menu.	Unknown Unknown	No link	No link
'Sup, my scrollies? You guys are looking good. This song is absent from the current menu.	September 9, 2002 – Unknown invisibility – Unknown	No link	No link
[edit] Tandy 400
Scroll buttons. What is UP?	July 29, 2002 – August 5, 2002 – September 8, 2002 property of ones – vacation (& sb_email 22)	No link	Listen
Scroll buttons... you guys okay? This song is absent from the current menu.	July 8, 2002 – July 29, 2002 sisters – helium	Watch	No link
Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together.	Unknown – June 25, 2002 Unknown – gimmicks	No link	Listen
Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.	March 4, 2002 – Unknown band names – Unknown	No link	Listen
[edit] Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack
COACH Z: Scroll buttons scrollin' off in a rage! STRONG BAD: I'm on a rampage! This song was never featured, and is absent from the current menu. It is only heard in the Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack.	N/A	No link	No link

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

The April 21, 2008 song had been on the site for 14 months and 7 days, then the longest period of time for any scroll button song. It has since been eclipsed by the Compé's run of 11 years and 4 months, though most of that time was during a site-wide hiatus.
The "scrolla but-ton-és" in the August 31, 2009 song is a callback to a much older "song", where that is all that Strong Bad said.

[edit] Remarks

The August 13, 2007 song is the only one to include instrumental music, and the button to whatever is playing the music can be heard being pressed at about the time Strong Bad hits enter on his computer.
The April 20, 2004 song references the addition of a draggable scroll bar with the line "Hold it, control it".

[edit] Inside References

The September 12, 2005 song refers to random.bat, which was released simultaneously with the rap.
The June 6, 2005 song is one of Marzipan's attempts at a scroll button song in replacement, which, interestingly enough, Strong Bad ridiculed as "the worst song [he] ever heard." The Brothers Chaps decided to use this as a scroll button song while they were recording the commentary for that email.
The rap duet between Coach Z and Strong Bad may be a reference to new hands, in which Coach Z first performs "These Peoples Try to Fade Me."
- The duet unique to Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack calls back to their duet in rampage.

[edit] Real-World References

In the November 8, 2004 rap, Strong Bad refers to Norman Rockwell, an early-20th-century painter.

[edit] External Links

This article requires information that is no longer accessible. Our records are currently incomplete, but you could help the wiki by contributing your knowledge on the matter. Missing: release date and email debut for "Scroll-a bot-ton-és!" Release date, email debut, last featured date, last email featured in, sound file for "Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities." Last featured date, last email featured in for "Scroll buttons. What is UP?" Release date, email debut for "Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together." Last featured date, last email featured in for "Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons."

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+[[Image:Scroll Button Song.png|thumb|"I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow!  Ooooooooooooh!"]]
+'''Scroll Button Songs''' (also referred to as '''Strong Bad Email raps''') are the [[songs]] that [[Strong Bad]] sings on the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[Strong Bad Email Menu|menu page]]. The list is ordered from the newest at the top, to the oldest at the bottom. A collection of the scroll button songs (from "Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons" to "Huzzah, on the mic...") was included on [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]]. Many previous songs can be heard by clicking the small checkered box below the scroll bar, with the song depending on the computer the menu is on.
-The '''Scroll Button Song''' (also referred to as '''Strong Bad Email raps''') is the song that [[Strong Bad]] does on the [[Strong Bad Email]] menu page. The list is ordered from the newest at the top, to the oldest at the bottom. A collection of the scroll button songs (from "Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons" to "Huzzah, on the mic...") was included on [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]].
+'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}
+==The Songs==
-__TOC__<br>
+{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3 style="border-collapse:collapse"
-{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
 |- bgcolor=#eeeeee
-! Song !! width="275" | Time Featured !! width="70" | Listen
+! Song !! style="width:350px;" | Time Featured !! style="width:100px;" | Flash Mirror !! style="width:100px;" | Sound File
+|-
+|colspan=4 align=center style="background-color:#EEEEEE"|
+===[[Lappier]]===
+|- id= "SB-2020-12-31"
+|Is it Lappi-''er'' or Lappi-''ay''? Scroll buttons, I hope you never scroll away! || December 31, 2020 {{-}} present<br />''[[the next april fools thing]] {{-}}'' || [[HR:sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong1_1.mp3|Listen]]
+|-
+|colspan=4 align=center style="background-color:#EEEEEE"|
+===[[Compé]]===
 |- id= "SB-2009-08-31"
-|It's the Comp&eacute;, and ya can't stop m&eacute; when we join forces with the scrolla but-''ton''-&eacute;s! || August 31, 2009 &ndash; present<br />''[[independent]] &ndash; '' || [[HR:sbemail.html|View the Menu]]
+|It's the Compé, and ya can't stop mé... when we join forces with the scrolla but-''ton''-és! || August 31, 2009 {{-}} December 31, 2020<br />''[[independent]] {{-}} [[the next april fools thing]]'' || [[oldhr:sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong2_1.mp3|Listen]]
+|-
+|colspan=4 align=center style="background-color:#EEEEEE"|
+===[[Corpy NT6]]===
 |- id= "SB-2009-07-13"
-|''{silence; Strong Bad is absent}'' || July 13, 2009 &ndash; August 30, 2009<br />''[[imaginary]] &ndash; [[independent]]'' || ''No link.''
+|''{silence; Strong Bad is absent}''<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This has no sound, and is not accessible from the current menu.'' || July 13, 2009 {{-}} August 30, 2009<br />''[[imaginary]] {{-}} [[independent]]''|| [[Mirror:20090713_sbemail.html|View]] || N/A
+|-
+|colspan=4 align=center style="background-color:#EEEEEE"|
+===[[Lappy 486]]===
 |- id= "SB-2009-06-29"
-|''{silence; Strong Bad is absent}'' ''(possibly due to the Lappy's destruction in [[hremail3184]])'' || June 29, 2009 &ndash; July 12, 2009<br />''[[hremail3184]]'' || ''No link.''
+|''{silence; Strong Bad is absent, possibly due to the Lappy's destruction in [[hremail 3184]]}''<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This has no sound, and is not accessible from the current menu.''</span> || June 29, 2009 {{-}} July 12, 2009<br />''[[hremail 3184]]'' || [[Mirror:20090629_sbemail.html|View]] || N/A
 |- id= "SB-2008-04-21"
-|You've never seen anything quite like these buttons! Come on, y'all, give me a little scroll lovin'! || April 21, 2008 &ndash; June 28, 2009<br />''[[specially marked]] &ndash; [[email thunder]]'' ||  [[Mirror:20080421_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|You've never seen anything quite like these buttons! Come on, y'all, give me a little scroll lovin'! || April 21, 2008 {{-}} June 28, 2009<br />''[[specially marked]] {{-}} [[email thunder]]'' ||  [[Mirror:20080421_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_10.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2007-11-27"
-|Oh, you are now scrollin' with the best! Scroll buttons put your mouse-clickin' finger to the test!|| November 27, 2007 &ndash; April 20, 2008<br />''[[yes, wrestling]] &ndash; [[rated]]'' || [[Mirror:20071127_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|Oh! You! Are! Now! Scrollin' with the best! Scroll buttons put your mouse-clickin' finger to the test! || November 27, 2007 {{-}} April 20, 2008<br />''[[yes, wrestling]] {{-}} [[rated]]'' || [[Mirror:20071127_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_9.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2007-08-13"
-|''{Music is playing}'' Control your scrolls. Click and hold with scroll buttons! Ungh... ''{Music ends}''|| August 13, 2007 &ndash; November 26, 2007<br />''[[mini-golf]] &ndash; [[business trip]]'' || [[Mirror:20070813_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|''{Music is playing}'' Control your scrolls. Click and hold with scroll buttons! Ungh... ''{Music ends}''<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This song is absent from the current menu.''</span> || August 13, 2007 {{-}} November 26, 2007<br />''[[mini-golf]] {{-}} [[business trip]]'' || [[Mirror:20070813_sbemail.html|Watch]] || ''No link''
 |- id= "SB-2007-01-22"
-|Look around, I think you'll find that these buttons are the scrolling kind. || January 22, 2007 &ndash; August 12, 2007<br />''[[looking old]] &ndash; [[the paper]]'' || [[Mirror:20070122_sbemail_lappy.html|Listen]]
+|Look around, I think you'll find, that these... buttons, are the scrolling kind. || January 22, 2007 {{-}} August 12, 2007<br />''[[looking old]] {{-}} [[the paper]]'' || [[Mirror:20070122_sbemail_lappy.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_8.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2006-07-10"
-|I'm scrollin' up high, you're scrollin' down low. I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow. Ooooooooooooh! || July 10, 2006 &ndash; January 22, 2007<br />''[[redesign]] &ndash; [[what I want]]'' || [[Mirror:20060710_sbemail_lappy.html|Listen]]
+|I'm scrollin' up high, you're scrollin' down low. I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow. Ooooooooooooh! || July 10, 2006 {{-}} January 22, 2007<br />''[[redesign]] {{-}} [[what i want]]'' || [[Mirror:20060710_sbemail_lappy.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_7.mp3|Listen]]
+|- id= "SB-do-your-job"
+|Scroll buttons! Just do your job, just do your job, just do your job!<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#009900">''This song was never featured, but is on the current menu. It was first heard in the [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack]].''</span> || N/A || N/A || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_6.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2006-01-08"
-|Scroll buttons never looked so good! Scrollin' up and down like you knew they would... || January 8, 2006 &ndash; July 10, 2006<br  />''[[highschool]] &ndash; [[isp]]'' || [[Mirror:20060108_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|Scroll buttons never looked so good! Scrollin' up and down like you knew they would... || January 8, 2006 {{-}} July 10, 2006<br  />''[[high school]] {{-}} [[isp]]'' || [[Mirror:20060108_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_5.mp3|Listen]]
+|- id= "SB-back-on-the-scene"
+|Ooh, back on the scene! Scroll buttons gettin' mean, and I like to be a jerk, so we make a great team!<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#009900">''This song was never featured, but is on the current menu. It was first heard in the [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack]].''</span> || N/A || N/A || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_4.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2005-09-12"
-|Scroll buttons and random, you can't handle 'em! Just the way I planned 'em! Everybody likes... you... friend! || September 12, 2005 &ndash; January 8, 2006 <br />''[[lady...ing]] &ndash; [[portrait]]'' || [[Mirror:20050912_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|Scroll buttons and random, you can't handle 'em! Just the way I planned 'em! Everybody likes... you... friend! || September 12, 2005 {{-}} January 8, 2006 <br />''[[lady...ing]] {{-}} [[portrait]]'' || [[Mirror:20050912_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_3.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2005-06-06"
-|...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons. || June 6 &ndash; September 11, 2005<br />''[[boring (really)]] &ndash; [[lady...ing]]'' ||  [[Mirror:20050606_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons. || June 6 {{-}} September 11, 2005<br />''[[boring (really)]] {{-}} [[lady...ing]]'' ||  [[Mirror:20050606_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_2.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2004-11-29"
-|Scroll buttons and the Lappy, together at last. How ''you'' eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? || November 29, 2004 &ndash; June 5, 2005<br />''[[animal]] &ndash; [[do over]]'' || [[Mirror:20041129_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|Scroll buttons and the Lappy, together at last. How ''you'' eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? || November 29, 2004 {{-}} June 5, 2005<br />''[[animal]] {{-}} [[do over]]'' || [[Mirror:20041129_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_1.mp3|Listen]]
+|-
+|colspan=4 align=center style="background-color:#EEEEEE"|
+===[[Compy 386]]===
 |- id= "SB-2004-11-08"
-|S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well! <br>
+|S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well!<!--Attention editors that may think that "Norman" should be changed to "normal": Norman Rockwell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Rockwell) was an early 20th century American painter. Get it? It's a play on words. See the talk page for details.--> || November 8 {{-}} November 28, 2004<br />''[[montage]] {{-}} [[virus]]'' || [[Mirror:20041108_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_9.mp3|Listen]]
-<!--Attention editors that may think that "Norman" should be changed to "normal": Norman Rockwell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Rockwell) was an early 20th century American painter. Get it?  It's a play on words. See the talk page for details.--> || November 8 &ndash; November 28, 2004<br />''[[montage]] &ndash; [[virus]]'' || [[Mirror:20041108_sbemail.html|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2004-08-16"
-| Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail client. Huzzah!  || August 16 &ndash; November 7, 2004<br />''[[other days]] &ndash; [[extra plug]]'' || [[Mirror:20040816_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+| Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my email client. Huzzah! || August 16 {{-}} November 7, 2004<br />''[[other days]] {{-}} [[extra plug]]'' || [[Mirror:20040816_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_7.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2004-04-20"
-|Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it! || April 20 &ndash; August 15, 2004<br />''[[car]] &ndash; [[for kids]]'' || [[Mirror:20040420_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it! || April 20 {{-}} August 15, 2004<br />''[[car]] {{-}} [[for kids]]'' || [[Mirror:20040420_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_6.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2004-03-16"
-|Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys! || March 16 &ndash; April 19, 2004<br />''[[flashback]]'' || [[Mirror:20040316_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys!<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This song is absent from the current menu.''</span> || March 16 {{-}} April 19, 2004<br />''[[flashback]]'' || [[Mirror:20040316_sbemail.html|Watch]] || ''No link''
 |- id= "SB-2004-01-19"
-|I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? Wha'. || January 19 &ndash; March 15, 2004<br />''[[the bet]] &ndash; [[different town]]'' || [[Mirror:20040119_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? Wha'. || January 19 {{-}} March 15, 2004<br />''[[the bet]] {{-}} [[different town]]'' || [[Mirror:20040119_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_8.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2003-11-25"
-|The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. || November 25, 2003 &ndash; January 18, 2004<br />''[[colonization]] &ndash; [[video games]]'' || [[Mirror:20031125_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. || November 25, 2003 {{-}} January 18, 2004<br />''[[colonization]] {{-}} [[video games]]'' || [[Mirror:20031125_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_4.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2003-09-15"
-|Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! || September 15 &ndash; November 24, 2003<br />''[[kids' book]] &ndash; [[local news]]'' || [[Mirror:20030915_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! || September 15 {{-}} November 24, 2003<br />''[[kids' book]] {{-}} [[local news]]'' || [[Mirror:20030915_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_5.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2003-08-04"
-|Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! || August 4 &ndash; September 14, 2003<br />''[[stunt double]] &ndash; [[kids' book]]'' || [[Mirror:20030804_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|Scroll button, scroll buttons, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! || August 4 {{-}} September 14, 2003<br />''[[stunt double]] {{-}} [[kids' book]]'' || [[Mirror:20030804_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_3.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2003-05-19"
-|'''COACH Z:''' And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!<br>'''STRONG BAD:''' Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. || May 19 &ndash; August 3, 2003<br />''[[mascot]] &ndash; [[stunt double]]'' || [[Mirror:20030519_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|'''COACH Z:''' And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!<br>'''STRONG BAD:''' Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack.<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This song is absent from the current menu.''</span> || May 19 {{-}} August 3, 2003<br />''[[mascot]] {{-}} [[stunt double]]'' || [[Mirror:20030519_sbemail.html|Watch]] || ''No link''
 |- id= "SB-2003-03-31"
-|Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! || March 31 &ndash; May 18, 2003<br />''[[caper]] &ndash; [[crazy cartoon]]'' || [[Mirror:20030331_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! || March 31 {{-}} May 18, 2003<br />''[[caper]] {{-}} [[crazy cartoon]]'' || [[Mirror:20030331_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_2.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2003-01-20"
-|Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0.  {[[The Paper]] comes down}|| January 20 &ndash; March 30, 2003<br />''[[marzipan]] &ndash; [[autobiography]]'' || [[Mirror:20030120_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0. ''{[[The Paper]] comes down}'' || January 20 {{-}} March 30, 2003<br />''[[marzipan]] {{-}} [[autobiography]]'' || [[Mirror:20030120_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_1.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2003-01-19"
-|Scroll-a boTOnès! || ''Unknown'' &ndash; January 19, 2003<br />''Unknown &ndash; [[dragon]]'' || [[Mirror:20030119_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|Scroll-a bot-''ton''-és!<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This song is absent from the current menu.''</span> || ''Unknown'' {{-}} January 19, 2003<br />''Unknown {{-}} [[dragon]]'' || [[Mirror:20030119_sbemail.html|Watch]] || ''No link''
 |- id= "SB-2002-scriggities"
-|Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities. || ''Unknown''<br />''Unknown'' || ''No link.''
+|Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities.<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This song is absent from the current menu.''</span> || ''Unknown''<br />''Unknown'' || ''No link'' || ''No link''
 |- id= "SB-2002-09-09"
-|'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good. || September 9, 2002 &ndash; ''Unknown''<br />''[[invisibility]] &ndash; Unknown'' || ''No link.''
+|'Sup, my scrollies? You guys are looking good.<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This song is absent from the current menu.''</span> || September 9, 2002 {{-}} ''Unknown''<br />''[[invisibility]] {{-}} Unknown'' || ''No link'' || ''No link''
+|-
+|colspan=4 align=center style="background-color:#EEEEEE"|
+===[[Tandy 400]]===
 |- id= "SB-2002-07-29"
-|Scroll buttons. What is UP? || July 29, 2002 &ndash; August 5, 2002 &ndash; September 8, 2002<br />''[[property of ones]] &ndash; [[vacation]] (& [[sb_email 22]])'' || ''No link.''
+|Scroll buttons. What is UP? || July 29, 2002 {{-}} August 5, 2002 {{-}} September 8, 2002<br />''[[property of ones]] {{-}} [[vacation]] (& [[sb_email 22]])'' || ''No link'' || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong5_3.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2002-07-08"
-|Scroll buttons... you guys okay?  || July 8, 2002 &ndash; July 29, 2002<br />''[[sisters]] &ndash; [[helium]]'' || [[Mirror:20020708_sbemail.html|Listen]]
+|Scroll buttons... you guys okay?<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This song is absent from the current menu.''</span> || July 8, 2002 {{-}} July 29, 2002<br />''[[sisters]] {{-}} [[helium]]'' || [[Mirror:20020708_sbemail.html|Watch]] || ''No link''
 |- id= "SB-2002-together"
-|Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together.  || ''Unknown'' &ndash; June 25, 2002<br />''Unknown &ndash; [[gimmicks]]'' || ''No link.''
+|Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together. || ''Unknown'' {{-}} June 25, 2002<br />''Unknown {{-}} [[gimmicks]]'' || ''No link'' || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong5_2.mp3|Listen]]
 |- id= "SB-2002-03-04"
-|Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.  || March 4, 2002 &ndash; ''Unknown''<br />''[[band names]] &ndash; Unknown'' || ''No link.''
+|Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons. || March 4, 2002 {{-}} ''Unknown''<br />''[[band names]] {{-}} Unknown'' || ''No link'' || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong5_1.mp3|Listen]]
+|-
+|colspan=4 align=center style="background-color:#EEEEEE"|
+===[[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack]]===
+|- id= "SB-rampage"
+|'''COACH Z:''' Scroll buttons scrollin' off in a rage!<br>'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm on a rampage!<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This song was never featured, and is absent from the current menu. It is only heard in the [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack]].''</span> || N/A || ''No link'' || ''No link''
 |}
 ==Fun Facts==
+===Trivia===
+*The April 21, 2008 song had been on the site for 14 months and 7 days, then the longest period of time for any scroll button song. It has since been eclipsed by the Compé's run of 11 years and 4 months, though most of that time was during a site-wide hiatus.
+*The "scrolla but-ton-és" in the August 31, 2009 song is a callback to a much older "song", where that is all that Strong Bad said.
 ===Remarks===
-*The August 13th, 2007 song is the only one to include instrumental music, and the button to whatever is playing the music can be heard being pressed at about the time Strong Bad hits enter on his computer.
+*The August 13, 2007 song is the only one to include instrumental music, and the button to whatever is playing the music can be heard being pressed at about the time Strong Bad hits enter on his computer.
+*The April 20, 2004 song references the addition of a draggable scroll bar with the line "Hold it, control it".
 ===Inside References===
-*The September 12, 2005 song refers to [[Random Toon|random.bat]] which was released simultaneously with the rap.
+*The September 12, 2005 song refers to [[Random Toon|random.bat]], which was released simultaneously with the rap.
-*The June 6, 2005 song is one of [[Marzipan|Marzipan's]] attempts at a scroll button song in [[replacement]], which, interestingly enough, Strong Bad ridiculed as "the worst song [he] ever heard." [[The Brothers Chaps]] decided to use this as a scroll button song while they were [[replacement#Commentary_Transcript|recording the commentary]] for that email.
+*The June 6, 2005 song is one of [[Marzipan]]'s attempts at a scroll button song in [[replacement]], which, interestingly enough, Strong Bad ridiculed as "the worst song [he] ever heard." [[The Brothers Chaps]] decided to use this as a scroll button song while they were [[replacement#Commentary Transcript|recording the commentary]] for that email.
-*The rap duet between [[Coach Z]] and Strong Bad may be a reference to [[new hands]], in which Coach Z first performs "[[These peoples try to fade me]]."
+*The rap duet between [[Coach Z]] and Strong Bad may be a reference to [[new hands]], in which Coach Z first performs "[[These Peoples Try to Fade Me]]."
+**The duet unique to [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack]] calls back to their duet in [[rampage]].
 ===Real-World References===
-*In the November 8, 2004 rap, Strong Bad refers to [[Wikipedia:Norman Rockwell|Norman Rockwell]], an early-20th-century painter.  The phrase "I rock well" is from the [[Wikipedia:Beastie Boys|Beastie Boys]] song ''[[Wikipedia:Licensed to Ill|Brass Monkey]]''.
+*In the November 8, 2004 rap, Strong Bad refers to {{w|Norman Rockwell}}, an early-20th-century painter.
 ==External Links==
 *[[HR:sbemail.html|Strong Bad Email menu]]
-*[[HR:sbemail_lappy.swf|view the Flash file for Strong Bad Email Menu]]
+*[[HR:sbemail_compe.swf|view the Flash file for the Strong Bad Email menu]]
+{{missinginfo|release date and email debut for "Scroll-a bot-''ton''-és!" Release date, email debut, last featured date, last email featured in, sound file for "Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities." Last featured date, last email featured in for "Scroll buttons. What is UP?" Release date, email debut for "Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together." Last featured date, last email featured in for "Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons."}}
 {{StrongBadEmailInfo}}
 {{subtitlesLinks|sbemail}}
-[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Lists]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]
+[[Category:Lists]]
+[[Category:Songs]]
+[[Category: Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 2]]
+[[Category: Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3]]

Strong Bad Email Info
Site Components	Menu (Scroll Button Songs), Irregular Back Links, Irregular URLs, Page Titles, Descriptions, Podstar Runner (2006)
Emails by	Title, Length, Intros (DVD, Part 1; Part 2), Subject, Greeting, Closing, Sender, Place, Outros, Release Dates
Running Gags	Intros Relevant to the Email, Crapfully Yours, Until Next Time..., DELETED, Draw Trogdor Again, How do you type with boxing gloves on? Spin-offs, Emails Edited by Strong Bad, Emails Taken in a Different Direction Abdi LaRue, Ali and Ali's Sister, Bogus Mathematical Theorems, DNA Evidence, Edgar, Tape-leg Email Number References, Acknowledged Update Delays Background Emails, Nonexistent Emails
Technology	Strong Bad's Computers (Malfunctioning, Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities, Relationships, Stylized Text), Papers (Preeeeow), Floppy Disk Container
Analysis	Statistics, Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval, Poorly Written Emails

Scroll Button Songs

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