User:Stux/Strong Bad Email Emails

Dear Strong Bad,

Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing
gloves off before you go to bed?

Sincerely,
Abdi LaRue

San Diego, CA

Hi Strong Bad,

If you hate Homsar so much,
why don't you kill him?

-Vinnie C.

Dear Mr Bad,

How do you know if someone's butt is stupid?
I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test?
Crapfully yours,

Tyler

Homestar Hair
downloading...

Dear Strong Bad..,

Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend
won't... mostly because he's jealous of you.
I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang,
but nothing seems to work out. Please help
me Strong Bad...

Kissless in Santa Rosa

Dear Strong Bad,

Tell Strong Sad he is dumb and a crappy guy ,
Your fan,
Anthony

from South Gate CA

Dear Strongbad,

I want to have the bestest halloween
costume ever this year. How can I make
a strongbad costume?
With crap,

Ben from Ohio University

Dear Strong Bad,

Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it,
I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous
you are. I love the way you walk around without
your shirt on so confidently. Anyways, I
was wondering if you would like to go
out sometime. Give me a call, Pom-
Pom has my number.

Hopefully yours,

Brian

i love u
-fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf

Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden

Maine and I was wondering if you could teach
me how to be as awesome as you. I am a
vampire and

If you are so evil, how come you don't rule

the world or at least some kind of field?

Mike, UK

Dear Mr. Bad

We regret to inform you that your credit card
has expired. To keep your account, we will need
you to send your old credit card number and
expiration date, as well as a new one so we can
make the change. We promise we are real and
not just trying to steal your money.

John, and some other people

who aren't scam artists

hey my name is great looking girl strong bad!
i she be your girlfriend.

dear strong bad,

do you ever feed the ducks? personally i think feeding
the ducks is the greatest thing in the world. what are
your thoughts on this subject?

your friend,

ron kiwi

Dear strong bad,

how do you do it . teach me some of your trick's.

With crap,

T.J.

hey strong bad,

help us come up with a name for our band. i was
thinking about 'invisible robot fish' or 'for good or
for awesome.' hurry up please, we have our first
show tomorrow.
you rule

- dan

Dear Strong Bad,

My girlfriend is really annoying because she calls
me when I'm trying to study. What should I do?

Crapfully yours,

Roy

dear strong bad,

ur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any
stand up comidic stuff?

crapfully crappy,

joe p.

Dear strong bad,

my brothers are always telling me that your
legs are made of tape, is that true?
-Nicolas

Dear Strong Bad,

Why do you hate Homestar so much? He seems
like a nice guy to me.
Caitlyn

Do you have a secret crush with marzipan?
steve
sterling, VA

Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Mike,
Bend Oregon

Dear Strong Bad,

Are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap?
Where did the word crap come from?

Crapfully crapfully,
Chad

Strong Bad,
Your last email was pathetic. I was disappointed.
Come on, you can do better than that! This is like
the highlight of my week.
Suprised at your lack of humor,
Sue

dear mr bad

make a cartoon with only u in it and then
just u do the commentary
crapful

geroge

Hi Strong Bad,

I'm from England. What do you think of
the English?

Thank you,

Mark

What would you do if a little animal came

up to you.

crapfully yours,

Ashley and Anthony

DEAR STRONG BAD,

IS IT HARD TO FLIP SOMEONE
OFF WiTH BOXING GLOVES ON?
VERY CRAPFULLY:

PHYLO D

Is that blue diamond kinda thing on your

forehead the source of all your super
powers? Or is it merely decorative?

Aaron C.

dear strong bad,

i want to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts
University, just like you. Please let me know
how i can accomplish this goal.
thank you.

Margo

Dear Strong Bad,

If you had three wishes, what would the second
one be?

Much Crap,
Brandon Hofer
Judson College

Elgin, IL

hello strong bad,

don't you think it would be funny if you glued
strong sad's hands to his face? I think it would be...

alex

medford, nj

Dear Strong bad:

Why is it that your superhero name does not end
in "man" just like Superman, Spiderman. etc, etc...

Your friend

Stiny

Strong Bad,

My vcr keeps blinking 12:00 over and over. Do you
have any suggestions on how to fix it?

Thankyou,

Cory Dewey-Smith

DEAR STRONGBAD

MY GIRLFRIEND WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE
BECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL
HER THAT I AM COOL AND YOU ARE TAKEN.
SINCERELY
YOUR JEALOUS FAN,

DANIEL

Hey Strong Bad,

Happy Flag Day! I bet you have a totally awesome
flag for Strong Badia. You should share it with us.

Your pal,
Pablo

Phoenix

Dear Strong Bad,

Do you remember when you would answer emails and
be funny without some sort of gimmick? I do, I miss
those days.

With a lot of crap,

Mike W

Everett, MA

what is the weirdest dream

you've ever had?

-marie

Strong Bad,

My sister and me think you are so cool.
Do you have a girlfriend? There is two of us.
Yours,

Ali

hello,
I am write single to salute and wait
for answer again

Hey Strong Bad whats up?

Can you play the Guitar?

Derek Highet

Northern California

Strong Bad,

How do I deal with the office dullard?

Jason

Dear Strong Bad,

What do you sound like when you breathe helium?

Shack

Whittier

Hey Strong Bad,

How's it hanging? Last weekend I almost drank a one
that was not cold. Has this ever happened to you?

Dan Waters

Dallas, TX

Dear Strong Bad,

You must be a very busy man. You should think
about a vacation.

Filled with crap,

BrothaCheese

strong bad,

what would you do if you were
invisable for one day????

sin studly17

Hey Strong Bad,

If someone made a Strong Bad
action figure, what kind of
awesome stuff would it be able
to do?

Kyle Rechsteiner

San Mateo, CA

Dear, Strong Bad!

Here is some little questions:
1. Has you some time play football?
2. How did you seen out when you was a
baby?
3. How did you think you came's to
seen out when you are wery old?

Viklas

Sweden

Dear Strong Bad,

When you go fishing, do you use any
sort of special lure or jig to
attract the fishs?

David Jacobus

Astoria, NY

Hey Strong Bad, do you like techno at

all? If you do, what kind.

Silent J

WASSUP!

YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE IT MOST WHEN
YOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS.

ANDREW

Hey Strong Bad,

If you had both your hands removed at
the wrists and could not have them
replaced with prosthetic hands, what
2 things would you have them replaced
with?

- Ryan

Toronto

Yo yo, Strong Bad!

Are there any ghosts in Strongbadia?

Your Favorite Cowboys,
Josh, John & Doug

Nashville, TN

Dear Strong Bad,

I am the president of a fraternity,
and I was wondering if you would come
to our next party. It's gonna be a
theme party, so it won't happen for
awhile, until we can think of a good
theme. Can you think of one? Thanks.

Matt,

Rochester, NY

Email #1

Dear strong bad,
Can you please write a book about
come-back jokes!
Mike

Canada

Email #2
Dear Stong Bad,
what are some cool ways to spell
different words? example, fat = phat

matt

Email #3
Strong Bad,
What is your favorite leg?

Jess and Tiff
Los Angeles, CA

Email #4
Dear Strong Bad
How do you type with gloves on
your hands?

Scott
Surrey BC Canada

Dear Strong Bad.

I want to start a new website but I
don't have any ideas of what to do for
my website. I was wondering if you
could give me some ideas for my new
website. This website will be cool and
I'll e-mail you when I'm done.

Sincerely Yours:

James

Dear Strong Bad,

What would you do if you where stuck
on an desert island with Homestar
Runner?

Yami Yugi

England

Can you make a comic about my friends?

Tey are totally obsessed with you.
Their names are Virginia, Joy,
Kristen, and Jennifer. I would really
appriciate it.

Thank You.

Brittany

Hey Strong Bad-

Whats up? What is your morning
routine?

Mike S.

Gibsonia, Pa

Dear Strong Bad,

I think the Cheat is the coolest
thing ever, but why can't I
understand him? Please tell the
Cheat to talk normal.

Sincerely,

Cory, North Dakota

Hey man,

I was just wondering what your
current status with the ladies is?

Jordan Reynolds

New Hampshire

Dear Strong Bad,

what would you look like as a
japanese cartoon and what would
it be about?

-james f.

Hey Strong Bad,

Can you draw a dragon? I want to see
your skills of an artist.

well, g2g,
kaizer

CA

Strong Bad,

So, if you're so good with the ladies,
how come I never see you with any? The
only female I've seen even near you is
Marzipan, and she doesn't seem to
like you very much.

Ok, bye.

Emily C., Ohio

Dear Strong Bad,

How come you never let The Cheat
answer any emails?

Lasko

Milwaukee, WI

Hey Strong Bad!

i love The Cheat! can you ask him for
me if he is taken? because i like him
WAY better then you

-Nobuyoshi Shigeta, New York

Dear Strong Bad,

You and the Cheat are the only reason
I go on this website. Actually just
the Cheat, but you are ok too.

Love,
Mito

Dear Strong Bad,
I think The Cheat is hot. Could
you hook us up?

Haelee,
Utah

Hey Strong Bad

My girlfriend thinks The Cheat
is cute.

Tyler,
California

DEAR the cheat
WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT???
YOUR GLOVES ARE STUPID!

I HATE YOU,
HOLMES, California

Dear the cheat

how do you type with boxing
gloves on your hands?

derek

Hey Strong Bad,

Do you ever do TV commercials for
Monster Truck Shows? I think you
would be great for the voiceovers.

Your devoted fans,

Stan and Loretta

What's up with Homsar? I know he's

weird and all, but don't you think we
deserve to know a bit more about him?
I think you should do an interview so
we can finally find out what his
deal is.

Kerrek

PA

dear strong bad,

how do you type with boxing gloves
on your hands?

aaron pratt

marion, in

Yo Strongbad. What's crackin? I was
wondering how you type with your
boxing gloves on?

Heather

HOW DO YOU TYPE WITH THOSE BOXING
GLOVES ON? THAT IS AMAZING!

FRANKDOG

Dear Strong Bad,
How can you type so fast when your
wearing boxing gloves?

Typing Faster Than You...
Brandon Hicks, Enumclaw WA

Dear Strong Bad,
Why don't you add some fingers onto
your boxing gloves so that people
stop asking how you can type with
boxing gloves on? They wouldn't have
to be permanent. They'd be like the
phony antennae you buy at the joke store
or costume place.

Yours,
Lee Conrad
Edmonton, Alberta

Dear Strong Bad,

Right now I am putting off writing a
paper for my English class. Can you
write my Englilsh paper for me? I
don't even care if it's good or not,
I just don't want to do it.

Kyle Smith,

Manhattan, Kansas

Hey Strong Bad,

I was wondering what you do with the
emails that don't get showed on the
weekly email.

Dan Chase,

Aurora, Illinois

Dear Strong Bad,

My friends and I are at a volleyball
tounament and we were wondering how
come homestar never does anything
funny anymore?

your friend,

Tori From VA, TX

Hey Strong Bad!

Have you ever considered writing a
biography on your life? I think it
would be a very cool idea since
everyone likes you anyway. I mean,
no one wants to read about a boring
person, like Strong Sad, or anything
like that.

Dan, PA

Dear Strong Bad,

Why don't you and The Cheat pull a
caper of some sort. It seems like
there has been little cooperation
between the two of you as of late.

James

Detroit Mi

Hey Strong Bad,

You have done so many of these
e-mails which one would you say is
the best, or your personal favorite.

Thanks,

HockeymanJ05

Dear Strong Bad,

Why are you so mean to the guy with
the big white face and gray body?

Jen C from Millbrae , CA

Hey Strong Bad,

I think that you should do more
e-mails every week. Like two. Then
we could have double the Strong Bad,
and double the fun.

Jimmy, MN

Hey Strong Bad,
If you could time travel, what period
in time would you travel to?

Dave Nienaber
Antioch, IL

Hey Strongbad.
I was just wondering what you
thought of Delaware.

Danny

Hi strong bad!

I wanted to know what your craziest
cartoon would be like. Please make a
CRAZY cartoon.

Your awesome friend monkeydude

Dear Strong Bad,

I was wondering what CGNU's mascot
is, and if they have any sports teams.
Thanks for the info.

Ike

Dear strongbad,

did you ever think about letting the
cheat have some other privaleges
since he helps you so much.

from your friend crazyclemens

Dear Strong Bad,

Respond to this E-Mail in the
funniest way ever.

From Sam

Dear Strong Bad,

You rock! Your are the most awesomest
thing ever, but how come you made a
song about fhqwhgads? Will you make
a song about me?

Sibbie.

Hey Strong Bad,

I thought you looked cute as a
Japanese cartoon with the blue hair
and everything. ^_~ I was thinking
you might look even better if you got
out in the sun and got a nice tan. I've
heard that a nice tan really
helps your muscles stand out.

Meg,

KS

hi Strong Bad,

have you ever made anything out of anything?
bye

Dan from FL

Dear Strong Bad,

How long does it to answer an e-mail?
Can you show me the prosess?

Em.

Hello Strong Bad,

I'm a long time watcher first time
writer. I was wondering if you ever
use a stunt double.

Your whatever,

Louis

Dear Strong Bad,

Here's a question for ya. What do
you think happens when Homestar and
Marzipan go on a date?

Dynomite

Boston, MA

Dear Strong Bad,

Could you please do your impression
of Strong Sad?

Thanks,

Your friend

Dear Strong Bad,

I was wondering what you're doing
for Labor Day.

Your friend,
Chrispy

Schenectady, NY

Dear Strong Bad,

I was wondering if you have ever
thought of a children's book,
what it was about, and what kind of
words did you try to teach the kids.

Your fan,

Steve Buttz

Strong Bad,

I am going on a long trip and won't be
able to check out "Homestar Runner's
Website" for a long time. What do you
think the greatest advancement for
Strong Badia will be in the next 2
years?

Your Main Man,

E. Fullmer

Hey Strong Bad!

Whatever happened to that "No Loafing"
sign you used to have?

Ryan, CO

Dear Strong Bad,

Can you run a mile.

-Seb

The Lodge, MN

is there a story behiend the patch

on the couch? if so, do tell!

form,

your pal

Dear Strong Bad,

Does Strong Badia have its' own local
news even? If so, I hope it's better
than my local news.

Sincerely,

Dan D. Tallahassee, FL

Hi Strong Bad!

Do you celebrate thanksgiving
normally? Or do you have special
traditions for when Strong Badia was
first colonized? What's the story
about?

From your Buddy,
Shana Ma.

Los Angeles, CA

Dear Strong Bad,

It must be really annoying living
with someone as whiny as Strong Sad.
Why don't you slip him some caffeine?

Justin

Murfreesboro, TN

Hey strong bad,

Dude, I was just thinkin and wonderin
what it would be like if you weren't
the stylish, buff, handsome man in a
wrestling mask that you are.

Your devoted fan,

Jordan

Dear Strong Bad,

I was curious as to whether or not
Strong Badia had an official army.
Your Homeboy,

Hank Toler

Hey Strong Bad,

I was just wondering what you would
be like in a video game and what it
would be like.

From,
Taylor R.

Queen Creek, AZ

Dear Strong Bad,

Do you ever go over to The King of
Town's place for dinner? If so,
what's it like?

Chris

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Hey yo there Strong Bad!

I was wondering why The Cheat is such
a diligent lackey. Did you save his
life one time and now he has to repay
you?

Steve

Victoria, BC

Hey there Strong Bad!

I was thinking since so many people
and ladies think you're SUPER COOL,
why not build a monument to yourself
for all to enjoy?

Another fan,

Kaitlin G.

Hey Strong Bad,

I think you should make Homestar say
stupid stuff, his voice is hilarious!

Sincerely,

Kevin Grumbles

Dear Strong Bad,

I just wondering, if you had a chance
to make your town different, what
would you do?

Sincerley

Steven WV

Hey there, Strong Bad!

I was wondering. How long have you
known Homestar? Is there some sort of
flashback that could describe how
and when you guys met?
Your Fan,

Jon, NH

Dear Strong Bad,

Do you Have a car If you do what Kind
of car is it. Is it Pimped OUt?

From Kyle

in West Point , NY (Military Base)

Hey Strong Bad,

Get Bubs to give out free luncch
specials and I'll show you a hot girl.

Sincerly,

Someone

Dear Strong Bad,

Dude, who cuts your hair? It's
sooo coull. I can't decide what to
do with mine, any suggestions?

Harry Earlenmacherg

Düsseldorf

Dear strong bad,

you are the coolest, any way onto
buisness. i think that you should
make your own theme park.

crapfully crap,

Rafael FL.

Dear Strong Bad,

Have you ever thought who will take
your place when you retire?

Your friend,

Jeffrey Desterhoft

hi there strong bad,

i was just wondering, when is
dangeresque 3 comeing out?

yours truly,

john newell, on

Dear Strong Bad,

what did you do for the Cheat's

birthday party

i want to know whos beter you or
the cheat or strong mad?

your friend
ryan az

hey, sb!
what's up? i was just wondering
what you're mom and dad look like.

please answer,
bridget thornton, co

make more trogdor pleasepleaseplease

p.s. pay out strong sad

Dear Strongbad,

What would happen if you poked
Pom-Pom with a pin? Is that why I
haven't seen him around in a while?

Kevin

OH

YO Yo Strongbad,

Hey Strongbad I was wondering if you
have ever made homestar cry.

DJ Solerous Australia

Coolest guy ever - - - Strong Bad,

I've been wondering if you ever
thought of making your own television
series? Kids everywhere would love
you, and your awesomeness.

Allison , NJ

dear strong bad,

what do you do on all the other days
of the week?
sincerely,

brian holmes CA

Dear Strong Bad:
Please to be untieing that shoelace on
the back of your head?

Janus
Poland

hey SB,

why does the king of town have a
poopsmith?

your friend,
zack

west islip, NY

Hey Strong Bad,

I'd like to know...what is the secret
to your pizzaz? Why are you so cool?

peace out dawg foo gangsta yo

Ryan N.

Dear Strong Bad,

I was just wondering, why doesn't
Strong Mad have his own cartoon?

Your fan,

Jess G. OH

dear STRONG bad,

you are extremely awesome but how are
you going to be soooo awesome if you'rre
dead? why not make a time capsule of
stuff filled with stuff about you to
be opened in at least X0 years.
please answer this,

sam concord california

Dear S to the B,

I noticed that you always have an
extra plug socket open under your
desk. Isn't there something cool you
could plug in there?
Simcity,

Justin Corcoran, MASS

Dear Strong Bad,

Why don't you creat a montage?

Steve

Surf City, NJ

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subject: made up animal

Dear Strong Bad,
What would you like as if you were your own made up
animal
Sincerely,

Spud Jr.

subject: radio

Dear Strong Bad,
My friends are radio hosts. Any chance you could give
them any pointers on what they can say/do on their show?
bowing to you

Fraser, Scotland