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=Fancy Suits=
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[[File:strong sad tuxedo.png|200px|thumb|"Then I've got to go stand around in this tuxedo..."]]
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While most residents in the Homestar Runner universe typically wear casual clothing, there are instances where characters will '''wear formal suit jackets'''.
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==Appearances==
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===Homestar Runner Characters===
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*[[The Announcer]] is always seen in a purple suit jacket or a black tuxedo jacket.
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*[[Main Page 11]] — Homestar wears a blue suit jacket.
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*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Homsar wears a black suit jacket and a red tie as part of his costume.
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*Email [[stand-up]] — During the talent show, Strong Bad wore a fake tuxedo T-Shirt.
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*Email [[sb_email 22]] — The Cheat wears a suit as Strong Bad's public relations advisor.
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*[[Ballad of The Sneak]] — [[The Barbershop Trio]] all wear suit jackets. They appear again in [[Fish Eye Lens]].
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*Email [[different town]] (Easter egg) — [[Eh Steve!]] wears a tuxedo in a drawing by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].
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*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad wears a black suit jacket as a part of his legal rampage.
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*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad poses with a black suit jacket and purple shirt.
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — [[Arrow'd Guy]] is seen wearing a cyan suit jacket while proposing to [[The Ugly One]].
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*Email [[senior prom]] — Homestar wears a black tuxedo for the senior prom and all members of [[All the King's Men!]] wear blue tuxedo jackets.
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*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — Bubs is shown wearing a black tuxedo jacket and a [[Wikipedia:Dickey (garment)|tuxedo front]].
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*Email [[your funeral]] — Homestar wears a black suit jacket and tie for Strong Bad's funeral.
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*Email [[rough copy]] — The Cheat wears a suit as Strong Bad's lawyer.
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*Email [[business trip]] — The Cheat wears a suit for his framed company portrait.
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*Email [[hremail3184]] — Strong Sad is shown wearing a black tuxedo.
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*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Strong Bad wears a dark gray suit as part of his Mac Tonight costume.
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===Wiki Users===
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*[[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc]] — [[G]]-[[M'n|m']][[Special:WhatLinksHere/The Thnikkaman|n]] [[Tucker Donaldson|likes]] [[Special:Scramble/Stave it Off Guy|pop]] tarts, but [[not]] pop [[Special:Upload|tarts]] on [[Special:UserLogout|his]] tuxedo suit[[Comma|.]]
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**Gfdgsgxgzgdrc got pop tarts on his tuxedo suit in this one cartoon [[BWAHAHA This page does not exist.|<span style="color:blue">Gfd's Great Pop Tart Tuxedo Suit Adventure</span>]].
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*[[User:Purple Wrench]] &mdash; Purple Wrench would sponsor a line of suits fitted for various kinds of wrenches. This would make it impossible to say that wrenches cannot wear suits.
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*[[User:Catjaz63]] &mdash; When Catjaz wears a suit, he is called ''[[Special:MyPage|Business Catjaz]]''.
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*[[User:RickTommy]] &mdash; Rick wears a suit, but Tommy doesn't.
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*[[User:JoeyDay]] &mdash; Joey only wears tuxedo suits on special occasions and holidays (like Joey Day, for example).
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*[[User:The Knights Who Say Ni]] &mdash; Knights usually don't wear tuxedos.
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*[[User:Mee]] &mdash; /me had only ever heard "dickie" in reference to that shirt front. But don't treat him as an authority on fancy clothing.
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*[[User:SRMX12]] &mdash; He wears a tuxedo whenever he goes to a fancy dress ball. However, he hasn't gone to any yet.
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*[[User:DeFender1031]] &mdash; Sometimes he DeFends his tuxedo suit, 1,031 times.
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*[[User:DorianGray]] &mdash; "Dorian" wears "Gray" (tuxedos).
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*[[User:Im man]]
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*[[User:Espemon333]]
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*[[User:Jay]]
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*[[User:Has Matt?]]
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*[[User:Invisible Robot Fish]]
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*[[Special:Contributions/Willy on Wheels|User:Willy on Wheels]] &mdash; Wears a tuxedo suit ON WHEELS!
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*[[Special:Contributions/NSMC vandal|User:NSMC vandal]]
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*[[HRW:S|HRWiki:Sandbox]] &mdash; Don't fake the funk [[G|on a nasty dunk]]!
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==Gallery==
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<gallery>
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File:announcer tie.PNG|First fancy suit on the site!
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File:main11.png|Homestar Runner Action News!
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File:Homsar Wimpy.PNG|"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"
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File:littlestrongbadstandup.png|"Is it cardboard or is it pizza?"
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File:Cheatsuit.png|The Junior Executive Of Not Having To Go On Pointless Business Trips
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File:barbershop trio.PNG|[some image caption]
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File:ehsteven.png|Eh! Steven!
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File:Arrowed II.PNG|Arrowed II!
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</gallery>
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''This gallery is '''incomplete'''. You can help and stuff by expanding it.''
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= kitchen appliances =
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[[Image:BlenderComputer.png|thumb|"I could julienne a phone book into a metal can!"]]
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{{aboutemail}} {{for|Strong Bad's kitchen appliance computers in [[sbemail206]]|Items#Strong Bad's Kitchen Appliances}}
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Strong Bad and Homestar check an email together about what kitchen appliance they would be.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Gavin]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The King of Town]], Food Processor, [[Coach Z]], [[Marzipan]]
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]
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'''Computer:''' [[Lappy 486]]
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'''Date:''' Monday, September 26, 2005
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'''Running Time:''' 2:21
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
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'''DVD:''' [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]]
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==Transcript==
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''{Cut to the Lappy. Gavin is crawling on the screen. The lights are out. Strong Bad is not present. The lights suddenly turn on and Gavin crawls away.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Walks in}'' Ahem. ''{out of key}'' Email song that's really GREeaat?!
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''{The Lappy buzzes and displays "ERROR - insufficient email song."}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Must be outta practice. Okay, here goes... song is long, is long, is long, is song is an email song.
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''{A "thump" is heard and the lappy shakes.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, sorry! Jeez! You don't have to get violent.
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''{Some more thumps.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute, what is that?!
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''{Cut to wide.}''
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''{Homestar Runner has made a small shanty underneath the desk. A sign says "Homestar's Place." Homestar has a  juice box skewered on a stick and is roasting it over a flashlight.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hey, Strong Bad. Juice box?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar! Since when did I say you could take up residence underneath my sbemail desk?!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well, you hadn't used it in so long I just figured... you know... squatter's rights.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm about to squat on your rights if you don't get outta here, you filthy hobo!
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''{Homestar stands up}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, come on, Mr. Roper! I could help out around the house! I'm a real super athlete. You oughta see me climb and stuff. Maybe you should introduce me to&mdash;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, alright shut up. I suppose I could use your help. The Lappy's broken and it says I need some bozo to sing it an email song or else I can't check-a my email.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Email songs are my forte. Or perhaps my fiftay!
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''{Cut to Lappy. Both Homestar and Strong Bad's heads are reflected into the screen.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ya gotta, email ding-dong ding-dong, I wanna, email ding-dong ding-dong, I gotta&mdash;.
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''{The Lappy displays "Close enough" and the email comes up.}''
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<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject: kitchen appliance</div>
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Dear STRONG BAD!!!<br \>
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If you could be a kitchen appliance what would it be? and why?<br />
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waiting in  anticipation.<br / >
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Victoria AUS</blockquote>
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''{They both start reading at the same time.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, one at a time!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, okay.
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''{Strong Bad starts reading the email from the beginning. Homestar does too, at the same time, albeit in a higher voice.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Stoopface! Look, I'll tell ya what. We'll alternate words. Dear...
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dear... I mean, STRONG!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' BAD!
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''{This continues. Homestar reads "Victoria". Strong Bad says:}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' from austree-alia-lenberger combo. Well, Vicky&mdash;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' &mdash; you worthless sack o' crap!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, no! She might be slightly attractive...or loaded.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just tryin' to help.
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''{Homestar's head leaves the screen.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Vischyssoise, who hasn't spent romantic nights in front of the fireplace, gazing into that special someone's eyes, talking about what kitchen appliance they would be? I had ''{small cough}'' girlfriend in ''{small cough}'' college that used to want to be a panini press. In fact that was her name I think. Good ol', hot ol' Panini Press. But I always saw myself as a beigish-tan 200 cc food processor called the Oh-bliterator Thousand! I'd look as much like me as a food processor possibly could.
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''{Cut to a beige food processor.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...which apparently isn't very much. i'd have four my-mouth colored buttons labelled puree, frappe&mdash;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crushe, smushe, and offe. ''{The buttons appear as he says them.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Potatoes would curly-cue themselves at the very sight of me! I could julienne a phonebook into a metal can. And maybe turn whatsit into gold!
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''{Cut to the King of Town sitting in his castle, watching TV. He spit-takes.}''
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' EXCUSE ME?!
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''{Cut to the Oh-bliterator Thousand on a counter}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' It would have cool flames all on it and gashuffers comin' out of the sides, and shoot lasers at hot girls!
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''{Cool flames and gashuffers appear on it. It shoots lasers, and there are some female screams.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, NO! ''{Cut to the Computer Room}'' You don't need to go all Strong Bad on this one. No lasers this time!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool flames!!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' BEIGISH TAN!!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' GASHUFFERS!!
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''{Cut to the Oh-bliterator Thousand. A mouth and eyes appear on the food processor.}''
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'''FOOD PROCESSOR:''' STOP FIGHTING! STOP FIGHTING! ALL YOU GUYS EVER DO ANYMORE IS FIGHT! AND I'M SICK OF IT! I'M GOING TO MY ROOM!
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''{It storms off the counter. Cut to the computer room.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah. Guess we upset our imaginary food processor stepson.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, he's just going through a phase. AND NO INTENDO, YOUNG MAN! YOU HEAR ME?!
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''{A yellow explosion shape pops up that reads "That's Right!"}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right! You get the Oh-bliterator, the cleaning kit, and the interesting branch all for only 20 low payments of 4 easy installments!
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''{The objects appear as he says them.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I'd be a fork! ''{Cut to a fork against a blue background.}'' A taped up fork! ''{Tape covers the fork.}'' A brown taped up fork! ''{The fork turns brown.}'' We'd live right next to each other on Mother Goose's countertop! We would alternate words while reciting clever rhymes that help kids remember to do their chores.
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''{It shows them on a counter top in their kitchen appliance forms.}''
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'''HOMESTAR AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{Alternating, with Strong Bad starting and ending}'' Make your bed, or you'll be dead, by morning.
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''{A green plastic bag sealer bounces onscreen and repeats, higher:}''
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'''COACH Z:''' By morning!
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''{Cut to Marzipan}''
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Excuse me!
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''{Cut to Strong Bad, Homestar, and Coach Z crammed on the kitchen counter in various ways.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, hey, Marzipan, we was just uh, looking<br>
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' out<br>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' from<br>
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' within<br>
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'''COACH Z:''' ourselves?!
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{in a sarcastic tone}'' I really don't know why you guys don't have girlfriends.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But what about&mdash;?
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'''MARZIPAN:''' You heard me.
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''
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==Easter Eggs==
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*Click on Homestar's head at the end to see the kitchen appliance variations. (Strong Bad as the Oh-bliterator Thousand, Homestar's version of the Oh-Bliterator Thousand, the mouth and eyes on the Oh-bliterator Thousand, Homestar as the brown taped-up fork, and Coach Z as the plastic sealer bag.)
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*Click on Strong Bad's mouth to see a commercial:
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:''{Cut to a burger shaped like Australia}''
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:'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{In a fast-speaking, quiet voice}'' Try the austree-alia-lenburger combo. For a limited time, pay ten dollars and eighty-nine cents. This isn't one of our best burgers. I wouldn't recommend it. Comes with fries and a milkshake. Certain children get prizes.
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==Fun Facts==
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===Explanations===
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*The lights are off and Gavin is shown on the Lappy because [[Acknowledged Update Delays|it had been 7 weeks]] since the [[lady...ing|previous Strong Bad Email]].
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**There was a similar occurrence of this in the email [[army]].
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*[[Wikipedia:Vichyssoise|Vichyssoise]] is a thick soup made of puréed leeks, onions, potatoes, cream, and chicken stock.
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===Trivia===
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*The label so the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#low G man|low G man]]".
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*The email heavily [[Acknowledged Update Delays|acknowledges the seven-week delay]] since the previous email.
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*Marzipan [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship#Homestar and Marzipan Breaking Up|broke up]] with Homestar at the end of the email.
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===Remarks===
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*Clicking on Gavin at the beginning of the email still makes the [[Lappy 486]] respond with the ripple effect, as if you were clicking directly on the screen.
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===Goofs===
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*When Strong Bad turns around to see Homestar under his desk, his laces disappear for one frame.
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*When the food processor storms off the counter, he disappears just before the scene changes.
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*When Homestar and Strong Bad start fighting, the words 'Lappy 486' are further to the left than usual.
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===Inside References===
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*[[Strong Bad]] mentions having a [[Strong Bad's Ladies|girlfriend]] in [[college]].
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*Strong Bad as a food processor could maybe turn [[whatsit]] into [[gold]].
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*The burger commercial Easter egg is similar to the Homestar Jr. commercial from [[Where's The Cheat?]]. The phrase "Certain children get prizes" is from that toon.
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===Real-World References===
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*The email contains a reference to [[Nintendo]].
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*[[Wikipedia:Stanley Roper|Mr. Roper]] was the hard-nosed landlord in ''[[Wikipedia:Three's Company|Three's Company]]''.
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===Fast Forward===
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*Homestar roasting a juicebox will later end up as part of [[4 branches]], but using a real fire instead of a flashlight.
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== DVD Version ==
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*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
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===Commentary Transcript===
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'''MIKE:''' ''{while Gavin is on the Lappy}'' Looks like we took a long break after this&mdash; ''before'' this one, not after this one.
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'''MATT:''' We may have taken one ''after'' it too. ''{pause}'' Gavin&mdash; When Gavin shows up on your doorstep&mdash; ''darkens'' your doorstep. ''{pause}'' Talk about it, Mike.
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'''MIKE:''' Uh... it's early in the morning for us today. ''{Matt laughs}'' It's our first commentary of the day.
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'''MATT:''' Uh, so... uh, we uh, thought about, uh... when we made this&mdash;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Making a... a geddup noise email, instead.
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'''MATT:''' Right.
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'''MIKE:''' ...when we made this.
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'''MATT:''' We should... we should do that sometime.
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'''MIKE:''' Make a geddup noise email.
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''{pause}''
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'''MIKE:''' Is&mdash; Is he going to eat that juice box?
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'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' So, um... what kitchen appliance would you be, Mike?
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'''MIKE:''' I would be a... not&mdash; b&mdash; I ''don't know'', Mike!
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'''MATT:''' Yeah, uh, I would be, like, a refridgerator. Or maybe a microwave.
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''{short pause}''
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'''MATT:''' Good ol' Panini Press.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping Matt, indistinguishable}''
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'''MATT:''' We, um&mdash; We were originally going to... animate the potatoes curly-cuing themselves at the sight of the Oh-bliterator.
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'''MIKE:''' I&mdash; we didn't know how to illustrate that.
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''{pause}''
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'''MATT:''' Go&mdash;
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'''MIKE:''' Ah&mdash; say something, Matt!
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'''MATT:''' Uh, baseball!
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'''MIKE:''' Okay, that's uh, some&mdash;
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'''MATT:''' Lemke!
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''{laughing}''
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'''MIKE:''' We're not commenting on the email much.
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'''MATT:''' Sam Beam! Sam Rockwell! ''{pause}'' Jim James!
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'''MIKE:''' You're still&mdash; ''{laughs}'' You're still saying... something. ''{pause}'' Uh, no Intendo, Matt.
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'''MATT:''' We had a Intendo... when we was kids.
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'''MIKE:''' Ohhh yeah...
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'''MATT:''' We&mdash; That's where we got the inspiration for some of the Videlectrix games.
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'''MIKE:''' We had the uh, Atari...
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'''MATT:''' Intendo...
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'''MIKE:''' Super Intendo... and uh, is that all?
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'''MATT:''' I&mdash; I think it is, Mike.
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'''MIKE:''' I don't remember.
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'''MATT:'''  It was a long time ago.
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''{pause}''
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'''MATT:''' Y&mdash; uh, I guess Coach Z would be, like, a plastic&mdash;
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'''MIKE:''' A green plastic sealer bag.
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'''MATT:''' Or something. Whatever that is. D&mdash; did I draw that, or&mdash;?
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'''MIKE:''' No, no I think I did.
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'''MATT:''' Yeah, it looks bad.
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'''MIKE:''' When did they all get on the counter like that?
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'''MIKE:''' And why? ''{laughs}''
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''{pause until end}'' ''{microphone bumps}''
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'''MATT:''' ''{softly}'' Was that all right?
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===Fun Facts===
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*The original script featuring the geddup noise is documented at [[Sbemail 136 Alternate Versions]].
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*Matt references [[LEMKE]].
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*[[Wikipedia:Sam Beam|Sam Beam]] is a folk rock singer-songwriter whose stage name is [[Wikipedia:Iron & Wine|Iron and Wine]].
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*[[Wikipedia:Sam Rockwell|Sam Rockwell]] is an indie film actor.
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*[[Wikipedia:Jim James|Jim James]] is a vocalist for the Kentucky-based band [[Wikipedia:My Morning Jacket|My Morning Jacket]].
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*Mike and Matt mentioned they had an [[Atari 2600|Atari]] and [[Nintendo]].
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==External Links==
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*[[hr:kitchenthing.html|watch "kitchen appliances"]]
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*[[hr:cooltime.swf|view the Flash file for "kitchen appliances"]]
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*[[Forum:16336|forum thread re: "kitchen appliances"]]
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[[homsar]] |
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[[butt IQ]] |
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[[making out]] |
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[[depressio]] |
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[[halloweener]] |
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[[brianrietta]] |
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[[i love you]] |
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[[trevor the vampire]] |
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[[i rule]] |
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[[credit card]] |
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[[i she be]] |
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[[duck pond]] |
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[[the basics]] |
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[[band names]] |
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[[studying]] |
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[[stand-up]] |
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[[tape-leg]] |
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[[spring cleaning]] |
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[[cartoon]] |
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[[sb_email 22]] |
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[[little animal]] |
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[[the bird]] |
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[[super powers]] |
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[[CGNU]] |
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[[3 Wishes]] |
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[[1 step ahead]] |
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[[superhero name]] |
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[[12:00]] |
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[[sugarbob]] |
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[[flag day]] |
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[[gimmicks]] |
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[[weird dream]] |
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[[sisters]] |
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[[guitar]] |
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[[dullard]] |
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[[helium]] |
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[[property of ones]] |
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[[vacation]] |
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[[invisibility]] |
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[[action figure]] |
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[[little questions]] |
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[[lures & jigs]] |
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[[techno]] |
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[[your friends]] |
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[[new hands]] |
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[[ghosts]] |
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[[theme party]] |
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[[50 emails]] |
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[[website]] |
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[[island]] |
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[[comic]] |
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[[morning routine]] |
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[[cheat talk]] |
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[[current status]] |
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[[japanese cartoon]] |
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[[dragon]] |
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[[marzipan]] |
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[[huttah!]] |
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[[monster truck]] |
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[[interview]] |
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[[fingers]] |
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[[english paper]] |
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[[unused emails]] |
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[[the show]] |
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[[autobiography]] |
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[[caper]] |
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[[personal favorites]] |
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[[big white face]] |
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[[2 emails]] |
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[[crazy cartoon]] |
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[[mascot]] |
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[[privileges]] |
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[[funny]] |
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[[sibbie]] |
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[[suntan]] |
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[[anything]] |
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[[the process]] |
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[[stunt double]] |
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[[date]] |
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[[impression]] |
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[[labor day]] |
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[[kids' book]] |
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[[2 years]] |
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[[no loafing]] |
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[[mile]] |
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[[couch patch]] |
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[[local news]] |
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[[colonization]] |
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[[caffeine]] |
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[[kind of cool]] |
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[[army]] |
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[[video games]] |
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[[the bet]] |
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[[lackey]] |
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[[monument]] |
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[[stupid stuff]] |
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[[different town]] |
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[[flashback]] |
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[[car]] |
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[[lunch special]] |
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[[haircut]] |
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[[theme park]] |
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[[replacement]] |
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[[dangeresque 3]] |
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[[cheatday]] |
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[[pom pom]] |
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[[crying]] |
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[[for kids]] |
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[[other days]] |
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[[old comics]] |
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[[pizzaz]] |
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[[the facts]] |
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[[time capsule]] |
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[[extra plug]] |
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[[montage]] |
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[[virus]] |
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[[animal]] |
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[[radio]] |
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[[part-time job]] |
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[[dreamail]] |
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[[origins]] |
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[[secret recipes]] |
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[[rock opera]] |
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[[best thing]] |
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[[long pants]] |
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[[rampage]] |
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[[garage sale]] |
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[[do over]] |
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[[boring (really)]] |
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[[modeling]] |
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[[bottom 10]] |
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[[record book]] |
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[[lady...ing]] |
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'''kitchen appliances''' |
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[[bedtime story]] |
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[[space program]] |
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[[portrait]] |
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[[highschool]] |
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[[death metal]] |
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[[secret identity]] |
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[[technology]] |
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[[narrator]] |
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[[myths & legends]] |
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[[pop-up]] |
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[[lady fan]] |
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[[disconnected]] |
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[[candy product]] |
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[[alternate universe]] |
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[[senior prom]] |
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[[isp]] |
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[[redesign]] |
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[[keep cool]] |
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[[theme song]] |
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[[road trip]] |
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[[trading cards]] |
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[[cliffhangers]] |
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[[retirement]] |
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[[coloring]] |
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[[4 branches]] |
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[[the chair]] |
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[[what I want]] |
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[[looking old]] |
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[[strong badathlon]] |
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[[unnatural]] |
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[[the movies]] |
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[[your funeral]] |
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[[from work]] |
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[[rough copy]] |
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[[underlings]] |
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[[more armies]] |
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[[the paper]] |
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[[mini-golf]] |
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[[concert]] |
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[[hygiene]] |
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[[original]] |
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[[bike thief]] |
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[[pizza joint]] |
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[[slumber party]] |
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[[web comics]] |
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[[business trip]] |
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[[yes, wrestling]] |
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[[diorama]] |
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[[nightlife]] |
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[[environment]] |
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[[winter pool]] |
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[[fan club]] |
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[[pet show]] |
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[[licensed]] |
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[[buried]] |
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[[shapeshifter]] |
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[[rated]] |
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[[specially marked]] |
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[[love poems]] |
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[[hiding]] |
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[[your edge]] |
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[[magic trick]] |
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[[being mean]] |
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[[email thunder]] |
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[[hremail3184]] |
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[[imaginary]] |
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[[independent]] |
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[[dictionary]] |
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[[videography]] |
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'''Bonus Emails:'''
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[[Greeting Cards]] |
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[[E-mail Birds]] |
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[[Videro Games]] |
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[[Family Resemblence]] |
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[[Real-Live E-Mails]] |
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[[Accent]] |
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[[Comic Book Movie]]
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Revision as of 03:10, 8 August 2016

Contents

Fancy Suits

"Then I've got to go stand around in this tuxedo..."

While most residents in the Homestar Runner universe typically wear casual clothing, there are instances where characters will wear formal suit jackets.

Appearances

Homestar Runner Characters

Wiki Users

Gallery

First fancy suit on the site!

Homestar Runner Action News!

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"

"Is it cardboard or is it pizza?"

The Junior Executive Of Not Having To Go On Pointless Business Trips

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Eh! Steven!

Arrowed II!

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kitchen appliances

"I could julienne a phone book into a metal can!"
This article is about the Strong Bad Email. For the Strong Bad's kitchen appliance computers in sbemail206, see Items#Strong Bad's Kitchen Appliances.

Strong Bad and Homestar check an email together about what kitchen appliance they would be.

Cast (in order of appearance): Gavin, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The King of Town, Food Processor, Coach Z, Marzipan

Places: Computer Room

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Monday, September 26, 2005

Running Time: 2:21

Page Title: Lappy 486

DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc Five

Transcript

{Cut to the Lappy. Gavin is crawling on the screen. The lights are out. Strong Bad is not present. The lights suddenly turn on and Gavin crawls away.}

STRONG BAD: {Walks in} Ahem. {out of key} Email song that's really GREeaat?!

{The Lappy buzzes and displays "ERROR - insufficient email song."}

STRONG BAD: What?! Must be outta practice. Okay, here goes... song is long, is long, is long, is song is an email song.

{A "thump" is heard and the lappy shakes.}

STRONG BAD: Well, sorry! Jeez! You don't have to get violent.

{Some more thumps.}

STRONG BAD: Wait a minute, what is that?!

{Cut to wide.}

{Homestar Runner has made a small shanty underneath the desk. A sign says "Homestar's Place." Homestar has a juice box skewered on a stick and is roasting it over a flashlight.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh hey, Strong Bad. Juice box?

STRONG BAD: Homestar! Since when did I say you could take up residence underneath my sbemail desk?!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, well, you hadn't used it in so long I just figured... you know... squatter's rights.

STRONG BAD: I'm about to squat on your rights if you don't get outta here, you filthy hobo!

{Homestar stands up}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw, come on, Mr. Roper! I could help out around the house! I'm a real super athlete. You oughta see me climb and stuff. Maybe you should introduce me to—

STRONG BAD: Yeah, alright shut up. I suppose I could use your help. The Lappy's broken and it says I need some bozo to sing it an email song or else I can't check-a my email.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh! Email songs are my forte. Or perhaps my fiftay!

{Cut to Lappy. Both Homestar and Strong Bad's heads are reflected into the screen.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ya gotta, email ding-dong ding-dong, I wanna, email ding-dong ding-dong, I gotta—.

{The Lappy displays "Close enough" and the email comes up.}

{They both start reading at the same time.}

STRONG BAD: Hey, one at a time!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, okay.

{Strong Bad starts reading the email from the beginning. Homestar does too, at the same time, albeit in a higher voice.}

STRONG BAD: Stoopface! Look, I'll tell ya what. We'll alternate words. Dear...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Dear... I mean, STRONG!

STRONG BAD: BAD!

{This continues. Homestar reads "Victoria". Strong Bad says:}

STRONG BAD: from austree-alia-lenberger combo. Well, Vicky—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: — you worthless sack o' crap!

STRONG BAD: Homestar, no! She might be slightly attractive...or loaded.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Just tryin' to help.

{Homestar's head leaves the screen.}

STRONG BAD: Well, Vischyssoise, who hasn't spent romantic nights in front of the fireplace, gazing into that special someone's eyes, talking about what kitchen appliance they would be? I had {small cough} girlfriend in {small cough} college that used to want to be a panini press. In fact that was her name I think. Good ol', hot ol' Panini Press. But I always saw myself as a beigish-tan 200 cc food processor called the Oh-bliterator Thousand! I'd look as much like me as a food processor possibly could.

{Cut to a beige food processor.}

STRONG BAD: ...which apparently isn't very much. i'd have four my-mouth colored buttons labelled puree, frappe—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Crushe, smushe, and offe. {The buttons appear as he says them.}

STRONG BAD: Potatoes would curly-cue themselves at the very sight of me! I could julienne a phonebook into a metal can. And maybe turn whatsit into gold!

{Cut to the King of Town sitting in his castle, watching TV. He spit-takes.}

KING OF TOWN: EXCUSE ME?!

{Cut to the Oh-bliterator Thousand on a counter}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {offscreen} It would have cool flames all on it and gashuffers comin' out of the sides, and shoot lasers at hot girls!

{Cool flames and gashuffers appear on it. It shoots lasers, and there are some female screams.}

STRONG BAD: Homestar, NO! {Cut to the Computer Room} You don't need to go all Strong Bad on this one. No lasers this time!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Cool flames!!

STRONG BAD: BEIGISH TAN!!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: GASHUFFERS!!

{Cut to the Oh-bliterator Thousand. A mouth and eyes appear on the food processor.}

FOOD PROCESSOR: STOP FIGHTING! STOP FIGHTING! ALL YOU GUYS EVER DO ANYMORE IS FIGHT! AND I'M SICK OF IT! I'M GOING TO MY ROOM!

{It storms off the counter. Cut to the computer room.}

STRONG BAD: Woah. Guess we upset our imaginary food processor stepson.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, he's just going through a phase. AND NO INTENDO, YOUNG MAN! YOU HEAR ME?!

{A yellow explosion shape pops up that reads "That's Right!"}

STRONG BAD: That's right! You get the Oh-bliterator, the cleaning kit, and the interesting branch all for only 20 low payments of 4 easy installments!

{The objects appear as he says them.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I'd be a fork! {Cut to a fork against a blue background.} A taped up fork! {Tape covers the fork.} A brown taped up fork! {The fork turns brown.} We'd live right next to each other on Mother Goose's countertop! We would alternate words while reciting clever rhymes that help kids remember to do their chores.

{It shows them on a counter top in their kitchen appliance forms.}

HOMESTAR AND STRONG BAD: {Alternating, with Strong Bad starting and ending} Make your bed, or you'll be dead, by morning.

{A green plastic bag sealer bounces onscreen and repeats, higher:}

COACH Z: By morning!

{Cut to Marzipan}

MARZIPAN: Excuse me!

{Cut to Strong Bad, Homestar, and Coach Z crammed on the kitchen counter in various ways.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, hey, Marzipan, we was just uh, looking
HOMESTAR RUNNER: out
STRONG BAD: from
HOMESTAR RUNNER: within
COACH Z: ourselves?!

MARZIPAN: {in a sarcastic tone} I really don't know why you guys don't have girlfriends.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: But what about—?

MARZIPAN: You heard me.

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Homestar's head at the end to see the kitchen appliance variations. (Strong Bad as the Oh-bliterator Thousand, Homestar's version of the Oh-Bliterator Thousand, the mouth and eyes on the Oh-bliterator Thousand, Homestar as the brown taped-up fork, and Coach Z as the plastic sealer bag.)
  • Click on Strong Bad's mouth to see a commercial:
{Cut to a burger shaped like Australia}
ANNOUNCER: {In a fast-speaking, quiet voice} Try the austree-alia-lenburger combo. For a limited time, pay ten dollars and eighty-nine cents. This isn't one of our best burgers. I wouldn't recommend it. Comes with fries and a milkshake. Certain children get prizes.

Fun Facts

Explanations

Trivia

Remarks

  • Clicking on Gavin at the beginning of the email still makes the Lappy 486 respond with the ripple effect, as if you were clicking directly on the screen.

Goofs

  • When Strong Bad turns around to see Homestar under his desk, his laces disappear for one frame.
  • When the food processor storms off the counter, he disappears just before the scene changes.
  • When Homestar and Strong Bad start fighting, the words 'Lappy 486' are further to the left than usual.

Inside References

Real-World References

Fast Forward

  • Homestar roasting a juicebox will later end up as part of 4 branches, but using a real fire instead of a flashlight.

DVD Version

  • The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

Commentary Transcript

MIKE: {while Gavin is on the Lappy} Looks like we took a long break after this— before this one, not after this one.

MATT: We may have taken one after it too. {pause} Gavin— When Gavin shows up on your doorstep— darkens your doorstep. {pause} Talk about it, Mike.

MIKE: Uh... it's early in the morning for us today. {Matt laughs} It's our first commentary of the day.

MATT: Uh, so... uh, we uh, thought about, uh... when we made this—

MIKE: {simultaneously} Making a... a geddup noise email, instead.

MATT: Right.

MIKE: ...when we made this.

MATT: We should... we should do that sometime.

MIKE: Make a geddup noise email.

{pause}

MIKE: Is— Is he going to eat that juice box?

MATT: {laughs} So, um... what kitchen appliance would you be, Mike?

MIKE: I would be a... not— b— I don't know, Mike!

MATT: Yeah, uh, I would be, like, a refridgerator. Or maybe a microwave.

{short pause}

MATT: Good ol' Panini Press.

MIKE: {overlapping Matt, indistinguishable}

MATT: We, um— We were originally going to... animate the potatoes curly-cuing themselves at the sight of the Oh-bliterator.

MIKE: I— we didn't know how to illustrate that.

{pause}

MATT: Go—

MIKE: Ah— say something, Matt!

MATT: Uh, baseball!

MIKE: Okay, that's uh, some—

MATT: Lemke!

{laughing}

MIKE: We're not commenting on the email much.

MATT: Sam Beam! Sam Rockwell! {pause} Jim James!

MIKE: You're still— {laughs} You're still saying... something. {pause} Uh, no Intendo, Matt.

MATT: We had a Intendo... when we was kids.

MIKE: Ohhh yeah...

MATT: We— That's where we got the inspiration for some of the Videlectrix games.

MIKE: We had the uh, Atari...

MATT: Intendo...

MIKE: Super Intendo... and uh, is that all?

MATT: I— I think it is, Mike.

MIKE: I don't remember.

MATT: It was a long time ago.

{pause}

MATT: Y— uh, I guess Coach Z would be, like, a plastic—

MIKE: A green plastic sealer bag.

MATT: Or something. Whatever that is. D— did I draw that, or—?

MIKE: No, no I think I did.

MATT: Yeah, it looks bad.

MIKE: When did they all get on the counter like that?

MIKE: And why? {laughs}

{pause until end} {microphone bumps}

MATT: {softly} Was that all right?

Fun Facts

External Links

Strong Bad Emails

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Bonus Emails: Greeting Cards | E-mail Birds | Videro Games | Family Resemblence | Real-Live E-Mails | Accent | Comic Book Movie

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