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The Homestar Runner Store offers a wide selection of shirts for purchase. Some of the older designs are no longer available. A few shirts that were discontinued were reintroduced.
 Available Shirts
|No image yet||No image yet||H*R Fun Run||Ah, Fun Runs! Remember how you had to wake up at like 6AM on Saturday and miss cartoons and all they gave you for breakfast was a banana and some GatorGum? This Labor Dabor 1 Mile Fun Run T-Shirt remembers! (Sweat stains not included)|
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|No image yet||No image yet||Homestar Stripey Shirt||Whoa-OOOOAAA-aaa! Homestar's swooshing all over this shirt like the outside of a 70's roller rink! Oh man! Next birthday! Roller skate party! Put it on the calendar now!|
|No image yet||No image yet||Sloshy Record Store Day Shirt||Celebrate Record Store Day with this obscure Sloshy t-shirt featuring their even-more-obscure B-side-only 7-inch "B-est of B-Sides." What could be obscurier than releasing your new single on a t-shirt instead of any actual listenable media?!|
Show how much you don't really even care about Sloshy with the official band t-shirt! People will now all-the-time come up to you and go, "Slosh-aaayy!" Isn't that GREAT?!
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Nothing says "I was in college in the early-to-mid 2000's like a shirt with everyone's favorite beefy-armed dragon.
 Yahoo Store Final Offerings
|4 Gregs|| NOT 1, NOT 2, NOT 3, NOT 5... 4 GREGS!
4 Gregs may be the spin-off cartoon nobody was asking for, but it's the t-shirt everybody wants! This white, 100% pre-shrunk cotton shirt features Sci-Fi, D n' D, Open Source and Japanese Culture Greg on the front and an icon of each Greg on the back. On sale now for the special introductory price of just $13 for regular sizes!
|The Cheat!|| Everyone's Favorite Little Yellow Guy!
The "little yellow guy" really pops on this red 100% cotton t-shirt. The back of this shirt is blank.
|city (comma) state||Fresh from the sbemail "independent," we bring you the official film crew t-shirt from the movie city (comma) state. The front features a quirky shapshot of the movie poster and "(film crew) indier than thou productions" adorns the back. Comes in size Adult Small through Triple Extra Large and Ladies Medium and Large. These shirts will start shipping Nov. 5th.|
|Homestar Stripes|| NEW "H Star R" Running Stripes
Swiped fresh off of the Zip Hooded Sweatshirt design, we now bring you the Homestar Stripes T-shirt! We started with a navy blue t-shirt made of 100% preshrunk cotton. Then, we added the "H Star R" logo in brilliant red, white and blue. Finally, we let Homestar work his magic and run stripes all the way down the front to complete this original design. Available in Adult Small through Triple Extra Large and Ladies Medium and Large.
|Homsar - Raised by a Cup of Coffee|| On the front of this royal blue shirt is a picture of America's favorite blue midget Homestar - Homsar! On the back is his "Raised by a Cup of Coffee" logo.
"I WAS RAISED BY A CUP OF COFFEE"
|Pistols for Pandas|| They Need All The Firepower They Can Get!
First introduced in Marzipan's Answering Machine #14, Pistols for Pandas is the fictitious wildlife organization responsible for putting handguns in the paws of underprivileged and unarmed pandas. Show your support for this just cause by purchasing this quality 100% cotton t-shirt. It features the Pistols for Pandas logo on the front and the quote "They Need All the Firepower they can Get" on the back. Comes in Adult sizes Small through Triple Extra Large and Ladies Medium and Large.
|Star Shirt|| Wear a Star — Just Like Homestar!!
This "STAR" shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and comes in sizes Youth Large through Adult Triple Extra Large.
|Teen Girl Squad|| Check out the Fashions of Teen Girl Squad
Choose from two different girly shirt styles: spaghetti strap or baby doll with black cap sleeves. The back of the girly shirts features the speech balloon "i have a crush on every boy."
|Thnikkaman Shirt|| Here Comes the Thnikkaman!!
YOU can be the Thnikkaman when you sport this 100% cotton "orange poppy" colored shirt. (Sunglasses not included). Sizes Adult Medium through Triple Extra Large and Baby Doll Medium and Large for the the ladies.
|Trogdor Black|| Trogdor Burninates the Countryside!!
This shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and features Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty. Available in a variety of Youth Sizes, Adult Sizes and Baby Doll Sizes. Click on the icons below for the size category that fits you best!
 Yahoo Store Discontinued Shirts
|The Pizz|| Serving Up Strong Badian Style T-shirts!
From the successful and well reviewed pizza joint of the same name, The Pizz t-shirt offers 100% cotton comfort at a price that won't put a dent in your wallet.
|Bad Graphics Ghost|| Bad Graphics Ghost
The Bad Graphics Ghost first appeared in SBEmail 48 and then recently made a cameo in SBEmail 200 and is now appearing on his very own t-shirt! He even says "Boo" in BASIC. Available in the sizes below. Blank on back.
|Bear holding a Shark|| Mysterious Myth... or Legendary Legend?
As seen in SBEmail 145!! For a limited time only, you can have your very own "My Baby Got Stole by a Bear Holding a Shark" T-shirt. White image on a 100% cotton navy blue t-shirt. Adult Sizes Sm - XXXL, Youth Large and Women's Medium and Large. Blank on back.
Bear Holding a Shark
This here is our third batch of "My Baby Got Stole by a Bear Holding a Shark" t-shirts. No pushing or shoving please, we think we ordered enough for everybody this time.
These are 100% cotton navy blue t-shirts, blank on the back.
Women's sizes are American Apparel Fine Jersey Short Sleeve Tees which are contour cut for a flattering fit. 100% Fine Jersey Cotton.
|Bubs|| Check it Out, Check it Out, Check it Out
You'll always be awesome in this light blue shirt featuring Free Country USA's enterprising entrepreneur - BUBS. Please note: there is not a typo on this shirt. It's supposed to say "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND"
We're Always Awesome!
The Bubs shirts come only once a year, so get yours NOW!
|The Cheat|| The Cheat Navy Blue Edition!
Many fans have asked for The Cheat on another color besides red, so now we bring you...The Cheat - Navy Edition! This shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and features everyone's favorite Little Guy, The Cheat! Available in a variety of Youth Sizes, Adult Sizes and Baby Doll Sizes. Click on the icons below for the size category that fits you best!
|Cheat Commandos|| Buy All Our Playsets and Toys!
Reynold, Fightgar, Gunhaver, Firebert and Silent Rip - all on a cool navy blue 100% cotton preshrunk tee shirt. The Cheat Commandos slogan "Rock, Rock On!! is printed on the back of the shirt!
|Coach Z|| Proudly wear a "Z" just like Coach Z! This 50/50% cotton blend shirt is Kelly Green and comes in sizes Youth Large through Adult XL plus Baby Doll Medium.
Not Coach X or Coach Y, but Coach Dang Z!
These shirts come but once a year, so get yours now just in time for Decemberween. A giant gold Z adorns these kelly green, 100% cotton shirts. The back is blank.
|Cool Tapes|| Cool Tapes Are Cool And We Like It Like That!
This is the one you've been waiting for! As seen in the easter egg at the end of "Cool Things," this light blue shirt is made of 100% heavy weight cotton. The front speaks for itself and the back is blank.
|Crazy Go Nuts University Dumples|| Crazy Go Nuts University Dumples!!
Whether you're fighting or sometimes striving, you'll always be in fashion in this genuine Crazy Go Nuts University t-shirt. Made of 100% preshrunk cotton in heather grey with red University block lettering and, of course, a picture of the CGNU mascot.
|Duck Shirt|| Duck Shirt
Some folk will say you are a terrific athlete when you wear your very own Duck Shirt just like the one the Homestar Runner wears in Strong Bad email 100! This 100% preshrunk cotton shirt comes in lemon yellow for regular sizes and pastel lemon for the baby doll size. Blank on back.
|Eh! Steve!|| At! Last!...Eh! Steve!
From a burled holiday cabbage to a hole at Sweet Puttin' Cakes and right on to his very own shirt, Eh! Steve! is unstoppable. He's appearing on a chestnut brown shirt to bring out the color of his eyes. The girly style is an American Apparel shirt (also called a "Gym Tee") in mélange chocolate brown with brown cuffs and collar. All shirts have Eh! Steve! on the front, blank on the back.
|"Five-dor" T-shirt|| Half a Decade of Burnination!
This special edition Trogdor design is available only for a short time! Get yours while they last because quantities are limited!
|Get Ye Flask|| Get Ye Flask
We presenteth a Get Ye Flask shirt. Tis available in the assortment of sizes listeth below. The colour tis black as pitch and the yonder side revealeth naught. (the back is blank)
|Homestar Classic|| Don't Mess with the Classics!
Seven years ago, we had just one t-shirt available in our store and this was it!! We're bringing back the "Homestar Classic" for a limited time only, so get your little piece of Homestar history while you still can. And at the special price of just $12 for regular sizes, these are sure to sell out quickly! Click on the size category below to choose the size that fits you best.
|Homestar Runner Baseball Jersey|| Knock One Outta the Park!!!
Now you can savor fond memories of the baseball season till spring training when you wear this Royal Blue baseball jersey-type T-shirt!! Its got "Homestar Runner" emblazoned across the front in colorful script lettering and Homestar Runner web address tastefully printed on the back.
|Homestar Lite|| Homestar Lite
Here's a brand new Homestar style - Homestar prancing on a white shirt with a pale blue star background. Regular cut t-shirts are 100% cotton in sizes Youth Large through Adult Triple Extra Large. The baby doll style for the ladies is Medium/One Size which fits sizes 0-8. The back of this shirt is blank.
|Homestar Running||We found various sizes of our Homestar Running shirt during Spring Cleaning at our warehouse. These shirts are a steal, but only limited quantities are available.|
|Homestar's 10th Birthday|| My, How You've Seriously Grown!
Check out the evolution of Homestar over the years...from a crappy drawing in a children's book to a crappy animated character on the web! This limited-edition shirt commemorates Homestar's 10th Birthday and in his honor regular sizes are only $10!
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!!
Homestar Runner's 10 Year Anniversary shirt was such a big hit last summer that we're bringing it back! And it's still at the special anniversary price of just $10 for regular sizes!
This shirt features the evolution of Homestar from a crappy drawing in a children's book to an animated character on the web!
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!
|Li'l Brudder|| Here Comes Li'l Brudder
He'll scrape right along and right into your heart! Li'l Brudder first appeared in the Strong Bad email "crying" and now he's appearing on his very own shirt! On the front of this white 100% preshrunk cotton tee, Li'l Brudder proudly proclaims, "I can make it on my own." The back of this shirt is blank. Choose from the sizes below. Please wear with caution as the sight of Li'l Brudder has been known to cause uncontrollable crying
|Limozeen||Proclaim your allegiance to METAL! Now you can own a shirt featuring Strong Bad's favorite metal band – Limozeen!! These recently discovered unsold concert tees are from their triumphant 2001 "Zeenin' Across the Country" tour. This groundbreaking odyssey of rock included stops in Pantsburg, Loughleyton, Dempsey, and Broiter Grove, among other landmark concert sites, all listed on the back of this collectors item! (babydoll sizes don't have the list of concert sites on the back) Don't wait – get yours today!!|
|Marshie|| Fluffy Puff and Marshie!!
Now you can have a tee shirt featuring Homestar's favorite food - Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, with a big smiling image of Marshie on the front!!
|Marzipan|| Marzipan T-shirt
This red shirt featuring Marzipan is available in baby doll sizes Medium, Large and Extra Large. Also available in regular t-shirt sizes Adult Small and Medium. Red shirts made of 100% preshrunk cotton. The back of this shirt is blank.
|Nebulon||EVERYONE will like YOUR style when you wear this red 100% cotton t-shirt featuring Nebulon. Comes in sizes Adult Small through Triple Extra Large and sizes Medium and Large for the ladies.|
|Pom Pom|| Bubble de Bubble!!!
He's Big and Orange, and so is this great shirt, with Pom Pom's image floating across the front!!! You're sure to love it!! Get yours today!! To order, click on the available sizes shown below below!!
|Scalding Lake|| Where's My Cottage?
You'll look Rather Dashing in this stylish Scalding Lake t-shirt. Sizes Youth Large through Adult XXXL are sand colored shirts made of 50/50 cotton blend. The ladies baby doll is a 100% cotton, nude colored shirt with brown cap sleeves.
|Senor Cardgage|| No Probalo!
He's a garage sale lurker, he's a movie theater ticket taker and now he's on his very own t-shirt! This 100% preshrunk cotton t-shirt features Senor Cardgage and his famous quote "No Probalo!" Blank on back. Adult sizes Small through Triple Extra Large. Also girly shirts in Medium and Large for the lady types.
|sloshy|| we don't really even care about you
here is the official band t-shirt for strong bad's favorite/least favorite "metal" band. the front features the upside down sloshy name and the back reads "we don't really even care about you." (also upside down)
|Stinko Man Blue Ringer Shirt|| Double Deuce!!!
If you're up for a challenge or maybe some light fighting, then you need this shirt featuring Stinko Man in his famous "double deuce" pose. This Bayside brand shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton and has a blue collar and cuffs to match Stinko Man's blue hair. Width and Length dimensions of each size are shown below. The back of this shirt is blank.
|20X6 Stinko Man|| 20X6 Stinko Man Shirt!!!
Inspired by the 20X6 Stinko Man game, this cool red shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 Stinko Man" on the front and the "20X6" logo on one sleeve. Get yours now 'cause this shirt is available for a LIMITED TIME ONLY.
|Strong Bad Head|| Strong Bad Head
Here's Strong Bad's handsome face on a white 100% cotton Tee Shirt with Black "Ringers" around the neck and sleeves.
Strong Bad Head - Available Again!
I heard all your whining like "I want my mom to buy me a Strong Bad Head shirt" or "I have to have a shirt with Strong Bad's awesome head on it." So here it is. Now quit bugging me. -SB
|Strong Bad Mask|| Strong Bad Mask Shirt
A black T-shirt with Strong Bad's mug!! What could be sweeter? Get yours today!! To order, click on the available sizes shown below!!
SB Mask Clearance XL Only
We found some Extra Large sizes of the old Strong Bad Mask Shirts. This was the second shirt ever to be sold in the Homestar Store. It's a collector's item and a steal at only $8!
|Strong Bad Zone|| Your Head A Splode!
This fabulous shirt has a vivid red 3-D type image of Strong Bad's face on a black, 100% cotton pre-shrunk tee shirt. The caption on the front proclaims "Your Head A Splode". The back displays the name of the shirt - Strong Bad Zone.
|Strong Badman|| July Shirt-of-The-Month
He's been around since SB Email 29 and somehow he never made it on to his own shirt...until now! Introducing the totally new t-shirt based on the comic book series The Total Adventures of Strong Badman! This 100% preshrunk cotton t-shirt is sure to intimidate any foe whether it be Deutschman, Moth Mouth or Scantron. (Li'l Stiny not included. Blank on the back).
|Strong Sad|| Strong Sad "I'm Sad that I'm on a t-shirt"
Like a gray and depressing Santa Claus, our Strong Sad shirt comes but once a year. Get yours now because once we sell out, we're not going to re-stock these.
|Support the Municipality!|| Support the Municipality!
Now The King of Town and The Poopsmith are on the same shirt and in their most oppressive forms. Inspired by SBEmail disconnected, the front of this 100% cotton "Storm Grey" shirt features the menacing visage of the King of Town. On the back, three Poopsmiths in full riot gear warn "We're on to You."
|Trogdor Lite|| Trogdor Lite
This white shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and features Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty.
|Videlectrix|| We Use Computers...to Make Video Games!
Videlectrix is the leading name in pixelated gaming so the next logical addition to their product line is t-shirts! An image of the patented Videlectrix floppy disk adorns this 100% cotton t-shirt. PLUS these shirts are "Sharpie Ready" so you can write in the title of your favorite Videlectrix game! Is it Trogdor or Peasant's Quest or maybe Pigs on Head? Go to the Videlectrix Catalog to reacquaint yourself with the whole Videlectrix family.
|Wind-up Homestar|| Introducing Wind-Up Homestar
Wind 'em up Dan! Have you ever seen Homestar look so adorable? And just in case he forgot, there's a nice arrow telling him which way to go. These Royal Blue shirts are 100% pre-shrunk cotton with Wind-Up Homestar on the front and blank on the back.
|You Reek-A!|| Show Your Tact and Professionalism!
Designed by Strong Bad in the email underlings, our new "You Reek-A" t-shirt is the perfect way to send a subtle hint to all of your friends, relatives and smunderlings. These are 100% cotton shirts with some kind of science person on the front and blank on the back. Sizes Adult Small through Triple Extra Large. Medium and Large girly styles for the lady types.