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Contents 1 Fancy Suits 1.1 Appearances 1.1.1 Homestar Runner Characters 1.1.2 Wiki Users 1.2 Gallery 2 Background Emails 2.1 Appearances 3 For To 3.1 Appearances 3.2 See Also 4 kitchen appliances 4.1 Transcript 4.2 Easter Eggs 4.3 Fun Facts 4.3.1 Explanations 4.3.2 Trivia 4.3.3 Remarks 4.3.4 Goofs 4.3.5 Inside References 4.3.6 Real-World References 4.3.7 Fast Forward 4.4 DVD Version 4.4.1 Commentary Transcript 4.4.2 Fun Facts 4.5 External Links 5 Youtube Uploads 5.1 List

Fancy Suits

While most residents in the Homestar Runner universe typically wear casual clothing, there are instances where characters will wear formal suit jackets.

Appearances

Homestar Runner Characters

• The Announcer is always seen in a purple suit jacket or a black tuxedo jacket.
• Main Page 11 — Homestar wears a blue suit jacket.
• The House That Gave Sucky Treats — Homsar wears a black suit jacket and a red tie as part of his costume.
• Email stand-up — During the talent show, Strong Bad wore a fake tuxedo T-Shirt.
• Email sb_email 22 — The Cheat wears a suit as Strong Bad's public relations advisor.
• Ballad of The Sneak — The Barbershop Trio all wear suit jackets. They appear again in Fish Eye Lens.
• Email different town (Easter egg) — Eh Steve! wears a tuxedo in a drawing by Lem Sportsinterviews.
• Email rampage — Strong Bad wears a black suit jacket as a part of his legal rampage.
• Email modeling — Strong Bad poses with a black suit jacket and purple shirt.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 — Arrow'd Guy is seen wearing a cyan suit jacket while proposing to The Ugly One.
• Email senior prom — Homestar wears a black tuxedo for the senior prom and all members of All the King's Men! wear blue tuxedo jackets.
• Halloween Awards Show — Bubs is shown wearing a black tuxedo jacket and a tuxedo front.
• Email your funeral — Homestar wears a black suit jacket and tie for Strong Bad's funeral.
• Email rough copy — The Cheat wears a suit as Strong Bad's lawyer.
• Email business trip — The Cheat wears a suit for his framed company portrait.
• Email hremail3184 — Strong Sad is shown wearing a black tuxedo.
• I Killed Pom Pom — Strong Bad wears a dark gray suit as part of his Mac Tonight costume.

Wiki Users

• User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc — G-m'n likes pop tarts, but not pop tarts on his tuxedo suit.
  • Gfdgsgxgzgdrc got pop tarts on his tuxedo suit in this one cartoon Gfd's Great Pop Tart Tuxedo Suit Adventure.
• User:Purple Wrench — Purple Wrench would sponsor a line of suits fitted for various kinds of wrenches. This would make it impossible to say that wrenches cannot wear suits.
• User:Catjaz63 — When Catjaz wears a suit, he is called Business Catjaz.
• User:RickTommy — Rick wears a suit, but Tommy doesn't.
• User:JoeyDay — Joey only wears tuxedo suits on special occasions and holidays (like Joey Day, for example).
• User:The Knights Who Say Ni — Knights usually don't wear tuxedos.
• User:Mee — /me had only ever heard "dickie" in reference to that shirt front. But don't treat him as an authority on fancy clothing.
• User:SRMX12 — He wears a tuxedo whenever he goes to a fancy dress ball. However, he hasn't gone to any yet.
• User:DeFender1031 — Sometimes he DeFends his tuxedo suit, 1,031 times.
• User:DorianGray — "Dorian" wears "Gray" (tuxedos).
• User:Im man
• User:Espemon333
• User:Jay
• User:Has Matt?
• User:Invisible Robot Fish
• User:Willy on Wheels — Wears a tuxedo suit ON WHEELS!
• User:NSMC vandal
• HRWiki:Sandbox — Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!

Gallery

First fancy suit on the site!	Homestar Runner Action News!	"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"	"Is it cardboard or is it pizza?"
The Junior Executive Of Not Having To Go On Pointless Business Trips	[some image caption]	Eh! Steven!	Arrowed II!

This gallery is incomplete. You can help and stuff by expanding it.

Background Emails

Occasionally, a Strong Bad Email will be seen in the background of a toon and is not acknowledged or explained. These include emails that were sent to Strong Bad as well as responses to emails that it seems that Strong Bad has typed.

Appearances

• Email personal favorites — In two Easter eggs, two unread emails are shown on Strong Bad's computers.

Dear Strong Bad,

Are you are real wrestle-man? I'm hope that u r.
-Pred

Sup Strong Bad,
Do that thing you do that one time. I
wasn't watching and I missed it.
Forever young,
Zebbadee

• Email the paper — During the flashback showing past experiences with The Paper, several emails are seen in the background.

a> See there Tompo,
wasted youth. I
six or eleven

a> Kick the booty all day long, I
say. But, ya know, maybe not.

]Look, Darius, if you want me to eat a Philly cheesesteak
instead of answering an email this week, you got it. No
skin off my back. I'll eat a couple-a Tastykakes while I'm
at it, too. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta skee-dat.

• DNA Evidence — While Homestar Runner is in the computer room, an email is shown on the Lappy 486.

Hi. Yeah, go ahead and very safely enter most of your
credit card numbers onto this Lappy. It will safen it all
out.

Thanks,
The Strong Badagement

• The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw — When Strong Bad finishes reading the story, text is shown on the Compy 386 in the background.

a>So there you have it Mondy. That's
why I always wear leaky boots to
thrift stores and real
estate seminars. Don't you
wish you could too?

For To

The phrase "for to" is sometimes said by the peoples... and stuff.

Appearances

• Store Thank You Messages — The page title is "Thank you so much for to buying our crap!!".
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0 — Strong Bad mentions that he's waiting in the bushes "for to give [Marzipan] the million punches in the face".
• slumber party (DVD Commentary) — Matt Chapman says "For to take slumber".
• Strong Bad Classics! — The Porridge Maiden catches an ocelot "for to sup".

See Also

• Might Could
• Deliberately Poor English

kitchen appliances

This article is about the Strong Bad Email. For the Strong Bad's kitchen appliance computers in sbemail206, see Items#Strong Bad's Kitchen Appliances.

Strong Bad and Homestar check an email together about what kitchen appliance they would be.

Cast (in order of appearance): Gavin, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The King of Town, Food Processor, Coach Z, Marzipan

Places: Computer Room

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Monday, September 26, 2005

Running Time: 2:21

Page Title: Lappy 486

DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc Five

Transcript

{Cut to the Lappy. Gavin is crawling on the screen. The lights are out. Strong Bad is not present. The lights suddenly turn on and Gavin crawls away.}

STRONG BAD: {Walks in} Ahem. {out of key} Email song that's really GREeaat?!

{The Lappy buzzes and displays "ERROR - insufficient email song."}

STRONG BAD: What?! Must be outta practice. Okay, here goes... song is long, is long, is long, is song is an email song.

{A "thump" is heard and the lappy shakes.}

STRONG BAD: Well, sorry! Jeez! You don't have to get violent.

{Some more thumps.}

STRONG BAD: Wait a minute, what is that?!

{Cut to wide.}

{Homestar Runner has made a small shanty underneath the desk. A sign says "Homestar's Place." Homestar has a juice box skewered on a stick and is roasting it over a flashlight.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh hey, Strong Bad. Juice box?

STRONG BAD: Homestar! Since when did I say you could take up residence underneath my sbemail desk?!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, well, you hadn't used it in so long I just figured... you know... squatter's rights.

STRONG BAD: I'm about to squat on your rights if you don't get outta here, you filthy hobo!

{Homestar stands up}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw, come on, Mr. Roper! I could help out around the house! I'm a real super athlete. You oughta see me climb and stuff. Maybe you should introduce me to—

STRONG BAD: Yeah, alright shut up. I suppose I could use your help. The Lappy's broken and it says I need some bozo to sing it an email song or else I can't check-a my email.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh! Email songs are my forte. Or perhaps my fiftay!

{Cut to Lappy. Both Homestar and Strong Bad's heads are reflected into the screen.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ya gotta, email ding-dong ding-dong, I wanna, email ding-dong ding-dong, I gotta—.

{The Lappy displays "Close enough" and the email comes up.}

subject: kitchen appliance

Dear STRONG BAD!!!
If you could be a kitchen appliance what would it be? and why?
waiting in anticipation.

Victoria AUS

{They both start reading at the same time.}

STRONG BAD: Hey, one at a time!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, okay.

{Strong Bad starts reading the email from the beginning. Homestar does too, at the same time, albeit in a higher voice.}

STRONG BAD: Stoopface! Look, I'll tell ya what. We'll alternate words. Dear...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Dear... I mean, STRONG!

STRONG BAD: BAD!

{This continues. Homestar reads "Victoria". Strong Bad says:}

STRONG BAD: from austree-alia-lenberger combo. Well, Vicky—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: — you worthless sack o' crap!

STRONG BAD: Homestar, no! She might be slightly attractive...or loaded.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Just tryin' to help.

{Homestar's head leaves the screen.}

STRONG BAD: Well, Vischyssoise, who hasn't spent romantic nights in front of the fireplace, gazing into that special someone's eyes, talking about what kitchen appliance they would be? I had {small cough} girlfriend in {small cough} college that used to want to be a panini press. In fact that was her name I think. Good ol', hot ol' Panini Press. But I always saw myself as a beigish-tan 200 cc food processor called the Oh-bliterator Thousand! I'd look as much like me as a food processor possibly could.

{Cut to a beige food processor.}

STRONG BAD: ...which apparently isn't very much. i'd have four my-mouth colored buttons labelled puree, frappe—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Crushe, smushe, and offe. {The buttons appear as he says them.}

STRONG BAD: Potatoes would curly-cue themselves at the very sight of me! I could julienne a phonebook into a metal can. And maybe turn whatsit into gold!

{Cut to the King of Town sitting in his castle, watching TV. He spit-takes.}

KING OF TOWN: EXCUSE ME?!

{Cut to the Oh-bliterator Thousand on a counter}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {offscreen} It would have cool flames all on it and gashuffers comin' out of the sides, and shoot lasers at hot girls!

{Cool flames and gashuffers appear on it. It shoots lasers, and there are some female screams.}

STRONG BAD: Homestar, NO! {Cut to the Computer Room} You don't need to go all Strong Bad on this one. No lasers this time!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Cool flames!!

STRONG BAD: BEIGISH TAN!!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: GASHUFFERS!!

{Cut to the Oh-bliterator Thousand. A mouth and eyes appear on the food processor.}

FOOD PROCESSOR: STOP FIGHTING! STOP FIGHTING! ALL YOU GUYS EVER DO ANYMORE IS FIGHT! AND I'M SICK OF IT! I'M GOING TO MY ROOM!

{It storms off the counter. Cut to the computer room.}

STRONG BAD: Woah. Guess we upset our imaginary food processor stepson.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, he's just going through a phase. AND NO INTENDO, YOUNG MAN! YOU HEAR ME?!

{A yellow explosion shape pops up that reads "That's Right!"}

STRONG BAD: That's right! You get the Oh-bliterator, the cleaning kit, and the interesting branch all for only 20 low payments of 4 easy installments!

{The objects appear as he says them.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I'd be a fork! {Cut to a fork against a blue background.} A taped up fork! {Tape covers the fork.} A brown taped up fork! {The fork turns brown.} We'd live right next to each other on Mother Goose's countertop! We would alternate words while reciting clever rhymes that help kids remember to do their chores.

{It shows them on a counter top in their kitchen appliance forms.}

HOMESTAR AND STRONG BAD: {Alternating, with Strong Bad starting and ending} Make your bed, or you'll be dead, by morning.

{A green plastic bag sealer bounces onscreen and repeats, higher:}

COACH Z: By morning!

{Cut to Marzipan}

MARZIPAN: Excuse me!

{Cut to Strong Bad, Homestar, and Coach Z crammed on the kitchen counter in various ways.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, hey, Marzipan, we was just uh, looking
HOMESTAR RUNNER: out
STRONG BAD: from
HOMESTAR RUNNER: within
COACH Z: ourselves?!

MARZIPAN: {in a sarcastic tone} I really don't know why you guys don't have girlfriends.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: But what about—?

MARZIPAN: You heard me.

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• Click on Homestar's head at the end to see the kitchen appliance variations. (Strong Bad as the Oh-bliterator Thousand, Homestar's version of the Oh-Bliterator Thousand, the mouth and eyes on the Oh-bliterator Thousand, Homestar as the brown taped-up fork, and Coach Z as the plastic sealer bag.)
• Click on Strong Bad's mouth to see a commercial:

{Cut to a burger shaped like Australia}

ANNOUNCER: {In a fast-speaking, quiet voice} Try the austree-alia-lenburger combo. For a limited time, pay ten dollars and eighty-nine cents. This isn't one of our best burgers. I wouldn't recommend it. Comes with fries and a milkshake. Certain children get prizes.

Fun Facts

Explanations

• The lights are off and Gavin is shown on the Lappy because it had been 7 weeks since the previous Strong Bad Email.
  • There was a similar occurrence of this in the email army.
• Vichyssoise is a thick soup made of puréed leeks, onions, potatoes, cream, and chicken stock.

Trivia

• The label so the disk in the floppy disk container reads "low G man".
• The email heavily acknowledges the seven-week delay since the previous email.
• Marzipan broke up with Homestar at the end of the email.

Remarks

• Clicking on Gavin at the beginning of the email still makes the Lappy 486 respond with the ripple effect, as if you were clicking directly on the screen.

Goofs

• When Strong Bad turns around to see Homestar under his desk, his laces disappear for one frame.
• When the food processor storms off the counter, he disappears just before the scene changes.
• When Homestar and Strong Bad start fighting, the words 'Lappy 486' are further to the left than usual.

Inside References

• Strong Bad mentions having a girlfriend in college.
• Strong Bad as a food processor could maybe turn whatsit into gold.
• The burger commercial Easter egg is similar to the Homestar Jr. commercial from Where's The Cheat?. The phrase "Certain children get prizes" is from that toon.

Real-World References

• The email contains a reference to Nintendo.
• Mr. Roper was the hard-nosed landlord in Three's Company.

Fast Forward

• Homestar roasting a juicebox will later end up as part of 4 branches, but using a real fire instead of a flashlight.

DVD Version

• The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

Commentary Transcript

MIKE: {while Gavin is on the Lappy} Looks like we took a long break after this— before this one, not after this one.

MATT: We may have taken one after it too. {pause} Gavin— When Gavin shows up on your doorstep— darkens your doorstep. {pause} Talk about it, Mike.

MIKE: Uh... it's early in the morning for us today. {Matt laughs} It's our first commentary of the day.

MATT: Uh, so... uh, we uh, thought about, uh... when we made this—

MIKE: {simultaneously} Making a... a geddup noise email, instead.

MATT: Right.

MIKE: ...when we made this.

MATT: We should... we should do that sometime.

MIKE: Make a geddup noise email.

{pause}

MIKE: Is— Is he going to eat that juice box?

MATT: {laughs} So, um... what kitchen appliance would you be, Mike?

MIKE: I would be a... not— b— I don't know, Mike!

MATT: Yeah, uh, I would be, like, a refridgerator. Or maybe a microwave.

{short pause}

MATT: Good ol' Panini Press.

MIKE: {overlapping Matt, indistinguishable}

MATT: We, um— We were originally going to... animate the potatoes curly-cuing themselves at the sight of the Oh-bliterator.

MIKE: I— we didn't know how to illustrate that.

{pause}

MATT: Go—

MIKE: Ah— say something, Matt!

MATT: Uh, baseball!

MIKE: Okay, that's uh, some—

MATT: Lemke!

{laughing}

MIKE: We're not commenting on the email much.

MATT: Sam Beam! Sam Rockwell! {pause} Jim James!

MIKE: You're still— {laughs} You're still saying... something. {pause} Uh, no Intendo, Matt.

MATT: We had a Intendo... when we was kids.

MIKE: Ohhh yeah...

MATT: We— That's where we got the inspiration for some of the Videlectrix games.

MIKE: We had the uh, Atari...

MATT: Intendo...

MIKE: Super Intendo... and uh, is that all?

MATT: I— I think it is, Mike.

MIKE: I don't remember.

MATT: It was a long time ago.

{pause}

MATT: Y— uh, I guess Coach Z would be, like, a plastic—

MIKE: A green plastic sealer bag.

MATT: Or something. Whatever that is. D— did I draw that, or—?

MIKE: No, no I think I did.

MATT: Yeah, it looks bad.

MIKE: When did they all get on the counter like that?

MIKE: And why? {laughs}

{pause until end} {microphone bumps}

MATT: {softly} Was that all right?

Fun Facts

• The original script featuring the geddup noise is documented at Sbemail 136 Alternate Versions.
• Matt references LEMKE.
• Sam Beam is a folk rock singer-songwriter whose stage name is Iron and Wine.
• Sam Rockwell is an indie film actor.
• Jim James is a vocalist for the Kentucky-based band My Morning Jacket.
• Mike and Matt mentioned they had an Atari and Nintendo.

External Links

• watch "kitchen appliances"
• view the Flash file for "kitchen appliances"
• forum thread re: "kitchen appliances"

Strong Bad Emails
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Bonus Emails: Greeting Cards | E-mail Birds | Videro Games | Family Resemblence | Real-Live E-Mails | Accent | Comic Book Movie

Youtube Uploads

List

Release Date	Toon	Watch	Running Time
1March 31, 2009	guitar	watch	1:36
2March 31, 2009	techno	watch	1:18
3March 31, 2009	comic	watch	2:04
4March 31, 2009	dragon	watch	3:30
5March 31, 2009	japanese cartoon	watch	2:06
6March 31, 2009	kids' book	watch	2:06
7March 31, 2009	virus	watch	4:09
8April 1, 2009	bottom 10	watch	4:43
9April 1, 2009	death metal	watch	3:56
10May 12, 2009	Everybody to the Limit	watch	1:57